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Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2011, 08:26 PM
Just found out today, from a Mormon, that they are required not to jerk off for two years as part of their LDS mission.

Didn't even know what to say. But if you ever run into a Mormon kid and he's really angry, now you know why.

kstater
03-21-2011, 08:27 PM
I don't think I could go 2 hours.

Buck
03-21-2011, 08:28 PM
This sounds familiar.

F***** K***: Why just two years?

Matthew D***: what do you mean JUST 2 years?

Predarat
03-21-2011, 08:29 PM
So if they knock on the door playing pron on the TV or computer is a bad idea? Slip a nekked pic into one of their Bibles. Powdered caffine in thier water.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 08:30 PM
this is why they get multiple wives afterward. they have to.
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Buck
03-21-2011, 08:31 PM
Change poll to 2 days, you might get some yeses.

Predarat
03-21-2011, 08:34 PM
Change poll to 2 days, you might get some yeses.

2 days I could probably do, 2 weeks, I highly doubt it.

Woodrow Call
03-21-2011, 08:34 PM
And on the 731st day.....

http://xml.truveo.com/th/h/4d7b99c543c71f8:5997345870ba7013b0eaadd518a6c629/p/0022/34/E8/34E81A65A632A1188A84F2_Large.jpg

notorious
03-21-2011, 08:35 PM
When I was single, I might stretch it to 2 weeks.


If I waited two weeks as a married man my balls would explode. Having her theramones and other factors doing their thing changes the game.

WV
03-21-2011, 08:36 PM
http://home4.swipnet.se/~w-44777/kramer2.jpg
I'm out!

CoMoChief
03-21-2011, 08:36 PM
dum dum dum dum dum

Bwana
03-21-2011, 08:37 PM
Damn, mormon kids sack after 2 years......


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sW65ilskOC8/Sc1E0709kaI/AAAAAAAAWXM/BHkNh7sQ_iM/s400/BlueBallsNutsforTrucks.jpg

RedNFeisty
03-21-2011, 08:38 PM
No, not possible.

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2011, 08:39 PM
So if they knock on the door playing pron on the TV or computer is a bad idea? Slip a nekked pic into one of their Bibles. Powdered caffine in thier water.

Maybe it's not that hard. They're also supposed to avoid books, magazines and television. So about the sexiest thing they see all day is a woman walking down the street.

Phobia
03-21-2011, 08:40 PM
That's why they travel in pairs. There is no handy rule.

notorious
03-21-2011, 08:41 PM
So about the sexiest thing they see all day is a woman walking down the street.

That would be enough.

Baconeater
03-21-2011, 08:44 PM
Yeah, like any of them actually follow through with that.

Chief Chief
03-21-2011, 08:46 PM
Maybe it's not that hard.

That's what he said...

PBJ::whackit:

Jaric
03-21-2011, 08:47 PM
Not unless I'm having a steady stream of sex. (which those fellas probably aren't)

I bet there are stains all over those sheets during that two years.

DaFace
03-21-2011, 08:48 PM
I'd bet that 95% of them fail.

Buck
03-21-2011, 08:50 PM
I think the longest I've gone is maybe 2 weeks. Maybe. This was back when I was 18 and had a girlfriend who wanted to have sex every single night.

acesn8s
03-21-2011, 08:50 PM
Hell no. You should be shot for asking.

KCUnited
03-21-2011, 08:52 PM
That'd be a tsunami of a load if possible.

seclark
03-21-2011, 08:52 PM
socks would last longer.
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'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2011, 08:54 PM
I think the longest I've gone is maybe 2 weeks. Maybe. This was back when I was 18 and had a girlfriend who wanted to have sex every single night.

I tried to quit once when I was like 14, thinking it was immoral. I went for over three weeks. There were times in the past when I'd have to go over a week because of circumstance, and that first load is the consistency and color of broccoli and cheese soup.

Buck
03-21-2011, 08:55 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ySLKu.jpg

seclark
03-21-2011, 08:57 PM
I tried to quit once when I was like 14, thinking it was immoral. I went for over three weeks. There were times in the past when I'd have to go over a week because of circumstance, and that first load is the consistency and color of broccoli and cheese soup.

jeeze...
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KcMizzou
03-21-2011, 08:57 PM
I tried to quit once when I was like 14, thinking it was immoral. I went for over three weeks. There were times in the past when I'd have to go over a week because of circumstance, and that first load is the consistency and color of broccoli and cheese soup.

:eek: wtf? I'd get that checked out.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2011, 08:57 PM
After two years, I'd hope that you'd have an exquisite porn to jerk off to. It would have to be the Citizen Kane of skin flicks.

Buck
03-21-2011, 08:57 PM
I tried to quit once when I was like 14, thinking it was immoral. I went for over three weeks. There were times in the past when I'd have to go over a week because of circumstance, and that first load is the consistency and color of broccoli and cheese soup.

Does it taste like it looks?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2011, 08:58 PM
:eek: wtf? I'd get that checked out.

Well, most broccoli and cheese soup is really just cheese soup. Thick, yellow, almost gelatinous.

notorious
03-21-2011, 08:58 PM
Does it taste like it looks?

And there it is.

acesn8s
03-21-2011, 08:58 PM
Maybe it's not that hard. They're also supposed to avoid books, magazines and television. So about the sexiest thing they see all day is a woman walking down the street.Is that why they wear white shirts?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2011, 08:59 PM
Does it taste like it looks?

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KCUnited
03-21-2011, 09:00 PM
I'm pretty sure that after 3 weeks I could hump the shower stream and blow a load.

Bwana
03-21-2011, 09:00 PM
Does it taste like it looks?

What the ....

acesn8s
03-21-2011, 09:00 PM
That's why they travel in pairs. There is no handy rule.Is their temple on Brokeback Mountain?

seclark
03-21-2011, 09:03 PM
After two years, I'd hope that you'd have an exquisite porn to jerk off to. It would have to be the Citizen Kane of skin flicks.

after two years, i'd blow a load surfing pics on a rosie o'donnell web site.
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Gonzo
03-21-2011, 09:04 PM
I could do it, (for the right price).
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notorious
03-21-2011, 09:05 PM
after two years, i'd blow a load surfing pics on a rosie o'donnell web site.
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"My dick gets hard when the wind blows."

Eddie Murphy

seclark
03-21-2011, 09:06 PM
"My dick gets hard when the wind blows."

Eddie Murphy

wouldn't be a safe cat in the neighborhood.
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rockymtnchief
03-21-2011, 09:06 PM
socks would last longer.
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ROFL

Use your buddies instead. (NSFW)
http://www.bollywoodsargam.com/iplayvideo.php?blockbustermovieclip=QbRGqIWIWGw&type=2

Predarat
03-21-2011, 09:08 PM
Maybe it's not that hard. They're also supposed to avoid books, magazines and television. So about the sexiest thing they see all day is a woman walking down the street.

That even does it for me, boobs, asses, legs in tight clothing, dayuummmm. Esepcially if they are walking or biking close to them. Find an area behind a tree or something and there ya go!

Mr. Laz
03-21-2011, 09:09 PM
i did without "it" for most my life ... didn't start when i was young and then had steady sex when i was out being a player.

right now ....... no

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 09:13 PM
Maybe it's not that hard. They're also supposed to avoid books, magazines and television. So about the sexiest thing they see all day is a woman walking down the street.

I'm sitting in the mall right now. There's an attractive young women crocheting about thirty feet away, and it's about to drive me crazy. She wearing a tank top and she has that tucked-back-over-the-ear hair style that I like, and her fingers are moving moving moving with dexterity and she has a little frown between her eyebrows, and I couldn't stand that for two solid hours, much less two years.

And yeah, worthless without pictures, so here. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go home and see what my wife's up to.

Buck
03-21-2011, 09:15 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1coO1A2HCek" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Can't stop laughing

pr_capone
03-21-2011, 09:15 PM
I'm sitting in the mall right now. There's an attractive young women crocheting about thirty feet away, and it's about to drive me crazy. She wearing a tank top and she has that tucked-back-over-the-ear hair style that I like, and her fingers are moving moving moving with dexterity and she has a little frown between her eyebrows, and I couldn't stand that for two solid hours, much less two years.

And yeah, worthless without pictures, so here. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go home and see what my wife's up to.

I know what you mean. Crocheting does it for me too.

KcMizzou
03-21-2011, 09:15 PM
I'm sitting in the mall right now. There's an attractive young women crocheting about thirty feet away, and it's about to drive me crazy. She wearing a tank top and she has that tucked-back-over-the-ear hair style that I like, and her fingers are moving moving moving with dexterity and she has a little frown between her eyebrows, and I couldn't stand that for two solid hours, much less two years.

And yeah, worthless without pictures, so here. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go home and see what my wife's up to.I was right with you until the pic.

pr_capone
03-21-2011, 09:16 PM
Can't stop laughing

Can't stop watching fast enough

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 09:16 PM
Who uses lube?

rockymtnchief
03-21-2011, 09:16 PM
I'm sitting in the mall right now. There's an attractive young women crocheting about thirty feet away, and it's about to drive me crazy. She wearing a tank top and she has that tucked-back-over-the-ear hair style that I like, and her fingers are moving moving moving with dexterity and she has a little frown between her eyebrows, and I couldn't stand that for two solid hours, much less two years.


Yeah...your description just ruined the challenge for most posters on here.

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2011, 09:17 PM
I like field reports from Rain Man.

He should start a thread just for sneaky peoplewatching pics.

Priest31kc
03-21-2011, 09:18 PM
I can barely go one day.

Buck
03-21-2011, 09:19 PM
Gonzo and KCFalcon are fucking liars.

Gonzo just doesn't want Lumpy to see and I don't know what Falcon's excuse is.

acesn8s
03-21-2011, 09:21 PM
I'm sitting in the mall right now. There's an attractive young women crocheting about thirty feet away, and it's about to drive me crazy. She wearing a tank top and she has that tucked-back-over-the-ear hair style that I like, and her fingers are moving moving moving with dexterity and she has a little frown between her eyebrows, and I couldn't stand that for two solid hours, much less two years.

And yeah, worthless without pictures, so here. Now if you'll pardon me, I'm going to go home and see what my wife's up to.Can I get a closer shot of the woman?

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 09:22 PM
Some woman in a burqa just showed up, and the crocheting woman just stuck her ipod earphones down into her cleavage. This is getting unbearable. I have to go. I'll post the picture later.

Rain Man
03-21-2011, 09:23 PM
Can I get a closer shot of the woman?

She just left. I think she was intimidated by the woman in the burqa.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 09:25 PM
Guess what im doing right now

KcMizzou
03-21-2011, 09:25 PM
Guess what im doing right nowTMI, TMI!!!

Buck
03-21-2011, 09:26 PM
Shogun = Liar

Baconeater
03-21-2011, 09:28 PM
Guess what im doing right now
JFC. Make sure you run a virus scan when you're done.

Shogun
03-21-2011, 09:28 PM
Shogun = Liar

As long as sports are consistently on I could probably go longer

KcMizzou
03-21-2011, 09:28 PM
JFC. Make sure you run a virus scan.LMAO

Buck
03-21-2011, 09:29 PM
As long as sports are consistently on I could probably go longer

Day before and after the MLB All Star Game. No Sports.

Also you are on the WebGem path with an attitude like that.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 09:31 PM
AH AH AH
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa.
Was that as good for you all ? as it was for me?

Shogun
03-21-2011, 09:32 PM
Day before and after the MLB All Star Game. No Sports.

Also you are on the WebGem path with an attitude like that.

ESPN season recap

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 09:35 PM
AH AH AH
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa.
Was that as good for you all ? as it was for me?

Don't forget to wash your hands.

Okie_Apparition
03-21-2011, 09:36 PM
Tried to give it up for Lent. HA. Didn't make it to the 4th week. I swear I heard the devil laughing as I grabbed it after a vivid dream. ANd it hurt. I think I have an idea what passing a kidney stone is like.

CanadaKC
03-21-2011, 09:45 PM
Only religious people would do something so stupid...and it just validates their stupidity because they believe there's a God in the first place.

el borracho
03-21-2011, 09:46 PM
My all-time record is fourteen years.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 09:48 PM
My all-time record is fourteen years.

did you belong to a convent ?

Baconeater
03-21-2011, 09:50 PM
did you belong to a convent ?
I'm guessing the first time he twisted one off was when he was 14 yrs old.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 09:52 PM
I'm guessing the first time he twisted one off was when he was 14 yrs old.

Opps never mind. Thought he was a she? we all make mistakes

el borracho
03-21-2011, 09:53 PM
did you belong to a convent ?

You know what they say, "You can kiss a nun once, but try not to get in the habit."

Otter
03-21-2011, 09:54 PM
Anyone who wants to go 2 years without busting a nut is crazy. Orgasms are God's built in crack.

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2011, 09:56 PM
If you were getting sex every day (sometimes 2x per day), you might be able to do this. Otherwise, not a chance in hell.

Rams Fan
03-21-2011, 09:56 PM
A month maybe, but not two years.

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 09:58 PM
A month maybe, but not two years.

A month...you lie bra

Rams Fan
03-21-2011, 09:59 PM
A month...you lie bra

Nah, bro.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 10:01 PM
A month...you lie bra

NO.No
If anyone can go a month without bop-pen it.
Rams fan can

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 10:04 PM
I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 10:05 PM
I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once.

ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
03-21-2011, 10:09 PM
I touched a guys balls at Hebrew school once.

Why is that relevant? I'm pretty sure the Jews are pretty lax in sexual matters. In fact I don't think the Torah even outlaws sex before marriage.

BryanBusby
03-21-2011, 10:13 PM
I tried to do a no masturbation for 30 days challenge once. I made it 30 minutes.

So, definitely no.

KcMizzou
03-21-2011, 10:17 PM
There was a Seinfeld episode about this once. One of the few I ever liked.

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 10:18 PM
Why is that relevant? I'm pretty sure the Jews are pretty lax in sexual matters. In fact I don't think the Torah even outlaws sex before marriage.

1:43 mark.

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Shogun
03-21-2011, 10:18 PM
I've done it 14 times in a day.

In middle school

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 10:20 PM
I've done it 14 times in a day.

In middle school

My record is probably three times........in 30 minutes.

Rams Fan
03-21-2011, 10:24 PM
So, who here is a switch hitter?

Shogun
03-21-2011, 10:24 PM
My record is probably three times........in 30 minutes.

That is impressive.

See I had just gotten a new video game so I played sick to stay home from school. Little did I know I would get constant boners. I would play a few rounds, then jerk off again, and again, rinse and repeat. Literally. I didn't take a shower that night. My room the next morning smelled like Ham and Lotion, my hair was blown up like a white afro, and I couldn't take a piss without being right next to the toilet because it was flying everywhere. I miss the freedom of being able to do that.

Shogun
03-21-2011, 10:24 PM
I have since gained self control.

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 10:44 PM
So, who here is a switch hitter?

One three month period.

Broke my jerk off shoulder playing football. That took practice and full concentration.

KCFalcon59
03-21-2011, 11:11 PM
Gonzo and KCFalcon are fucking liars.

Gonzo just doesn't want Lumpy to see and I don't know what Falcon's excuse is.

Nope not at all. No excuse. I probably have gone 2 years twice in the last 6 years. Just not that important to me. Plus I spend too much time on the internet. lol

Dunit35
03-21-2011, 11:12 PM
Nope not at all. No excuse. I probably have gone 2 years twice in the last 6 years. Just not that important to me. Plus I spend too much time on the internet. lol

Me spending too much time on the net means I'm jerkin my gerkin.

luv
03-21-2011, 11:15 PM
Gonzo and KCFalcon are fucking liars.

Gonzo just doesn't want Lumpy to see and I don't know what Falcon's excuse is.

Hello? Gonzo has Lumpy, so he has no need to masturbate.

KCFalcon59
03-21-2011, 11:18 PM
Me spending too much time on the net means I'm jerkin my gerkin.

I don't surf the pr0n. That helps a lot..lol

Hog Farmer
03-22-2011, 08:27 AM
Masturbating what ?

JD10367
03-22-2011, 08:41 AM
One three month period.

Broke my jerk off shoulder playing football. That took practice and full concentration.

Ah, "The Stranger".

Graystoke
03-22-2011, 08:50 AM
Whaaa?? God gave me this hard-on to do som spacklin..
What would Jesus do?

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 08:52 AM
No, not possible.

.... Go on.............

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 08:52 AM
It's funny how something as simple as a masturbation thread can bring us all together.




EDIT: wait a minute, did anyone else notice pornchief voted yes?? LMAO

Dartgod
03-22-2011, 08:56 AM
She just left. I think she was intimidated by the woman in the burqa.

How about a picture of the woman in the burqa?
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Iowanian
03-22-2011, 09:12 AM
That's it.

I'm switching to fist bumps for a greeting. no more shaking hands.

SuperChief
03-22-2011, 09:13 AM
Given certain circumstances, I can last about a week before punishing The Octagon. But more often than not, it's about 2-3 days. What can I say? A dude's gotta treat himself every 2-3 days, sometimes multiple times in said time period.

...if that isn't #winning, I don't know what is.

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 09:18 AM
That's it.

I'm switching to fist bumps for a greeting. no more shaking hands.

ROFL


that's an interesting thought. how many times has iowanian shook hands with a creeper who just rubbed one out.

teedubya
03-22-2011, 09:42 AM
That's why they travel in pairs. There is no handy rule.

This may be the biggest laugh I've had this week.

gblowfish
03-22-2011, 10:05 AM
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lcarus
03-22-2011, 10:47 AM
I had to log in to say this thread made me spray soda out of my nose all over my keyboard. Thanks.

Iowanian
03-22-2011, 10:49 AM
"Yeah roomate..that is is...is...uh...SODA on the keyboard from this really really funny thread on Chiefsplanet."

"then why does the mouse smell like old spice and sour milk...like your sister's tummy"

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 10:50 AM
Hello? Gonzo has Lumpy, so he has no need to masturbate.

when you read this post out of context, it's actually pretty funny.

lcarus
03-22-2011, 10:51 AM
"Yeah roomate..that is is...is...uh...SODA on the keyboard from this really really funny thread on Chiefsplanet."

"then why does the mouse smell like old spice and sour milk...like your sister's tummy"

ROFL Stop

Iowanian
03-22-2011, 10:54 AM
"Son, why does our computer smell like a hobo's dick"
"well mom, It's uh..I spilled some cereal in the chair on acci...wait...how do you know what a hobo's dick smells like?"

"Go to your room....leave the door open and stop doing that"[/noob family discussion]

Ebolapox
03-22-2011, 10:58 AM
So, who here is a switch hitter?

:spock:

the bi-thread is elsewhere, homo.

Phobia
03-22-2011, 10:58 AM
This may be the biggest laugh I've had this week.

You can have any of the jokes I post on here. I'm not going to use them again. Simply invoke my name every now and then in a spirit of reverence... as though I accurately predicted an earthquake.

lcarus
03-22-2011, 10:59 AM
"Son, why does our computer smell like a hobo's dick"
"well mom, It's uh..I spilled some cereal in the chair on acci...wait...how do you know what a hobo's dick smells like?"

"Go to your room....leave the door open and stop doing that"[/noob family discussion]

I've always been pretty damn good at aiming away from my computer's electronic devices. The weird thing is...I get better aim with age, yet I also have a more unpredictable spray with age. It's the universes way of balancing out my splooge control I guess

Ebolapox
03-22-2011, 10:59 AM
Hello? Gonzo has Lumpy, so he has no need to masturbate.

ROFL

says the woman who has never been married.

Rams Fan
03-22-2011, 11:00 AM
:spock:

the bi-thread is elsewhere, homo.

I guess that sounded a bit homo, didn't it?

That was not my intention.

Ebolapox
03-22-2011, 11:02 AM
I guess that sounded a bit homo, didn't it?

That was not my intention.

no homo? fo sho.

Ebolapox
03-22-2011, 11:02 AM
and yes, pornchief saying 'yes, I could' is one of the best things EVER.

DA_T_84
03-22-2011, 11:02 AM
:spock:

the bi-thread is elsewhere, homo.

methinks he was referring to the usage of the non-dominant hand.

Ebolapox
03-22-2011, 11:04 AM
methinks he was referring to the usage of the non-dominant hand.

(I know, a bit of sarcasm. the :spock: smilie just happens to be my favorite smilie on here)

Phobia
03-22-2011, 11:08 AM
Hello? Gonzo has Lumpy, so he has no need to masturbate.

My wife takes frequent care of me but I also flog the reverend.

DA_T_84
03-22-2011, 11:09 AM
(I know, a bit of sarcasm. the :spock: smilie just happens to be my favorite smilie on here)

See, and i had figured, but ol' blue face mcgee had me thrown off.

Good on ya.

Mr. Laz
03-22-2011, 11:11 AM
Hello? Gonzo has Lumpy, so he has no need to masturbate.:LOL:


you really think having a girlfriend or wife means a guy doesn't need to masturbate?

CrazyPhuD
03-22-2011, 11:16 AM
Hell I had to stop writing this twice to rub one out.

Phobia
03-22-2011, 11:16 AM
:LOL:


you really think having a girlfriend or wife means a guy doesn't need to masturbate?

She's not been married. How would she think otherwise. Women seem surprised at first and then they accept it.

RedNFeisty
03-22-2011, 12:00 PM
I have since gained self control.

Why would you go and do such a thing. Hedonism, let it run rampant! :thumb:

RedNFeisty
03-22-2011, 12:02 PM
.... Go on.............

I'm pretty sure I rub one out more often then most guys. :p

gblowfish
03-22-2011, 12:07 PM
Gary's been tossing off!
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RockChalk
03-22-2011, 12:20 PM
She's not been married. How would she think otherwise. Women seem surprised at first and then they accept it.

This. I think at first they take it as an insult in a way, but they understand after time.

Easy 6
03-22-2011, 12:24 PM
Only if i've been dating a real tigress during that time.

KCFalcon59
03-22-2011, 12:49 PM
:LOL:


you really think having a girlfriend or wife means a guy doesn't need to masturbate?

If it was this girl, yeah

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Buck
05-19-2011, 05:32 PM
I think the longest I've gone is 2 days since this thread was started.

Detoxing
05-19-2011, 05:35 PM
I think the longest I've gone is 2 days since this thread was started.

Wow. Howdya do it? Not masturbate, I mean how'd you last 2 days?

Buck
05-19-2011, 05:36 PM
Wow. Howdya do it? Not masturbate, I mean how'd you last 2 days?

I don't know, magic I guess.

Even if I get sex I still have to jerk off the next day.

Buck
05-19-2011, 05:38 PM
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Pants
05-19-2011, 05:38 PM
HEY! What happened to Shogun?

Donger
05-19-2011, 05:40 PM
Could you go 2 years without masturbating?

Masturbating me or the cat?

Buck
05-19-2011, 05:40 PM
Whoa, Pants, I was thinking the same exact thing reading the thread and I just made a thread about that.

Dicky McElephant
05-19-2011, 05:48 PM
2 days? That's it?

Detoxing
05-19-2011, 06:00 PM
2 days? That's it?

Whoa. Sorry Mr. "I can go forever with out bustin' a nut".

Dicky McElephant
05-19-2011, 06:08 PM
Whoa. Sorry Mr. "I can go forever with out bustin' a nut".

I've got three kids. There is no privacy in my house.

CoMoChief
05-19-2011, 06:11 PM
Count me out.

No fuckin way.

Fishpicker
05-19-2011, 06:15 PM
yes I could and I have. if you can go past 2 weeks without bating, lucid dreaming takes over and you get nocturnal emissions. those are way more pleasurable than whacking it and the dreams can be so vivid that you can remember them. so... would you rather bate every day or have memories of having the most fantastic sexual experiences that you could dream up? I choose the latter.

there aren't many people that can claim that they remember having a 3-way with Oprah and Chaka Khan in their prime.

BigMeatballDave
05-19-2011, 06:44 PM
If you dont do it, God will open the valve for you, eventually.

BigMeatballDave
05-19-2011, 06:46 PM
I voted yes. If I'm in a relationship with sex on a regular basis, I have no need to rub it out myself.

Buck
05-19-2011, 06:53 PM
yes I could and I have. if you can go past 2 weeks without bating, lucid dreaming takes over and you get nocturnal emissions. those are way more pleasurable than whacking it and the dreams can be so vivid that you can remember them. so... would you rather bate every day or have memories of having the most fantastic sexual experiences that you could dream up? I choose the latter.

there aren't many people that can claim that they remember having a 3-way with Oprah and Chaka Khan in their prime.

Or you could just have real sex.

Dave Lane
05-19-2011, 07:04 PM
I see there are 12 liars so far.

Dave Lane
05-19-2011, 07:06 PM
I voted yes. If I'm in a relationship with sex on a regular basis, I have no need to rub it out myself.

I thought this was no sex or masturbation at all, I stand corrected.

RickObie
05-19-2011, 08:28 PM
I voted yes. If I'm in a relationship with sex on a regular basis, I have no need to rub it out myself.

You're not married are you?

BWillie
05-19-2011, 08:44 PM
With ease...especially if there was a monetary incentive to do so. I guess im just not a crazy horny person

Buck
05-29-2011, 07:55 PM
Went 3 days, Thursday until just now.

Suck on it, haters.

rocknrolla
05-29-2011, 08:00 PM
HELL TO THE NO!
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ThaVirus
05-29-2011, 08:05 PM
Went 3 days, Thursday until just now.

Suck on it, haters.

It's so funny that this thread was brought back up because I'm attempting to go for as long as I can without masterbating/getting a nut off (just because).. It's been like 4 days now and last night was reeeeallly rough. I was kinda sitting around the house watching movies and wanted to spank it so bad, but didn't. It was all a waste though because I'm probably going to have me some sex tonight...

MIAdragon
05-29-2011, 08:07 PM
Nope, why the F would you?

Crush
05-29-2011, 09:09 PM
Nope and I refuse to try.

JOhn
05-29-2011, 09:10 PM
You're not married are you?

:LOL:LMAO

ChiefChick
05-29-2011, 09:36 PM
LMAOI don't think I could go 2 hours.