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dtebbe
03-18-2011, 01:54 PM
(St. Paul MN - 3/18/11) - Vikings running back Adrian Peterson announced today that he is suing the creators of the popular Comedy Central show "South Park" for making light of his current situation. "Until you've walked a mile in my shoes, you don't really have a right to have an opinion on it" Peterson said in a recent interview. Calls to Comedy Central and "South Park" creators were not returned as of press time.

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88TG88
03-18-2011, 01:55 PM
srsly ?

milkman
03-18-2011, 01:57 PM
Absolute Dumbass.

The Bad Guy
03-18-2011, 01:59 PM
Peterson is fastly becoming my most hated athlete in sports. The mother fucker got a free education at Oaklahoma and his grandkids kids will never have to worry about money.

The Bad Guy
03-18-2011, 01:59 PM
Has Peterson walked a mile in the shoes of an NFL owner? Then if so, he doesn't have a right to comment on their situation. He also never walked a mile in a slaves shoes either.

Detoxing
03-18-2011, 02:00 PM
"A mile in my shoes"

Are you fucking kidding me? Wow....

OnTheWarpath58
03-18-2011, 02:01 PM
Peterson is fastly becoming my most hated athlete in sports. The mother fucker got a free education at Oaklahoma and his grandkids kids will never have to worry about money.

He was able to attend classes, free of charge.

To get an "education" would mean he actually learned something - I think it's fair to say he didn't.

Milk is spot on.

kstater
03-18-2011, 02:02 PM
The mother fucker got a free education at Oaklahoma

This statement gave me a woody.

Predarat
03-18-2011, 02:04 PM
This guy is starting to remind me of cane west.

Sofa King
03-18-2011, 02:04 PM
what a dumbass... ROFL


freedom of speech means nothing to him unless it's his speech?

FAX
03-18-2011, 02:06 PM
The mother ****er got a free education at Oklahoma

Oxymoron alert!!!

FAX

banyon
03-18-2011, 02:08 PM
Where is this story from? I don't see it anywhere else on Google News. :hmmm:

blaise
03-18-2011, 02:15 PM
People, come on.

L.A. Chieffan
03-18-2011, 02:17 PM
lynch his ass

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2011, 02:23 PM
LMAO what a moron. I'm no lawyer, but I don't see how he has a case.

Fruit Ninja
03-18-2011, 02:27 PM
lol, Peterson needs to just shut the fuck up. Seriously, dude is looking like a bigger dumbass as the weeks go by.

dtebbe
03-18-2011, 02:31 PM
Ok, either you dudes are either seriously retarded, or I need to quit my day job and become a writer... It's a JOKE guys! LMAO

DT

Buck
03-18-2011, 02:31 PM
Do you guys actually think this is real?

LOL

Rams Fan
03-18-2011, 02:34 PM
Well, I could tell it was false because it said St. Paul instead of Minneapolis, which is where the Metrodome is.

Phobia
03-18-2011, 02:37 PM
Ok, either you dudes are either seriously retarded, or I need to quit my day job and become a writer... It's a JOKE guys! LMAO

DT

They're seriously retarded. No doubt about that.

Chiefaholic
03-18-2011, 02:38 PM
(St. Paul MN - 3/18/11) - Vikings running back Adrian Peterson announced today that he is suing the creators of the popular Comedy Central show "South Park" for making light of his current situation. "Until you've walked a mile in my shoes, you don't really have a right to have an opinion on it" Peterson said in a recent interview. Calls to Comedy Central and "South Park" creators were not returned as of press time.


Fake or not, I have about 40,500,000 reasons I'de LOVE to walk in his shoes.

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2011, 02:42 PM
Ok, either you dudes are either seriously retarded, or I need to quit my day job and become a writer... It's a JOKE guys! LMAO

DT
Oh, so its not real?

Isn't this a rules violation?

SuperChief
03-18-2011, 02:45 PM
Has Peterson walked a mile in the shoes of an NFL owner? Then if so, he doesn't have a right to comment on their situation. He also never walked a mile in a slaves shoes either.

Slaves had shoes?

bevischief
03-18-2011, 02:48 PM
Not the first time they have been sued...

Halfcan
03-18-2011, 04:08 PM
He was Going to file a lawsuit-but fumbled the papers on the way into the courthouse.

mikeyis4dcats.
03-18-2011, 04:10 PM
LMAO what a moron. I'm no lawyer, but I don't see how he has a case.

the ironing is delicious.

Reaper16
03-18-2011, 04:13 PM
You know why this failed as a joke? Because it's totally plausible.

Detoxing
03-18-2011, 04:15 PM
It's a JOKE guys! LMAO

DT

Slavery is no joke. Oppressing the black man is nothing to laugh at. Neither is trying to sue someone for exercising their right to free speech.

Detoxing
03-18-2011, 04:15 PM
You know why this failed as a joke? Because it's totally plausible.

this.

Fire Me Boy!
03-18-2011, 04:17 PM
You know why this failed as a joke? Because it's totally plausible.

Yep. Almost exactly what I wrote when I leveled the infraction.

Sofa King
03-18-2011, 04:24 PM
You know why this failed as a joke? Because it's totally plausible.

this x 1000

mikeyis4dcats.
03-18-2011, 04:26 PM
that is why it WORKS as a joke.

dtebbe
03-18-2011, 04:28 PM
An "infraction" on Chiefs Planet... feels like a speeding ticket on the Autobahn!

I want to apologize to everyone for sharing my superior sense of humor.

Next time I'll key you in..

DT

SNR
03-18-2011, 04:29 PM
It's not plausible at all. There's no way South Park could have created a cartoon that fast. Also, just watching the clip shows that it's Season 1.

You guys were just caught napping on the job that's all

BigMeatballDave
03-18-2011, 04:34 PM
that is why it WORKS as a joke.You think it works as a joke BECAUSE its plausible?

Demonpenz
03-18-2011, 04:35 PM
Adrian peterson suing creators of "roots" saying they got their idea for the famed mini series from Adrians blog about training camp

FishingRod
03-18-2011, 04:49 PM
Never criticize anyone until you walk a mile in their shoes. T

hat way when you do, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.

patteeu
03-18-2011, 05:09 PM
Yep. Almost exactly what I wrote when I leveled the infraction.

:facepalm:

WebGem
03-18-2011, 05:13 PM
Adrian Peterson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Ugly Duck
03-18-2011, 05:33 PM
Has Peterson walked a mile in the shoes of an NFL owner?

I totally hear you. Nobody seems to care that lawyers are charging bigger fees to set up tax-free offshore accounts. Nobody considers that Swiss banks now charge "maintenance fees" if you want to hoard your billions there. Would Jesus begrudge a billionaire more billions? Would He? People, we can't expect billionaire owners to suffer the life of a regular ol' multi-millionaire. Have a heart.

loochy
03-18-2011, 05:37 PM
It's not plausible at all. There's no way South Park could have created a cartoon that fast. Also, just watching the clip shows that it's Season 1.

You guys were just caught napping on the job that's all

Impressive. This clip is from Season 1, Epsiode 12, entitled "Mecha-Streisand."

EDIT: Oh, NM. It says Season 1 Episode 12 in the bottom right hand corner. Duhrp dee durp.

Count Alex's Wins
03-18-2011, 05:45 PM
I hope Adrian Peterson's knee is shattered in a thousand places next season.

mikeyis4dcats.
03-18-2011, 05:45 PM
Actually a couple of years ago when Tom Cruise went nutso, South Park had scenes in the episode a day or two later about it. It's all done digitally, so it's easy to throw something together.

Count Alex's Wins
03-18-2011, 05:48 PM
ooh, nice going, dtebbe

Adrian, hope your knee is OK.

Pitt Gorilla
03-18-2011, 06:24 PM
Do you guys actually think this is real?

LOLNo, nobody thought it was real. Given the time when he said it and when an episode would have aired, it doesn't make any real sense.

alpha_omega
03-18-2011, 07:34 PM
The lack of a credible link ( or any link at all) was the first clue...without even looking at the video.

Nice one dt.

Lzen
03-18-2011, 08:06 PM
AP is such a bitch.

Edit: I stand by this statement even if this was a prank.

Simply Red
03-18-2011, 08:23 PM
Well <s>Adrian Peterson</s> Jamal Charles IS the best back in the league, so it shouldn't matter.

Simply Red
03-18-2011, 08:30 PM
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