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jAZ
03-21-2011, 04:41 PM
http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2011/03/ufl-set-to-name-marty-schottenheimer-as-new-virginia-coach/1

Mar 21, 2011
UFL set to name Marty Schottenheimer as new Virginia coach?

By Sean Leahy, USA TODAY

First it was Jerry Glanville. Next up for the United Football League may be Marty Schottenheimer.

The UFL said it will reveal the new head coach and GM of its Virginia Destroyers franchise on Wednesday, and ESPN reported it's expected to be fellow former NFL head coach Schottenheimer.

The announcement would come two days after the UFL named Glanville, also a former NFL coach, the new leader of its Hartford Colonials franchise.

Schottenheimer, 67, has a 200-126-1 records as a head coach in 21 NFL seasons. He went 5-13 in the playoffs, and never won a Super Bowl.

He has not coached since being fired in San Diego after going 14-2 in 2006 and losing his first playoff game.

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03-21-2011, 04:43 PM
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Pestilence
03-21-2011, 04:43 PM
The reposter finishes his own REPOST. Fucking awesome!

jAZ
03-21-2011, 04:44 PM
This thread has twice the bust of the first one. And 50x the words.

Buck
03-21-2011, 04:45 PM
This thread has twice the bust of the first one. And 50x the words.

Freudian slip

Bwana
03-21-2011, 04:47 PM
The Ultimate Beef Wellington

http://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2008/12/30/TU0602_Beef-Wellington_med.jpg

Ingredients

<LI class=ingredient>3 pints (1 1/2 pounds) white button mushrooms <LI class=ingredient>2 shallots, peeled and roughly chopped <LI class=ingredient>4 cloves garlic (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/garlic/index.html), peeled and roughly chopped <LI class=ingredient>2 sprigs fresh thyme, leaves only <LI class=ingredient>2 tablespoons unsalted butter <LI class=ingredient>2 tablespoons extra-virgin olive oil
Kosher salt (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/salt/index.html) and freshly ground black pepper
For the Beef:

<LI class=ingredient>1 (3-pound) center cut beef tenderloin (filet mignon (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/filet-mignon/index.html)), trimmed <LI class=ingredient>Extra-virgin olive oil <LI class=ingredient>Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper <LI class=ingredient>12 thin slices prosciutto <LI class=ingredient>6 sprigs of fresh thyme, leaves only <LI class=ingredient>2 tablespoons Dijon mustard <LI class=ingredient>Flour, for rolling out puff pastry (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/puff-pastry/index.html) <LI class=ingredient>1 pound puff pastry, thawed if using frozen <LI class=ingredient>2 large eggs (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/eggs/index.html), lightly beaten <LI class=ingredient>1/2 teaspoon coarse sea salt <LI class=ingredient>Minced chives (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/chives/index.html), for garnish <LI class=ingredient>Green Peppercorn Sauce, recipe follows <LI class=ingredient>Roasted Fingerling Potatoes (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/potato/index.html)
Warm Wilted Winter Greens, recipe follows
<!--concordance-end-->Directions

To make the Duxelles: Add mushrooms, shallots, garlic, and thyme to a food processor (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/food-processor/index.html) and pulse (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/pulse/index.html) until finely chopped. Add butter and olive oil to a large saute pan and set over medium heat.

Add the shallot (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/shallot/index.html) and mushroom (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/mushroom/index.html) mixture and saute for 8 to 10 minutes until most of the liquid has evaporated. Season with salt and pepper and set aside to cool.

To prepare the beef: Tie the tenderloin in 4 places so it holds its cylindrical shape while cooking.

Drizzle (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/drizzle/index.html) with olive oil, then season with salt and pepper and sear (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/sear/index.html) all over, including the ends, in a hot, heavy-based skillet lightly coated with olive oil - about 2 to 3 minutes.

Meanwhile set out your prosciutto (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/prosciutto/index.html) on a sheet of plastic wrap (plastic needs to be about a foot and a half in length so you can wrap and tie the roast (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/roast/index.html) up in it) on top of your cutting board.

Shingle the prosciutto so it forms a rectangle that is big enough to encompass the entire filet of beef (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/beef/index.html). Using a rubber spatula cover evenly with a thin layer of duxelles.

Season the surface of the duxelles with salt and pepper and sprinkle with fresh thyme (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/thyme/index.html) leaves. When the beef is seared, remove from heat, cut off twine and smear lightly all over with Dijon mustard (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/dijon-mustard/index.html).

Allow to cool slightly, then roll up in the duxelles covered prosciutto using the plastic wrap to tie it up nice and tight. Tuck in the ends of the prosciutto as you roll to completely encompass the beef.

Roll it up tightly in plastic wrap (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/plastic-wrap/index.html) and twist the ends to seal it completely and hold it in a nice log shape. Set in the refrigerator for 30 minutes to ensure it maintains its shape.

Preheat oven to 425 degrees F.

On a lightly floured surface, roll the puff pastry out to about a 1/4-inch thickness. Depending on the size of your sheets you may have to overlap 2 sheets and press them together.

Remove beef from refrigerator and cut off plastic. Set the beef in the center of the pastry and fold over the longer sides, brushing with egg wash (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/egg-wash/index.html) to seal.

Trim ends if necessary then brush with egg wash and fold over to completely seal the beef - saving ends to use as a decoration on top if desired. Top with coarse sea salt (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/sea-salt/index.html). Place the beef seam side down on a baking sheet.

Brush the top of the pastry with egg wash then make a couple of slits in the top of the pastry using the tip of a paring knife - this creates vents that will allow the steam to escape when cooking.

Bake for 40 to 45 minutes until pastry is golden brown and beef registers 125 degrees F on an instant-read thermometer.

Remove from oven and rest before cutting into thick slices. Garnish (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/garnish/index.html) with minced chives, and serve with Green Peppercorn Sauce (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/sauce/index.html), Roasted Fingerling Potatoes, and Warm Wilted Winter Greens (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/greens/index.html).


<!--concordance-begin-->Green Peppercorn Sauce:

<LI class=ingredient>2 tablespoons olive oil <LI class=ingredient>2 shallots, sliced <LI class=ingredient>2 cloves garlic, peeled and smashed <LI class=ingredient>3 sprigs fresh thyme, leaves only <LI class=ingredient>1 cup brandy <LI class=ingredient>1 box beef stock <LI class=ingredient>2 cups cream (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/cream/index.html) <LI class=ingredient>2 tablespoons grainy mustard
1/2 cup green peppercorns in brine, drained, brine (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/brine/index.html) reserved
<!--concordance-end-->Add olive oil to pan after removing beef. Add shallots, garlic, and thyme; saute for 1 to 2 minutes, then, off heat, add brandy (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/brandy/index.html) and flambe using a long kitchen match. After flame dies down, return to the heat, add stock (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/stock/index.html) and reduce by about half. Strain (http://www.foodterms.com/encyclopedia/strain/index.html) out solids, then add 2 cups cream and mustard. Reduce by half again, then shut off heat and add green peppercorns.


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KCUnited
03-21-2011, 04:50 PM
Hide yo girlfrends!

Bwana
03-21-2011, 04:53 PM
Hide yo girlfrends!

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jAZ
03-21-2011, 04:55 PM
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Bwana
03-21-2011, 04:57 PM
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KCFalcon59
03-21-2011, 05:06 PM
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