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gblowfish
03-22-2011, 06:39 PM
Jesus!

That's the way the girls are in Texas....

http://tinyurl.com/4b9kxez

OLD TOWN SPRING, Texas - Women in the Houston area are feeling a spiritual connection to Jesus…through pole dancing.

The class is held once a month and is called Pole Fitness for Jesus.

The Best Shape of your Life studio in Old Town Spring, Texas sets the class to Christian music on the second Sunday of every month.

“I do feel a spiritual connection whenever you have the music on," pole-dancing student Tiffany Booth says. "And it’s singing about lifting you up and being close to God. You do feel that.”

Instructor Crystal Dean says people shouldn’t pass judgment on this class, saying “that doesn’t make you a good Christian when you judge other people.”

The first 11 women who bring in their church program to the monthly class can attend for free.

Dean doesn't charge because says she doesn’t want to make a profit on God.

Rain Man
03-22-2011, 06:39 PM
Do they nail them to the pole?

Fire Me Boy!
03-22-2011, 06:43 PM
Do they nail them to the pole?

:eek:

bevischief
03-22-2011, 06:43 PM
Do they nail them to the pole?

ROFL

blaise
03-22-2011, 06:44 PM
It's Texas, are they sure they're not pole dancing for a Mexican dude?

Crush
03-22-2011, 06:57 PM
Do they nail them to the pole?

http://i56.tinypic.com/jqltsw.jpg

Bwana
03-22-2011, 07:11 PM
Hmmm? From the looks of those robust gals, it's a darn good thing they're dancing for Jesus, because if they were trying to make a living at a club, they would go broke.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pole_dancing2.jpg (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/funny_pictures/356105/Holy+Shit/)

Chief Chief
03-22-2011, 07:18 PM
Well...isn't that special?

salame
03-22-2011, 07:19 PM
Hmmm? From the looks of those robust gals, it's a darn good thing they're dancing for Jesus, because if they were trying to make a living at a club, they would go broke.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pole_dancing2.jpg (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/funny_pictures/356105/Holy+Shit/)

lmao

Bwana
03-22-2011, 07:24 PM
Well...isn't that special?

Oh yeah!


http://thestevieboy.tripod.com/churchlady.gif

Just Passin' By
03-22-2011, 07:59 PM
...Instructor Crystal Dean says people shouldn’t pass judgment on this class, saying “that doesn’t make you a good Christian when you judge other people.”...

http://lizarddude.kontek.net/WackyForum/FacepalmJesus.jpg

WV
03-22-2011, 10:26 PM
It's Texas, are they sure they're not pole dancing for a Mexican dude?

:LOL:

warrior
03-22-2011, 10:29 PM
Gotta love the title.

Count Alex's Losses
03-22-2011, 10:39 PM
This is 10 minutes away from me...

munkey
03-22-2011, 10:48 PM
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luv
03-22-2011, 11:23 PM
Hmmm? From the looks of those robust gals, it's a darn good thing they're dancing for Jesus, because if they were trying to make a living at a club, they would go broke.

http://static.funnyjunk.com/pictures/pole_dancing2.jpg (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/funny_pictures/356105/Holy+Shit/)

Pole dancing and lap dancing are really good exercise. You laugh at them now, but I bet they look a whole lot better this time next year.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 07:43 AM
Pole dancing and lap dancing are really good exercise. You laugh at them now, but I bet they look a whole lot better this time next year.

Ok. I'll have to take your work for that one. Works for me... :thumb:

Rain Man
03-23-2011, 10:57 AM
Pole dancing and lap dancing are really good exercise. You laugh at them now, but I bet they look a whole lot better this time next year.


It gets my heart rate up just to see it.