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Slainte
03-24-2011, 02:29 PM
This woman crashed a car with 54 bags of heroin in her vagina (http://jalopnik.com/#%215784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina)



http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/commenter/240000/247446_32.jpg (http://jalopnik.com/people/Matt_Hardigree/) Matt Hardigree (http://jalopnik.com/people/Matt_Hardigree/) http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2011/03/medium_heroin_woman.jpg



This is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina.




Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367731/Woman-hid-54-bags-heroin-genitals-say-police.html) and then crashes a car. Bloated much?




Mackaliunas was about to be released after a car crash earlier this month when police connected her with a minor burglary at a local hotel (http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#axzz1HGI0r58J).
After a search police found three bags of heroin on her, but that's not all she had on her (in her?). While being driven to the police station an officer noticed Mackaliunas was fidgeting. After a more thorough search a struggle ensued and the suspect asked to speak to an officer and admitted she had more. Inside her vagina.




http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jalopnik/2011/03/after_photo.jpg



The total take was 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash. There are so many questions here. What's with the half-a-pill? Why not just carry the empty bags in your jacket and put the rest of the heroin in your lady business? Doesn't have a purse or a wallet?




She's been charged with intent to deliver a controlled substance (http://thetimes-tribune.com/news/scranton-woman-hides-heroin-money-loose-change-in-herself-1.1120067#axzz1HGI0r58J), possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.


Link: Look it up your goddamned self

Rooster
03-24-2011, 02:31 PM
Damn, that's a big pussy.

Detoxing
03-24-2011, 02:35 PM
Pffff.....so tell me again why women need $150.00 hand bags?

.....I wonder what she had been putting up there to get that thing so roomy? There has to be pics of her somewhere on Motherless.com...

Bump
03-24-2011, 02:41 PM
Holy shit that must be a used and abused vag

Chief Chief
03-24-2011, 02:42 PM
I'm guessing those are the "before" and "after" photos...

KCUnited
03-24-2011, 02:43 PM
"Last week I was on the beach with my family and I was licking this chicks asshole. The kids were playing in the sand, nobody sees nothing. So she's looking at me going, 'Why are you licking my asshole?' So I says, 'Because your pussy tastes like HEROIN.'"

Over-Head
03-24-2011, 02:44 PM
If she can pack that much in her hoohaa I'd be no good to her

seclark
03-24-2011, 02:49 PM
i just called the wife and told her to check for my truck keys.
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mikey23545
03-24-2011, 02:51 PM
Sounds like a fist-fucker for sure!

mikey23545
03-24-2011, 02:54 PM
Her gynecologist must only schedule one appointment on the days she comes in.

Rausch
03-24-2011, 02:56 PM
I have to admit that she's much better looking than what I expected.


I'd hit it after 19 or 20...

seclark
03-24-2011, 02:57 PM
I have to admit that she's much better looking than what I expected.


I'd hit it after 19 or 20...

shake well before using.
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Bob Dole
03-24-2011, 03:14 PM
So it really IS a clown car.

Barret
03-24-2011, 03:23 PM
Damn, that's a big pussy.
Damn, that's a big pussy.

"Why did you say it twice?"

"I didn't"

Rausch
03-24-2011, 03:29 PM
shake well before using.
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I'm big on the "shush" system...

Halfcan
03-24-2011, 04:02 PM
She will always be known for this-an internet sensation. Her family must be soo proud.

gblowfish
03-24-2011, 04:05 PM
Her jailhouse nickname is "Samsonite."

Rain Man
03-24-2011, 05:46 PM
$51.22 in cash? She had dimes and pennies in there? What was she able to do to keep those from falling out? That would point to exactly the opposite conclusion that one would draw from accommodating 54 bags of heroin.

Big Chief Homer
03-24-2011, 06:04 PM
ROFL Ha! a guy I work with used to bang her ROFL.


ROFL . cant wait for work in the morning!

seclark
03-24-2011, 06:06 PM
$51.22 in cash? She had dimes and pennies in there? What was she able to do to keep those from falling out? That would point to exactly the opposite conclusion that one would draw from accommodating 54 bags of heroin.

one of those people that always have to pay w/the exact change. i hate getting behind them in the check out line.
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Rain Man
03-24-2011, 06:06 PM
ROFL Ha! a guy I work with used to bang her ROFL.


Ps Im calling him nowROFL . cant wait for work in the morning!



I have a strange feeling that this conversation will be occurring in a large number of offices tomorrow.

Big Chief Homer
03-24-2011, 06:08 PM
I have a strange feeling that this conversation will be occurring in a large number of offices tomorrow.



I wouldnt doubt it.

KCUnited
03-24-2011, 06:38 PM
I'd hit that shit, with a spoon and a lighter.

BigOlChiefsfan
03-24-2011, 07:29 PM
Her jailhouse nickname is "Samsonite."

In honor of Louis Armstrong, I think she should go with "Snatchmo"

Psyko Tek
03-24-2011, 09:43 PM
twat a wonderful world

Rain Man
03-24-2011, 09:46 PM
She's one of those rare people whose mug shot is better than her non-mug shot. That's a sign of great poise.

shirtsleeve
03-24-2011, 09:49 PM
I'd hit that shit, with a spoon and a lighter.

I like the cut of your jib!

http://holycrapthatsfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/hit_them.jpg

beach tribe
03-24-2011, 10:35 PM
Cracks me up. I like to watch the first 48, and other shows like that, and if people didn't tell on themselves, or someone in their crew tell on them, the cops hardly ever have enough evidence to shit. They always trick some idiot into telling on himself.

"YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" Dumbasses.

Marcellus
03-26-2011, 10:18 AM
This was on the same page as her story on one of the links. LMAO, I think dude has her beat. Though had he had an iPhone he wouldn't have needed the mp3 player. LMAO.



JAILED MAN 'SMUGGLES IN POT, CELL PHONE IN ANUS'







http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/18/article-1367731-0B3D625100000578-560_110x110.jpg
Tattoo artist Earl Lee Vogt, who was sent to prison for a drugs offence on Tuesday, smuggled a mobile phone, MP3 player, headphones, marijuana and $140 in cash into jail by hiding them in his rectum, thesmokinggun.com reports.

The items were found during a search on Wednesday when a prison officer detected the smell of pot. Vogt, 29, above, has been charged with smuggling a controlled substance into prison and unauthorized possession of a wireless communication device.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1367731/Police-arrest-woman-54-bags-heroin-hidden-genitals.html#ixzz1HitFTuwv