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pr_capone
03-21-2011, 09:29 PM
The guy looks like he is pushing 60.

http://i55.tinypic.com/opbl0w.jpg

Shogun
03-21-2011, 09:30 PM
is his skin falling off? damn

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2011, 09:30 PM
Juice.

Baconeater
03-21-2011, 09:31 PM
Yeeeaaah...I'm not so sure it's the years that have done the damage.

Silock
03-21-2011, 09:31 PM
He looks like a raisin.

WV
03-21-2011, 09:33 PM
When you were as big as he was your bound to have some loose skin issues.

DA_T_84
03-21-2011, 09:33 PM
'member when i had muscles? 'member that?

DJ's left nut
03-21-2011, 09:51 PM
Hey kids - Don't do drugs.

pr_capone
03-21-2011, 09:58 PM
When you were as big as he was your bound to have some loose skin issues.

Understood... but the guy just looks frail.

2bikemike
03-21-2011, 10:12 PM
looks like he needs a visit from Walt Frazier, Keith Hernandez and Emmit Smith. "No play for Mr. Gray"

Fruit Ninja
03-21-2011, 10:13 PM
His face has always been fucked up. I met him when i was a kid. Think it was back in 1987 or so, and it was bad back then.

LiveSteam
03-21-2011, 10:18 PM
The guy gets sunburn from a full moon.

Boon
03-21-2011, 10:27 PM
He never was much of a "looker".

Mile High Mania
03-21-2011, 10:38 PM
Sosa isn't holding up well either...

stlchiefs
03-21-2011, 10:38 PM
I think he looks fine in his wife's sun glasses.

BryanBusby
03-21-2011, 10:44 PM
Dudes wrinkle count looks quite close to the count for my nutsac.

cdcox
03-21-2011, 10:50 PM
Hardly aged at all...

http://razzball.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/mark-mcgwire2.jpg

HoneyBadger
03-21-2011, 11:58 PM
He's not already 60?

MoreLemonPledge
03-22-2011, 12:47 AM
Holy crap... the years have not been kind to MacGyver

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Celebrities/M_R/Ri_Robe/Richard_Dean_Anderson/richard-dean-anderson-bio2009.jpg

Phobia
03-22-2011, 01:21 AM
This is what happens boys. We can't all be Hollywood superstars with access to $100k in plastic surgery anually.

KC_Connection
03-22-2011, 02:04 AM
He needs to go to an anti-aging clinic and take some anabolic steroids. I'm sure he remembers how.

CoMoChief
03-22-2011, 04:43 AM
Juice.

Dude....he's always had a horrible complexion. Has a severe case of creator face.

Jerm
03-22-2011, 06:01 AM
Dude....he's always had a horrible complexion. Has a severe case of creator face.

:hmmm:

seclark
03-22-2011, 06:55 AM
looks like dave duncans father.
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siberian khatru
03-22-2011, 07:13 AM
Dude....he's always had a horrible complexion. Has a severe case of creator face.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/ni/God.jpg

Sofa King
03-22-2011, 07:21 AM
Sosa isn't holding up well either...

no kidding. looks like he's had a reverse negroplasty.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mOrf62FHsHI/SvX2n4ZosWI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/JLmaOeSh1eo/s400/110709%2BSammy%2BSosa%2Bsplit.jpg

Earthling
03-22-2011, 07:22 AM
I would sit next to him if I could...I'd look a hell of a lot better.

Earthling
03-22-2011, 07:23 AM
Lyle Alzado would have liked to sit next to him too...

BigCatDaddy
03-22-2011, 07:23 AM
Right, because all guys that used steroids look like that at 50 LMAO

We aren't talk Meth here.

Graystoke
03-22-2011, 07:43 AM
no kidding. looks like he's had a reverse negroplasty.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mOrf62FHsHI/SvX2n4ZosWI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/JLmaOeSh1eo/s400/110709%2BSammy%2BSosa%2Bsplit.jpg

WTF??

Is that MJ?

loochy
03-22-2011, 07:50 AM
His face has always been fucked up. I met him when i was a kid. Think it was back in 1987 or so, and it was bad back then.

This.

He has had terrible terrible skin forever...even before the juice days. Add that to his redhead complexion, age, and deflating body and you get some nasty looking skin.


On a related note, I just saw this and it made me smile. These two were such badasses back in the day...

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc33/WaxHeaven/crmcgwire2.jpg

Boon
03-22-2011, 08:50 AM
no kidding. looks like he's had a reverse negroplasty.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mOrf62FHsHI/SvX2n4ZosWI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/JLmaOeSh1eo/s400/110709%2BSammy%2BSosa%2Bsplit.jpg

It's Micheal Jackson all over again.

JohninGpt
03-22-2011, 09:55 AM
He's always looked like someone set his face on fire with gasoline and put it out with an icepick.

siberian khatru
03-22-2011, 09:59 AM
He's always looked like someone set his face on fire with gasoline and put it out with an icepick.

"I was born on the freeway between Visalia and Bakersfield. I was raised on a mayonnaise farm. When I was seven my brother ran over me with the backhoe. Sparks commenced and my face caught on fire. My daddy ran off of the porch and put it out with a rake."

lcarus
03-22-2011, 10:01 AM
He looks like a raisin.

His balls probably look like raisins too.

loochy
03-22-2011, 10:19 AM
His balls probably look like raisins too.

Probably not.

That goes away once usage is stopped. It can be prevented in the first place with the use of HCG.

Demonpenz
03-22-2011, 10:32 AM
I was surprised to find out norv turner is 27

The Mad Crapper
03-22-2011, 10:33 AM
Was it the clear, or the gel?

loochy
03-22-2011, 10:36 AM
I was surprised to find out norv turner is 27

Greg Popovich is actually 18.

http://thehoopdoctors.com/online/wp-content/uploads/popovichjoke.jpg

lcarus
03-22-2011, 11:11 AM
Popovich looks like he could be a new Batman villain: Whole-Face

Frazod
03-22-2011, 11:22 AM
This.

He has had terrible terrible skin forever...even before the juice days. Add that to his redhead complexion, age, and deflating body and you get some nasty looking skin.


On a related note, I just saw this and it made me smile. These two were such badasses back in the day...

http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc33/WaxHeaven/crmcgwire2.jpg

I'll bet if they were standing next to each other with bats in their hands today the result might be a bit bloody.

Detoxing
03-22-2011, 11:34 AM
no kidding. looks like he's had a reverse negroplasty.


http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mOrf62FHsHI/SvX2n4ZosWI/AAAAAAAAAJQ/JLmaOeSh1eo/s400/110709%2BSammy%2BSosa%2Bsplit.jpg

That is really gross to look at.

Spicy McHaggis
03-22-2011, 11:42 AM
Jebus, did someone open the Ark of the Covenant?