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booger
03-18-2011, 05:19 AM
British woman 'bites off' boyfriend's testicles

* By staff writers
* From: NewsCore
* March 18, 2011 3:09AM

A BRITISH man had surgery to reattach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off, the Daily Mirror reported yesterday.

Maria Georgina Topp, 43, appeared in court accused of carrying out the horrific attack on her boyfriend Martin Douglas, 45, in Newcastle, northern England.

Mr Douglas had to call emergency services himself after the incident, but was in so much pain operators could not understand what he was saying. He needed emergency surgery and had to spend several days in the hospital recovering from the attack.

Paramedics who attended the scene called police when they saw the extent of his injuries and Ms Topp was arrested and charged with causing grievous bodily harm.

A Northumbria Police spokesman said, "At around 4am [local time] on Friday, February 18, police were called to a report of an assault. Officers arrested a 43-year-old woman on suspicion of assault. A 45-year-old man was taken to the Freeman Hospital for treatment to injuries to his arm and groin area."

Ms Topp is due to appear at Newcastle Crown Court next month.
http://www.news.com.au/world/british-woman-bites-off-boyfriends-testicles/story-e6frfkz9-1226023645370?from=public_rss

JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:23 AM
Man that bites

booger
03-18-2011, 05:26 AM
yup. bitch must be nuts.

JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:30 AM
I guess it didn't really suck for him..... :doh!:

booger
03-18-2011, 05:32 AM
a tooth dragger for sure

booger
03-18-2011, 05:34 AM
he should legally be able to tie her to a tree and light her tits on fire. its only fair

JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:35 AM
Man I bet he wished he had said OK, when she offered to take her dentures out

booger
03-18-2011, 05:41 AM
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JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:42 AM
Yea she is a nut case

JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:43 AM
Really kind of squirrely if ya ask me

booger
03-18-2011, 05:48 AM
lol

i just pictured the bitch climbing a tree with the nuts in her cheeks to store them

JOhn
03-18-2011, 05:50 AM
lol

i just pictured the bitch climbing a tree with the nuts in her cheeks to store them

:LOL:

Yea she gives new meaning to the phrase "Nut job"LMAO

booger
03-18-2011, 05:54 AM
well, she is british.



man i have to go now. getting sympathy pains!

happy friday and watch your bean bag man

:thumb:

mikey23545
03-18-2011, 06:17 AM
I didn't think the British had teeth.

JD10367
03-18-2011, 08:21 AM
Wow. British chicks can be quite testy.

Sofa King
03-18-2011, 08:27 AM
this shit ain't funny......... i might puke....



sack lunch gone wrong FTL

seclark
03-18-2011, 08:37 AM
both nuts in the same chomp??? i'm no expert on ballsacks, but in my case, that'd be a f@ckin mouth full of beanbag.

gotta be more to this story.
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Bwana
03-18-2011, 08:53 AM
Boom!
The Bitch even has kind of a beaver thing going on with her teeth.

http://i53.tinypic.com/4khht3.jpg

seclark
03-18-2011, 08:57 AM
Boom!
The Bitch even has kind of a beaver thing going on with her teeth.

http://i53.tinypic.com/4khht3.jpg

that's the actual sacksnapper?
i was thinking more like this...
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Bwana
03-18-2011, 09:08 AM
that's the actual sacksnapper?
i was thinking more like this...
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That is indeed the ball muncher! :eek:

seclark
03-18-2011, 09:39 AM
That is indeed the ball muncher! :eek:

no way that was a clean cut wound...her teeth are shaped like a damn ice cream scoop.

makes me wonder though...if your balls are completely detached like claimed in this case, can they in truth, really hurt? i mean, i'm sure the wound(extended taint) itself hurts...but the taters? i'm thinking those nuts didn't really hurt until the were sewn back on.
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BigMeatballDave
03-18-2011, 11:32 AM
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RedNFeisty
03-18-2011, 11:44 AM
I work with nothing but guys, they didn't find the humor in my tears of laughter as I retold this story. ROFLROFL

Fire Me Boy!
03-18-2011, 11:51 AM
Wow. British chicks can be quite testy.

Oh, awesome. I'm totally stealing that.