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Frankie
03-20-2011, 03:07 PM
At 6:21 CDT Spring arrives.

I wish a very Happy New Year to all Iranians and the joy of the renewal of life on Earth to EVERYONE. May more happiness, prosperity, and health come to you all and freedom and human integrity to those who yearn for them. And may Amoo Norooz remember you with a nice gift.

HAPPY NOROOZ EVERYONE!

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Slainte
03-20-2011, 03:09 PM
Happy NOROOZ to you, your family, and all of us Frankie!!!

Gonzo
03-20-2011, 03:17 PM
YOUR RELATIVES KILL AND RAPE PEOPLE!!!!111Eleventy!/Patty

There, it's out of the way.
Happy Norooz, Frankie

;)
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Donger
03-20-2011, 03:18 PM
The new year begins on January 1st, Frankie.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 03:18 PM
YOUR RELATIVES KILL AND RAPE PEOPLE!!!!111Eleventy!/Patty

There, it's out of the way.
Happy Norooz, Frankie

;)
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ROFL

Thanks. :toast:

Frankie
03-20-2011, 03:21 PM
The new year begins on January 1st, Frankie.

I beg to differ. The first day of Spring is the best way to start a new year. In fact I firmly believe your old calendar agreed with me before July and August were pushed into it.

Just Passin' By
03-20-2011, 03:22 PM
The new year begins on January 1st, Frankie.

Tell it to the Chinese

Donger
03-20-2011, 03:22 PM
I beg to differ. The first day of Spring is the best way to start a new year. In fact I firmly believe your old calendar agreed with me before July and August were pushed into it.

Well, some people like to live in the centuries other than the 15th. You know, like the 21st.

Others do not.

Donger
03-20-2011, 03:22 PM
Tell it to the Chinese

We aren't in China.

Just Passin' By
03-20-2011, 03:23 PM
We aren't in China.

You're not at Frankie's house either.

Donger
03-20-2011, 03:24 PM
You're not at Frankie's house either.

Thank God for that.

BIG_DADDY
03-20-2011, 03:27 PM
I beg to differ. The first day of Spring is the best way to start a new year. In fact I firmly believe your old calendar agreed with me before July and August were pushed into it.

Frankie doesn't acknowledge your American ways, shocking.

So where do the fine people at ChiefsPlanet acquire these terrorist calendars Frankie?

LiveSteam
03-20-2011, 03:27 PM
Is their a hookah hash pipe involved with this celebration ?
If so? Im all in

BIG_DADDY
03-20-2011, 03:31 PM
Is their a hookah hash pipe involved with this celebration ?
If so? Im all in

I don't know what Frankie puts in his hookah but based upon the picture we have of him flying over the fire it must be pretty good shit.

Easy 6
03-20-2011, 03:38 PM
Enjoy, Frankie!

FAX
03-20-2011, 04:01 PM
I think it's strange that Iranians have a holiday to celebrate a sleeping tablet.

FAX

Frankie
03-20-2011, 04:01 PM
We aren't in China.

:LOL:

Donger loves isolationism and the ignorance that comes from it. To each his own.

I am betting the overwhelming open minded majority on this BB have curiosities and like to know about other cultures. I for one do and love to see others from other cultures post their stuff too.

Donger
03-20-2011, 04:02 PM
:LOL:

Donger loves isolationism and the ignorance that comes from it. To each his own.

I am betting the overwhelming open minded majority on this BB have curiosities and like to know about other cultures. I for one do and love to see others from other cultures post their stuff too.

No, I just don't care about a holiday from a backward-ass culture and country.

KurtCobain
03-20-2011, 04:03 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HERE! PRAISE ALLAH OR SOME OTHER BROWN JESUS!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Frankie
03-20-2011, 04:04 PM
Thank God for that.

You are missing the respect and the hospitality that is the big part of the Persian culture.

Your loss.

Donger
03-20-2011, 04:05 PM
You are missing the respect and the hospitality that is the big part of the Persian culture.

Your loss.

Well, when that big part actually rules your country again, perhaps I'll take another look.

seclark
03-20-2011, 04:10 PM
:LOL:I am betting the overwhelming open minded majority on this BB have curiosities and like to know about other cultures. I for one do and love to see others from other cultures post their stuff too.

well, i'll admit i looked it up and read a little bit. who's this Hajji Firuz dude?
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BIG_DADDY
03-20-2011, 04:13 PM
well, i'll admit i looked it up and read a little bit. who's this Hajji Firuz dude?
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Looks like one of Frankies open minded minions he claims to have following him around all the time praising his actions.

Donger
03-20-2011, 04:13 PM
well, i'll admit i looked it up and read a little bit. who's this Hajji Firuz dude?
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A target?

Just Passin' By
03-20-2011, 04:15 PM
:LOL:

Donger loves isolationism and the ignorance that comes from it. To each his own.

I am betting the overwhelming open minded majority on this BB have curiosities and like to know about other cultures. I for one do and love to see others from other cultures post their stuff too.

Just set me up with the caviar, and we'll go from there.

LiveSteam
03-20-2011, 04:15 PM
You are missing the respect and the hospitality that is the big part of the Persian culture.

Your loss.

Did you really smoke so much HASH you floated over fire?
:hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail::hail:

Mr. Laz
03-20-2011, 04:44 PM
HAPPY NOROOZ EVERYONE!

gesundheit to you too :toast:

Superturtle
03-20-2011, 04:45 PM
:LOL:

Donger loves isolationism and the ignorance that comes from it. To each his own.

I am betting the overwhelming open minded majority on this BB have curiosities and like to know about other cultures. I for one do and love to see others from other cultures post their stuff too.
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/23/tits_2.jpg

Frankie
03-20-2011, 04:53 PM
well, i'll admit i looked it up and read a little bit. who's this Hajji Firuz dude?
secGood question. This does need an explanation:

Haji Firooz is just a character who brings merriment. He is an assistant to Amoo Norooz much like Elfs are to Santa Clause. He just happens to be a black character as Elfs are midgets. He is NOT, btw, from ther Ancient Persian tradition and has been added later.

As Haji Firuz is merely a character, he's never even remotely been considered in a racially condescending way that he'd be looked at here. Perhaps if there were African-Iranians over there it would have been a social issue as it is here.

As it is, with more awareness of racial sensitivities around the world, modern Iranians have pretty much dis-owned the look. At our yearly Norooz Party, for example, we have a sketch for kids present, Iranian AND American, whereby Amoo Norooz comes in with a sackful of gifts, accompanied by Haji Firooz who chants and dances and performs a script with Amoo Norooz. He is ALWAYS depicted with the normal face color of the 'actor.'

Sorry I did not reply faster. I'm still preparing for the magic hour.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 04:55 PM
I think it's strange that Iranians have a holiday to celebrate a sleeping tablet.

FAX

?

Shaid
03-20-2011, 05:11 PM
Obviously an important day for you and your family. Enjoy it and have fun!

CHENZ A!
03-20-2011, 06:38 PM
Happy holiday Frankie, and if you know any Iranian family members or friends that look like Miri Ben Ari, and like white guys shoot me a PM. :)

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tYhXmnIcJrE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ebolapox
03-20-2011, 07:01 PM
fuck you too, frankie. you're an absolutely worthless piece of shit and contribute literally nothing to the board except ignorance and idiocy. may you get incurable hemroids and herpes and spend the rest of your life shitting painfully while you vomit (which stings the herpes sores on your mouth), and any respite you get is ruined by your being molested by a 400 lb black mexican man.

have a nice day, brah :)

threebag02
03-20-2011, 08:58 PM
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HonestChieffan
03-20-2011, 09:37 PM
http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/talking-muslim-doll.jpg?w=323&h=400

Boom Boom,The Norooz Talking Doll....no one knows what it says cause no one has the guts to pull the cord.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 09:38 PM
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiBrWCDErEyZWJ_GMgASZbA5R28_r7B2y5G7PcvS7QBcvqjBuZkQ

You just did, by replying.

SNR
03-20-2011, 09:40 PM
?No-doz... Norooz

Frankie
03-20-2011, 09:43 PM
No-doz... Norooz

Aha! I'm afraid I was feeling too Noroozi to figure out such word play. I gotta lay off the good stuff.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 09:47 PM
Happy holiday Frankie, and if you know any Iranian family members or friends that look like Miri Ben Ari, and like white guys shoot me a PM. :)

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tYhXmnIcJrE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>Actually there are girls in my own family who are just as hot. My niece for example is a true beauty, but she got married last year..... TO A DONKS FAN!!!

This video is cool, BTW. I've been unaware of Miri Ben Ari. But I have musical work from other Israeli artists in my collection.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 09:50 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/23/tits_2.jpg

Really? I would, 'cept that would be the END of the CP.

Stanley Nickels
03-20-2011, 10:11 PM
Norooz, just right.

CHENZ A!
03-20-2011, 10:20 PM
Actually there are girls in my own family who are just as hot. My niece for example is a true beauty, but she got married last year..... TO A DONKS FAN!!!

This video is cool, BTW. I've been unaware of Miri Ben Ari. But I have musical work from other Israeli artists in my collection.

Yes! Israeli. :duh: I'm a lovable moron. Glad you like it bud. Hip hop violinist FTW

Frankie
03-20-2011, 11:11 PM
Yes! Israeli. :duh: I'm a lovable moron.

What does THIS mean? You think I'm offended that she's an Israeli? :D

If so then you believe too many of the resident CP schizoids' posts. ;)

Frankie
03-20-2011, 11:16 PM
Norooz, just right.

Aha,... No Ruse. The good stuff must be dissipating from my system.

crazycoffey
03-20-2011, 11:18 PM
http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/talking-muslim-doll.jpg?w=323&h=400

Boom Boom,The Norooz Talking Doll....no one knows what it says cause no one has the guts to pull the cord.


that's pretty funny...

CHENZ A!
03-20-2011, 11:26 PM
What does THIS mean? You think I'm offended that she's an Israeli? :D

If so then you believe too many of the resident CP schizoids' posts. ;)

No dude, I got HER nationality wrong. You've become over sensitive from everyone attacking you, and i don't blame you. i was just trying to relate through happy times and hip hop music and smiley faces and shit.

Frankie
03-20-2011, 11:31 PM
No dude, I got HER nationality wrong. You've become over sensitive from everyone attacking you, and i don't blame you. i was just trying to relate through happy times and hip hop music and smiley faces and shit.

And here I thought YOU were acting oversensitive to my reply. No harm done. We were both wrong in reading the other ones mind. Me wronger! :toast:

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2011, 11:33 PM
derka derka
muhammad jihad!

go bowe
03-21-2011, 12:32 AM
http://troglopundit.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/talking-muslim-doll.jpg?w=323&h=400

Boom Boom,The Norooz Talking Doll....no one knows what it says cause no one has the guts to pull the cord.now THAT's COMEDY!!! LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

go bowe
03-21-2011, 12:35 AM
hapy norooz to you and yours frankie... :toast: :toast: :toast:

Fritz88
03-21-2011, 02:22 AM
Happy Nooroz bro.
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Der Flöprer
03-21-2011, 03:14 AM
Happy Narooz, Frankie. Blessings to you and your family. On a side note, it's hard for me to look Iran in the eyes right now seeing how we're responding to Libya. I hope one day your people find the peace, and Democracy they so desperately crave.

big nasty kcnut
03-21-2011, 03:26 AM
HAPPY NOROOZ frankie. Even thou you Persian need to get rid of your islamic neighbors and restore iran to be our ally

Stanley Nickels
03-21-2011, 08:45 AM
HAPPY NOROOZ frankie. Even thou you Persian need to get rid of your islamic neighbors and restore iran to be our ally

I think you may be on to something.

MOhillbilly
03-21-2011, 08:48 AM
love that word. say it with me kids. nooooorrrrrrooooozzzzzzzz.

HonestChieffan
03-21-2011, 09:53 AM
Backwards it is Zooron.

Zooron says kneel before Zooron!

Otter
03-21-2011, 10:05 AM
Is there a fire I should be jumping over?

Rausch
03-21-2011, 10:23 AM
Aha,... No Ruse. The good stuff must be dissipating from my system.

If I could party with some Persians on "New Years" and live to tell the tale THEN I'd feel like I was a veteran drinker...:evil:












Happy new year fughead...:D

Frankie
03-21-2011, 11:17 AM
Thank you guys. Again I hope this NOROOZ (=New Day) will truly be the new day of the era when all mankind comes to its senses and realize we are all brothers and sisters (so to speak). :toast:

I attach a pic of our Haft Seen table (Norooz counterpart to a Christmas tree) this year.