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Simply Red
03-21-2011, 06:22 AM
A man once said, the best spot to pick up a piece of trim is down at the church.

Any other places you all go to pussy hunt?

I mean, assuming you're a guy... and you like women..........


Hey Listen. Thanks guys!


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blaise
03-21-2011, 06:25 AM
Cashiers.

Simply Red
03-21-2011, 06:35 AM
Cashiers.

but they usually aren't that hot, are they? Or is 'Cashiers' a town?

blaise
03-21-2011, 06:42 AM
but they usually aren't that hot, are they? Or is 'Cashiers' a town?

There's hot cashiers. Now, normally, their career futures aren't that bright, but you can definitely find cute ones.

the Talking Can
03-21-2011, 06:43 AM
thanks for making the front of the lounge nsfw...


could you maybe tweak the thread title so my cubicle mates don't think I'm an Affliction t-shirt loving d-bag?

Simply Red
03-21-2011, 06:44 AM
thanks for making the front of the lounge nsfw...


could you maybe tweak the thread title so my cubicle mates don't think I'm an Affliction t-shirt loving d-bag?

No.

blaise
03-21-2011, 06:45 AM
No.

If you're not banned I'm leaving forever.

Simply Red
03-21-2011, 06:50 AM
If you're not banned I'm leaving forever.

Does it bother you, seriously? or are you messing around, TTC likes trying to fling shit at me, but if it's bothering two people, I'll change it.

Simply Red
03-21-2011, 06:54 AM
thanks for making the front of the lounge nsfw...


could you maybe tweak the thread title so my cubicle mates don't think I'm an Affliction t-shirt loving d-bag?

You should call my supervisor - oh wait, that's me.

BryanBusby
03-21-2011, 07:06 AM
Planned Parenthood; you know they be puttin' out there

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 07:07 AM
Pussy hunts me. Its always been that way.

JOhn
03-21-2011, 07:15 AM
MAybe when I was 20 something....

loochy
03-21-2011, 07:43 AM
Here.

The women know how to cook and the ones with dementia forget how bad I am in bed.

http://www.thecityoftacoma.com/peoples-retirement-community/tacoma-washington-retirement-alzheimers-care-peoples-retirememt-community.gif

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2011, 07:47 AM
A bookstore always seemed like an interesting place. Maybe I'm just going off the 40 Year Old Virgin, though.

baitism
03-21-2011, 07:49 AM
Chiefsplanet

DMAC
03-21-2011, 07:49 AM
The street

Radar Chief
03-21-2011, 07:55 AM
Planned Parenthood; you know they be puttin' out there

/Jason “Jay” Derris ;)

SNR
03-21-2011, 07:57 AM
The library

3rd&48ers
03-21-2011, 08:02 AM
Your moms house

Ebolapox
03-21-2011, 08:03 AM
I pussy hunt at R8ers house. let's just say that his wife, grandma, and (daughter in a few years) ROCK THE SHIT.

blaise
03-21-2011, 08:04 AM
I pussy hunt at R8ers house. let's just say that his wife, grandma, and (daughter in a few years) ROCK THE SHIT.

I'm pretty sure they're all in porn. "Black on White Gangbang Volume 32"

Brock
03-21-2011, 08:05 AM
I pussy hunt at R8ers house. let's just say that his wife, grandma, and (daughter in a few years) ROCK THE SHIT.

He already hit that.

3rd&48ers
03-21-2011, 08:05 AM
I pussy hunt at R8ers house. let's just say that his wife, grandma, and (daughter in a few years) ROCK THE SHIT.

Atleast you wait until they are of age

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Stanley Nickels
03-21-2011, 08:08 AM
Audiophiles.

Saul Good
03-21-2011, 08:24 AM
Your moms house

My mom is only 12, you pedo. You may have read about my 23 year old grandmother on the news.

3rd&48ers
03-21-2011, 08:27 AM
My mom is only 12, you pedo. You may have read about my 23 year old grandmother on the news.


Pardon me, I didn't mean to blow up.

JOhn
03-21-2011, 08:29 AM
My mom is only 12, you pedo. You may have read about my 23 year old grandmother on the news.

So does this mean you'll be leaving also?

CHENZ A!
03-21-2011, 08:29 AM
Whoever said cashiers is right. There are some sexy, artsy type broads working the registers at whole foods.
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JOhn
03-21-2011, 08:33 AM
Whoever said cashiers is right. There are some sexy, artsy type broads working the registers at whole foods.
Posted via Mobile Device

At the animal shelter, not the animals you pervs, or any volunteer organization

KCUnited
03-21-2011, 08:34 AM
Mexico

JD10367
03-21-2011, 08:35 AM
Here.

The women know how to cook and the ones with dementia forget how bad I am in bed.

http://www.thecityoftacoma.com/peoples-retirement-community/tacoma-washington-retirement-alzheimers-care-peoples-retirememt-community.gif

Don't forget the Parkinson's. You just put your schlong in the palm and it does the rest.

Fishpicker
03-21-2011, 08:38 AM
A bookstore always seemed like an interesting place. Maybe I'm just going off the 40 Year Old Virgin, though.

you still have those where you live?

CHENZ A!
03-21-2011, 08:41 AM
Mexico

I love Mexican women almost as much as I love Mexican food. I'm pretty sure SR has said before that his penis is racist though.
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BigCatDaddy
03-21-2011, 08:44 AM
The gym and church.

Nzoner
03-21-2011, 08:50 AM
My hunting days are behind me but there was a time when a single guy at the local laundry could do okay plus you got the added benefit of checking out what kind of underwear they were into. :D

JOhn
03-21-2011, 08:52 AM
My hunting days are behind me but there was a time when a single guy at the local laundry could do okay plus you got the added benefit of checking out what kind of underwear they were into. :D

ROFL

Oh the park is great also.
When they find out I'm a single dad, the women are like bee's attracted to honey :evil:
































*disclaimer* I would never....rarely use my kids to pick up MILF's

Graystoke
03-21-2011, 08:56 AM
Coffee Shops and go to a high end shoe shop..pretend your shopping for Mom

SuperChief
03-21-2011, 09:55 AM
Chiefs Coalition - the pussy runs rampant over there.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 09:57 AM
My own living room.

loochy
03-21-2011, 10:11 AM
Don't forget the Parkinson's. You just put your schlong in the palm and it does the rest.

ROFL

Predarat
03-21-2011, 10:14 AM
The zoo can be a good place to find some hot moms!

SPATCH
03-21-2011, 10:16 AM
The gym and church.

Word for word, exactly what I was going to say

DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 10:18 AM
Pussy hunts me. Its always been that way.

Oh, you're from Mother Russia?

Phobia
03-21-2011, 10:27 AM
I've always done well with waitresses for some reason.

gblowfish
03-21-2011, 10:30 AM
I get emails from Russian chicks wanting to marry me almost every week.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 10:51 AM
I get emails from Russian chicks wanting to marry me almost every week.

Sure, but when you meet them they always turn out to be Ukrainian.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 10:51 AM
I've always done well with waitresses for some reason.

They do work in a service industry.

RedNFeisty
03-21-2011, 10:59 AM
I can't go into Barnes and Nobles without getting hit on. Kind of strange. So, I guess bookstores are a good place.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 11:03 AM
I can't go into Barnes and Nobles without getting hit on. Kind of strange. So, I guess bookstores are a good place.

What section are you in? That makes a difference.


Science fiction - woman in scifi? Open season.

Romance - she's lonely. Open season.

Mystery - approachable, but must have clever opening line.

Self-Help - low self-esteem. Open season.

Non-fiction - smart, so good catch but difficult. Worth the risk.

Children's books - if she doesn't have a child with her, she's not bright and is easy pickings. Open season.


Actually, I guess the section doesn't matter.

ChiefsCountry
03-21-2011, 11:44 AM
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Valiant
03-21-2011, 11:51 AM
Coed sports leagues. Sand volleyball courts.

Pants
03-21-2011, 11:52 AM
Craigslist, obviously. What kind of question is this?

Bowser
03-21-2011, 11:53 AM
Coed sports leagues. Sand volleyball courts.

Heh, this....

Bowser
03-21-2011, 11:53 AM
Craigslist, obviously. What kind of question is this?

backpage.com is pretty great. From what I hear, that is.

ThaVirus
03-21-2011, 11:55 AM
You midwesterners are such rookies. The beach! Should be número uno.

Easy 6
03-21-2011, 11:59 AM
Back when i had a dog, dog parks are money.

The ice breakers are literally running around at your feet.

patteeu
03-21-2011, 12:42 PM
thanks for making the front of the lounge nsfw...


could you maybe tweak the thread title so my cubicle mates don't think I'm an Affliction t-shirt loving d-bag?

Can't they tell from your shirt?

Gracie Dean
03-21-2011, 12:45 PM
ewwww

Gracie Dean
03-21-2011, 12:46 PM
Does it bother you, seriously? or are you messing around, TTC likes trying to fling shit at me, but if it's bothering two people, I'll change it.

bothers me

CoMoChief
03-21-2011, 12:48 PM
waitresses IMO can be hit on anywhere. You just have to be good at it.

patteeu
03-21-2011, 12:51 PM
waitresses IMO can be hit on anywhere. You just have to be good at it.

Waitresses are too used to being hit on so you have to be real good at it. I bet Weight Watchers meetings are like shooting fish tuna in a barrel though.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2011, 01:04 PM
Back in the day I would have to say health clubs and grocery stores. IF I was single right now I go to a yoga class that is loaded with talent. My suggestion there would be for you to find the place that has the really good classes. Yes it makes a difference.

ChiefsCountry
03-21-2011, 01:16 PM
Waitresses are too used to being hit on so you have to be real good at it.

You have to flip it on them, instead of hitting on them you got to have them start talking about themselves.

RedNFeisty
03-21-2011, 01:17 PM
What section are you in? That makes a difference.


Science fiction - woman in scifi? Open season.

Romance - she's lonely. Open season.

Mystery - approachable, but must have clever opening line.

Self-Help - low self-esteem. Open season.

Non-fiction - smart, so good catch but difficult. Worth the risk.

Children's books - if she doesn't have a child with her, she's not bright and is easy pickings. Open season.


Actually, I guess the section doesn't matter.

LMAO You never fail! Usually I'm sitting and studying.

DiaperBoy27
03-21-2011, 01:22 PM
LMAO You never fail! Usually I'm sitting and studying.

drop some knowledge - what do the guys say?

Renegade
03-21-2011, 01:23 PM
Work on a college campus. Money in the bank.

Demonpenz
03-21-2011, 01:24 PM
I don't hunt, but if it is the normal flow of the day. Grociery stores, banks, just anywhere. That is why it is important to have daygame. So you can build attraction enough in 5 minutes to get a way to set up a date.

DMAC
03-21-2011, 02:14 PM
In the parking lot of Arrowhead Stadium of course.

Munson
03-21-2011, 02:26 PM
I heard Applebee's is loaded with talent.

Fritz88
03-21-2011, 02:56 PM
If you manage to pull this, you can get pussy anywhere you want

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Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2011, 03:06 PM
Work on a college campus. Money in the bank.This. I was going to post this earlier, but I thought it seemed too obvious.

jd1020
03-21-2011, 03:22 PM
If you manage to pull this, you can get pussy anywhere you want

Except there, ofcourse. I only see a bunch of sausage and 1 cocktail weener.

DMAC
03-21-2011, 03:30 PM
If you manage to pull this, you can get pussy anywhere you want


If you can pull that off...you dont need pussy.

BIG_DADDY
03-21-2011, 03:33 PM
If you can pull that off...you dont need pussy.

I don't know how well that works on getting pussy but it sure seems to attract older dudes in that video.

Chocolate Hog
03-21-2011, 03:33 PM
Bitches on my dick cuz I look like me

Bwana
03-21-2011, 03:45 PM
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