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Reaper16
03-15-2011, 01:22 PM
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Snark away, peoples. 'Cuz, my God is this an impressive shitfest.

OnTheWarpath58
03-15-2011, 01:24 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/2gwgp4j.jpg

88TG88
03-15-2011, 01:25 PM
wtf did I just listen too

ffs, shes not even hot

Sofa King
03-15-2011, 01:25 PM
ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole fucking thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...

DeezNutz
03-15-2011, 01:25 PM
Gotta make my mind up...
Which seat can I take?!!?

It's Friday, Friday, Friday!!! LMAO LMAO.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 01:27 PM
fun fun fun fun

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 01:27 PM
"Tomorrow is Saturday. And Sunday comes afterwards."

I need that line as a ringtone for my weekend alarms.

OnTheWarpath58
03-15-2011, 01:28 PM
http://cdn.theurbandaily.com/files/2010/04/ice-cube-wants-to-do-another-Friday.jpg

Cave Johnson
03-15-2011, 01:29 PM
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blaise
03-15-2011, 01:30 PM
I was looking to see if someone had made a fake twitter account for her this morning, but I couldn't find one. Too bad.

Rain Man
03-15-2011, 01:39 PM
The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

KCUnited
03-15-2011, 01:41 PM
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Rock N Poll: Round 1, Heat 26 for sure.

Fish
03-15-2011, 01:43 PM
I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

Just Passin' By
03-15-2011, 01:44 PM
I also stress out about which seat to take.

This girl totally understands me......

As long as you only do it on Friday, you're ok.

Predarat
03-15-2011, 01:48 PM
Its not the worst, I rate it worse then Bruce Springsteen, but better then Bob Dylan.

TinyEvel
03-15-2011, 01:49 PM
The lyrics are so remedial I am pretty sure this song was originally written for the Wiggles.

And who's the dude in the car following the school bus? :eek:

Donger
03-15-2011, 01:53 PM
She's sounds like a female Yoda with a speech impediment.

Jethopper
03-15-2011, 01:58 PM
Did that Black 30 something just say "I see a school bus...tick tock... Makes me wanna scream!" I mean what the f

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 01:59 PM
That guy in the CG car is a pedophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.

Tribal Warfare
03-15-2011, 02:01 PM
who's producer's daughter is this Dane? :D

Buck
03-15-2011, 02:03 PM
ROFL OMG

WE WE WE WE WE WE SO EXCITED

Saul Good
03-15-2011, 02:05 PM
The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them. For example, I can sing this song and hit every note, which makes me feel good about myself. But when I try to sing "Dream On" by Aerosmith, I can't pull it off very well and feel bad about myself. So when the karaoke machine starts up, which song do you think I'm going to pick?

Sweet Caroline because that's the first song every time. (Unless you're a fat girl who has a pretty good voice, and then you would do Black Velvet for some unknown reason.)

Jethopper
03-15-2011, 02:06 PM
We used to rock this one at parties...<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/skE_OLf_V4c" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Saul Good
03-15-2011, 02:06 PM
fun fun fun fun > #winning

-King-
03-15-2011, 02:08 PM
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus....I see my friiiiiiiiieeeend!


ROFL ROFL

FAX
03-15-2011, 02:12 PM
I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards


FAX

-King-
03-15-2011, 02:13 PM
It's even more ridiculous that theres only one available seat in the car. ...unless she's going to sit on the gear shift which would certainly be interesting.

KCUnited
03-15-2011, 02:14 PM
I'm pretty sure these are Grammy Award winning lyrics, right here;

Today it is Friday
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards


FAX

Lyrics by Adam Teicher

Buck
03-15-2011, 02:14 PM
Gotta have my bowl
Gotta have cereal

Sounds like what I do when I get high too. Cinnamon Toast Crunch FTW

MOhillbilly
03-15-2011, 02:15 PM
jerome bettis rappin.

keg in kc
03-15-2011, 02:16 PM
That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

-King-
03-15-2011, 02:19 PM
The US is going to send some engineers to Japan to work on the nuclear reactor. But first they must figure out the bigger problem: Which seat in the car should the top engineers sit in?

FAX
03-15-2011, 02:21 PM
That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.

I don't listen to "pop" music anymore. Frankly, I'd rather press my ear against a Kodiak Bear's ass while he farts than listen to most pop stuff.

Still, Mr. Reaper16 is pretty much dead-on with this deal. This is possibly the worst song ever conceived. If Mozart were still alive, I have no doubt whatsoever that he would hire some dude from New Jersey to arrange for this girl to eat a hand grenade.

FAX

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 02:27 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhz7fo4NE61qbg3ylo1_500.gif

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 02:29 PM
That's bad, but I'm not sure it's discernibly worse than any of the other shit on the radio these days.
Oh, yes it is. I am familiar with radio pop. This song is atonal, had no regard for melody, and is the worst example of lyricism in history.

Buck
03-15-2011, 02:30 PM
WTF is that Paula Dean?

siberian khatru
03-15-2011, 02:35 PM
EVERYBODY'S WORKIN FOR THE WEEKEND!

MOhillbilly
03-15-2011, 02:36 PM
BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!

siberian khatru
03-15-2011, 02:39 PM
The nice thing about songs written for people with no vocal range is that anyone can sing them.

That was my reaction when I heard it: It's atonal so any gawky 12-year-old girl can sing it.

Now how can you make an insightful comment like that, but not recognize the musical brilliance (and historical significance) of The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again"?

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 02:39 PM
BUT IT HAS JEROME BETTIS RAPPIN W/ WHITE GIRLS!!!
Jerome Bettis can't get enough of them 13 year old white girls. He wants one for the thumb.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 02:41 PM
By comparison, the musical stylings of Ke$ha look as classic as the catalogue of Ella Fitzgerald.

listopencil
03-15-2011, 03:46 PM
Wow. Now I know what it feels like to want to punch a girl. Thanks Reaper.

Frazod
03-15-2011, 03:48 PM
It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB FUCKING DYLAN. :#

Fish
03-15-2011, 03:57 PM
It can't be the worst song of all time.

BECAUSE IT'S NOT SUNG BY BOB FUCKING DYLAN. :#

Well..........

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7491958&postcount=9

DMAC
03-15-2011, 03:59 PM
She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/content/worst_tattoo_ever.jpg

Buck
03-15-2011, 04:00 PM
She looks like that "In Loving Memory" Tatoo at the first.

edit:

http://www.digyourowngrave.com/content/worst_tattoo_ever.jpg

LMAO

Buck
03-15-2011, 04:01 PM
Heres the pic

http://i.imgur.com/XqDkQ.jpg

Stewie
03-15-2011, 04:09 PM
What are you people talking about? The black guy in the car gives this street cred, totally!

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 04:46 PM
Thank God for 4Chan:

http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
03-15-2011, 04:46 PM
There's some insightful shit in there.

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today is Friday, Friday
We so, so, excited, excited
We gonna have a ball today!

Fun fun fun fun

listopencil
03-15-2011, 05:03 PM
I just showed it to my fifteen year old daughter. I asked her for her opinion "in a nutshell". She said," In a nutshell? It's like someone drilled a hole in a nutshell, filled it with poop, threw it, and it landed on the internet."

DJ's left nut
03-15-2011, 05:13 PM
I submit:

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suzzer99
03-15-2011, 05:15 PM
With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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Oregon chief
03-15-2011, 05:19 PM
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These guys are becoming my favorite music group fail of all time.

Oregon chief
03-15-2011, 05:24 PM
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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 05:28 PM
I submit:

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With all due respect, I submit to you, Kelly Osbourne - Shut Up as the worst song that God ever gave man on the face of the earth:

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I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no fucking way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like fucking King Crimson.

tk13
03-15-2011, 05:30 PM
You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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Reaper16
03-15-2011, 05:39 PM
You cannot have this discussion without the immortal Mark Gormley.

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That's a worse music video. I'd vote for that for worst music video ever. The song itself is pretty competent compared to "Friday." 100% generic and no better than garage-band in quality but an honest performance.

tk13
03-15-2011, 05:55 PM
Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

|Zach|
03-15-2011, 05:57 PM
Fair point. It's hard to beat that creepy pedophile rap in the middle for weirdness.

Counter point. I've now learned that Sunday comes after Saturday. Two points for educational value.

Exactly. She gives us fact based information.

Oso
03-15-2011, 05:58 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

gblowfish
03-15-2011, 05:58 PM
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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

I kinda dig this. Very Dieter on Sprokets-esque.

-King-
03-15-2011, 06:16 PM
I submit:

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Fuck no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 06:20 PM
Fuck no. Whip your hair is FAR better than Its Friday. And it's by a 10 year old so you have to take that into account.
For real. I heard that song and thought it was actually pretty good as far as bubblegum pop goes.

cdcox
03-15-2011, 06:29 PM
I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

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unothadeal
03-15-2011, 06:38 PM
fried egg fried egg

kysirsoze
03-15-2011, 06:38 PM
I submit:

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That could make it in the "Worst song that some people actually like" category, but it doesn't compare to Friday in overall badness. I wonder what it's like to release a song that is so bad it's INSTANTLY an internet meme. At least Rick Astley had a few years before people destroyed his reputation.

Simply Red
03-15-2011, 06:52 PM
I will give you my impression in a moment.

This is shitty and low-down creepy, too -->> http://tinyurl.com/yf3qbjg


I had to tell you before I forgot. I'll get to OP now!

Neil Sedaka was a major creep.

Simply Red
03-15-2011, 07:18 PM
I viewed it, I have to say; I hope she runs into an AIDS tree.

bowener
03-15-2011, 07:32 PM
http://www.prettybeats.com/images/crazyfrog.jpg

suzzer99
03-15-2011, 07:38 PM
I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm going to go ahead an assume you didn't listen to all of Shut Up since you are still sane enough to make this post.

Edit: Ok I just listened to Friday. Honestly I didn't feel I needed to since I was 100% sure Shut Up could never be topped (bottomed?). Also it's a giant PITA to get my headphones out at work. But OP wins. I concede.

bowener
03-15-2011, 07:43 PM
This is worse than 2 girls 1 cup. There needs to be response videos to this shit.

Bugeater
03-15-2011, 07:47 PM
I submit:

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages
And were pressed in love’s hot, fevered iron
Like a striped pair of pants

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

~ ~ ~ ~

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You’ll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
Oooh, after all the loves of my life
I’ll be thinking of you
And wondering why

~ ~ ~ ~

MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!!

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I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

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JD10367
03-15-2011, 07:48 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

Bump
03-15-2011, 08:07 PM
I bet she's going to get rich, just goes to show how stupid people are that she has so many fans. I mean, superman that ho and stanky leg got rich off of their retarded music video's on youtube, she will get rich as well. It's because their target market happens to make up 80% of this country, IDIOTS!

FAX
03-15-2011, 08:10 PM
I'm actually quite fond of the original version of that song by Richard Harris.

I agree, that was a ground-breaking recording, actually.

Not bad for an Irishman and an Oklahoma boy.

FAX

Ebolapox
03-15-2011, 08:11 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

WHITE KNIGHT ALERT! :p

Bambi
03-15-2011, 08:13 PM
I raise you.....







....."my jeans"





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Bambi
03-15-2011, 08:14 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

I think the grown men sitting around producing these songs have more to worry about than we do.

KcMizzou
03-15-2011, 08:14 PM
I first heard this when they were skewering it on a local radio station. It sounded like one of those "Kids Bop" covers... I thought maybe I just didn't know the original song.

Simply Red
03-15-2011, 08:17 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

I have a life, I still hate her.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 08:58 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.
I'm not ripping apart her so much as I am the Ark Music Factory people who wrote this terrible song and coaxed out her robotic performance.

Pablo
03-15-2011, 09:45 PM
Fuck you Reaper.

Fuck you for ever letting me know a song like that existed.

Pablo
03-15-2011, 09:48 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.*White Knight* Preserver and savior of all things "women" in real life and the internet.

Congrats.

ChiefsCountry
03-15-2011, 10:08 PM
These Ark Music guys are freaking geniouses. Take rich kids and turn them into You Tube idiots and make money off of them.

FAX
03-15-2011, 10:20 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some ****ing lives, for crissake.

You are quite correct, Mr. JD10367. Our behavior in this thread has been both unseemly and immature. After all, it's merely a song and, as you say, the girl is only 13 years old.

Now that we've settled that, let us hope she never sees 14.

FAX

58kcfan89
03-15-2011, 10:22 PM
Oh. My. Christ.

This is amazing. Apparently that video had 3 million hits yesterday & it's well over 7 mil right now. Yeesh.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 10:39 PM
Oh. My. Christ.

This is amazing. Apparently that video had 3 million hits yesterday & it's well over 7 mil right now. Yeesh.
It's the kind of universally-recognizable suckage that can galvanize a nation. It's how America works: in order to distract us from the tragedy in Japan, we collectively turn to an even bigger tragedy.

DaneMcCloud
03-15-2011, 10:57 PM
Unfortunately, Melodyne and Autotune have made it possible for people that cannot sing to actually find an audience.

It bothered me nearly 15 years ago when Jennifer Lopez's engineer told me it took him 40 hours to Auto Tune her vocals for each song on her debut record but today, I just don't care.

If people somehow find enjoyment in these over-produced and severely under-talented performers, I am not one to judge.

Baby Lee
03-15-2011, 11:00 PM
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Frazod
03-15-2011, 11:03 PM
Fuck you Reaper.

Fuck you for ever letting me know a song like that existed.

Jesus, you should have known better. I'm not clicking on any of this shit. I don't need any new godawful songs to get randomly stuck in my head.

Reaper16
03-15-2011, 11:09 PM
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Yes!

Fallon should be doing a Neil Young version of "Friday" by the end of the week, one would think. Gotta' strike while the iron is hot.

DMAC
03-15-2011, 11:16 PM
Jesus, you should have known better. I'm not clicking on any of this shit. I don't need any new godawful songs to get randomly stuck in my head.

Nothing will ever beat, ENTER THE NINJA.

Saccopoo
03-16-2011, 12:07 AM
You know, I had a whole shit ton of "I got this by a mile" worst songs ever prepared for this thread. Goddamn if the OP didn't kick the ass out of it. Rep. That was, if not the,one of the worst songs ever. I sat there watching that shit, and I was like Indica stoned couched locked. Gruel running out of my open mouth...I couldn't move, so was I amazed at the utter stupidity of that song.

I'll throw this out, but it's not as bad as "Friday.":
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Saccopoo
03-16-2011, 12:22 AM
This one as well:
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Saccopoo
03-16-2011, 12:28 AM
versus:
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Spock can't sing for shit.

HoneyBadger
03-16-2011, 12:41 AM
That's a catchy song, with helpful lyrics. I'm not seeing the problem with it...

Deberg_1990
03-16-2011, 06:43 AM
If people somehow find enjoyment in these over-produced and severely under-talented performers, I am not one to judge.

Pretty much how i feel. Pure garbage to me, but im not the intended audience either.

It appears this video is the "joke of the internet" for the week, so i have hope for the human race after all.

KC2004
03-16-2011, 08:19 AM
http://www.billboard.com/column/viralvideos/rebecca-black-s-friday-a-viral-sensation-1005073092.story#/column/viralvideos/rebecca-black-s-friday-a-viral-sensation-1005073092.story

For those not in the know by now, Black is just one of a number of wannabe pop stars coming from a production company called Ark Music Factory. The "factory" holds casting calls for young teen girls, and if you're what they're looking for, you're flown to Los Angeles, where you're written a "hit" single, record it and make a music video.

Baby Lee
03-16-2011, 10:29 AM
At 5:15pm on March 14, 2011, LancerPancer said…
You're song "Friday" is inspirational. Period.
It includes all the makings of a hit: 1) it's educational (teaches the days of the week), 2) it incorporates real life issues that everyone struggles with (which seat to take), 3) it's fun (even repeats the word "fun").

Cave Johnson
03-16-2011, 10:44 AM
Ark Music Factory uses comic sans. That's all I need to know about the enterprise.

http://www.salon.com/entertainment/tv/feature/2011/03/14/rebecca_black_friday_horror/index.html

Baby Lee
03-16-2011, 10:57 AM
I think that the pressing question posed is;

Did they want to push this out to the masses so urgently that a pulsing whitehead on her cheek didn't matter,

or

Was this the clearest her complexion had been in the past 6 months.

Fat Elvis
03-16-2011, 11:00 AM
FOR BOB DOLE

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Valiant
03-16-2011, 11:04 AM
Saw this last week. First thing I thought of was LT should do a song with her horrible ass.

Black guy is a pedo.

Hopefully this was a jr. High project that retarded kids wrote. Shit was awful, hopefully her parents did not pay for it. That shit is a groundable offense til she is 18.

Baby Lee
03-16-2011, 11:04 AM
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OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL

What's the name of your song?

It's kind of a play on words.  It's called Armor but it's spelled A-R-M-O-U-R.

I started rapping before I could talk

ROFL anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.

Delano
03-16-2011, 11:07 AM
http://i.imgur.com/Ovel0.jpg

Reaper16
03-16-2011, 11:07 AM
OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL
What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

Baby Lee
03-16-2011, 11:09 AM
What songs/videos do your 'Re's correspond to?

Edited.

Predarat
03-16-2011, 11:17 AM
Saw this last week. First thing I thought of was LT should do a song with horrible ass.

Black guy is a pedo.

Hopefully this was a jr. High project that retarded kids wrote. Shit was awful, hopefully her parents did not pay for it. That shit is a groundable offense til she is 18.

I don't understand why the hell they even through in that Black pedo? It was a horrible video as it was then they did that and just made it damn creepy as well as horrible. The whole thing is WTF.

Reaper16
03-16-2011, 11:21 AM
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OMFG, Reaper, I think your assessment was a little premature.

Re: the first performer - nice to see that kid from 2 1/2 men back on his feet.

Re: the announcer - nice to see a putdown unsuccessfully turned into a kudo 'she's got more talent than my big toe got in it' ROFL ROFL





ROFL anyone seen Sasha Cohen lately?

Who really thought it would take 10 years for someone to monetize the delusion rampant in the American Idol open auditions.
I suppose that it is possible that Ark Music Factory can write a song worse than "Friday." They did, after all, write "Friday."

I've been scouring through the painful catalog of Ark Music Factory on YouTube. So far, its been a bunch of terrible pop songs. Nothing else so far reaches the level of ineptitude and banality that "Friday" does.

QuikSsurfer
03-16-2011, 11:35 AM
ROFL holy hell

Dallas Chief
03-16-2011, 11:39 AM
This is either a total Borat style prank or some seriously twisted pedo-fap material.

Molitoth
03-16-2011, 11:44 AM
I f*cking hate the music industry. May everyone associated with this trash burn in hell.

ChiefsCountry
03-16-2011, 11:45 AM
Like I said Ark Music takes spoiled rich girls, takes their parents money and produces a music video for them. Its a perfect money making plan.

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2011, 11:51 AM
THE BEAT IS FIRE

Stinger
03-16-2011, 11:53 AM
Heres the pic

http://i.imgur.com/XqDkQ.jpg

Always thought that Tattoo looked like Slayer here on CP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/attachment.jpg


:D

QuikSsurfer
03-16-2011, 12:01 PM
you can tell they used harmonizers, auto tune, reverb, and an ass load of eq and her voice and it's still annoying as fuck

Deberg_1990
03-16-2011, 05:15 PM
Pa-ty-in, Pa-ty-in, YEA! Pa-ty-in, Pa-ty-in, YEA!

Reaper16
03-16-2011, 10:32 PM
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Mr. Flopnuts
03-16-2011, 10:36 PM
I better get to bed. In the morning I gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal.

Ebolapox
03-16-2011, 10:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Ovel0.jpg

ROFL

Reaper16
03-16-2011, 10:52 PM
http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/106/423/original/tumblr_li54l6zuwz1qa72nyo1_400.gif?1300293173

Woodrow Call
03-16-2011, 10:58 PM
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I made it 5 minutes 38 secs

FAX
03-16-2011, 11:02 PM
Hey guys!!!

It's Friday!!!!

EDIT: Thursday!!!

FAX

Reaper16
03-16-2011, 11:08 PM
Hey guys!!!

It's Friday!!!!

EDIT: Thursday!!!

FAX
WE
WE
WE
WE SO EXCITED!

kysirsoze
03-16-2011, 11:09 PM
I made it 5 minutes 38 secs

Is your soul still intact??

Mr. Flopnuts
03-16-2011, 11:10 PM
LMAO

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Psyko Tek
03-16-2011, 11:21 PM
THAT FUCKIN' DOES IT
NO MORE AUTOTUNE
this needs outlawed
users of it need to be hunted down and killed in horrendous matters

if you can't sing don't sing
I don't care how good you suck cock babe

kysirsoze
03-17-2011, 01:54 AM
I completely forgot about this song. It still doesn't take the title from "Friday" but it is as close as anything I've seen....


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BillSelfsTrophycase
03-17-2011, 03:13 AM
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

ZootedGranny
03-17-2011, 03:18 AM
THE BEAT IS FIRE

This comment is killing me for some reason.

BigRock
03-17-2011, 03:42 AM
There's not enough love being shown for this girl. What a talent.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hoioid.jpg

thebrad84
03-17-2011, 10:06 AM
I love how the 35 year old is pimpin it in a cloth-seat car. That's big time right there..

ReynardMuldrake
03-17-2011, 10:15 AM
I completely forgot about this song. It still doesn't take the title from "Friday" but it is as close as anything I've seen....


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No, that's the dumbest song ever written. Different contest.

I feel compelled to post the lyrics. They're even dumber written down, if that's even possible.

The sun and the moon, and even Mars
The Milky Way and ****ing shooting stars
UFOs, a river flows
Plant a little seed and nature grows
Niagara falls and the pyramids
Everything you believed in as kids
****ing rainbows after it rains
There's enough miracles here to blow your brains
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay
It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away
And music is magic, pure and clean
You can feel it and hear it but it can't be seen

Music is a lot like love, it's all a feeling
And it fills the room, from the floor to the ceiling
I see miracles all around me
Stop and look around, it's all astounding
Water, fire, air and dirt
****ing magnets, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a scientist
Y'all mother****ers lying, and getting me pissed

(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
(Do you notice and recognize miracles)
It's all around you, you don't even know it
(Are you a firm believer in miracles)
Magic everywhere in this bitch
Shit's crazy
(Do you notice and recognize miracles,
So many miracles, the magic miracles)

Donger
03-17-2011, 10:16 AM
I think the biggest mystery is why her friends picked her up in a personal vehicle at a bus stop. What happened to the bus?

Sofa King
03-17-2011, 10:31 AM
over 12 million views and ratings have been disabled.

LMAO

Chiefnj2
03-17-2011, 10:34 AM
She was in the top 100 itunes downloads as of this morning.

Rain Man
03-17-2011, 11:34 AM
I think the biggest mystery is why her friends picked her up in a personal vehicle at a bus stop. What happened to the bus?


The bus was merely a metaphor.

You have to read deeper into the meaning of songs than the mere words. Songs are complex. In fact, if someone can dig up the lyrics to this one maybe we can all analyze it together.

Rain Man
03-17-2011, 11:37 AM
Okay, here are the lyrics. Let's start analyzing.

I'll start with the first stanza, in red. Obviously it's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).



(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-black-friday-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Donger
03-17-2011, 11:44 AM
She!? She specifically mentions a bus stop.

kysirsoze
03-17-2011, 11:45 AM
The good thing about this song being a generic piece of shit is it can't stay stuck in most people's head for more than five minutes or so. Otherwise there would have probably been a startling number of suicides since this song was released.

Note: If you are one of the unlucky ones who were able to grasp this haunting melody and carry it with you, may God have mercy on your soul.

Donger
03-17-2011, 11:50 AM
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)

So, she is trying to say "with" and it came out "wit'"?

big nasty kcnut
03-17-2011, 11:51 AM
Oh rain man that easy the song is about getting raped in the ass with a soldering iron while listening to this shitty song.

Deberg_1990
03-17-2011, 11:53 AM
My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

Donger
03-17-2011, 11:53 AM
Oh rain man that easy the song is about getting raped in the ass with a soldering iron while listening to this shitty song.

I think you should create a song and make a video of it.

Donger
03-17-2011, 11:54 AM
My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

Because it's hard to be partyin', partyin', yeah!, with a seat belt on.

ArrowheadMagic
03-17-2011, 12:05 PM
WE
WE
WE
WE SO EXCITED!

We gonna have a ball to day

Rain Man
03-17-2011, 12:22 PM
Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Halfcan
03-17-2011, 12:29 PM
ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole ****ing thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...

Yep will probably win-Song of the Year, Artist of the year, artist of the decade and lifetime achievement-at the Grammys.

plus she is being voted into the Rock and Roll hall of fame this week!!

ArrowheadMagic
03-17-2011, 12:30 PM
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

Mr. Laz
03-17-2011, 12:34 PM
ewwww...


voice is annoying, lyrics are terrible...


you know what, the whole fucking thing is terrible. everything about it makes me angry...i blame snookie

Mr. Laz
03-17-2011, 12:38 PM
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gblowfish
03-17-2011, 12:41 PM
OK, here's two that are guaranteed to stunt a stiffie:

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BillSelfsTrophycase
03-17-2011, 12:41 PM
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

Those are some profound lyrics right there LMAO

Fun Fun Fun Fun

Lzen
03-17-2011, 01:23 PM
I'm actually pissed off at you guys right now. There is no ****ing way you could seriously hear Rebecca Black's "Friday" and think it worse than either of your submitted songs. "Shut Up" has a certain propulsive drive to it that all pop-punk dreck does, so it has that going for it. "Whip My Hair" isn't even a bad bubblegum pop song at all. It's pretty dynamic, actually. Compared to "Friday" it sounds like ****ing King Crimson.

I'm assuming you meant "and not think it worse". But I agree. Those 2 songs aren't that bad. Although Whip My Hair has some dumb lyrics, too.

Lzen
03-17-2011, 01:26 PM
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Of course nothing beats their birthday song.

Good night. :doh!:That guy needs to stop shopping at Baby Gap for t-shirts.

Rain Man
03-17-2011, 01:33 PM
Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Obviously, this is about self-determination. Will she ride in the back seat and let others guide her life, or will she sit in the front seat and lead a purposeful life?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

Lzen
03-17-2011, 01:35 PM
I raise you.....







....."my jeans"





<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7DwT_2QQU64" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe>

Eh, I'm guessing that this is just a case of the fact that you aren't the target demographic. Yes, the subject and lyrics are nonsense. But I can just about guarantee that my 9 year old daughter would love this song.

Donger
03-17-2011, 01:38 PM
Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

Just Passin' By
03-17-2011, 01:44 PM
Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

The ultimate answer is 42


I just hope Rain Main doesn't discover the Ultimate Question.

Lzen
03-17-2011, 02:03 PM
OK, here's two that are guaranteed to stunt a stiffie:


<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/OE2l6CPna4M" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="480"></iframe>

<iframe title="YouTube video player" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/c1O-r1q2cwI" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="390" width="640"></iframe>

That first one sucks and she is fugly. Sure she's ugly, too. But the 2nd woman can actually sing.

Pestilence
03-17-2011, 03:25 PM
Jesus, people. What do you expect, really? She's not Neil Diamond or Burt Bacharach. She's a 13 year old girl. You're grown men, sitting around the Internet, ripping apart a 13 year old girl. Get some fucking lives, for crissake.

This coming from the guy who only posts sexual innuendos when he's on here. You're a grown man, sitting around on the Internet, making sexual comments about every actress/model/porn star out there. Get a fucking life, for crissake.

Baby Lee
03-17-2011, 04:10 PM
Credit to Delano, but this has to be here too.

http://i.imgur.com/yfjdn.gif

Deberg_1990
03-17-2011, 04:13 PM
Ill anxiously await the Limp Biskit remake. Thats gonna rock.

Valiant
03-17-2011, 09:29 PM
Sigh..

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1949594

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L.A. Chieffan
03-17-2011, 10:26 PM
Its almost FRIIIIDAY, FRIIIIDAY, GOOTA GEET DOWN FOR FRIIIDAY

Saccopoo
03-18-2011, 01:28 AM
Is anyone else scared that Rain Man is actually going to uncover the meaning of life in this song?

No, not really. After unearthing the epiphany about self-determination, there is nothing else that Rain provides. No pithy commentary about the egalitarian unification that RB is mandating, no social speculation about the token inclusion of the colored gentleman at the very "end" of the video/song...

It's my opinion that Rainman "disappeared" at the point of unearthing the self-determination thing. I think just reading and trying to analyze the lyrics is a gateway to Hell. Rain is now most likely sitting in a black leather speedo, chained to a leg of Liberace's piano, lubricating the pedals as the pianist serenades Mephistopheles.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2011, 01:59 AM
Does everyone know what day it is? It's Friday, Friday! Partyin! Partyin! YEAH! Partyin Partyin! YEAH! Fun fun fun fun! Everyone lookin forward to the weekend!

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2011, 01:59 AM
I see my friends!

HoneyBadger
03-18-2011, 02:02 AM
Does everyone know what day it is? It's Friday, Friday! Partyin! Partyin! YEAH! Partyin Partyin! YEAH! Fun fun fun fun! Everyone lookin forward to the weekend!

You beat me to posting this, asshole! Now you just gotta decide where to sit.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2011, 02:03 AM
You beat me to posting this, asshole! Now you just gotta decide where to sit.

Which seat can I taaaake?

Baby Lee
03-18-2011, 04:42 AM
No, not really. After unearthing the epiphany about self-determination, there is nothing else that Rain provides. No pithy commentary about the egalitarian unification that RB is mandating, no social speculation about the token inclusion of the colored gentleman at the very "end" of the video/song...

It's my opinion that Rainman "disappeared" at the point of unearthing the self-determination thing. I think just reading and trying to analyze the lyrics is a gateway to Hell. Rain is now most likely sitting in a black leather speedo, chained to a leg of Liberace's piano, lubricating the pedals as the pianist serenades Mephistopheles.

Thanks to your avvy, I now want to see Techno Viking dance to the Friday Song.

QuikSsurfer
03-18-2011, 07:06 AM
bump

Pablo
03-18-2011, 07:08 AM
bumpYah boi.

U no wut day it izzz..


FRIDAY.

L.A. Chieffan
03-18-2011, 08:59 AM
yesterday was thursday

Mr. Plow
03-18-2011, 09:24 AM
Tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards.

Pestilence
03-18-2011, 09:24 AM
yesterday was thursday

Tomorrow is Saturday.

Pestilence
03-18-2011, 09:25 AM
Tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards.

You son of a bitch. :banghead:

Donger
03-18-2011, 09:28 AM
I let my son ride in the front passenger seat of my car for the first time yesterday. I looked at him and said, "Would you like to be kickin' it in the front seat!?"

Him: "What's wrong with you?"

Deberg_1990
03-18-2011, 09:38 AM
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

Predarat
03-18-2011, 09:49 AM
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

That part of the video is sooo creepy, holy shit!

Buck
03-18-2011, 10:01 AM
Fuck yeah.

We we we bout to have so much fun!
We we we so excited!

ITS FRIDAY!

munkey
03-18-2011, 10:41 AM
....ugh....I can't believe I watched it again....It's so bad it's almost entertaining..

Reaper16
03-18-2011, 10:44 AM
My housemate did a DJ set at a packed local bar last night. He played this song at midnight, replete with airhorn noises and screeching eagle sounds. The people who were in on it were laughing and trolling the rest of the bar, who looked around with horror at each other. It is universally recognizable as a shitty song, even to drunk people.

HoneyBadger
03-18-2011, 11:55 AM
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She apparently thinks the song is great.

munkey
03-18-2011, 12:14 PM
Holly Shit Balls...The freak'n Today Show just showed a clip of this video...

HoneyBadger
03-18-2011, 12:23 PM
Holly Shit Balls...The freak'n Today Show just showed a clip of this video...

Wow you wake up late.

Predarat
03-18-2011, 12:28 PM
Im sure the Today show liked it and chastized anyone who made fun of or was critical of it.

Saccopoo
03-18-2011, 12:38 PM
She apparently thinks the song is great.

She's 13. She don't know squat.

However, with over 16 million YouTube hits, she's a freakin' rock star. She's recently been on Good Morning America, The Today Show and a plethora of other news casts and interviews. As a 13 year old.

She'll be dating Justin Bieber in a month, have her own Disney show inside the next six months and be doing Saturday Night Live and Jay Leno and SXSW all within the year.

Biggest club hit of 2011. Reaper's already started it down that path.

She could play this one out for a decade plus.

And I defy anyone to convince me that her song is any worse than:

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iGz5U_sb37M?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

RB is a freakin' ROCK STAR!

FAX
03-18-2011, 12:41 PM
This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

Just Passin' By
03-18-2011, 12:43 PM
This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.

Saccopoo
03-18-2011, 12:53 PM
Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.

You know your singing it/humming it right now. You all know you are.

88TG88
03-18-2011, 12:59 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/full/259599582.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJF3XCCKACR3QDMOA&Expires=1300475668&Signature=Sl%2BPXlyO6hrpS6zLxDFkZA%2BrULw%3D

Just Passin' By
03-18-2011, 12:59 PM
You know your singing it/humming it right now. You all know you are.

Actually, Mr. Fax's post has Snoopy vs. Red Baron going through my head.
"Curses, foiled again!".

kysirsoze
03-18-2011, 01:04 PM
Im sure the Today show liked it and chastized anyone who made fun of or was critical of it.

Honestly I'm sure a lot of people took it way too far. It is the internet after all. If anything, I would blast Ark Music Factory for this catastrophe. They threw her under the bus by releasing this piece of shit.

Baby Lee
03-18-2011, 01:18 PM
This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

ROFL ROFL - reminds me of Carolla's great bit on how Ray Steven's commercials have all these wacky songs, then has to get somber for a moment to note 'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Heee heee, we got!!! Gitarzan [squeet deedly-ee], we got Ahab the Arab!!! here comes THE STREAK!!! ETHEL DON"T LOOK!!!!! . . . .

'Evry thang's byuuuutiful, . . . in its own waaaaay'

Then there's The Mississippi Squirrel Revival [wahnt dahnt dahhh!!!]

Predarat
03-18-2011, 01:18 PM
This whole situation makes me kind of nostalgic for the days of "Snoopy And The Red Baron", "Guitarzan", and "The Pet Rock Song".

FAX

Guitarzan was a damn good song. Guitarzan and his jungle band They're all you can stand Give 'em a hand Guitarzan!

Saccopoo
03-18-2011, 01:19 PM
Honestly I'm sure a lot of people took it way too far. It is the internet after all. If anything, I would blast Ark Music Factory for this catastrophe. They threw her under the bus by releasing this piece of shit.

I don't know what people are expecting from this. It's a 13 year old girl being produced by a record house that is dedicated to pumping out generic kiddie pop. It's exactly what it is intended to be.

This ain't Mozart folks.

Rain Man
03-18-2011, 01:34 PM
Lyrical analysis, continued.

(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Analysis: It's about childbirth (ooh ooh) and about the hope that parents have for their children the first time they lay eyes upon them (yeah yeah).

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Analysis: The early part of the stanza is about enlightenment. Her eyes open, things are fresh to her. However, real-world pressures bring her down from this enlightenment ("go downstairs"), and drag her into the mundane (eating cereal). She is then forced into conformity with society (going to the bus stop to catch the bus, which is full of other people who have done the same), but then she sees an alternative, a means of escape.

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

Obviously, this is about self-determination. Will she ride in the back seat and let others guide her life, or will she sit in the front seat and lead a purposeful life?


It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

This is about death. Friday represents the end stages of our life, akin to the end stages of the week, and then she talks about "getting down" (dying). Everyone is looking forward to death. It completes the initial birth/life/death cycle of the early stanzas.

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Rebecca Black Friday lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rebecca-...ay-lyrics.html

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

RaiderH8r
03-18-2011, 02:09 PM
I fucking weep.

Chief Chief
03-18-2011, 03:35 PM
My main problem with the video is why are parents letting 13 year olds drive? Why are none of them wearing seatbelts?

Disturbing...

Hey!..HEY!..HEY!!

Do any of 'em have iPods or Nintendos?
Do any of 'em have a cell phone in their hands?
Do any of 'em smoke a doobie?
Do any of 'em collect thousands of dollars in bonuses from our government while their company is filing for bankruptcy?

Give 'em alot of credit for doing without any of this stuff during the shooting of this soon-to-be-classic video. C'mon, let's hear it!

Chief Chief
03-18-2011, 03:39 PM
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

These final lines are obviously taken virtually directly from a quote by Claythan and refer to his excitement about his next sexual conquest.

Chief Chief
03-18-2011, 03:42 PM
Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

At the risk of sounding redundant: Just when the hell is Whensday??

Chief Chief
03-18-2011, 03:45 PM
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream!!

AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!! WE'RE GONNA T-BONE THE BUS AND ALL DIE!!!

Chief Chief
03-18-2011, 04:00 PM
Based on the following observation...

The two girls in the car (at the bus stop) AND Rebecca Black have zits near their noses...

...the lyrics should be revised to the following:

You know what zit is
I got zit, you got zit
My zit lives day and night
I got zit, you got zit
Now you know zit

Reaper16
03-18-2011, 06:08 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0jtVtSTr070?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Von Dumbass
03-18-2011, 06:13 PM
Yesterday was Thursday, I'm so glad it's Friday, Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Saturday, gonna have some fun, fun, fun LOLhttps://twitter.com/TimTebow/status/48863201756061696

Superturtle
03-18-2011, 06:17 PM
Wow.... could Nickelback possibly be better?

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-18-2011, 06:18 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0jtVtSTr070?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb168/hollyfactorialTM/lulwut.jpg

88TG88
03-18-2011, 06:23 PM
CHEA, ACOUSTIC TIME BITCHESSSSS !!!1!1!11

Donger
03-18-2011, 06:50 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0jtVtSTr070?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Is that the creepy rapping guy? IN HER HOUSE?!

Run, Rebecca, RUN!!

-King-
03-18-2011, 06:54 PM
Jesus! That bitch literally has NO singing ability.

Buck
03-18-2011, 06:58 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0jtVtSTr070?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

WHAT IN THE FUCK

Rain Man
03-18-2011, 07:16 PM
Jesus! That bitch literally has NO singing ability.

In all serious, every time I hear her start singing my first gut reaction is that she's singing in a robot voice.

-King-
03-18-2011, 07:20 PM
In all serious, every time I hear her start singing my first gut reaction is that she's singing in a robot voice.

ROFLROFL

tk13
03-18-2011, 07:21 PM
I always think it's complete over-exaggeration when people complain about modern music, but the fact she got to perform this for ABC may be the end of music. Just shut it down.

KcMizzou
03-18-2011, 07:25 PM
I always think it's complete over-exaggeration when people complain about modern music, but the fact she got to perform this for ABC may be the end of music. Just shut it down.LMAO

Superturtle
03-18-2011, 07:37 PM
Snoopy and the Red Baron is a fun song. "Friday" is an exercise in torture. They could break any member of the taliban with it.
http://threadbombing.com/data/media/44/guy_screaming.gif

Crush
03-18-2011, 07:46 PM
That song has so much depth and emotion. I want to see the basic premise transformed into a movie. A thriller about an insecure fourteen year-old girl looking forward to the weekend, while trying to evade a pedophile.

Baby Lee
03-18-2011, 10:37 PM
WHAT IN THE FUCK
.

FAX
03-18-2011, 11:13 PM
Good news, guys.

Garth just announced he's recording a duet with a previously undiscovered 12 year-old. Garth just wrote the song. It's called, "Onion Ring Day".

FAX

Baby Lee
03-18-2011, 11:19 PM
Anyone else daydreaming about a glorious web redemption on Tosh.0 2012?

Bump
03-18-2011, 11:22 PM
Anyone else daydreaming about a glorious web redemption on Tosh.0 2012?

yes, Tosh will rip this up.

Baby Lee
03-19-2011, 01:14 AM
MST3K back in the consciousness. Tweet zero

http://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/46331722522042369#

Delano
03-19-2011, 07:54 AM
There's not enough love being shown for this girl. What a talent.

http://i51.tinypic.com/2hoioid.jpg

VERY! INDEED!

http://i.imgur.com/ce7it.gif

Spicy McHaggis
03-19-2011, 09:51 AM
Apparently the song is in the top 30 on iTunes. STOP REWARDING THIS ATROCITY PEOPLE!!!

I guess she can ride all the way to the bank in the front or the back seat.

Useful Idiot
03-19-2011, 09:58 AM
shit just got real

http://starcasm.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Rebecca_Black_Tour.jpg?ggnoads

Rausch
03-19-2011, 10:00 AM
MST3K back in the consciousness. Tweet zero

http://twitter.com/michaeljnelson/status/46331722522042369#

MUST make a glorious comeback!

Rams Fan
03-19-2011, 10:06 AM
Now the song's stuck in my head.

****

And how the **** is someone her age able to drive a car without being into trouble?

Predarat
03-19-2011, 10:07 AM
Awesome, Im headin down to the ATL on June 1 but wait a minute! Thats not a Friday, its Wednesday! And shouldn't that be more of a Spring tour? They can't even get that right!

Rams Fan
03-19-2011, 10:10 AM
Also, could someone explain how this went viral?

Rausch
03-19-2011, 10:10 AM
Also, could someone explain how this went viral?

12 year old kids need pr0n too...

Useful Idiot
03-19-2011, 10:23 AM
Awesome, Im headin down to the ATL on June 1 but wait a minute! Thats not a Friday, its Wednesday! And shouldn't that be more of a Spring tour? They can't even get that right!

her tour manager is an idiot. back to back nights in Atlanta and Seattle?

We all knew she was surrounded by stupid people but dam...the logistics of that tour are hilarious.

Predarat
03-19-2011, 10:29 AM
her tour manager is an idiot. back to back nights in Atlanta and Seattle?

We all knew she was surrounded by stupid people but dam...the logistics of that tour are hilarious.

Then back to Florida a few days later, it makes no sense at all, that company is just plain stupid.

munkey
03-19-2011, 10:31 AM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="853" height="510" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/0jtVtSTr070?hd=1" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>


:facepalm:

God that's even worse...Friday "unplugged"....
:Lin:

Reaper16
03-19-2011, 10:33 AM
Also, could someone explain how this went viral?
Because it is so bad that people can't believe it. It must be shared. Everyone must know, for our own protection. Its the same mental reasoning that explains why we teach our kids about poison, choking on things and life in Oakland.

L.A. Chieffan
03-19-2011, 10:36 AM
strike while the irons hot

Baby Lee
03-19-2011, 10:41 AM
Because it is so bad that people can't believe it. It must be shared. Everyone must know, for our own protection. Its the same mental reasoning that explains why we teach our kids about poison, choking on things and life in Oakland.

Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard

Reaper16
03-19-2011, 10:48 AM
Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard
That story may have simultaneously ruined NYC, Chinese takeout, and sexual intercourse for me.

Rain Man
03-19-2011, 11:17 AM
Or the joys of constructing your own sex toy out of chinese takeout.

http://www.refinery29.com/meat-lover-the-most-horrifying-nyc-subletting-story-you-ve-ever-heard


Hmm. While it seems expensive, it's kind of a clever solution.

Buck
03-19-2011, 11:20 AM
So long until next friday

:deevee::deevee::deevee::deevee:

ChiefsCountry
03-19-2011, 12:15 PM
Thats funny about the tour I got this in the email yesterday. Here is how you can book her:
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/rebecca_black/index.html

Bump
03-19-2011, 12:17 PM
she's gonna bank off of the stupidity of young and stupid girls.

Saul Good
03-19-2011, 01:14 PM
Thats funny about the tour I got this in the email yesterday. Here is how you can book her:
http://www.paradiseartists.com/artists/rebecca_black/index.html

Don't let that Dane McCloud guy know about this. I hear that he is both an actual audiophile and a word that gets changed to audiophile via the CP word filter.

Saul Good
03-19-2011, 01:15 PM
she's gonna bank off of the stupidity of young and stupid girls.

Money doesn't grow on trees. It grows on the stupidity of young girls which is even more abundant.

ZepSinger
03-19-2011, 01:53 PM
This thing is like a train wreck. You know it's horrible, but for some reason you can't turn away. And then the images (or in this case, the chorus) get stuck in your mind, probably for weeks.

It will probably end up as some sort of twisted classic, like Toni Basil's 'Oh Micky'. God help us all.

Z

Useful Idiot
03-19-2011, 02:46 PM
been jammin dis all day. mmmmm das nice.

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kstater
03-19-2011, 02:48 PM
That guy in the CG car is a audiophile. Guaranteed. Fun fun fun fun.

I bet you Dane tried to get you banned for this.

Reaper16
03-19-2011, 03:35 PM
I bet you Dane tried to get you banned for this.
It appears that I misspoke. Considering that the creepy guy in the car is a co-founder of Ark Music Factory, a guy who helps write these terrible songs, he is certainly NOT a proper audiophile.

Von Dumbass
03-19-2011, 04:06 PM
been jammin dis all day. mmmmm das nice.

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