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Msmith
03-16-2011, 09:55 AM
Snake dies from silicone poisoning after biting model's breast during photoshoot

It should have been an alluring photoshoot between two of nature's beautiful creatures as a model wrapped herself in a snake.

But surgically enhanced Israeli model Orit Fox got more than she bargained for when the massive boa constrictor took objection to her over familiarity and reacted by biting into her breast.

However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning.

The B-list model and actress initially looked comfortable during the shoot in Tel Aviv, wrapping the huge snake around her legs, waist and neck while doing her best to look sexy.

In a figure hugging red and white striped dress, which revealed maximum cleavage, she gamely tried to take their bonding to the next level by licking the snake's face.

As she maneurvered the animal into position for the 'kiss' Ms Fox loosened her grip on its neck, and after being licked the reptile reacted angrily.

It aimed straight for Fox's prized assets and sunk its teeth deep into her left breast.

She let out a high-pitched scream, as did a voice off camera who appeared to be directing the shoot.

An assistant rushed in to help her pull the snake off and after a few seconds of struggle the creature released its grip.

The peroxide-blonde model was rushed to a nearby hospital and given a tetanus shot.

However, the snake wasn't so lucky and died from silicone poisoning.


Link comes with video: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-breasts.html

Like a poster said, a boa has tiny teeth. The way the snake bit didn't even pierce the fat layers of the mass. I wonder the real cause of the death.

loochy
03-16-2011, 09:57 AM
rofl

think before you take a bite

seclark
03-16-2011, 09:59 AM
there seems to be a lot of snakes dying from poison tah-tahs.
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WV
03-16-2011, 10:01 AM
Ughhh...did you look at the pictures, ugly sickness may have also contributed to the snakes death.

mikey23545
03-16-2011, 10:01 AM
This story sounds like absolute bullshit. Silicone is not poisonous.

Silicone is considered to be a very safe polymer with virtually no toxic effects in most environments. Also, as silicone is not considered as hazardous waste it can be disposed of in accordance with the local regulations regarding waste disposal.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_is_silicon_poisonous_to_human_nutrition#ixzz1Gm6hngtG

loochy
03-16-2011, 10:02 AM
Ughhh...did you look at the pictures, ugly sickness may have also contributed to the snakes death.

homo sickness may contribute to your death

SnakeXJones
03-16-2011, 10:02 AM
well shit when is my funreal?

Msmith
03-16-2011, 10:05 AM
well shit when is my funreal?

Do you do what the boa did often?

Predarat
03-16-2011, 10:06 AM
If your gonna go, that might not be such a bad way to go!

JD10367
03-16-2011, 10:09 AM
I'm pretty sure that snake isn't going to...

::: removes sunglasses :::

...breast in peace.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

loochy
03-16-2011, 10:12 AM
The snake isn't gone forever....he just said "ta ta for now."

WV
03-16-2011, 10:23 AM
homo sickness may contribute to your death

If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

Dartgod
03-16-2011, 10:27 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg
GAAAH!
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Dartgod
03-16-2011, 10:29 AM
On another note, there is a comment on the linked page that indicates this was taken from another satire article. So probably not true.

Now excuse me while I go wash my eyes out with some acid.
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LiveSteam
03-16-2011, 10:31 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

In a bad lab experiment. DR. creates Frankentitty

loochy
03-16-2011, 10:59 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

Oh lordy I didn't see that! The video was kind of low quality. Yeesh. I recant my homo accusation.

kepp
03-16-2011, 10:59 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

http://files.sharenator.com/Kill_it_With_Fire_Aliens_KILL_IT_KILL_IT_WITH_FIRE-s576x304-132453-580.jpg

Sofa King
03-16-2011, 11:03 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg



http://images1.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/5017126/GROSS-DO-NOT-WANT.jpg?imageSize=Medium&generatorName=Justin-Bieber-213

Over-Head
03-16-2011, 11:39 AM
However, it was the snake who came off worse because, while Ms Fox need a tetanus shot in hospital, the reptile later died from silicone poisoning..ROFLROFL

Frazod
03-16-2011, 11:39 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

I'm assuming she looked better prior to being undead.

Over-Head
03-16-2011, 11:40 AM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!




MY EYES, MY EYES....YOU BASTARD!!! :deevee:

Dartgod
03-16-2011, 11:43 AM
MY EYES, MY EYES....YOU BASTARD!!! :deevee:
Not even a trip to the shed will make you unsee that.

Valiant
03-16-2011, 11:45 AM
I am sureit was said. But how is a snake going to get poisoning? Are they vampires now? If it did puncture the bag, she would be getting it replaced. Probably died from the handler throwing it down like a firecracker afterwards or some other cause.

Valiant
03-16-2011, 11:46 AM
Or the snake is going to come back from the dead after biting that zombie.

OnTheWarpath58
03-16-2011, 11:47 AM
Interesting that the story breaks the day after the video is shown on Tosh.0.

Frazod
03-16-2011, 11:49 AM
I am sureit was said. But how is a snake going to get poisoning? Are they vampires now? If it did puncture the bag, she would be getting it replaced. Probably died from the handler throwing it down like a firecracker afterwards or some other cause.

Wouldn't the silicone have leaked out, deflating the punctured boob? Did she patch it with duct tape? :hmmm:

Frosty
03-16-2011, 11:51 AM
This story sounds like absolute bullshit. Silicone is not poisonous.

Silicone is considered to be a very safe polymer with virtually no toxic effects in most environments. Also, as silicone is not considered as hazardous waste it can be disposed of in accordance with the local regulations regarding waste disposal.

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_is_silicon_poisonous_to_human_nutrition#ixzz1Gm6hngtG


What!?! You don't find the UK's Daily Mail a credible source?

It's right up there with the National Enquirer.

Nightfyre
03-16-2011, 11:55 AM
It wasn't the snake biting, it was the lick that gave the snake silicone poisoning.... :D

Dave Lane
03-16-2011, 12:23 PM
I liked this comment. BS media fabrication, snake is probably fine.

Silicone Oil is inert and completely non-toxic. My late father was a world famous enviromental organo-silicon scientist and worked with companies like Frito-lay to develop products for humans that contained silicone oil! None have been used yet, but were extensively tested and shown to be safe. I have tried it many times on salads and in baked goods as a youth with no ill affects. The snake probably died from embarrassment from the lies in this article. Boas have tiny teeth and likely did not even break the skin. Pulverized silicon(sand is silicon oxides) can cause health problems in your lungs from exposure to dust.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1366202/Snake-dies-silicone-poisoning-biting-models-breasts.html#ixzz1GmgRWitW

Phobia
03-16-2011, 12:46 PM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg

The top of her head isn't bad.

WV
03-16-2011, 01:00 PM
Oh lordy I didn't see that! The video was kind of low quality. Yeesh. I recant my homo accusation.

Thanks....I didn't figure you had looked at a good picture of her. :p

warrior
03-16-2011, 02:40 PM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg



I find it scary.

JD10367
03-16-2011, 02:43 PM
If you took Pam Anderson's "Stripperella" cartoon character, brought her to life, aged her, killed her, then brought her back to life again as an undead brain-eating zombie... she'd look something like that.

Frosty
03-16-2011, 02:58 PM
If you took Pam Anderson's "Stripperella" cartoon character, brought her to life, aged her, killed her, then brought her back to life again as an undead brain-eating zombie... she'd look something like that.

I was thinking more along the lines of http://drudgeretort.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/mars_attacks-alien.jpg with bad implants.

ForeverChiefs58
03-16-2011, 03:50 PM
video of OP
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Frazod
03-16-2011, 03:53 PM
She looks much better in the video.

verbaljitsu
03-16-2011, 03:59 PM
So, she made a mistake and kissed the snake?

How many doctors did it take?

googlegoogle
03-16-2011, 04:22 PM
Lady Gagas future

Superturtle
03-16-2011, 06:55 PM
If you find this hot then you have some issues!


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_R51-i3_O-RM/SkDH0_dffVI/AAAAAAAAhOE/c6NFRTKtfbI/s400/orit_fox_05.jpg
http://i758.photobucket.com/albums/xx228/dymediggler/Stills/Oxqtc-1.jpg

Simply Red
03-16-2011, 07:06 PM
Msmith, I have to say, you discover some odd articles for OP's - But they're always pretty interesting.