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Buck
03-16-2011, 08:52 PM
IF YOU CAN GUESS MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW I'LL GIVE YOU 1/100TH OF MY CASINO CASH

Rams Fan
03-16-2011, 08:53 PM
You're going to wake up, go to work, go on CP, eat and drink Crystal Lite.

Just Passin' By
03-16-2011, 08:53 PM
This could become a very awkward situation

Buck
03-16-2011, 08:54 PM
Close

Crush
03-16-2011, 08:54 PM
Buck, will you please give us three vague and useless clues?

KCUnited
03-16-2011, 08:55 PM
Cobain yourself.

booger
03-16-2011, 08:55 PM
if it involves coming on a frog i wouldn't tell anyone

Douche Baggins
03-16-2011, 08:55 PM
Wake up
eat 67 calories
go to a job interview
Eat 44 calories
come back here and post about it
Enjoy a scrumptious 200 calorie dinner

Buck
03-16-2011, 08:55 PM
Buck, will you please give us three vague and useless clues?

1. It involves me
2. I will be doing something
3. It will be exciting

Shogun
03-16-2011, 08:55 PM
FAP ALL DAY

Buck
03-16-2011, 08:56 PM
Wake up
eat 67 calories
go to a job interview
Eat 44 calories
come back here and post about it
Enjoy a scrumptious 200 calorie dinner

Damn thats a really good guess

KurtCobain
03-16-2011, 08:57 PM
You going to become romantically involved with the garbage man?

keg in kc
03-16-2011, 08:57 PM
Wake up
Masturbate to some albanian goat porn
Eat 13 scrambled egg whites
Procrastinate
Masturbate to some indonesian goat porn
Read Newsmax while listening to Fox News in the background
Take a dump
Masturbate to some new zealand cross-dressing webcam 'girls'
Eat string cheese

But enough about my day, what do you have planned?

Buck
03-16-2011, 08:58 PM
Wake up
Masturbate to some albanian goat porn
Eat 13 scrambled egg whites
Procrastinate
Masturbate to some indonesian goat porn
Read Newsmax while listening to Fox News in the background
Take a dump
Masturbate to some new zealand cross-dressing webcam 'girls'
Eat string cheese

But enough about my day, what do you have planned?

ARE YOU ME?

tk13
03-16-2011, 08:58 PM
Wake up
Watch San Diego State in the tournament
Behead a live chicken
Sleep

Buck
03-16-2011, 08:59 PM
Wake up
Watch San Diego State in the tournament
Behead a live chicken
Sleep

WINNER!

I hope I get paid tomorrow so I can have some money to go out to the bar afterwards.

luv
03-16-2011, 08:59 PM
Pub Crawl? Or at least drinking green beer?

Rams Fan
03-16-2011, 08:59 PM
WINNER!

I hope I get paid tomorrow so I can have some money to go out to the bar afterwards.

The gay bar?

tk13
03-16-2011, 09:00 PM
What do I win?

Buck
03-16-2011, 09:00 PM
What do I win?

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Too bad I can't donate you money.

DMAC
03-16-2011, 09:01 PM
Taking me to Westworld??!??!?

Buck
03-16-2011, 09:01 PM
Pub Crawl? Or at least drinking green beer?

Um I'm not sure I just want to go out and interact. I've been sick the last few days and I'm bored as hell.

I can't drink beer only Vodak, so I'll just have a few shots of that.

ZootedGranny
03-16-2011, 09:03 PM
1. Wake up and thank God.
2. Enjoy a meal your mother has cooked, but don't overindulge.
3. Leave your house, and then receive a message from a woman named Kim.
4. Call your friends up, find their location and then join them in a game of basketball.
5. Go back home to take a shower.
6. Go to Short Dog's house and watch Yo MTV Raps! while playing craps, and then dominoes.
7. Pick up a girl, watch the Lakers beat the Supersonics, make love to a woman so expertly that she's knocked unconscious.
8. Wake her up, drop her off, go to Fat Burger.
9. Witness your name being broadcast on the Goodyear blimp, championing your overall suave characteristics.
10. Go back home, thankful to live another day.

Buck
03-16-2011, 09:03 PM
1. Wake up and thank God.
2. Enjoy a meal your mother has cooked, but don't overindulge.
3. Leave your house, and then receive a message from a woman named Kim.
4. Call your friends up, find their location and then join them in a game of basketball.
5. Go back home to take a shower.
6. Go to Short Dog's house and watch Yo MTV Raps! while playing craps, and then dominoes.
7. Pick up a girl, watch the Lakers beat the Supersonics, make love to a woman so expertly that she's knocked unconscious.
8. Wake her up, drop her off, go to Fat Burger.
9. Witness your name being broadcast on the Goodyear blimp, championing your overall suave characteristics.
10. Go back home, thankful to live another day.

Damn, that sounds like a good day.

Shogun
03-16-2011, 09:05 PM
1. Wake up and thank God.
2. Enjoy a meal your mother has cooked, but don't overindulge.
3. Leave your house, and then receive a message from a woman named Kim.
4. Call your friends up, find their location and then join them in a game of basketball.
5. Go back home to take a shower.
6. Go to Short Dog's house and watch Yo MTV Raps! while playing craps, and then dominoes.
7. Pick up a girl, watch the Lakers beat the Supersonics, make love to a woman so expertly that she's knocked unconscious.
8. Wake her up, drop her off, go to Fat Burger.
9. Witness your name being broadcast on the Goodyear blimp, championing your overall suave characteristics.
10. Go back home, thankful to live another day.

Reps. Played that song in my head

Okie_Apparition
03-16-2011, 09:06 PM
You wake up to the sound of hoot owls raping chickens.
You gather the eggs and make breakfast. THe frying bacon gives you a semi.
You call Booger to take care of "that hooker problem."
You prank call Norv Turner.. then have to explain about the running refridge and hang up in disgust.
You watch Price is Right and wonder if Drew Carey has HIV.
You head to work and need to get gas.
You start cussing about the price of gas and drown your sorries in an orange slurpee.
You get caught checking out the receptionist's tits. But that's what you wanted.
You go back to your desk and fall asleep and dream things we don't want to know about.
You go out to lunch with that dick across the hall because he's paying.
You come back from lunch and take a long shit.
You go back to your desk and sleep untill it's time to go home. More dreams we don't want to know about.
You run over a cat on the way home. Stop and run over it agian to make sure it's dead.
You just realize that is your girlfriend's cat and she is on the curb in disbelief/
No one ever hears from you again.

Gonzo
03-16-2011, 09:10 PM
Um I'm not sure I just want to go out and interact. I've been sick the last few days and I'm bored as hell.

I can't drink beer only Vodak, so I'll just have a few shots of that.

I've got a few shots of liquid protein for you.
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Reaper16
03-16-2011, 09:43 PM
Blaine Gabbert Pro Day!

Ceej
03-16-2011, 10:37 PM
Shave your dingleberry hair, super glue it to your face then pick up on some hot San Diegon chicks?

BIG_DADDY
03-16-2011, 10:43 PM
You're going to wake up, then your going to go downtown to look for a job, then you are going to hang out at the drug store.

Buck
03-16-2011, 10:43 PM
All of these are correct. Weird.

Buck
03-16-2011, 10:44 PM
Oh and the weird thing is that I just got an email about 45 minutes ago asking if I could come in for a job interview on Friday. GLAD I MADE THIS THREAD

Shaid
03-16-2011, 11:30 PM
Sitting on your couch naked fingering your asshole.

Pay up.

Crush
03-16-2011, 11:31 PM
Oh and the weird thing is that I just got an email about 45 minutes ago asking if I could come in for a job interview on Friday. GLAD I MADE THIS THREAD

Behold, the power of ChiefsPlanet.

teedubya
03-16-2011, 11:31 PM
You're going to wake up, go to work, go on CP, eat and drink Crystal Lite.

You forgot smoke weed and watching college basketball.

Buck
03-16-2011, 11:32 PM
Buck doesn't smoke weed anymore. In lieu of that, Buck has picked up speaking in the third person.

Dick Bull
03-16-2011, 11:37 PM
Buck doesn't smoke weed anymore. In lieu of that, Buck has picked up speaking in the third person.

There once was a guy named buck,
he was an ignorant little fuck
He'd start attention whore threads,
while his mommy made his bed.
and that's why his fucking life sucked.

Buck
03-16-2011, 11:39 PM
There once was a cat named J Diddy,
He changed his name, what a pity,
MotherLover was the new name,
and it was very lame,
and the Lochness monster owes me about tree-fiddy.

Dick Bull
03-16-2011, 11:44 PM
There once was a cat named J Diddy,
He changed his name, what a pity,
MotherLover was the new name,
and it was very lame,
and the Lochness monster owes me about tree-fiddy.



touche, but I ain't covering the lochness monsters debt with you

That's between you and him.

BIG_DADDY
03-16-2011, 11:48 PM
Sitting on your couch naked fingering your asshole.

Pay up.

What a trippy friggen Gif.