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KurtCobain
03-24-2011, 03:41 PM
Who's gonna get pregnant first? I think we can all guess who's showing symptoms!

I'm ready for a Chiefs Planet baby shower!

Also, feel free to start rumors based on little if any facts!

kstater
03-24-2011, 03:42 PM
I think this is Phobia's to lose.

luv
03-24-2011, 03:42 PM
LMAO

One little problem in thinking I'm pregnant.

Rausch
03-24-2011, 03:43 PM
LMAO

One little problem in thinking I'm pregnant.

I wasn't drunk or around at the time?...

kstater
03-24-2011, 03:43 PM
Dane's is already bleeding, so it'll be at least another month for him.

Rausch
03-24-2011, 03:44 PM
Dane's is already bleeding, so it'll be at least another month for him.

Ouch...

Count Zarth
03-24-2011, 03:44 PM
Potential future luv threads:

"How do you get swelling to stop?"

"I can't seem to lose weight no matter what I do..."

"What are your favorite late-night cravings?"

"Best painkiller for back pain?"

"Check out my huge boobs"

KurtCobain
03-24-2011, 03:44 PM
This has to be why Dane left.

KurtCobain
03-24-2011, 03:45 PM
Potential future luv threads:

"How do you get swelling to stop?"

"I can't seem to lose weight no matter what I do..."

"What are your favorite late-night cravings?"

"Best painkiller for back pain?"

"Check out my huge boobs"

"the baby kicks when I drink grape gatorade, what do I do?"

luv
03-24-2011, 03:45 PM
Potential future luv threads:

"How do you get swelling to stop?"

"I can't seem to lose weight no matter what I do..."

"What are your favorite late-night cravings?"

"Best painkiller for back pain?"

"Check out my huge boobs"

I already know what works for back pain, and I already have huge boobs.

KurtCobain
03-24-2011, 03:46 PM
So... we got bets on who's going preggo first? I'd say luv of course.

Boy or Girl? Or Thing?

Rausch
03-24-2011, 03:46 PM
Potential future luv threads:

"How do you get swelling to stop?"

"I can't seem to lose weight no matter what I do..."

"What are your favorite late-night cravings?"

"Best painkiller for back pain?"

"Check out my huge boobs"

"Thank God he kept driving around the block."

"Good lord it's hard to get a restraining order."

"Who the fuck is this bubby fret and why would someone want me to blow him?"

luv
03-24-2011, 03:47 PM
I wasn't drunk or around at the time?...

Nope. I've had little to nothing to drink since the Super Bowl, so I think I'd remember.

Rausch
03-24-2011, 03:52 PM
Nope. I've had little to nothing to drink since the Super Bowl, so I think I'd remember.

FUCK YEAH!

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BigMeatballDave
03-24-2011, 04:10 PM
I already know what works for back pain, and I already have huge boobs.
How huge? I once dated a chick with 42Gs. Those were fun. :)

luv
03-24-2011, 04:14 PM
How huge? I once dated a chick with 42Gs. Those were fun. :)

Not THAT big.

And I'm officially sick. Got my hands on a thermometer, and running a fever.

WV
03-24-2011, 04:24 PM
How huge? I once dated a chick with 42Gs. Those were fun. :)

Holy huge boobs batman.....got any pics?

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2011, 04:25 PM
Not THAT big.

And I'm officially sick. Got my hands on a thermometer, and running a fever.One might consider vomiting several times, sick.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2011, 04:26 PM
Holy huge boobs batman.....got any pics?
Not handy, but I still talk to her every now and again. I'll see what I can do.

LiveSteam
03-24-2011, 04:34 PM
LMAO

One little problem in thinking I'm pregnant.

ITS NEVER TO LATE TO BECOME THE MOM YOU WERE MEANT TO BE

luv
03-24-2011, 04:37 PM
One might consider vomiting several times, sick.

Puking could be from anything. A fever tells me I've got some sort of virus or infection. And, of course, no insurance right now. Hope Tylenol works.

Anyway, thought you all would be happy for me that I know it's not morning sickness. :)

Over-Head
03-24-2011, 04:38 PM
Dane's is already bleeding, so it'll be at least another month for him.ROFLROFLLMAOROFLROFL

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-24-2011, 04:39 PM
How huge? I once dated a chick with 42Gs. Those were fun. :)

Pics or GTFO

Edit: dammit repost

Nightfyre
03-24-2011, 04:57 PM
This thread was perhaps the gayest thread in planet history until it was redeemed by boob posts.

MTG#10
03-24-2011, 05:02 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?

shirtsleeve
03-24-2011, 05:12 PM
I might be pregnant. I cant seem to lose weight, I get sick in the morning, and my manboobs! They wont stop growing!

http://www.tjandthetux.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/man-boobs.jpg(not enough posts to imbed the image, bastiches.)


Oh, and wassup. haven't been here in a while.

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2011, 05:17 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?
JFC Tell that bitch to stop fucking.

Lonewolf Ed
03-24-2011, 05:17 PM
How huge? I once dated a chick with 42Gs. Those were fun. :)

Was she hot or about 5'2" by 4'6"?

Chief Chief
03-24-2011, 05:18 PM
Not THAT big.

And I'm officially sick. Got my hands on a thermometer, and running a fever.

Get well soon, luv! Keep taking in fluids and Tylenol, listen to some soft mellow music on the radio, close your eyes...wait: close 'em after you read this post...do some slow and deep breathing, clear your mind, relax, and get plenty of rest. Hope you're feeling better soon!

BigMeatballDave
03-24-2011, 05:21 PM
Was she hot or about 5'2" by 4'6"?Cute, not hot. Thick. I'm not picky :)

cabletech94
03-24-2011, 05:36 PM
Cute, not hot. Thick. I'm not picky :)

dude, seriously.
still waiting on those pics!

(or GTFO)


sorry, we haven't met, cabletech94. nice to meet you. now, back to them tittay's!

Mr. Plow
03-24-2011, 06:09 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?

ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-24-2011, 06:11 PM
JFC Tell that bitch to stop fucking.
No shit, she's going to have all of southern MO littered with her white trash by the time she's done.

bevischief
03-24-2011, 06:22 PM
Lumpy? ... Gonzo been busy...

shirtsleeve
03-24-2011, 07:36 PM
nice. got to fix my post here!

You are all welcome!

Gonzo
03-24-2011, 07:42 PM
Lumpy? ... Gonzo been busy...
LMAO
Don't make me beat you senseless.
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Ebolapox
03-24-2011, 07:48 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?

ROFL

Bwana
03-24-2011, 07:54 PM
nice. got to fix my post here!

You are all welcome!

Wha...

shirtsleeve
03-24-2011, 07:58 PM
Wha...

Well, they are sore. And enlarged.

And thank you for your help. I gotta prepare for shift change, but I will be back. So where is teh posting drunk thread?

luv
03-24-2011, 08:19 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?

Is it yours?

kysirsoze
03-24-2011, 08:23 PM
JFC Tell that bitch to stop fucking.

LMAO

Mr. Laz
03-24-2011, 08:32 PM
Dane's is already bleeding, so it'll be at least another month for him.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUTRRzVXLBsz2FdY4TLvXM9BXlh9IbUoXTgcIMQnRXPNy5m8hX

KCUnited
03-24-2011, 08:40 PM
My ex is pregnant again with baby number five, does that count?

Props on blowing a load that could get past all that heroin.

Al Bundy
03-24-2011, 09:20 PM
Thread-win. Luv has huge boobs, MTG's ex is knocked up again and Gonzo and Lumpy have been busy.

MTG#10
03-25-2011, 09:35 AM
Is it yours?

Uh...no. Finally filing for divorce on tuesday though! :)

Fried Meat Ball!
03-25-2011, 09:40 AM
Whoever it is, Buck ain't the daddy.

Pestilence
03-25-2011, 10:07 AM
Uh...no. Finally filing for divorce on tuesday though! :)

And you haven't created a thread about it yet?

luv
03-25-2011, 10:12 AM
Uh...no. Finally filing for divorce on tuesday though! :)

I don't believe you can file for divorce while she's pregnant. Might want to ask your lawyer about that.

MTG#10
03-25-2011, 10:22 AM
I don't believe you can file for divorce while she's pregnant. Might want to ask your lawyer about that.

You can file and have everything finalized pending the paternity result after the child is born.

MTG#10
03-25-2011, 03:28 PM
And you haven't created a thread about it yet?

Nah, didnt feel like starting another pile-on MTG thread or being called white trash because the woman I fell in love with in high school turned out to be a whore.

Frazod
03-25-2011, 03:33 PM
Uh...no. Finally filing for divorce on tuesday though! :)

Didn't all this shit break a year or two ago? How in the fuck can you just be filing for divorce on Tuesday?

Terribilis
03-25-2011, 03:42 PM
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Gonzo
03-25-2011, 03:52 PM
Didn't all this shit break a year or two ago? How in the fuck can you just be filing for divorce on Tuesday?
Correct ma if I'm wrong but I do believe it had something to do with health insurance.
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MTG#10
03-25-2011, 04:09 PM
Correct ma if I'm wrong but I do believe it had something to do with health insurance.
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Yeah and I was saving up money for the best divorce attorney I could find. The guy I'm hiring is awesome and Ive heard from several people that he's very intimidating. :thumb:

Gonzo
03-25-2011, 04:16 PM
Yeah and I was saving up money for the best divorce attorney I could find. The guy I'm hiring is awesome and Ive heard from several people that he's very intimidating. :thumb:
Good for you, bud. I hope you'll soon be able to put this nasty situation behind you and concentrate on being a Dad.
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kstater
03-25-2011, 04:18 PM
Nah, didnt feel like starting another pile-on MTG thread or being called white trash because the woman I fell in love with in high school turned out to be a whore.

You're not called white-trash because your wife's a whore.

Mr. Plow
03-25-2011, 04:20 PM
Didn't all this shit break a year or two ago? How in the fuck can you just be filing for divorce on Tuesday?

Trust me. I had a friend that was "going through a divorce" for over 2 years. That's just the time from the first filing by his wife to the date it was actually final.

MTG#10
03-25-2011, 04:36 PM
Good for you, bud. I hope you'll soon be able to put this nasty situation behind you and concentrate on being a Dad.
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Ive been completely over her for quite awhile. Just have to get the legal shit ironed out now.

You're not called white-trash because your wife's a whore.

I'll admit the whole thing put me into a deep depression and I acted like a fool. Went crazy for a bit and did a lot of shit Im not proud of. The good thing is it wasnt me...I never acted that way before it all went down but I learned from it and will never let myself get that fucked up over losing someone again. Going back and reading it all embarrasses the hell out of me but it is what it is.

Gonzo
03-25-2011, 06:12 PM
Ive been completely over her for quite awhile. Just have to get the legal shit ironed out now.



I'll admit the whole thing put me into a deep depression and I acted like a fool. Went crazy for a bit and did a lot of shit Im not proud of. The good thing is it wasnt me...I never acted that way before it all went down but I learned from it and will never let myself get that fucked up over losing someone again. Going back and reading it all embarrasses the hell out of me but it is what it is.
Look on the bright side.
It was great entertainment for the rest of us.

I'm glad you're putting this behind you man.
The toughest part is over.
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Mr. Plow
03-26-2011, 05:35 PM
Wait....Lumpy got Gonzo pregnant again?

kstater
03-26-2011, 05:36 PM
Wait....Lumpy got Gonzo pregnant again?

That's what we're telling Gonzo.

Buck
03-26-2011, 05:38 PM
Whoever it is, Buck ain't the daddy.

http://i.imgur.com/7V1ta.png

Gonzo
03-26-2011, 06:27 PM
Wait....Lumpy got Gonzo pregnant again?

It's not mine. Lumpy prefers anal. You know this.
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KurtCobain
03-26-2011, 09:20 PM
It's not mine. Lumpy prefers anal. You know this.
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I knew this.

Gonzo
03-26-2011, 09:25 PM
I knew this.

Everybody does. ATM fTW!
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Joie
03-26-2011, 09:33 PM
I'm due in June, does that count?

Buck
03-26-2011, 09:33 PM
Congrats Joie!

Joie
03-26-2011, 09:35 PM
Thank you :)

luv
03-26-2011, 09:37 PM
I'm due in June, does that count?

Again! Congrats! How's Trinity, and do you know what you're having this time?

Joie
03-26-2011, 09:44 PM
Again! Congrats! How's Trinity, and do you know what you're having this time?

Thank you!

Trinity is doing great. She'll be two on May 26!

We're having another little girl. She's due June 23, but it's likely we'll have her early.

How are you? I haven't been around much, but I do lurk from time to time.

luv
03-26-2011, 09:47 PM
Thank you!

Trinity is doing great. She'll be two on May 26!

We're having another little girl. She's due June 23, but it's likely we'll have her early.

How are you? I haven't been around much, but I do lurk from time to time.

I'm good, and NOT pregnant, contrary to newly popular belief...lol.

Joie
03-26-2011, 09:54 PM
I'm good, and NOT pregnant, contrary to newly popular belief...lol.

Congrats on NOT being knocked up! :thumb:

KurtCobain
03-26-2011, 09:56 PM
I'm good, and NOT pregnant, contrary to newly popular belief...lol.

:rolleyes: