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Chocolate Hog
03-26-2011, 03:42 AM
Check out the guys ****ing picture!

http://media2.myfoxtampabay.com//photo/2011/03/23/cameron-spurback_20110323084144_320_240.JPG

http://www.myfoxtampabay.com/dpp/news/local/hillsborough/zoo-volunteer-arrested-03222011


TAMPA - Tampa Police say a Lowry Park Zoo volunteer molested a 9-year-old boy in a zoo bathroom.

Police say it happened Tuesday at 2:15 p.m.

Cameron Spurback, 21, was arrested. Police say he approached the boy in the bathroom and pulled the child's pants down. Investigators say he then fondled the boy, before pulling his own pants down and fondling himself in front of the boy.

The child ran and told his parents. Police say zoo security caught Spurback as he left the bathroom. He confessed and was identified by the child, according to police.

"This suspect doesn't have any criminal history prior to this incident. The zoo does do a background check of all of their volunteers, so they really would never have known that this individual was capable of such a terrible act," said Tampa police spokesperson Laura McElroy.

Lowry Park Executive Director and CEO Craig Pugh released a statement:

"We have a duty to ensure the safety of our guests, our employees and other volunteers, and we take that responsibility very seriously. We will not tolerate such action. We are fully cooperating with law enforcement in its active investigation."

Police say Spurback usually volunteered behind the scenes feeding animals and didn't interact with the public. McElroy believes he was a volunteer at Lowry Park for about two years. He won't be allowed back on zoo grounds.

Spurback will be charged with lewd and lascivious exhibition and lewd and lascivious molestation.

Tuesday night, he was in the Orient Road Jail.

KurtCobain
03-26-2011, 03:54 AM
Is he retarded or just fucking doomed?

bowener
03-26-2011, 04:07 AM
What. The. Fuck???

Looks like his face met a shotgun... then was pieced back together on a budget.

keg in kc
03-26-2011, 04:14 AM
Enchantment? Enchantment!

SnakeXJones
03-26-2011, 04:24 AM
Tiny from house of 1000 corpses?

Earthling
03-26-2011, 05:12 AM
Looks like some kind of getaway plan to me...Dress up a camel, apply a small bit of silly putty, and hide in the cage.

Slainte
03-26-2011, 05:15 AM
Thank you Florida!

Btw, Lowry park is a great zoo.

Gonzo
03-26-2011, 05:22 AM
Could be twins...


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Crush
03-26-2011, 05:30 AM
Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

threebag02
03-26-2011, 05:42 AM
He must have elephant man DNA running through his veins

MoreLemonPledge
03-26-2011, 05:48 AM
BLUE STEEL

http://planetshhh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/zoolander.jpg

jspchief
03-26-2011, 06:06 AM
Put it down.

Fishpicker
03-26-2011, 06:27 AM
I dont believe the accusations. How is a Wall-eyed fish man with no ears going to follow a boy into a bathroom AND figure out how to work a pant zipper?

Rausch
03-26-2011, 08:14 AM
Nuke it from orbit. It is the only way to be sure.

LMAO

NewChief
03-26-2011, 09:21 AM
I clicked on the dude's picture before reading the article, and I assumed that he'd molested an animal.

KCFalcon59
03-26-2011, 10:19 AM
I clicked on the dude's picture before reading the article, and I assumed that he'd molested an animal.

That probably would have been better than molesting a kid. I would have said good for him.

NewChief
03-26-2011, 10:33 AM
That probably would have been better than molesting a kid. I would have said good for him.

Yeah. I felt sorry for the guy and thought he was probably just trying to have some kind of relationship (albeit with an animal) due to his disfiguration. Since it was with a kid though... nuthooks.

Rausch
03-26-2011, 10:35 AM
I clicked on the dude's picture before reading the article, and I assumed that he'd molested an animal.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQZJj0_YSJEDXCITPBGCzDpkpZZviCNw9bSHDJ-epRFLniEsocS

If only he'd grown the White Snake hair he might have been banging Linda Hamilton instead of pleading guilty outside the $#itter...

pr_capone
03-26-2011, 11:37 AM
Enchantment? Enchantment!

:LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL::LOL:

Over-Head
03-26-2011, 12:04 PM
Check out the guys ****ing picture!

.

I didn't know my brother moved to FL...go figure

Phobia
03-26-2011, 12:33 PM
Dude has http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002624/

MoreLemonPledge
03-26-2011, 12:42 PM
Children with this syndrome typically grow to become normally functioning adults of normal intelligence.

Valiant
03-26-2011, 12:47 PM
Wow. Imagine the police line up.

jspchief
03-26-2011, 01:11 PM
Wow. Imagine the police line up.
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pr_capone
03-26-2011, 01:13 PM
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Rain Man
03-26-2011, 04:10 PM
Dude has http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0002624/

My lord. There are sure some nasty ailments in the world.

Spott
03-26-2011, 04:14 PM
Damn, when I read the title of the thread I was thinking someone molested a chimpanzee or some kind of exotic animal. Turns out it was just Rocky Dennis.

Fish
03-26-2011, 04:38 PM
That 9 year old boy likely needs counseling after that shit....

Reerun_KC
03-26-2011, 05:53 PM
First person I thought of when I saw this....


ClayWhit... About his speed....

Demonpenz
03-26-2011, 06:12 PM
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that was impressive

Demonpenz
03-26-2011, 06:13 PM
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Phobia
03-26-2011, 08:03 PM
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blazzin311
03-26-2011, 08:29 PM
I clicked on the dude's picture before reading the article, and I assumed that he'd molested an animal.

My initial thought as well. I mean I don't usually like to jump to conclusions, but it made so much more sense that way after looking at his trainwreck of a face.

Jawshco
03-26-2011, 09:38 PM
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Ugly Duck
03-26-2011, 11:50 PM
Bush tried to warn us about human-animal hybrids in his State of the Union Address. We didn't listen.. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!!

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Der Flöprer
03-27-2011, 12:01 AM
Children with this syndrome typically grow to become normally functioning adults of normal intelligence.

If that's the case, then he should be castrated. I understand when you look like that, it's going to create some serious sexual frustrations, and illnesses. But buy a fucking hooker FFS.