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DaFace
03-23-2011, 04:48 PM
Like many of you, we had trouble figuring out just one from the list of possibilities to come onboard as a new mod. So, we picked three.

Bearcat, while outside of the Top 5 technically, is being added on as an admin. He can make of it what he wants, but he's got a nice tech background that should help out from time to time.

Bwana and Mr. Flopnuts were the clear favorites among members, so they're both being added on as super moderators. Really, all that means is that they're not allowed to break the database. Everything else you typically think of mods doing, they can do.

In some ways, it seems like that's a lot of mods. However, looking back at it historically, we've had this many before. Plus, we're all here at varying times of the day and that type of thing. I think it'll work out great.

So...there ya go. Congrats!

Rams Fan
03-23-2011, 04:49 PM
Congrats!

Edit: Dammit.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 04:50 PM
Cool, I'm going to send a bunch of whiny PMs to them all right away.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 04:50 PM
hmm, okay.

seclark
03-23-2011, 04:51 PM
grats
thanks for your time...bot the new ones and the old.
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Zebedee DuBois
03-23-2011, 04:53 PM
I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 04:54 PM
Congrats!

Now I'm gonna send a bunch of PMs for no reason!11!1!

You didn't add the last part until after Bug's post. You copycat.

Pull out the negstick, bug.

salame
03-23-2011, 04:54 PM
no Fax?

Jewish Rabbi
03-23-2011, 04:56 PM
You didn't add the last part until after Bug's post. You copycat.

Pull out the negstick, bug.

Yep... That's worse than reposting, making someone else look like they replayed.

chefsos
03-23-2011, 04:56 PM
no Fax?(withdrew)

chefsos
03-23-2011, 04:57 PM
This place has gone to hell since those guys took over.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 04:57 PM
Edit: Dammit.

LMAO

|Zach|
03-23-2011, 04:58 PM
Really would have liked Reaper as well but this is an awesome group of guys. Every last one. Congrats.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 04:59 PM
You didn't add the last part until after Bug's post. You copycat.

Pull out the negstick, bug.
That's ok, everyone can send them whiny PMs!

patteeu
03-23-2011, 04:59 PM
They all seem like good choices. I'm going to keep them on a tight leash though, for a while. :)

Rams Fan
03-23-2011, 04:59 PM
LMAO

I originally added PMs about rep, deleted that, added the PM and then you caught me.

And Mr. Flopnuts scares me. He's a Seahawk fan after the Chiefs.

Rain Man
03-23-2011, 04:59 PM
We're finally going to get some law and order around here. Or hopefully not.

mlyonsd
03-23-2011, 04:59 PM
Just so you newbie mods know, my attorney has successfully overturned every ban sent my way so don't waste your time.

Gonzo
03-23-2011, 05:00 PM
Can't think of a better selection, really.
Thanks for going the extra mile guys!

Bwana, you owe me some .300 mag brass for dropping out.
Bearcat, you owe me 24 hour tech support.
Floppy... anal.
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Earthling
03-23-2011, 05:01 PM
This place has gone to hell since those guys took over.

ROFL

Donger
03-23-2011, 05:01 PM
We so excited.

Okie_Apparition
03-23-2011, 05:01 PM
Tags & tatas forever!

J Diddy
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
Awesome.

Congrats.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
Crap, I just realized that these guys are going to be able to see who did and didn't vote for them. I'm thinking there's going to be bloodshed tonight.

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
Floppy... anal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Pitching or catching?


Wait...don't wanna know

:p

J Diddy
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
Crap, I just realized that these guys are going to be able to see who did and didn't vote for them. I'm thinking there's going to be bloodshed tonight.


Lol, a popularity contest decided the mods?

This should be entertaining?

salame
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
(withdrew)

STATEMENT REDACTED
REDACTED
MOTHERFUCKERS

Earthling
03-23-2011, 05:02 PM
Grats to you three! Good choices!

mikeyis4dcats.
03-23-2011, 05:03 PM
great! now I'm gonna get raped by a 400lb mexican.

patteeu
03-23-2011, 05:03 PM
Now I know why Frazod high-tailed it out of here.

Donger
03-23-2011, 05:04 PM
great! now I'm gonna get raped by a 400lb mexican.

I think that you get to decide whether it's female or male, however.

|Zach|
03-23-2011, 05:04 PM
Now I know why Frazod high-tailed it out of here.

LMAO

Rams Fan
03-23-2011, 05:06 PM
We so excited.

No, it's we we so excited.

seclark
03-23-2011, 05:06 PM
so, all expense paid trip to mod school?
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Dartgod
03-23-2011, 05:06 PM
What the FUCK???

I finished in 3rd place and get bupkiss?

Fuck this place, I'm leaving forever....

Bearcat
03-23-2011, 05:06 PM
Can't think of a better selection, really.
Thanks for going the extra mile guys!

Bwana, you owe me some .300 mag brass for dropping out.
Bearcat, you owe me 24 hour tech support.
Floppy... anal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Twenty-four hou-- oh damn, got off easy on that one!

Donger
03-23-2011, 05:07 PM
No, it's we we so excited.

I can't be that bad.

Gonzo
03-23-2011, 05:07 PM
No, it's we we so excited.
Tomorrow is thursday then comes friday then saturday, fun fun.
We we so excited.
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J Diddy
03-23-2011, 05:08 PM
What the ****???

I finished in 3rd place and get bupkiss?

**** this place, I'm leaving forever....

Sir you've been a member for a long time. To make it official we're gonna need you to start a thread with at least 1500 posts on this topic.

Gonzo
03-23-2011, 05:09 PM
Twenty-four hou-- oh damn, got off easy on that one!

Tech support is a euphemism for male-on-bearcat seks. (Fyi)
Enjoy your new job.
Posted via Mobile Device

Jewish Rabbi
03-23-2011, 05:09 PM
What the FUCK???

I finished in 3rd place and get bupkiss?

Fuck this place, I'm leaving forever....

Ask Bearcat to ban DaFace! That'll show him!

seclark
03-23-2011, 05:10 PM
honestly, a couple days, and i'll forget who the mods are again.
which is good.
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Rams Fan
03-23-2011, 05:10 PM
Tomorrow is thursday then comes friday then saturday, fun fun.
We we so excited.
Posted via Mobile Device

Tomorrow is Thursday
Then comes Friday
Then Saturday
And Sunday comes after words
I don't want this party to end

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 05:11 PM
BUGEATER WAS RIPPED OFF

KCUnited
03-23-2011, 05:12 PM
great! now I'm gonna get raped by a 400lb mexican.

I think Buck was edged out cuz he's a Chargers fan.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 05:12 PM
and would one of you new mods please mod me for one day? just one? I'll show you some sexy pics of my cousin nearly nude if you let me in the mod lounge just once.

JASONSAUTO
03-23-2011, 05:13 PM
Congrats fellas.

Whiny pm's sent to all.
Posted via Mobile Device

TIED5573
03-23-2011, 05:13 PM
Ok, let's see some birth certificates....

|Zach|
03-23-2011, 05:14 PM
and would one of you new mods please mod me for one day? just one? I'll show you some sexy pics of my cousin nearly nude if you let me in the mod lounge just once.

Do it.

Bearcat
03-23-2011, 05:14 PM
Tech support is a euphemism for male-on-bearcat seks. (Fyi)
Enjoy your new job.
Posted via Mobile Device

Didn't you see my thread about the motherboard? I don't think you want me plugging in my hardware, it's supposed to rain this weekend.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:15 PM
Happy to be here. Happy to serve. I'm pretty much just here to clear out graphic porn pics, spam, and the like. Trolls? Well, I'd rather fuck with them than ban them, so we'll take that one step at a time. :D

And maybe, just maybe, when the rest of the mods are out of town, someone may flip the switch on tags. Oops. No admin privs. Sorry. :fire:

Rain Man
03-23-2011, 05:16 PM
and would one of you new mods please mod me for one day? just one? I'll show you some sexy pics of my cousin nearly nude if you let me in the mod lounge just once.

You'll need to specify the gender of your cousin if you want results out of this.

Rain Man
03-23-2011, 05:16 PM
Happy to be here. Happy to serve. I'm pretty much just here to clear out graphic porn pics, spam, and the like. Trolls? Well, I'd rather **** with them than ban them, so we'll take that one step at a time. :D

And maybe, just maybe, when the rest of the mods are out of town, someone may flip the switch on tags. Oops. No admin privs. Sorry. :fire:


But not the lesbian porn, right?

Jewish Rabbi
03-23-2011, 05:17 PM
Happy to be here. Happy to serve. I'm pretty much just here to clear out graphic porn pics, spam, and the like. Trolls? Well, I'd rather fuck with them than ban them, so we'll take that one step at a time. :D

And maybe, just maybe, when the rest of the mods are out of town, someone may flip the switch on tags. Oops. No admin privs. Sorry. :fire:

Can we rescind his privileges?

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:17 PM
But not the lesbian porn, right?

Maybe we can get one of the admins to add a filter to that much like the language filter. Spoiler?

Dartgod
03-23-2011, 05:17 PM
Seriously now, congrats to the winners.

I honestly thought I had no chance in this thing and to finish 3rd in voting was a total shock.

Thanks to all who showed me the respect to put a checkmark next to my name. :thumb:

Rain Man
03-23-2011, 05:18 PM
What the ****???

I finished in 3rd place and get bupkiss?

**** this place, I'm leaving forever....


You get the best gift of all. An excuse for righteous indignation.

ReynardMuldrake
03-23-2011, 05:18 PM
Great choices. Congrats all around!

BigRedChief
03-23-2011, 05:18 PM
Happy to be here. Happy to serve. I'm pretty much just here to clear out graphic porn pics, spam, and the like. Trolls? Well, I'd rather **** with them than ban them, so we'll take that one step at a time. :D

And maybe, just maybe, when the rest of the mods are out of town, someone may flip the switch on tags. Oops. No admin privs. Sorry. :fire:With this raise, are you ready to buy the Griffey Jr. stuff?

Buck
03-23-2011, 05:19 PM
Well it's been nice knowing you three.

You guys are going to turn into a bunch of dicks.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:19 PM
With this raise, are you ready to buy the Griffey Jr. stuff?

Good news. I am working, and should be ready here in the next couple of months. I have some debt to repay, but afterwards, it's at the top of my list. I'm pretty excited about it, and hope you still have it.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 05:19 PM
Well it's been nice knowing you three.

You guys are going to turn into a bunch of dicks.
I already hate all of them.

|Zach|
03-23-2011, 05:19 PM
Well it's been nice knowing you three.

You guys are going to turn into a bunch of dicks.

Oh you.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:20 PM
Well it's been nice knowing you three.

You guys are going to turn into a bunch of dicks.

Can I ban him?

Buck
03-23-2011, 05:21 PM
Its true.

I already hate all the mods on here. 100% of them, because they are mods.

It's just a matter of time.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 05:21 PM
Now the random thought thread seems shady. Started by the government? Yeah, no thanks. I'm not trying to have my every move recorded.

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 05:21 PM
Can I ban him?

Do it. I dare you, punk.

Otter
03-23-2011, 05:21 PM
I voted "they all suck" but it was just my being the shit thrower that I am.

My old man used to tell me "watch what you wish for" Bwana. This place might become more work than a place to shoot the shit and you're the last person I want to see say "**** this".

That goes to everyone I just happen to know 'ol Bwana better.

Buck
03-23-2011, 05:23 PM
Percent of non-mods who have wiped their ass with my hat: 0%
Percent of mods who have wiped their ass with my hat: 15%

the Talking Can
03-23-2011, 05:23 PM
welcome to our new aids loving pedophiles....

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:23 PM
Percent of non-mods who have wiped their ass with my hat: 0%
Percent of mods who have wiped their ass with my hat: 15%

Had I been able to predict the future, your ass would have been covered in my Charger dingleberries.

Ebolapox
03-23-2011, 05:24 PM
Can I ban him?

you gonna get pissed at me if I red card him four times? :evil:

chiefforlife
03-23-2011, 05:24 PM
Congrats guys!

DaFace, you slacker...

chefsos
03-23-2011, 05:24 PM
As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it is my privilege to extend to you a laurel, and hearty handshake...

Bwana
03-23-2011, 05:25 PM
Can't think of a better selection, really.
Thanks for going the extra mile guys!

Bwana, you owe me some .300 mag brass for dropping out.
Bearcat, you owe me 24 hour tech support.
Floppy... anal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Would you settle for a cold beer and a shot of Old Crow?

DaFace
03-23-2011, 05:25 PM
Congrats guys!

DaFace, you slacker...

That's kind of the point. :)
Posted via Mobile Device

vailpass
03-23-2011, 05:25 PM
Outstanding choices! My condolences to all three of you.

SNR
03-23-2011, 05:26 PM
Dartgod got robbed

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:28 PM
you gonna get pissed at me if I red card him four times? :evil:

LMAO

digger
03-23-2011, 05:28 PM
Congrats!

Fritz88
03-23-2011, 05:31 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2pjBSXMVyFc" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kyle DeLexus
03-23-2011, 05:31 PM
Can I get billions of dollars in casino cash as start up cash to finance my CP businesses and to rig elections?

Gadzooks
03-23-2011, 05:33 PM
The Bwana pick scares me. He throws around the 'ole neg rep stick at will. Kinda reminds me of Skip Towne.

At least Floppy will tell you you're being douchey before he starts bombing.

seclark
03-23-2011, 05:37 PM
The Bwana pick scares me. He throws around the 'ole neg rep stick at will. Kinda reminds me of Skip Towne.

At least Floppy will tell you you're being douchey before he starts bombing.

wtf??? i call bullshit.
shirley, you're not serious.
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Saulbadguy
03-23-2011, 05:37 PM
Don't edit my posts when i'm making fun of someone like that dumbass morphius does, please. If you do, please give me a heads up so I can change it back.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 05:37 PM
I voted "they all suck" but it was just my being the shit thrower that I am.

My old man used to tell me "watch what you wish for" Bwana. This place might become more work than a place to shoot the shit and you're the last person I want to see say "**** this".

That goes to everyone I just happen to know 'ol Bwana better.

Not a problem Joe. You know me as well as anyone one here and I don't think you will see any change at all. I'm still the same old fun loving SMARTASS and there is no way I will let this get to me. Now fetch me a beer! ;)

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 05:39 PM
Not a problem Joe. You know me as well as anyone one here and I don't think you will see any change at all. I'm still the same old fun loving SMARTASS and there is no way I will let this get to me. Now fetch me a beer! ;)

Couldn't have said it better myself. Expect more of the same, right? :fire:

Otter
03-23-2011, 05:39 PM
Not a problem Joe. You know me as well as anyone one here and I don't think you will see any change at all. I'm still the same old fun loving SMARTASS and there is no way I will let this get to me. Now fetch me a beer! ;)

You'll get Old Crow and a helping of Jew Jitsu and like it son. :evil:

Gadzooks
03-23-2011, 05:39 PM
wtf??? i call bullshit.
shirley, you're not serious.
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I am serious and my name's not Shirley.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 05:40 PM
The Bwana pick scares me. He throws around the 'ole neg rep stick at will. Kinda reminds me of Skip Towne.

At least Floppy will tell you you're being douchey before he starts bombing.

You are being douchey. :D

seclark
03-23-2011, 05:41 PM
I am serious and my name's not Shirley.

i'm sure he surely had a reason, shirley.
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Gonzo
03-23-2011, 05:41 PM
Would you settle for a cold beer and a shot of Old Crow?
LMAO
Are we negotiating?

I'll go with some of those new .30 cal nossler partition bullets and a glass of Chivas 17 year.
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Bwana
03-23-2011, 05:42 PM
You'll get Old Crow and a helping of Jew Jitsu and like it son. :evil:

Dude, I thought we were friends! LMAO

Gadzooks
03-23-2011, 05:42 PM
You are being douchey. :D
LMAO

Bwana
03-23-2011, 05:44 PM
LMAO
Are we negotiating?

I'll go with some of those new .30 cal nossler partition bullets and a glass of Chivas 17 year.
Posted via Mobile Device

Jesus, why not two 5k hookers and 2 oz of blow? :hmmm: How about you get your tail up her and we go swing some fly line and drink some beer?

luv
03-23-2011, 05:46 PM
Congrats.

Pestilence
03-23-2011, 05:46 PM
Jesus, why not two 5k hookers and 2 oz of blow? :hmmm: How about you get your tail up her and we go swing some fly line and drink some beer?

He would.....but Lumpy said no.

crazycoffey
03-23-2011, 05:46 PM
Maybe we can get one of the admins to add a filter to that much like the language filter. Spoiler?


sooo, you are going to payoff a shit load of casino cash to the people that put you in power, right?????

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-23-2011, 05:46 PM
Let's pass out the new ban hammers

Bwana's ban hammer...

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/sniper18.jpg

BigRedChief
03-23-2011, 05:47 PM
Good news. I am working, and should be ready here in the next couple of months. I have some debt to repay, but afterwards, it's at the top of my list. I'm pretty excited about it, and hope you still have it.yeah, its mounted on the wall and we are selling the house so if we pull it off now, there will be holes in the wall. But, i'll make you a good deal for all the stuff. I'd like to see it go to someone who would appreciate the stuff.

Reaper16
03-23-2011, 05:50 PM
Excellent choices. I certainly voted for all three of them. This is a good day.

mlyonsd
03-23-2011, 05:54 PM
Maybe this news will bring Dane back.

Just Passin' By
03-23-2011, 05:54 PM
So, I guess I have to shelve my "Fuck off Flopnuts, for no apparent reason!" rant for a while. Sort of throws off my week.

SPchief
03-23-2011, 05:55 PM
Is GoChiefs banned yet?

bevischief
03-23-2011, 05:55 PM
Can't think of a better selection, really.
Thanks for going the extra mile guys!

Bwana, you owe me some .300 mag brass for dropping out.
Bearcat, you owe me 24 hour tech support.
Floppy... anal.
Posted via Mobile Device

Floppy... anal.
ROFL

dirk digler
03-23-2011, 05:57 PM
Congrats to the winners

luv
03-23-2011, 05:57 PM
So, what is the complete list of admins/mods now?

bevischief
03-23-2011, 05:57 PM
Crap, I just realized that these guys are going to be able to see who did and didn't vote for them. I'm thinking there's going to be bloodshed tonight.

Good thing you didn't win they would be no posters after about a week...LMAO

bevischief
03-23-2011, 05:58 PM
Pitching or catching?


Wait...don't wanna know

:p

Too much info...LMAO

bevischief
03-23-2011, 05:59 PM
Tech support is a euphemism for male-on-bearcat seks. (Fyi)
Enjoy your new job.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:00 PM
Ok, let's see some birth certificates....

I see what you did...LMAO

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:02 PM
Can I ban him?

:thumb: and burn his hat...LMAO

FAX
03-23-2011, 06:02 PM
My weewee so excited.

FAX

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:04 PM
LMAO
Are we negotiating?

I'll go with some of those new .30 cal nossler partition bullets and a glass of Chivas 17 year.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

DaFace
03-23-2011, 06:05 PM
So, what is the complete list of admins/mods now?

Admins:
AustinChief
Bob Dole
morphius
DaFace
Phobia
Bearcat

Super Mods:
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman
Mr. Flopnuts
Bwana

Of course, I'd guess that if you added up all of the admins in terms of how much time we really want to spend doing "mod" stuff, it's probably really the equivalent of two. And of course, Jazz and KCW are only there as a technicality. So we've probably got the equivalent of 4 mods by my bizarro-world logic.

Jewish Rabbi
03-23-2011, 06:05 PM
Someone's not bitter about not making the cut.

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:06 PM
Admins:
AustinChief
Bob Dole
morphius
DaFace
Phobia
Bearcat

Super Mods:
JazzzLovr
KCWolfman
Mr. Flopnuts
Bwana

Of course, I'd guess that if you added up all of the admins in terms of how much time we really want to spend doing "mod" stuff, it's probably really the equivalent of two. And of course, Jazz and KCW are only there as a technicality. So we've probably got the equivalent of 4 mods by my bizarro-world logic.

What is the difference between super mods and admins?

FAX
03-23-2011, 06:06 PM
I would just like to mention that (withdrew) received 8 votes. 8 votes, my friends.

That's 8 more votes than Bruce Springsteen received during the entire first round.

FAX

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:07 PM
Congrats on the new mods I voted for all 3.

kstater
03-23-2011, 06:07 PM
What is the difference between super mods and admins?

Supermods only have one button.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 06:08 PM
I would just like to mention that (withdrew) received 8 votes. 8 votes, my friends.

That's 8 more votes than Bruce Springsteen received during the entire first round.

FAX

LMAO

Rep

pr_capone
03-23-2011, 06:08 PM
All 3 of u can fuck off. Hope you all get molested by a 500lb Greek.

DaFace
03-23-2011, 06:09 PM
What is the difference between super mods and admins?

Not much, really. Mods can delete posts/threads, edit stuff, ban people, and things like that. Admins can actually change the site's settings, which is quite a bit more technical.

EDIT: Just to clarify, mods can do just about anything to a user account, so mod abuse is certainly possible (if not encouraged) there.

mlyonsd
03-23-2011, 06:10 PM
And of course, Jazz and KCW are only there as a technicality.

What does that mean? Just curious even though I've been here from day 1.

DaFace
03-23-2011, 06:12 PM
What does that mean? Just curious even though I've been here from day 1.

They have the privs, but aren't really around much anymore.

Dartgod
03-23-2011, 06:12 PM
They have the privs, but aren't really around much anymore.
Hell, give me and Bug their spots then.

Gonzo
03-23-2011, 06:13 PM
Jesus, why not two 5k hookers and 2 oz of blow? :hmmm:
LMAO
DEAL!
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BigRedChief
03-23-2011, 06:15 PM
They have the privs, but aren't really around much anymore.Use it or lose it?:hmmm:

bevischief
03-23-2011, 06:15 PM
Not much, really. Mods can delete posts/threads, edit stuff, ban people, and things like that. Admins can actually change the site's settings, which is quite a bit more technical.

EDIT: Just to clarify, mods can do just about anything to a user account, so mod abuse is certainly possible (if not encouraged) there.

Figure it was the right time to ask since so many new adds to the mod group and give everyone aheads up on what new powers the new mods have.

DaFace
03-23-2011, 06:16 PM
Hell, give me and Bug their spots then.

Eh, if they were around, we probably wouldn't have added three in the first place. That said, the poll certainly gave us a good prospect list should any of the current guys decide they hate it.

kstater
03-23-2011, 06:17 PM
Use it or lose it?:hmmm:

Getting rid of those two might just send Frazod over the edge.

mlyonsd
03-23-2011, 06:17 PM
They have the privs, but aren't really around much anymore.Thx. They both rock. I wonder what they would think of the Dane thread.

Donger
03-23-2011, 06:18 PM
I take it these very public mods will not get in "the way" of the secret mods, right?

Bearcat
03-23-2011, 06:19 PM
Not much, really. Mods can delete posts/threads, edit stuff, ban people, and things like that. Admins can actually change the site's settings, which is quite a bit more technical.

EDIT: Just to clarify, mods can do just about anything to a user account, so mod abuse is certainly possible (if not encouraged) there.

I thought about deleting KurtCobain's post that outed me as a mod... need to work on pulling the trigger. :)

Bwana
03-23-2011, 06:20 PM
I take it these very public mods will not get in "the way" of the secret mods, right?

No we won't.

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Just Passin' By
03-23-2011, 06:21 PM
Getting rid of those two might just send Frazod over the edge.

So there's no down side, then?

Donger
03-23-2011, 06:21 PM
No we won't.

http://www.reelmovienews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/x-files.gif

Thanks.

milkman
03-23-2011, 06:22 PM
Good thing you didn't win they would be no posters after about a week...LMAO

Le me give you the cliff notes version.

A bunch of swinging dicks and one bleeding vagina.


I have just a couple of observations.

I had no idea that voting would be closed so soon, and this was actually one poll that I was going ot vote in.



And, more importantly, if I had forseen this, I woulda' made an effort to pay that damn child support.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 06:22 PM
Thanks.


:thumb:

DaFace
03-23-2011, 06:23 PM
Le me give you the cliff notes version.

A bunch of swinging dicks and one bleeding vagina.


I have just a couple of observations.

I had no idea that voting would be closed so soon, and this was actually one poll that I was going ot vote in.



And, more importantly, if I had forseen this, I woulda' made an effort to pay that damn child support.

Eh, the spread between the top 6 and everyone else was significant enough that there wasn't a huge point in leaving it open any longer. I guess we could technically have a Florida 2004 or something, but I doubt it.

chefsos
03-23-2011, 06:24 PM
I thought about deleting KurtCobain's post that outed me as a mod... need to work on pulling the trigger. :)You would've had to delete the red letters in your name, too. I saw that before reading Cobain's post. Then you would've had to delete me, and...

Where does it all end?!?!!

milkman
03-23-2011, 06:27 PM
Eh, the spread between the top 6 and everyone else was significant enough that there wasn't a huge point in leaving it open any longer. I guess we could technically have a Florida 2004 or something, but I doubt it.

It doesn't really matter.

All three are great selections, except for Floppy and that damn child support thing.

SPchief
03-23-2011, 06:30 PM
It doesn't really matter.

All three are great selections, except for Floppy and that damn child support thing.

How pissed are you gonna be when he bans you?

LiveSteam
03-23-2011, 06:33 PM
Congrats on your new promotions.

Donger
03-23-2011, 06:36 PM
Eh, the spread between the top 6 and everyone else was significant enough that there wasn't a huge point in leaving it open any longer. I guess we could technically have a Florida 2004 or something, but I doubt it.

Hanging Flopnuts?

That sounds distasteful.

LiveSteam
03-23-2011, 06:37 PM
Billay had 3 votes & came in last place. He should win something for that.

Donger
03-23-2011, 06:38 PM
Billay had 3 votes & came in last place. He should win something for that.

Scorn? Contempt? Slight regard?

seclark
03-23-2011, 06:39 PM
Scorn? Contempt? Slight regard?

already has those.
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milkman
03-23-2011, 06:39 PM
How pissed are you gonna be when he bans you?

This is another of those (many) times when I tell myself, I shoulda' had his mother swallow.

chefsos
03-23-2011, 06:46 PM
Can one mod ban another mod (even temporarily)? Because that would be, you know, epic.

Buck
03-23-2011, 06:47 PM
Can one mod ban another mod (even temporarily)? Because that would be, you know, epic.

Can you divide by zero?

SDChiefs
03-23-2011, 06:50 PM
Congrats!

keg in kc
03-23-2011, 06:52 PM
Ho boy, this is kind of a 'congratulations on the prostate exam you're about to have!' thing.

chefsos
03-23-2011, 06:53 PM
Can you divide by zero?These are the things that boggle the mind.

booger
03-23-2011, 06:55 PM
Hanging Flopnuts?

That sounds distasteful.

could be worse......like a dangling participle or something of that nature

mlyonsd
03-23-2011, 06:55 PM
Can you divide by zero?Anyone that's an old time Chief fan can divide by zero DA.

Otter
03-23-2011, 07:01 PM
What is the difference between super mods and admins?

Super Mods get capes.

Jenson71
03-23-2011, 07:01 PM
If a bus with infinity people pulled up to a hotel with infinity rooms, things would be fine, and the rooms would just be filling up forever, but never reaching full capacity. But if another bus with infinity people pulled up behind the first bus, and that infinity also started filling up the hotel, then we would have to agree that some infinities are bigger than other infinities. And how could we do that?

Otter
03-23-2011, 07:06 PM
If a bus with infinity people pulled up to a hotel with infinity rooms, things would be fine, and the rooms would just be filling up forever, but never reaching full capacity. But if another bus with infinity people pulled up behind the first bus, and that infinity also started filling up the hotel, then we would have to agree that some infinities are bigger than other infinities. And how could we do that?

Where does your line of reality and utopia meet? You confuse me.

JOhn
03-23-2011, 07:12 PM
If a bus with infinity people pulled up to a hotel with infinity rooms, things would be fine, and the rooms would just be filling up forever, but never reaching full capacity. But if another bus with infinity people pulled up behind the first bus, and that infinity also started filling up the hotel, then we would have to agree that some infinities are bigger than other infinities. And how could we do that?

OH great asshole, now I got to worry about a tour bus with infinity people on it tonight at work:banghead:

gblowfish
03-23-2011, 07:16 PM
HBD you boneheads!

Otter
03-23-2011, 07:24 PM
OH great asshole, now I got to worry about a tour bus with infinity people on it tonight at work:banghead:

Jenson can't figure out why some dude dressed up like a woman got his ass beat in a town where I would be afraid to have my care break down in but 2 seconds later he'll explain quantum physics.

He's an enigma who has a whole lot of smart thoughts but is just so dissociated with what it's like to be in the world everyday. He blows my mind. And if he was some random dumbass it wouldn't matter but he's smart and retarded in this weird functional fashion that just blows me away.

JOhn
03-23-2011, 07:30 PM
Jenson can't figure out why some dude dressed up like a woman got his ass beat in a town where I would be afraid to have my care break down in but 2 seconds later he'll explain quantum physics.

He's an enigma who has a whole lot of smart thoughts but is just so dissociated with what it's like to be in the world everyday. He blows my mind. And if he was some random dumbass it wouldn't matter but he's smart and retarded in this weird functional fashion that just blows me away.

:LOL:

Funny thing is, I ca relate to that, in a weird dysfunctional way :doh!:

teedubya
03-23-2011, 07:36 PM
Congrats, fellows.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-23-2011, 07:38 PM
LMAO this thread delivered just in Flopnuts jokes. Hanging Flopnuts.........ROFL

J Diddy
03-23-2011, 07:45 PM
Scorn? Contempt? Slight regard?



Mr. Irrelavant name change

KS Smitty
03-23-2011, 07:51 PM
LMAO this thread delivered just in Flopnuts jokes. Hanging Flopnuts.........ROFL

Sounds like Voter Flopnuts to me.

Jenson71
03-23-2011, 08:01 PM
Jenson can't figure out why some dude dressed up like a woman got his ass beat in a town where I would be afraid to have my care break down in but 2 seconds later he'll explain quantum physics.

He's an enigma who has a whole lot of smart thoughts but is just so dissociated with what it's like to be in the world everyday. He blows my mind. And if he was some random dumbass it wouldn't matter but he's smart and retarded in this weird functional fashion that just blows me away.

I actually drove through rural Arkansas last week. Turns out, it's not a war-torn country filled with looting scavengers who eat children. It's pretty normal: green grass, Christians, populated with people who should know the evil of killing another human being.

So it turns out I was right, as usual. There's no reason you should be afraid to have your car break down there. Most rural Arkansasians would be more than happy to help you.

In the real world, people don't say "Got his ass beat" when referring to someone who was shot in the head and dragged behind a car.

Otter
03-23-2011, 08:25 PM
I actually drove through rural Arkansas last week. Turns out, it's not a war-torn country filled with looting scavengers who eat children. It's pretty normal: green grass, Christians, populated with people who should know the evil of killing another human being.

So it turns out I was right, as usual. There's no reason you should be afraid to have your car break down there. Most rural Arkansasians would be more than happy to help you.

In the real world, people don't say "Got his ass beat" when referring to someone who was shot in the head and dragged behind a car.

There you go again, sticking words in my mouth. Don't do that please and thats not a threat, warning or anything else you want to try to turn it into.

You like to twist words in your favor.

How would you like me to word a someone getting drug by a truck and shot? You tell me a I'll put a cherry on top of that whip cream just for you so it fits your preferred vocabulary.

You're not even trying to talk to me on this just at me.

luv
03-23-2011, 08:36 PM
Okie dokie, I just wanted to wish all a more extensive congrats, as I posted the last couple of times while I was at school. I read where someone referred to me as a bleeding vagina (which I took as a bad thing, not sure how it was intended). I couldn't be happier just to have done as well as I did. I'm not great at popularity contests, so some of you must think I have some good traits anyway. Thanks to those who voted for me.

I think the three selected will do a great job.

Otter
03-23-2011, 08:41 PM
I have to take off for a bit but will be back in an hour or so. After you wrote that stuff about Dick Winters when he passed I guess it why I kinda of care about your thoughts on the matter.

Just because I don't talk like I'm sitting in a conference room doesn't mean I don't care. And please stop putting words in my mouth.

milkman
03-23-2011, 08:43 PM
Okie dokie, I just wanted to wish all a more extensive congrats, as I posted the last couple of times while I was at school. I read where someone referred to me as a bleeding vagina (which I took as a bad thing, not sure how it was intended). I couldn't be happier just to have done as well as I did. I'm not great at popularity contests, so some of you must think I have some good traits anyway. Thanks to those who voted for me.

I think the three selected will do a great job.

I'm assuming the bleeding vagina comment you're referring to is mine, and that was not directed at you.

And the entire post was never mean't to be taken seriously in any case.

luv
03-23-2011, 08:46 PM
I'm assuming the bleeding vagina comment you're referring to is mine, and that was not directed at you.

And the entire post was never mean't to be taken seriously in any case.

Well, when you say all swinging dicks and one bleeding vagina, which one am I supposed to assume I am. :p

Didn't think you meant anything by it, even if you had been referring to me. I just felt like only saying "congrats" seemed kind of short.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 08:47 PM
I'm assuming the bleeding vagina comment you're referring to is mine, and that was not directed at you.

And the entire post was never mean't to be taken seriously in any case.
Goddamnit, there is no apostrophe in "meant".

luv
03-23-2011, 08:50 PM
Goddamnit, there is no apostrophe in "meant".

You know, you've become pretty anal about grammar since returning to school.

:p

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 08:51 PM
You know, you've become pretty anal about grammar since returning to school.

:p
All the studying makes me grouchy.

stevieray
03-23-2011, 08:52 PM
I'm supermod.

well, sometimes.

Frazod
03-23-2011, 08:53 PM
All the studying makes me grouchy.

I thought it was just old age. :D

luv
03-23-2011, 08:56 PM
All the studying makes me grouchy.

I'm going to start calling you Apostrophe King.

Short Leash Hootie
03-23-2011, 09:01 PM
looks like DaFace knew I was right :)

Bearcat was the clear best option (despite the votes)...he's a DaFace clone.

Reaper16
03-23-2011, 09:02 PM
There you go again, sticking words in my mouth. Don't do that please and thats not a threat, warning or anything else you want to try to turn it into.

You like to twist words in your favor.

How would you like me to word a someone getting drug by a truck and shot? You tell me a I'll put a cherry on top of that whip cream just for you so it fits your preferred vocabulary.

You're not even trying to talk to me on this just at me.
He's very perceptive of the terrible rhetoric that you used in that post. He didn't twist your words in that instance. Your words are saying terrible, terrible, things about you.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:04 PM
I thought it was just old age. :D
That's not helping, I actually bought reading glasses yesterday.

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:11 PM
Goddamnit, there is no apostrophe in "meant".

I never mean't to piss you off.

Given that I haven't been inside a school as a student in nearly 35 years, and I slept through most of the classes I didn't skip when I was in school, I'm not ashamed of the level of my grammar.

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:20 PM
I am unaware of the etymology of the word, "meant". However, it seems to me that it may very well be an old contraction containing the word, "mean" as in "intend" and "not" as in ... "not". Or, it could be "mean" as in "intend" and the word, "to" as in ... "to". So, I "mean not" ... or I "mean to", or "meant". If true, it really needs an apostrophe and Mr. milkman was correct and Mr. Bugeater is a big, whiny, gopher man. Half gopher - half man.

FAX

Otter
03-23-2011, 09:20 PM
He's very perceptive of the terrible rhetoric that you used in that post. He didn't twist your words in that instance. Your words are saying terrible, terrible, things about you.

Maybe we don't come from the same background. My old man was a 2nd generation Italian coal miner and I was raised in a blue collar environment where "shit" was called "shit" and not "poop" or "poo poo"".

Watch who you're trying to lay your PC bullshit it on because it might be someone whose been there and not some funded spoiled bitch who likes to sit on top of their ivory tower and point fingers at people.

luv
03-23-2011, 09:21 PM
I am unaware of the etymology of the word, "meant". However, it seems to me that it may very well be an old contraction containing the word, "mean" as in "intend" and "not" as in ... "not". Or, it could be "mean" as in "intend" and the word, "to" as in ... "to". So, I "mean not" ... or I "mean to", or "meant". If true, it really needs an apostrophe and Mr. milkman was correct and Mr. Bugeater is a big, whiny, gopher man. Half gopher - half man.

FAX

Careful, or he'll whine to the new mods about you.

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Maybe we don't come from the same background. My old man was a 2nd generation Italian coal miner and I was raised in a blue collar environment where "shit" was called "shit" and not "poop" or "poo poo"".

Watch who your trying to lay your PC bullshit it on because it might be someone whose been there and not some funded spoiled bitch who likes to sit on top of their ivory tower and point fingers at people.

Yeah.

And that goes for you too, Mr. Bugeater.

FAX

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Given that I haven't been inside a school as a student

per'vert

Frazod
03-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Sweet - a new pissing contest that doesn't involve me. :thumb:

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:22 PM
Careful, or he'll whine to the new mods about you.

Or maybe 60/40 gopher/man.

FAX

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:23 PM
Watch who your trying to lay your PC bullshit it on because it might be someone whose been there and not some funded spoiled bitch who likes to sit on top of their ivory tower and point fingers at people.

dude, it's "Reaper"16.

Frazod
03-23-2011, 09:23 PM
That's not helping, I actually bought reading glasses yesterday.

I was at reading glasses a couple of years ago. Last month I moved up to bifocals. :cuss:

Otter
03-23-2011, 09:24 PM
Yeah.

And that goes for you too, Mr. Bugeater.

FAX

Damn SKippy, thank you Mr Fax!

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:24 PM
Sweet - a new pissing contest that doesn't involve me. :thumb:

I'm taking on all gopher men.

If you're part gopher, bring it. I'm ready for you.

FAX

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:24 PM
I am unaware of the etymology of the word, "meant". However, it seems to me that it may very well be an old contraction containing the word, "mean" as in "intend" and "not" as in ... "not". Or, it could be "mean" as in "intend" and the word, "to" as in ... "to". So, I "mean not" ... or I "mean to", or "meant". If true, it really needs an apostrophe and Mr. milkman was correct and Mr. Bugeater is a big, whiny, gopher man. Half gopher - half man.

FAX
You're treading on thin ice here Mr. FAX. It's a past tense of "mean".

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:25 PM
I was at reading glasses a couple of years ago. Last month I moved up to bifocals. :cuss:

Phffft.


Young'uns.

Frazod
03-23-2011, 09:25 PM
I'm taking on all gopher men.

If you're part gopher, bring it. I'm ready for you.

FAX

I've been accused of being pretty much everything else today. :D

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:25 PM
per'vert

And you said the secret was safe with you.

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:26 PM
I'm taking on all gopher men.

If you're part gopher, bring it. I'm ready for you.

FAX

what if you played gopher in the high school play of "love boat", or your hand starred in caddyshack?

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:26 PM
You're treading on thin ice here Mr. FAX. It's a past tense of "mean".

Where did you learn that, Mr. Bugeater? Gopher school?

They teach English down there in the gopher hole?

If it were the past tense of "mean", it would be "meaned" and there ain't no such word in the language that we pure humans speak.

FAX

Otter
03-23-2011, 09:27 PM
dude, it's "Reaper"16.

I'll quit and shut up. Thanks Stevie.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:28 PM
Where did you learn that, Mr. Bugeater? Gopher school?

They teach English down there in the gopher hole?

If it were the past tense of "mean", it would be "meaned" and there ain't no such word in the language that we pure humans speak.

FAX
I know, we say "meant" instead. Friggin' English language makes no damn sense at all.

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:28 PM
what if you played gopher in the high school play of "love boat", or your hand starred in caddyshack?

Thanks for asking, Mr. stevieray. But, no. That doesn't count. Unless you were born part gopher, you have no problem with me.

FAX

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:29 PM
I know, we say "meant" instead. Friggin' English language makes no damn sense at all.

And yet, grammar police are everywhere.

luv
03-23-2011, 09:29 PM
I am unaware of the etymology of the word, "meant". However, it seems to me that it may very well be an old contraction containing the word, "mean" as in "intend" and "not" as in ... "not". Or, it could be "mean" as in "intend" and the word, "to" as in ... "to". So, I "mean not" ... or I "mean to", or "meant". If true, it really needs an apostrophe and Mr. milkman was correct and Mr. Bugeater is a big, whiny, gopher man. Half gopher - half man.

FAX

And, actually, it if meant "mean not", you would not need a negative modifier.

I "mean not" to call you.
Would be...
I meant to call you.
Whenever it should be....
I didn't mean to call you.
OR
I never meant to call you.

Reaper16
03-23-2011, 09:29 PM
Maybe we don't come from the same background. My old man was a 2nd generation Italian coal miner and I was raised in a blue collar environment where "shit" was called "shit" and not "poop" or "poo poo"".

Watch who you're trying to lay your PC bullshit it on because it might be someone whose been there and not some funded spoiled bitch who likes to sit on top of their ivory tower and point fingers at people.
What is that nonsense even supposed to mean?

Jenson's point was that "got his ass beat" was massively underselling what happened. How is pointing that out an example of "PC bullshit?"

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:30 PM
Thanks for asking, Mr. stevieray. But, no. That doesn't count. Unless you were born part gopher, you have no problem with me.

FAX

bugeater is screwed (and he can't read the menu without his gophocals, either)

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:30 PM
And, actually, it if meant "mean not", you would not need a negative modifier.

I "mean not" to call you.
Would be...
I meant to call you.
Whenever it should be....
I didn't mean to call you.
OR
I never meant to call you.
EPIC GRAMMAR SMACKDOWN

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:30 PM
Where did you learn that, Mr. Bugeater? Gopher school?

They teach English down there in the gopher hole?

If it were the past tense of "mean", it would be "meaned" and there ain't no such word in the language that we pure humans speak.

FAX

ROFLROFL

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:30 PM
And, actually, it if meant "mean not", you would not need a negative modifier.

I "mean not" to call you.
Would be...
I meant to call you.
Whenever it should be....
I didn't mean to call you.
OR
I never meant to call you.

I see you have gopher blood running through your veins, Ms. luv.

That's too bad because I hate to fight with girls. Gopher girl or no.

FAX

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:32 PM
EPIC GRAMMAR SMACKDOWN

gotta post in caps to see it now, huh?

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 09:38 PM
call me 816 529 5988 I'll explain why I should be mod for a day

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:39 PM
gotta post in caps to see it now, huh?
Ctrl + is a lifesaver.

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:39 PM
EPIC GRAMMAR SMACKDOWN

I should have seen it coming.

Teach a gopher to type and suddenly he's an expert.

If you and your mixed-gopher pals would read my post, I said it might be an old contraction ... as in "old contraction". There are many such words in the English language ... words whose common usage has been modified over the centuries. However, I expect that in Gopher Town, you and your gopher buddies were just too damn busy cracking acorns on the sidewalk to do your homework.

FAX

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:42 PM
I should have seen it coming.

Teach a gopher to type and suddenly he's an expert.

If you and your mixed-gopher pals would read my post, I said it might be an old contraction ... as in "old contraction". There are many such words in the English language ... words whose common usage has been modified over the centuries. However, I expect that in Gopher Town, you and your gopher buddies were just too damn busy cracking acorns on the sidewalk to do your homework.

FAX
:shrug:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meant

Origin:
before 900; Middle English menen, Old English mǣnan; cognate with German meinen, Dutch meenen

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:44 PM
:shrug:

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/meant

What's that? Some kind of gopher lingo?

American talk not good enough for you and your gopher friends?

FAX

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 09:46 PM
This list sucks!

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:46 PM
What's that? Some kind of gopher lingo?

American talk not good enough for you and your gopher friends?

FAX
I'm not sure what you mǣnan by that.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 09:46 PM
Sweet - a new pissing contest that doesn't involve me. :thumb:

Heh, the thread is young Tim. :hmmm:

luv
03-23-2011, 09:47 PM
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/-t

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:48 PM
This list sucks!

Only to you.

Your poor dumb ass never stood a chance.

I'm surprised you got 3 votes.

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:48 PM
What's that? Some kind of gopher lingo?

American talk not good enough for you and your gopher friends?

FAX

FAX needs a gophinator..

"I'll deeg back"

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Heh, the thread is young Tim. :hmmm:

Then it will be a chick/gimp/fatboy fightROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Heh, the thread is young Tim. :hmmm:
Say, Mr. Moderator, I'm not sure if you noticed but Mr. FAX keeps accusing me of being a gopher. Please ban him or I'm leaving forever.

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 09:49 PM
Only to you.

Your poor dumb ass never stood a chance.

I'm surprised you got 3 votes.

Old man I was going to hold a ChiefsPlanet chairty to help pay for your retirement home costs. You should be crying because of my defeat.

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:50 PM
Say, Mr. Moderator, I'm not sure if you noticed but Mr. FAX keeps accusing me of being a gopher. Please ban him or I'm leaving forever.

Bye :evil:

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:51 PM
go·pher·man

noun

A dangerous, overbearing, and argumentative type of organism produced as the result of mutation and interbreeding between any of several ground squirrels of the genus Citellus and a member of the species Homo sapiens.



FAX

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:51 PM
Say, Mr. Moderator, I'm not sure if you noticed but Mr. FAX keeps accusing me of being a gopher. Please ban him or I'm leaving forever.

this is a clear case of gophernoia... just because you're paranoid, doesn't MEAN gophers aren't out to get you!

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:51 PM
Only to you.

Your poor dumb ass never stood a chance.

I'm surprised you got 3 votes.

1 vote by him, & 2 by his mults.

Hell his mommy voted for Flopnuts

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:51 PM
Old man I was going to hold a ChiefsPlanet chairty to help pay for your retirement home costs. You should be crying because of my defeat.

There ain't a retirement home that can hold me.







Wait.


Is there an apostrophe in "ain't"?

luv
03-23-2011, 09:52 PM
There ain't a retirement home that can hold me.







Wait.


Is there an apostrophe in "ain't"?

LMAO

Yes.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:53 PM
FAX
Link?

KurtCobain
03-23-2011, 09:54 PM
I should have seen it coming.

Teach a gopher to type and suddenly he's an expert.

If you and your mixed-gopher pals would read my post, I said it might be an old contraction ... as in "old contraction". There are many such words in the English language ... words whose common usage has been modified over the centuries. However, I expect that in Gopher Town, you and your gopher buddies were just too damn busy cracking acorns on the sidewalk to do your homework.

FAX

I'm going bugeater's dictionary route to whooping this shit.

us·age   
[yoo-sij, -zij] Show IPA
–noun
1.
a customary way of doing something; a custom or practice: the usages of the last 50 years.


crack·ing   
[krak-ing] Show IPA
–noun
1.
(in the distillation of petroleum or the like) the process of breaking down certain hydrocarbons into simpler ones of lower boiling points by means of excess heat, distillation under pressure, etc., in order to give a greater yield of low-boiling products than could be obtained by simple distillation. Compare catalytic cracking.
–adverb
2.
extremely; unusually: We saw a cracking good match at the stadium.
–adjective Informal .
3.
done with precision; smart: A cracking salute from the honor guard.
—Idiom
4.
get cracking. crack ( def. 53 ) .


do1    
[doo; unstressed doo, duh] Show IPA
verb and auxiliary verb, present singular 1st person do, 2nd do or ( Archaic ) do·est or dost, 3rd does or ( Archaic ) do·eth or doth, present plural do; past singular 1st person did, 2nd did or ( Archaic ) didst, 3rd did, past plural did; past participle done; present participle do·ing; noun, plural dos, do's.
–verb (used with object)
1.
to perform (an act, duty, role, etc.): Do nothing until you hear the bell.
2.
to execute (a piece or amount of work): to do a hauling job.
3.
to accomplish; finish; complete: He has already done his homework.
4.
to put forth; exert: Do your best.
5.
to be the cause of (good, harm, credit, etc.); bring about; effect.
6.
to render, give, or pay (homage, justice, etc.).
7.
to deal with, fix, clean, arrange, move, etc., (anything) as the case may require: to do the dishes.
8.
to travel; traverse: We did 30 miles today.
9.
to serve; suffice for: This will do us for the present.
10.
to condone or approve, as by custom or practice: That sort of thing simply isn't done.
11.
to travel at the rate of (a specified speed): He was doing 80 when they arrested him.
12.
to make or prepare: I'll do the salad.
13.
to serve (a term of time) in prison, or, sometimes, in office.
14.
to create, form, or bring into being: She does wonderful oil portraits.
15.
to translate into or change the form or language of: MGM did the book into a movie.
16.
to study or work at or in the field of: I have to do my math tonight.
17.
to explore or travel through as a sightseer: They did Greece in three weeks.
18.
(used with a pronoun, as it or that, or with a general noun, as thing, that refers to a previously mentioned action): You were supposed to write thank-you letters; do it before tomorrow, please.
19.
Informal . to wear out; exhaust; tire: That last set of tennis did me.
20.
Informal . to cheat, trick, or take advantage of: That crooked dealer did him for $500 at poker.
21.
Informal . to attend or participate in: Let's do lunch next week.
22.
Slang . to use (a drug or drugs), especially habitually: The police report said he was doing cocaine.
–verb (used without object)
23.
to act or conduct oneself; be in action; behave.
24.
Slang . to rob; steal from: The law got him for doing a lot of banks.
25.
to proceed: to do wisely.
26.
to get along; fare; manage: to do without an automobile.
27.
to be in health, as specified: Mother and child are doing fine.
28.
to serve or be satisfactory, as for the purpose; be enough; suffice: Will this do?
29.
to finish or be finished.
30.
to happen; take place; transpire: What's doing at the office?
31.
(used as a substitute to avoid repetition of a verb or full verb expression): I think as you do.
–auxiliary verb
32.
(used in interrogative, negative, and inverted constructions): Do you like music? I don't care. Seldom do we witness such catastrophes.
33.
Archaic . (used in imperatives with you or thou expressed; and occasionally as a metric filler in verse): Do thou hasten to the king's side. The wind did blow, the rain did fall.
34.
(used to lend emphasis to a principal verb): Do visit us!
–noun
35.
Informal . a burst of frenzied activity; action; commotion.
36.
Informal . a hairdo or hair styling.
37.
British Slang . a swindle; hoax.
38.
Chiefly British . a festive social gathering; party.
—Verb phrases
39.
do by, to deal with; treat: He had always done well by his family.
40.
do for,
a.
to cause the defeat, ruin, or death of.
b.
Chiefly British . to cook and keep house for; manage or provide for.
41.
do in, Informal .
a.
to kill, especially to murder.
b.
to injure gravely or exhaust; wear out; ruin: The tropical climate did them in.
c.
to cheat or swindle: He was done in by an unscrupulous broker.
42.
do over, to redecorate.
43.
do up, Informal .
a.
to wrap and tie up.
b.
to pin up or arrange (the hair).
c.
to renovate; launder; clean.
d.
to wear out; tire.
e.
to fasten: Do up your coat.
f.
to dress: The children were all done up in funny costumes.
44.
do with, to gain advantage or benefit from; make use of: I could do with more leisure time.
45.
do without,
a.
to forgo; dispense with.
b.
to dispense with the thing mentioned: The store doesn't have any, so you'll have to do without.
—Idioms
46.
do a number on (someone). number ( def. 39 ) .
47.
do away with,
a.
to put an end to; abolish.
b.
to kill.
48.
do one proud. proud ( def. 11 ) .
49.
do one's number. number ( def. 40 ) .
50.
do one's (own) thing. thing1 ( def. 19 ) .
51.
do or die, to make a supreme effort.
52.
do out of, Informal . to swindle; cheat: A furniture store did me out of several hundred dollars.
53.
dos and don'ts, customs, rules, or regulations: The dos and don'ts of polite manners are easy to learn.
54.
do time, Informal . to serve a term in prison: It's hard to get a decent job once you've done time.
55.
do to death. death ( def. 15 ) .
56.
have to do with. have ( def. 37 ) .
57.
make do, to get along with what is at hand, despite its inadequacy: I can't afford a new coat so I have to make do with this one.
Origin:
before 900; Middle English, Old English dōn; cognate with Dutch doen, German tun; akin to Latin -dere to put, facere to make, do, Greek tithénai to set, put, Sanskrit dadhāti (he) puts

—Synonyms
1, 25. act. 3. Do, accomplish, achieve mean to bring some action to a conclusion. Do is the general word: He did a great deal of hard work. Accomplish and achieve both connote successful completion of an undertaking. Accomplish emphasizes attaining a desired goal through effort, skill, and perseverance: to accomplish what one has hoped for. Achieve emphasizes accomplishing something important, excellent, or great: to achieve a major breakthrough.

Bwana
03-23-2011, 09:55 PM
Say, Mr. Moderator, I'm not sure if you noticed but Mr. FAX keeps accusing me of being a gopher. Please ban him or I'm leaving forever.

Heh

http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/caddyshack.jpg

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 09:55 PM
There ain't a retirement home that can hold me.







Wait.


Is there an apostrophe in "ain't"?

Aint aint a word so I aint gonna say it anymore.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:56 PM
I'm going bugeater's dictionary route to whooping this shit.

us·age   
[yoo-sij, -zij] Show IPA
–noun
1.
a customary way of doing something; a custom or practice: the usages of the last 50 years.


crack·ing   
[krak-ing] Show IPA
–noun
1.
(in the distillation of petroleum or the like) the process of breaking down certain hydrocarbons into simpler ones of lower boiling points by means of excess heat, distillation under pressure, etc., in order to give a greater yield of low-boiling products than could be obtained by simple distillation. Compare catalytic cracking.
–adverb
2.
extremely; unusually: We saw a cracking good match at the stadium.
–adjective Informal .
3.
done with precision; smart: A cracking salute from the honor guard.
—Idiom
4.
get cracking. crack ( def. 53 ) .


do1    
[doo; unstressed doo, duh] Show IPA
verb and auxiliary verb, present singular 1st person do, 2nd do or ( Archaic ) do·est or dost, 3rd does or ( Archaic ) do·eth or doth, present plural do; past singular 1st person did, 2nd did or ( Archaic ) didst, 3rd did, past plural did; past participle done; present participle do·ing; noun, plural dos, do's.
–verb (used with object)
1.
to perform (an act, duty, role, etc.): Do nothing until you hear the bell.
2.
to execute (a piece or amount of work): to do a hauling job.
3.
to accomplish; finish; complete: He has already done his homework.
4.
to put forth; exert: Do your best.
5.
to be the cause of (good, harm, credit, etc.); bring about; effect.
6.
to render, give, or pay (homage, justice, etc.).
7.
to deal with, fix, clean, arrange, move, etc., (anything) as the case may require: to do the dishes.
8.
to travel; traverse: We did 30 miles today.
9.
to serve; suffice for: This will do us for the present.
10.
to condone or approve, as by custom or practice: That sort of thing simply isn't done.
11.
to travel at the rate of (a specified speed): He was doing 80 when they arrested him.
12.
to make or prepare: I'll do the salad.
13.
to serve (a term of time) in prison, or, sometimes, in office.
14.
to create, form, or bring into being: She does wonderful oil portraits.
15.
to translate into or change the form or language of: MGM did the book into a movie.
16.
to study or work at or in the field of: I have to do my math tonight.
17.
to explore or travel through as a sightseer: They did Greece in three weeks.
18.
(used with a pronoun, as it or that, or with a general noun, as thing, that refers to a previously mentioned action): You were supposed to write thank-you letters; do it before tomorrow, please.
19.
Informal . to wear out; exhaust; tire: That last set of tennis did me.
20.
Informal . to cheat, trick, or take advantage of: That crooked dealer did him for $500 at poker.
21.
Informal . to attend or participate in: Let's do lunch next week.
22.
Slang . to use (a drug or drugs), especially habitually: The police report said he was doing cocaine.
–verb (used without object)
23.
to act or conduct oneself; be in action; behave.
24.
Slang . to rob; steal from: The law got him for doing a lot of banks.
25.
to proceed: to do wisely.
26.
to get along; fare; manage: to do without an automobile.
27.
to be in health, as specified: Mother and child are doing fine.
28.
to serve or be satisfactory, as for the purpose; be enough; suffice: Will this do?
29.
to finish or be finished.
30.
to happen; take place; transpire: What's doing at the office?
31.
(used as a substitute to avoid repetition of a verb or full verb expression): I think as you do.
–auxiliary verb
32.
(used in interrogative, negative, and inverted constructions): Do you like music? I don't care. Seldom do we witness such catastrophes.
33.
Archaic . (used in imperatives with you or thou expressed; and occasionally as a metric filler in verse): Do thou hasten to the king's side. The wind did blow, the rain did fall.
34.
(used to lend emphasis to a principal verb): Do visit us!
–noun
35.
Informal . a burst of frenzied activity; action; commotion.
36.
Informal . a hairdo or hair styling.
37.
British Slang . a swindle; hoax.
38.
Chiefly British . a festive social gathering; party.
—Verb phrases
39.
do by, to deal with; treat: He had always done well by his family.
40.
do for,
a.
to cause the defeat, ruin, or death of.
b.
Chiefly British . to cook and keep house for; manage or provide for.
41.
do in, Informal .
a.
to kill, especially to murder.
b.
to injure gravely or exhaust; wear out; ruin: The tropical climate did them in.
c.
to cheat or swindle: He was done in by an unscrupulous broker.
42.
do over, to redecorate.
43.
do up, Informal .
a.
to wrap and tie up.
b.
to pin up or arrange (the hair).
c.
to renovate; launder; clean.
d.
to wear out; tire.
e.
to fasten: Do up your coat.
f.
to dress: The children were all done up in funny costumes.
44.
do with, to gain advantage or benefit from; make use of: I could do with more leisure time.
45.
do without,
a.
to forgo; dispense with.
b.
to dispense with the thing mentioned: The store doesn't have any, so you'll have to do without.
—Idioms
46.
do a number on (someone). number ( def. 39 ) .
47.
do away with,
a.
to put an end to; abolish.
b.
to kill.
48.
do one proud. proud ( def. 11 ) .
49.
do one's number. number ( def. 40 ) .
50.
do one's (own) thing. thing1 ( def. 19 ) .
51.
do or die, to make a supreme effort.
52.
do out of, Informal . to swindle; cheat: A furniture store did me out of several hundred dollars.
53.
dos and don'ts, customs, rules, or regulations: The dos and don'ts of polite manners are easy to learn.
54.
do time, Informal . to serve a term in prison: It's hard to get a decent job once you've done time.
55.
do to death. death ( def. 15 ) .
56.
have to do with. have ( def. 37 ) .
57.
make do, to get along with what is at hand, despite its inadequacy: I can't afford a new coat so I have to make do with this one.
Origin:
before 900; Middle English, Old English dōn; cognate with Dutch doen, German tun; akin to Latin -dere to put, facere to make, do, Greek tithénai to set, put, Sanskrit dadhāti (he) puts

—Synonyms
1, 25. act. 3. Do, accomplish, achieve mean to bring some action to a conclusion. Do is the general word: He did a great deal of hard work. Accomplish and achieve both connote successful completion of an undertaking. Accomplish emphasizes attaining a desired goal through effort, skill, and perseverance: to accomplish what one has hoped for. Achieve emphasizes accomplishing something important, excellent, or great: to achieve a major breakthrough.
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Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 09:56 PM
1 vote by him, & 2 by his mults.

Hell his mommy voted for Flopnuts

I don't have any mults you pervert.

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:57 PM
Heh

http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/caddyshack.jpg

:LOL:ROFL

Were did you find a pic of Bugeater & FAX?

(just as I pictured they'd look like)

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 09:57 PM
call me 816 529 5988 I'll explain why I should be mod for a day

I called nobody answered....

FAX
03-23-2011, 09:57 PM
Link?

The only links I have for you are the ones on the chain I use to restrain gopher-people until they can be disposed of properly, gopher-man.

FAX

stevieray
03-23-2011, 09:57 PM
Heh

http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/caddyshack.jpg

gophernoia will destroy ya

:rockon:

JOhn
03-23-2011, 09:58 PM
I don't have any mults you pervert.

That's Mr. PROvert to you.....n00b

I gave up my amateur status years ago:evil:


And I see you don't deny your mom voted for Flopnuts? ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 09:58 PM
Heh

http://badkidsgoodgrammar.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/caddyshack.jpg
Well you certainly have the "doing nothing" part of your job down. You've obviously picked up a thing or two from Bob Dole.

milkman
03-23-2011, 09:58 PM
Aint aint a word so I aint gonna say it anymore.

Just because some snobby prick thinks it improper doesn't mean it's not word.

But snobby prick got around to recognizing it and put it in the dictionary, so it's officially a word.

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 10:00 PM
Just because some snobby prick thinks it improper doesn't mean it's not word.

But snobby prick got around to recognizing it and put it in the dictionary, so it's officially a word.

Whoa now I hope i'm not on the list as a snobby prick. I can barely spell my name.

Chocolate Hog
03-23-2011, 10:01 PM
That's Mr. PROvert to you.....n00b

I gave up my amateur status years ago:evil:


And I see you don't deny your mom voted for Flopnuts? ROFL

Eh my mom is dead but i'm sure she would have voted for Flopnuts he's a good guy. I voted for him.

milkman
03-23-2011, 10:01 PM
I can barely spell my name.

We noticed that.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-23-2011, 10:02 PM
Just because some snobby prick thinks it improper doesn't mean it's not word.

But snobby prick got around to recognizing it and put it in the dictionary, so it's officially a word.
FWIW, I am much more lenient when it comes to words. As far as I'm concerned, if you can type it, it's a word.

FAX
03-23-2011, 10:02 PM
Well, I have work to accomplish, so I have to go for now. Some of us pure humans can't live on scavenging for nuts and grubs like other "people" do. But this isn't over, gopher-man. Not by a long shot.

Meanwhile, somebody show gopher-man a shiny penny. That should keep him occupied for a few hours until I return.

FAX

luv
03-23-2011, 10:03 PM
Well, I have work to accomplish, so I have to go for now. Some of us pure humans can't live on scavenging for nuts and grubs like other "people" do. But this isn't over, gopher-man. Not by a long shot.

Meanwhile, somebody show gopher-man a shiny penny. That should keep him occupied for a few hours until I return.

FAX

Don't knock nuts until you've tried them.