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Frankie
03-09-2011, 09:12 AM
Why is this significant?

Because it translates to him having small and lean fingers. It makes a hell of a difference in about an hour when I see him for my annual check up.

I'm sure I have your thoughts and support with me when he goes where no man has gone before (except him, of course).

That's all.

Brock
03-09-2011, 09:12 AM
My doctor is a fat fingered son of a bitch.

Phobia
03-09-2011, 09:15 AM
My doctor moved to Illinois last month. So now I feel slutty.

DMAC
03-09-2011, 09:16 AM
HAHA he's gonna PIIYB.

mlyonsd
03-09-2011, 09:17 AM
My doctor worked as a lumberjack through med school.

Mr. Laz
03-09-2011, 09:17 AM
HAHA he's gonna PIIYB.ROFLROFL

Bwana
03-09-2011, 09:25 AM
Enjoy...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.thatsfit.ca/media/2010/07/prostate-exam-294.jpg

Frankie
03-09-2011, 09:49 AM
Well,....

I'm off to see the wizard
The wonderful wizard of Oz.
Because, Because, Because, Because, BECAUAUAUSE....

OF ALL THE WONDERFUL THINGS HE DOES....

Sofa King
03-09-2011, 09:52 AM
Couldn't you just have Norman Einstein check that out for you while he's down there anyways?

FAX
03-09-2011, 09:55 AM
Hold fast, Mr. Frankie.

Eventually, science will invent tiny, little, micro-biological, nano-docs who can just climb right up your ass with a Hazmat suit, a magnifying glass, and a laptop.

FAX

tooge
03-09-2011, 09:56 AM
its just a sham. doctors just like jamming their fingers up guys asses

rockymtnchief
03-09-2011, 09:57 AM
Small fingers don't matter if he forgets to take his Super Bowl ring off.

seclark
03-09-2011, 10:41 AM
Small fingers don't matter if he forgets to take his Super Bowl ring off.

ouch!
had it done once in the er by a woman doc. her fingers were thin, but f@ckin short. it wasn't a very gentle invasion.

any way around, it's a no win situation.:mad:
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Cave Johnson
03-09-2011, 10:47 AM
My home inspector was a little guy.

Good thing, because my crawlspace entrance is built for a 12 year old boy.

Bump
03-09-2011, 10:50 AM
my Dr is one of those "I'm not sure what's wrong, pay your money and get out" kind of doctors.

ChiefButthurt
03-09-2011, 11:13 AM
I have a female doctor. :thumb:

Frankie
03-09-2011, 11:28 AM
Couldn't you just have Norman Einstein check that out for you while he's down there anyways?

Hold fast, Mr. Frankie.

Eventually, science will invent tiny, little, micro-biological, nano-docs who can just climb right up your ass with a Hazmat suit, a magnifying glass, and a laptop.

FAX

:LOL:

seclark
03-09-2011, 11:30 AM
:LOL:

how'd the cornhole hold up, frankie?
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Frankie
03-09-2011, 11:30 AM
Well I'm back. It's over. The "South" surrendered peacefully and the conqueror was gentle and forgiving.

bluehawkdoc
03-09-2011, 11:34 AM
Important rule to remember when getting prostate exam: Doctor with one hand on one shoulder=good, Doctor with one hand on each shoulder=bad

Otter
03-09-2011, 11:39 AM
My home inspector was a little guy.

Good thing, because my crawlspace entrance is built for a 12 year old boy.

I'll take "Two Things Pittsie and Michael Jackson Have in Common" for $1000 Alex.

Frankie
03-09-2011, 11:43 AM
Important rule to remember when getting prostate exam: Doctor with one hand on one shoulder=good, Doctor with one hand on each shoulder=bad

Too late. :hmmm:

big nasty kcnut
03-09-2011, 12:16 PM
You should of told him while he did it if he was using the whole fist there doc?

Iowanian
03-09-2011, 12:18 PM
Don't be nervous Frankie, I'm sure it's perfectly normal for him to have both hands on your shoulders during the prolonged prostate exam.

QuikSsurfer
03-09-2011, 12:49 PM
Don't be nervous Frankie, I'm sure it's perfectly normal for him to have both hands on your shoulders during the prolonged prostate exam.

ROFL

threebag02
03-09-2011, 12:57 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTIgpjiEaLlr7MkJ9-0wYEsm3BQhFkVcbfIf7_bnaV360MBR7sUfw

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