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Cave Johnson
03-09-2011, 03:47 PM
It's long, so I'll only post a sample. Great, great stuff.

"I have come to write this memo to you today to educate on the only life worth living, that of a Cocksman. A Cocksman is taught to live by the two most applicable principles I know: The Pie and the Gullet. You may already be lost in trying to comprehend this logic. Do not worry this is completely understandable. By the end of this memo, you will not only gain a greater understanding of what it means to live, but you will have embraced a lifestyle. However, in order for this to happen you first must know a couple key terms."


Hammock Parties
03-09-2011, 03:52 PM
Stupendous. A man truly dedicated to his art.