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DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 03:04 PM
LFL - The Lingerie Football League

www.KCTease.com

We're getting a new team in town, and hopefully they're going to be hot. I guess they are looking for 250 ladies to try out. Exhibition game will start in June. Preliminary team logo attached.

The wheels just started turning for this... more info to come as it develops. I'll keep you all posted as I hear things.

League website: http://www.lflus.com/index.html

Promo clip from August:
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'09 South Florida Tryouts:
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Direckshun
03-21-2011, 03:06 PM
This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 03:06 PM
This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

I agree.

Boobs are neat, however.

rambleonthruthefog
03-21-2011, 03:09 PM
This is seriously the stupidest idea in humanity.

anything involving woman running around in lingerie cannot be that stupid. unless your gay, of course. are you gay?

Bwana
03-21-2011, 03:13 PM
Heh

tease indeed.....

http://img.hobowars.com/fn_photos/l_1207771_oie_2152823eAIoyHwE(2).gif

Dicky McElephant
03-21-2011, 03:15 PM
'09 South Florida Tryouts:
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I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

-King-
03-21-2011, 03:15 PM
anything involving woman running around in lingerie cannot be that stupid. unless your gay, of course. are you gay?

No seriously, the LFL is lame as hell.

-King-
03-21-2011, 03:17 PM
I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

ROFLROFL @ the ones who fell. I would be laughing my ass off if I was that dude.

KurtCobain
03-21-2011, 03:24 PM
So do these women consider themselves real football players?

DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 03:25 PM
So do these women consider themselves real football players with daddy issues?

FYP, and the answer is yes, i think they do! LMAO

Sofa King
03-21-2011, 03:39 PM
I want the job at starting at :41. LMAO

LMAO

Deberg_1990
03-21-2011, 03:56 PM
Whats wrong with the KC Tribe?...your 2009 World Champions

http://kctribe.com/

DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 04:04 PM
Whats wrong with the KC Tribe?...your 2009 World Champions

http://kctribe.com/

You watch those games, and I'll watch these, and we will see who had a better time.

Valiant
03-21-2011, 04:09 PM
Need to changethe name to KC Strip. Fit in better with the league and KC. Now if Marty were still coaching I would call the team the Tease, just cause that fucker could never find the promise land.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 04:09 PM
you were wide open.

Superturtle
03-21-2011, 04:13 PM
Can I be equipment manager?

chasedude
03-21-2011, 04:13 PM
Need to change the name to KC Strip. Fit in better with the league and KC. Now if Marty were still coaching I would call the team the Tease, just cause that fucker could never find the promise land.

:LOL: Much better name, I agree.

Alton deFlat
03-21-2011, 04:16 PM
On a related note.

Damn!
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DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 04:16 PM
They were going to be SportingKC, but I guess that name was already taken
:crybaby:

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 06:50 PM
I read a funny article a while back, and can't remember if it was the planet or in my newspaper. A woman tried out for a lingerie football team, and wrote an expose about being aghast that she didn't make the cut because she could throw the best in the tryouts. She then speculated that the league wasn't really about football and that they only wanted attractive women on the team. It was investigative reporting at its finest.

Chocolate Hog
03-21-2011, 06:58 PM
Watch Dickershun team up with some womens group to try and stop this.

Chief Chief
03-21-2011, 07:15 PM
Cue the videos showing college-aged female QBs throwing 80-yard passes into a trash can and off of a goal post in...

5..4..3..2..1...

alnorth
03-21-2011, 10:11 PM
No seriously, the LFL is lame as hell.

It may sound lame as hell, but it has apparently been wildly profitable. MTV2 experimented with showing delayed edited versions of the game, and apparently the ratings were decent enough that they are now jumping into televising more of it after signing a broadcast deal for 2011.

Tickets have been selling so well that I read that arena owners are actually looking at LFL (along with trying to cram as many MMA matches into the schedule as they can) as a way to help them survive the bad economy with fewer concert dates and low attendance at other events.

Now they are going completely ape with expansion, and are planning on playing games on Sunday if the NFL shuts down.

alnorth
03-21-2011, 10:12 PM
I read a funny article a while back, and can't remember if it was the planet or in my newspaper. A woman tried out for a lingerie football team, and wrote an expose about being aghast that she didn't make the cut because she could throw the best in the tryouts. She then speculated that the league wasn't really about football and that they only wanted attractive women on the team. It was investigative reporting at its finest.

If I'm going to watch a bunch of women play tackle football, (not sure if I would, but if I were going to) they damn well better be pretty and wearing underwear. If a pool of girls at tryouts all meet that bar, then sure, pick the ones who can actually play a little bit.

Reaper16
03-21-2011, 10:13 PM
Has Kansas City Sporting Club considered bringing this team under the Sporting umbrella? Perhaps they should.

Farzin
04-04-2011, 04:51 PM
The Kansas City Tease.

http://tinyurl.com/454yp4n


There is an application. I thought it was intriguing that it asks if the applicant has any tattoos.

ChiefsCountry
04-04-2011, 04:53 PM
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BigCatDaddy
04-04-2011, 04:53 PM
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CoMoChief
04-04-2011, 04:53 PM
Women playing football = FAIL

DJ's left nut
04-04-2011, 04:54 PM
They should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

DA_T_84
04-04-2011, 04:56 PM
Better thread than the repost BUMP

Count Alex's Losses
04-04-2011, 05:01 PM
'09 South Florida Tryouts:
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/teL3KaN_NNU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LOL @ #8 getting smoked trying to play CB at 1:16 and then dropping a pass like a 5-year old at 1:39. LMAO

acesn8s
04-04-2011, 05:12 PM
W O R T H L E S S W I T H O U T P I C S

Stewie
04-04-2011, 05:13 PM
The KC team is part of the Leather and Lace Football League, not the Lingerie Football League. Less revealing clothing for starters.

DJ's left nut
04-04-2011, 05:16 PM
I reiterate - we should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

Extra Point
04-04-2011, 05:21 PM
On a related note.

Damn!
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Yeah, I'll order the #9, please. (0:35)

acesn8s
04-04-2011, 06:06 PM
STILL WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS

KCtotheSB
04-04-2011, 06:20 PM
The Owner's Box must be very sticky...

alnorth
04-04-2011, 07:25 PM
The KC team is part of the Leather and Lace Football League, not the Lingerie Football League. Less revealing clothing for starters.

Ahhh. In that case, this probably wont go anywhere.

Psyko Tek
04-04-2011, 07:49 PM
They should sign this girl:

http://angievarona.blogspot.com/

yup number one draft pick
she has the assetts
two take this game to thew next level

preferable fully nude

KCbroncoHATER
04-04-2011, 11:27 PM
It will flop in KC.

Heck you guys won't ever got to watch the CHIEFS play why would you go to see women play?

Unless ............ are they naked?

CaliforniaChief
04-04-2011, 11:28 PM
It will flop in KC.

Heck you guys won't ever got to watch the CHIEFS play why would you go to see women play?

Unless ............ are they naked?

I hear they have their eyes on a RB who likes to wear diapers and might spit on her teammates from time to time.

wazu
04-04-2011, 11:34 PM
Personally I've never gotten the whole women beating up on women thing. Not sexy.

Oh, and Matt Cassel sucks.

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-04-2011, 11:41 PM
Women playing football = FAIL

Unless mud and/or jello is added

wazu
04-04-2011, 11:47 PM
Unless mud and/or jello is added

No, it's not like that. They bill it that way, but it's actually a pretty violent brand of football. The women are different heights, but typically around the 130-140 range, solid muscle. And they are tough, like roller-bladers. This isn't some underwear stripper league.

I watched a game almost on a dare after a friend talked me into Tivoing it on MTV. Actually not bad quality football. But then again, I usually watch the Chiefs.

KCbroncoHATER
04-05-2011, 12:01 AM
You can bet your as-s that one of these players wouldn't cry about a spilled drink.

Thanks kc ho.

out.

acesn8s
04-05-2011, 07:01 AM
Wardrobe malfunction?

kcfanXIII
04-05-2011, 07:24 AM
Hey Como, why don't you get on the field with the tribe if women can't play football?