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mikey23545
03-10-2011, 05:21 PM
http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7291/robotdog1.jpg (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/robotdog1.jpg/)

KurtCobain
03-10-2011, 05:22 PM
This is so fucking awesome.

Buck
03-10-2011, 05:24 PM
Uh....Protectron anybody?

http://i.imgur.com/vwtpn.png

Donger
03-10-2011, 05:26 PM
LMAO

"Give me head, Lassie! Give me head!"

mikey23545
03-10-2011, 05:29 PM
WTF is this? Michael Vick's research lab?

Donger
03-10-2011, 05:31 PM
WTF is this? Michael Vick's research lab?

No. Warning: some may find below disturbing.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rSrIkUXwsNk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

mikey23545
03-10-2011, 05:32 PM
No.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rSrIkUXwsNk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I've heard of this Russian experiment before, but nothing involving the robot body.

Frankie
03-10-2011, 05:32 PM
Can anyone read Russian around here?

Donger
03-10-2011, 05:33 PM
Can anyone read Russian around here?

Calling Pants. Pants, you needed in the vet ER stat.

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:35 PM
Can anyone read Russian around here?

teedubya is fluent from what I understand. See what he has to say about the whole thing.

Donger
03-10-2011, 05:37 PM
teedubya is fluent from what I understand. See what he has to say about the whole thing.

LMAO

Buck
03-10-2011, 05:38 PM
Loosely translated it says, "We've been hitting the Vodka bottle again and wanted to make a fucking dog robot."

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:39 PM
Calling Pants. Pants, you needed in the vet ER stat.

The sign seen on the very top of the first picture says "Central Nervous System."

Second picture caption says "V.R. Lebedev's Automated life-preserving mechanism/ Universal schematic of the inner works."

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:41 PM
The red stamp on the first picture says "Strictly Secret [information]."

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:41 PM
The name of the armor is "Storm."

Saulbadguy
03-10-2011, 05:42 PM
teedubya is fluent from what I understand. See what he has to say about the whole thing.

LOL

Frankie
03-10-2011, 05:44 PM
Pants got some free post count increases.... Teeheeheehee.

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:49 PM
I typed in "V.R. Lebedev" into google and one of the links that came up was this (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/03/the-story-behind-the-russian-robot-collie-patent-sketches/71988/). I guess it's fake.

kysirsoze
03-10-2011, 05:50 PM
I've heard of this Russian experiment before, but nothing involving the robot body.

Yeah, keeping the brain oxygenated is a far cry from wiring it into a man sized robot. (Or any sized robot for that matter)

Edit: That video was fucking amazing, though. I wish there was a way of trying that on a human without abandoning any and all ethics and morality.

Pants
03-10-2011, 05:53 PM
This is the best fake I have ever seen.

jjjayb
03-10-2011, 05:54 PM
Made me think of this:

http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/W/S/W/megamind-minion-photo.jpg

Donger
03-10-2011, 05:58 PM
Made me think of this:

http://0.tqn.com/d/movies/1/0/W/S/W/megamind-minion-photo.jpg

Me, this:

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Fth0iZ6ulzs" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ebolapox
03-10-2011, 05:58 PM
This is the best fake I have ever seen.

it's definitely no Boilerplate.

Detoxing
03-10-2011, 06:00 PM
Meh.

Tried it on my dog. Didn't work out. Damn thing destroyed my yard, dug up whole trees. how to take him out back and shoot him.

Over rated IMO.

Sannyasi
03-10-2011, 06:04 PM
I typed in "V.R. Lebedev" into google and one of the links that came up was this (http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/03/the-story-behind-the-russian-robot-collie-patent-sketches/71988/). I guess it's fake.

Of course that's what they would say..

Ebolapox
03-10-2011, 06:05 PM
http://www.bigredhair.com/boilerplate/intro.html

Bowser
03-10-2011, 06:31 PM
Now, we are TRULY fucked.

Count Alex's Losses
03-10-2011, 06:35 PM
This smacks of viral marketing.

KCUnited
03-10-2011, 08:08 PM
New statue being constructed for Detroit?

FAX
03-10-2011, 08:23 PM
Timmy has exploded into 84 trillion neurons.

FAX