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Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 01:57 AM
As a new moderator, I want to make sure that the community is included before I make my first big decision. The dumbassery, and general cocksucker attitude that this individual displays on a daily basis is one that I personally feel is detrimental to the community as a whole, and this person should probably be flogged in public for their nonsensical bullshit.

As a whole, what say you? I can't possibly be the only one sick of [you]'s bullshit. Give me the word, and I'll stick my boot straight up their cyber ass.

Tribal Warfare
04-01-2011, 01:58 AM
ROFL

okay who's shoe did I piss on now? LMAO

Frazod
04-01-2011, 01:59 AM
What the fuck did I do? :LOL:

CrazyPhuD
04-01-2011, 02:00 AM
Like NIKE says Just do it!

orange
04-01-2011, 02:01 AM
I say BAN HIM!!!! Ban his ass NOW!!

Zeke Ziggle
04-01-2011, 02:01 AM
Can I ask what i did?

Stinger
04-01-2011, 02:02 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/AndHereWeGo.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/popcorn.gif

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:02 AM
ban me, I deserve it....

Tribal Warfare
04-01-2011, 02:02 AM
AAAwe , Mod abuse for April Fools. Nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chiefs=Good
04-01-2011, 02:03 AM
Fuck. thats a good one ROFL ROFL ROFL

orange
04-01-2011, 02:03 AM
#$&% %^*&

You better edit that, Fudd. Know what I mean?

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:04 AM
BTW - a tipoff was that it said "CrazyCoffey" and not "crazycoffee" or "CC" or "that Coffee douche". Hence I knew everyone else saw their username in the OP...

Frazod
04-01-2011, 02:04 AM
Well, I voted to ban. Hopefully patteeu will rush to my defense. :D

Slainte
04-01-2011, 02:04 AM
I thought this was real...

I really need to back off of the douchbaggery attitude for a minute...

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:05 AM
I thought this was real...

I really need to back off of the douchbaggery attitude for a minute...

To be fair, it was really meant for you, what the rest of us see is just a cover story...

Frazod
04-01-2011, 02:05 AM
Hey, I think I've gone two whole days without offending anybody. Unless you count mocking Nirvana to Kurt Cobain.

JOhn
04-01-2011, 02:06 AM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL


Nice

Damn, I was gonna vote to ban myself. :banghead:

Slainte
04-01-2011, 02:06 AM
To be fair, it was really meant for you, what the rest of us see is just a cover story...

Well, when you put it that way, it just makes sense.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 02:07 AM
Now I encourage you all to vote yes, so that everyone who is clueless to this, comes in and sees an overwhelming vote to kick their ass off the island before they see anything else. :fire:

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:07 AM
Hey, I think I've gone two whole days without offending anybody. Unless you count mocking Nirvana to Kurt Cobain.

how offensive...

Nirvana58
04-01-2011, 02:07 AM
As a new moderator, I want to make sure that the community is included before I make my first big decision. The dumbassery, and general one who sucks the penis attitude that this individual displays on a daily basis is one that I personally feel is detrimental to the community as a whole, and this person should probably be flogged in public for their nonsensical bullshit.

As a whole, what say you? I can't possibly be the only one sick of Nirvana58's bullshit. Give me the word, and I'll stick my boot straight up their cyber ass.

Lol is this about the poll.... I might be plastered but I'm still sober enough to know the who suck and shouldn't move on

KC Tattoo
04-01-2011, 02:07 AM
:thumb:ROFL


:evil:

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:09 AM
Now I encourage you all to vote yes, so that everyone who is clueless to this, comes in and sees an overwhelming vote to kick their ass off the island before they see anything else. :fire:


LOL - done. what else can we do to make someone feel like committing Cybercide???

Frazod
04-01-2011, 02:09 AM
Fuck you guys, I'm leaving forever. :harumph:

JOhn
04-01-2011, 02:09 AM
Lol is this about the poll.... I might be plastered but I'm still sober enough to know the who suck and shouldn't move on

:LOL:

Yup, BAN HIS ass ROFL

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 02:10 AM
Let me be the first to say, this person sucks donkey balls and I too am sick of this poster's shit...

JOhn
04-01-2011, 02:11 AM
Let me be the first to say, this person sucks donkey balls and I too am sick of this poster's shit...

THIS

Frazod
04-01-2011, 02:13 AM
Okay, I just figured out what you did. It is 3:00 in morning.

Fucker. :D

JOhn
04-01-2011, 02:14 AM
Okay, I just figured out what you did. It is 3:00 in morning.

****er. :D

ROFL

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 02:14 AM
This is like Christmas Eve. I'm going to go to bed, and when I wake up, I'll run down stairs and see what Santa brought me. :evil:

JOhn
04-01-2011, 02:17 AM
This is like Christmas Eve. I'm going to go to bed, and when I wake up, I'll run down stairs and see what Santa brought me. :evil:
I'm calling this early, Hall Of Classics.... :thumb:


OH and how soon before we ban their dumb ass?

ClevelandBronco
04-01-2011, 02:18 AM
Worthless is far too generous a word. I've never voted to ban anyone here before, but this sorry prick must go.

Nirvana58
04-01-2011, 02:18 AM
I Voted ban to ban his ass... That muther fucker has Ben talking shit all night. Plus I hear he has a big rep stick. If you know wat I mean

Swazey
04-01-2011, 02:19 AM
hehe... I'm such an asshole in each of my 0.16 posts per day. lol

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 02:19 AM
I Voted ban to ban his ass... That muther fucker has Ben talking shit all night. Plus I hear he has a big rep stick. If you know wat I mean

http://mediaoutrage.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Ron-Jeremy1.jpg

MoreLemonPledge
04-01-2011, 02:22 AM
Ban that motherfucker.

Phobia
04-01-2011, 02:27 AM
It's a good thing TommyKat doesn't post here any longer. Somebody would have to draw her a crayon road-map explaining the deal.

Johnny Vegas
04-01-2011, 02:28 AM
I actually felt important...

KC Tattoo
04-01-2011, 02:31 AM
I actually felt important...

that was my first thought,, i am somebody here...

guess not :sulk:

rrl308
04-01-2011, 02:42 AM
No need for a poll. Adieu,Ciao,Auf Wiedersehen, and Sayonara!

rrl308
04-01-2011, 02:46 AM
O.K. I'm back.

Guru
04-01-2011, 03:11 AM
Nice. LMAO

Raiderhater58
04-01-2011, 03:14 AM
haha, you got me. I was like wtf all I posted was a picture of the moon... good one man

RYAN32
04-01-2011, 03:14 AM
what the fuck did i ever do to u guys to be pissed at me ?

RYAN32
04-01-2011, 03:20 AM
haha april fools fuckers !!!

Guru
04-01-2011, 03:27 AM
**** you guys, I'm leaving forever. :harumph:It's about fucking time you gigantic douche.

kstater
04-01-2011, 03:44 AM
You're damn straight I should.

Fritz88
04-01-2011, 04:01 AM
LMAO well done
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Stryker
04-01-2011, 04:07 AM
Awesome! ROFL

BigMeatballDave
04-01-2011, 04:29 AM
LMAO

Lbedrock1
04-01-2011, 04:31 AM
As a new moderator, I want to make sure that the community is included before I make my first big decision. The dumbassery, and general one who sucks the penis attitude that this individual displays on a daily basis is one that I personally feel is detrimental to the community as a whole, and this person should probably be flogged in public for their nonsensical bullshit.

As a whole, what say you? I can't possibly be the only one sick of Lbedrock1's bullshit. Give me the word, and I'll stick my boot straight up their cyber ass.

Now why would you want to ban the poster that makes your blood boil? He keeps his shit going so you will not be bored. If you stop looking at the back of his head and look at the whole picture, you will notice he has his head between the legs of a woman and he is sucking on a cl*t not a penis. Oh well, ban his azz.

the Talking Can
04-01-2011, 04:31 AM
LMAO



wow

i voted 'yes'

Braincase
04-01-2011, 04:33 AM
Well played.

Crush
04-01-2011, 04:42 AM
I still hate the fucking Eagles. :harumph:

Third Eye
04-01-2011, 04:54 AM
Haha, very nice. Good start to a fun day.

blaise
04-01-2011, 04:55 AM
Yes, ban him.

booger
04-01-2011, 04:57 AM
f#ckin jerk head

and i had just read the AF joke thread and the stories in there and Phobia's link to the prank on Endelt about the eagle scout rejection and all of the funny stuff in that thread and scrolled up to see this as a sticky and was shocked. Like WTF did i do to this prick? He really is the evil spawn of that mean old bugger milkman!

That was a damn good one! sure got me :thumb:

WilliamTheIrish
04-01-2011, 04:58 AM
haha!
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PRIEST
04-01-2011, 05:10 AM
ROFL

Dartgod
04-01-2011, 05:15 AM
I voted yes.

Ban that cocksucker!

Los Pollos Hermanos
04-01-2011, 05:16 AM
They do this same joke on the Stern Fan Network about every 3 months. Every noob falls hard because everyone plays into the joke. I think they have a standard tag like [showname] or something like that.

Huffman83
04-01-2011, 05:17 AM
Awesome....Just awesome!

I started thinking that I left CP logged on somewhere and someone posted pronz or something!

rockymtnchief
04-01-2011, 05:26 AM
Fine! I don't need you guys. All I need is this lamp, and nothing else...and...and this chair...and nothing else...and...and...this paddle ball...and...and nothing else...

Come on, Shit Head, let's go! Shit Head, let's go... :huh:

dannybcaitlyn
04-01-2011, 05:40 AM
WTF?? I barely even post comments. I Do get on here every day for my daily soaps, and jerry springer bullshit though. I Actually took a double take when when I saw the headline. LOL

crazycoffey
04-01-2011, 05:42 AM
Now why would you want to ban the poster that makes your blood boil? He keeps his shit going so you will not be bored. If you stop looking at the back of his head and look at the whole picture, you will notice he has his head between the legs of a woman and he is sucking on a cl*t not a penis. Oh well, ban his azz.

that's you you're talking about...

milkman
04-01-2011, 05:43 AM
I knew I was in trouble once Floppy was named a mod.

Wyatt Earp
04-01-2011, 05:45 AM
Haha Pretty damn brilliant
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Gonzo
04-01-2011, 05:47 AM
LMAO

Today will be the day Dane decides to log in. The freak out would be epic.
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blaise
04-01-2011, 05:48 AM
WTF?? I barely even post comments. I Do get on here every day for my daily soaps, and jerry springer bullshit though. I Actually took a double take when when I saw the headline. LOL

That's why you need to be banned.

KcMizzou
04-01-2011, 05:53 AM
What the hell?? LMAO

KCUnited
04-01-2011, 05:56 AM
Outstanding. To those I texted for backup, disregard.

cdcox
04-01-2011, 05:57 AM
Well done. I would have made this a locked sticky, and then blocked everyones thread starting abilities, and then watched the board explode as everyone posted in random threads trying to figure out why they are being banned.

blaise
04-01-2011, 05:58 AM
I wish the poll was public.

Los Pollos Hermanos
04-01-2011, 06:00 AM
I wish the poll was public.

It would be interesting to see who the 4 people that voted against themselves being banned were.

chiefqueen
04-01-2011, 06:07 AM
It would be interesting to see who the 4 people that voted against themselves being banned were.

My peeps are starting to show up.

notorious
04-01-2011, 06:10 AM
It was only a matter of time before someone found out.


I can run but I can't hide.


The thick, rich douchiness will always surface, and the Superhuman Mods will ALWAYS flush us out.



You will rue the day, Mr. Flopnuts, for we are growing in numbers and strength. We will infiltrate every orifice of CP with our douchbag ways.

You may have won this battle, but the war will NEVER end.

Bane
04-01-2011, 06:12 AM
No comment.

notorious
04-01-2011, 06:15 AM
I wish the poll was public.

This.


It's the perfect opportunity for me to define my enemies..........

SCTrojan
04-01-2011, 06:17 AM
Ban him. Ban him now.

patteeu
04-01-2011, 06:17 AM
Absolutely! It's about time. Ban him.

Okie_Apparition
04-01-2011, 06:18 AM
May your nose be removed from your face & your cock put in it's place. It will flop around all over your face leaving drops of pee in it's wake & your co-workers will bring in bacon sandwiches so they can may it twitch.

threebag02
04-01-2011, 06:21 AM
Well hell I kind of feel cheated.

patteeu
04-01-2011, 06:23 AM
Has frazod figured it out yet?

ReynardMuldrake
04-01-2011, 06:24 AM
I voted yes. This shit is getting out of hand. My penis-sucking days are clearly numbered.

mikey23545
04-01-2011, 06:26 AM
LMAO

Deberg_1990
04-01-2011, 06:26 AM
Ban me, i dont give a sh*t

SnakeXJones
04-01-2011, 06:27 AM
Well damn isn't like I burnt down Alex Gordon's house

JOhn
04-01-2011, 06:31 AM
Has frazod figured it out yet?

It took him about 30 minROFL

I was afraid he might take it out on the fridge

Hydrae
04-01-2011, 06:31 AM
Erm

notorious
04-01-2011, 06:32 AM
:D


:facepalm:

Ebolapox
04-01-2011, 06:41 AM
see, THIS is a good april fool's joke.

Otter
04-01-2011, 06:42 AM
BAN HIM!!!

HonestChieffan
04-01-2011, 06:43 AM
Indeed its time.

Demonpenz
04-01-2011, 06:45 AM
yeah! Unregistered deserves to be banned!

ohnoyoudidnt
04-01-2011, 06:46 AM
W.T.F. People? that makes my heart sad!!!

kstater
04-01-2011, 06:53 AM
The thread Noswad will start about this will be epic.

Brianfo
04-01-2011, 06:53 AM
You had me at hello.

seclark
04-01-2011, 06:54 AM
wtf?ROFL
ok...i'm going to try and read through this thread. i'm only here till noon, though.
hugs and kisses.
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siberian khatru
04-01-2011, 06:55 AM
Nice tweak to the program.

ReynardMuldrake
04-01-2011, 06:56 AM
Clearly, warispeace is a detriment to society and must be banned for the good of the planet. He contributes nothing of value to the forum and brings nothing but death, destruction, and general mischief wherever he goes. Just look at the decline in the post quality since his arrival:

http://i.imgur.com/MBVVY.jpg

A clearer case cannot be made. No single poster in the history of this Planet has done as much damage as warispeace. For the sake of common goodness and decency, and for the preservation of humanity, there is one clear course of action.

warispeace must be banned. I only pray we are not too late.

MOhillbilly
04-01-2011, 06:57 AM
Ban hammer

rockymtnchief
04-01-2011, 06:57 AM
wtf?ROFL
ok...i'm going to try and read through this thread. i'm only here till noon, though.
hugs and kisses.
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That'll be too late. Two more votes and your ass is banned FO EVA!!! :p

notorious
04-01-2011, 06:57 AM
Bravo Flopnuts. Bravo.

















Asshole. :D

ReynardMuldrake
04-01-2011, 06:58 AM
Also, the level of rape in Africa has skyrocketed since his arrival in 2010. I think the message is clear. Mods, you know what you must do.

http://i.imgur.com/OLeBp.jpg

luv
04-01-2011, 07:00 AM
LMAO

The funnier part is that "one who sucks the penis" isn't a bad thing as far as I'm concerned. If you're going to use insults, you need to find one that's not gender specific. :p

notorious
04-01-2011, 07:02 AM
The madness! Nobody is immune!

AndChiefs
04-01-2011, 07:02 AM
Wow this is amazing.

seclark
04-01-2011, 07:04 AM
wtf?ROFL
ok...i'm going to try and read through this thread. i'm only here till noon, though.
hugs and kisses.
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bah...rotten f@ckers. got me.
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Red Beans
04-01-2011, 07:05 AM
Should have been done after his first post!

blaise
04-01-2011, 07:05 AM
W.T.F. People? that makes my heart sad!!!

Then just ban yourself and save the trouble.

Sofa King
04-01-2011, 07:08 AM
This thread had me laughing before i even opened it. then it had me confused. now i'm back to laughing.


well played good sir.

MOhillbilly
04-01-2011, 07:08 AM
LMAO

The funnier part is that "one who sucks the penis" isn't a bad thing as far as I'm concerned. If you're going to use insults, you need to find one that's not gender specific. :p

shut it dicksucker.

ROYC75
04-01-2011, 07:08 AM
Ha Ha ..... Nice one, but on a day where everybody suspects something to happen ?

I see some of the earlier posters bit into this pretty good, Way to go frazod, you get the award of the day!

Hays
04-01-2011, 07:09 AM
I would ban him. I hate Douchbags

durtyrute
04-01-2011, 07:11 AM
Damn... what the hell?

KCbroncoHATER
04-01-2011, 07:11 AM
Yawn.

Alton deFlat
04-01-2011, 07:11 AM
That's pretty damn funny. I wondered what "what the hell did I do".

ReynardMuldrake
04-01-2011, 07:12 AM
My scientific analysis shows an alarming spike in the local douchebaggery levels since warispeace joined the Planet. Aside from a small dip when Googlegoogle was banned, douchbaggery levels have shot though the roof. Over 1200 Ortons from this year alone.

http://i.imgur.com/SiirW.jpg

durtyrute
04-01-2011, 07:12 AM
There's a poll to ban me.......kick ass........I have my own poll :toast:

Old Dog
04-01-2011, 07:14 AM
I was wondering what I did until I started reading. Nicely played.

KCwolf
04-01-2011, 07:15 AM
:wayne: That's how you kick off April Fools! Nice!!

luv
04-01-2011, 07:15 AM
shut it dicksucker.

If I shut it, how am I supposed to.....

KCFalcon59
04-01-2011, 07:15 AM
ROFL WTH??? ROFL LMAO

DMAC
04-01-2011, 07:16 AM
There's a poll to ban me.......kick ass........I have my own poll :toast:

God...STFU. We all hate you.

DMAC
04-01-2011, 07:16 AM
http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/brilliant.jpg

dannybcaitlyn
04-01-2011, 07:16 AM
Wow! Over 50% want me banned! Now I know how obama feels. I feel like i'm in medieval times next to a gillatean with people shouting. "Off with the douches Head!!" Lol

notorious
04-01-2011, 07:17 AM
This thread makes everyone feel special, if just for a moment.

chris
04-01-2011, 07:18 AM
Nicely done!!

Hook, line, and sinker!

had to read the comments to figure out the global aspects.

Good way to start Friday.

ROFL ROFL

tsyou606
04-01-2011, 07:21 AM
Awesome!!!!!!!!!!

King_Chief_Fan
04-01-2011, 07:21 AM
This is fucking hilarious.......nice job with this one ROFL

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 07:22 AM
I am laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes...


Only in America and only on CP can one have this much fun...

Props Mr Flopnuts!

mlyonsd
04-01-2011, 07:22 AM
Holy crap that was awesome. I was like, "WTF did I do to Floppy?".

Bane
04-01-2011, 07:23 AM
Haters gonna hate.
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munkey
04-01-2011, 07:25 AM
I am done...

Call me an idiot homer blah blah blah say whatever you want but I am done posting here. I will lurk from time to time because this is place for information.

There is just to much crap on here that makes being a planet member unenjoyable. I feel lucky that I got to get to know and meet a lot of you folks and I hope everything goes well for you.

~Zach~

luv
04-01-2011, 07:26 AM
Holy crap that was awesome. I was like, "WTF did I do to Floppy?".

I thought he was either drunk or just trying to get a rise outta me.

3rd&48ers
04-01-2011, 07:26 AM
Do it and quit talking about it...

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 07:26 AM
Wake up, get to work, log into CP to check the morning news and BOOM. I am getting voted off the island...

:cuss:

Tom_A_Hawk
04-01-2011, 07:30 AM
The mods have finally pissed me off. I am leaving this shit hole and never coming back. I hope all you turds get flushed. I have met some good people here and some that suck the penis. Most of you can fuck off.
sincerely
Dane McCloud:p

LiveSteam
04-01-2011, 07:30 AM
What going on in hear? Did someone say my name ?

Thig Lyfe
04-01-2011, 07:30 AM
Is this because I broke the news about Cassel being traded??? DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!!!

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 07:32 AM
Damn 59-13....

And I voted for myself...

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 07:32 AM
Is this because I broke the news about Cassel being traded??? DON'T KILL THE MESSENGER!!!

Its all in good fun...

Thig Lyfe
04-01-2011, 07:38 AM
Its all in good fun...

What, is this some sort of PRANK DAY?!?!? Where people PRANK people and say "HAPPY PRANK DAY" or some BULLSHIT?!?!


FUCK ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LiveSteam
04-01-2011, 07:41 AM
OMG IM SO STUPID ! I just figured out ,everyone sees their name in the thread title.
& hear I thought it was all about me.

chiefforlife
04-01-2011, 07:41 AM
That was awesome, I hadnt even had my coffee yet, I was like ...WTF? Ha!

KCbroncoHATER
04-01-2011, 07:43 AM
hear ... here

Thanks!

HonestChieffan
04-01-2011, 07:48 AM
What going on in hear? Did someone say my name ?

Its here you knucklehead. Here. Not Hear. Do you hear? Its no wonder everyone hates you. I wish I could get my vote back to allow you to stay.

I love days like this.

Donger
04-01-2011, 07:49 AM
"Sticky: Poll: Donger"

Never a good combination.

Count Zarth
04-01-2011, 07:50 AM
A slight pang of fear trembled through my bowels.

http://i445.photobucket.com/albums/qq173/nal3s/atfirstiwaslikeIT.jpg

Bane
04-01-2011, 07:50 AM
Ha Ha @ you goofy noobs!
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Frazod
04-01-2011, 07:52 AM
I can't wait until rambleonthruthefog sees this. His first reaction should be to blame me. LMAO

FishingRod
04-01-2011, 07:53 AM
well done LMAO

Count Zarth
04-01-2011, 07:55 AM
The real April Fools joke is that I saw this and thought "YES! Another thread about me...thank you Flopnuts." Alas, I cannot revel in the negative attention this time. :(

Also, if you log out this is funny:

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ed5bug.jpg

Mr. Arrowhead
04-01-2011, 07:55 AM
ROFL, I was like WTF

seclark
04-01-2011, 07:55 AM
just noticed "KCLJFellater" ROFL
funnier than this thread.
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RockChalk
04-01-2011, 07:58 AM
Good stuff. I was like WTF did I do?

Dave Lane
04-01-2011, 08:00 AM
Awesome and funny as hell and I didnt even read any of the response yet :) ROFL LMAO

luv
04-01-2011, 08:00 AM
I can't wait until rambleonthruthefog sees this. His first reaction should be to blame me. LMAO

Shouldn't that be everyone's first reaction? :p

Frazod
04-01-2011, 08:02 AM
It's certainly easier to fall for if you've stepped on enough toes that you might warrant a real one. Being one of the first people to see it helped, too.

I get up to take a leak at 3:00 in the morning and login for a second while I'm half asleep. At first I figure it's a joke thread - as a new mod, maybe Flopnuts has seen the "complaints about frazod" vault and decided to have a little fun with me, so I play along. But in the back of my mind I'm wondering if it's for real. God me pretty good until I realized none of the other responses mentioned me.

Excellent April Fools prank. Bastard! nlm

dtebbe
04-01-2011, 08:03 AM
Nice... I was about to ask if mods would give infractions to anyone who made a joke today without fully disclosing it was a joke.

DT

ChiefsOne
04-01-2011, 08:03 AM
What the hell did I do? I rarely post.

Predarat
04-01-2011, 08:04 AM
If you do it might just save my job, I got a chewing out for non productivity, and this site is a majot cause of that!

Hog Farmer
04-01-2011, 08:04 AM
Damn, I had a knot in my throat. Fucking awesome you douchebag !

Sofa King
04-01-2011, 08:04 AM
It's certainly easier to fall for if you've stepped on enough toes that you might warrant a real one. Being one of the first people to see it helped, too.

I get up to take a leak at 3:00 in the morning and login for a second while I'm half asleep. At first I figure it's a joke thread - as a new mod, maybe Flopnuts has seen the "complaints about frazod" vault and decided to have a little fun with me, so I play along. But in the back of my mind I'm wondering if it's for real. God me pretty good until I realized none of the other responses mentioned me.

Excellent April Fools prank. Bastard! nlm

I see you think pretty highly of yourself...

Frazod
04-01-2011, 08:06 AM
I see you think pretty highly of yourself...

First prankster mods, now grammarnazis..... :moon:

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 08:06 AM
Does this mean I have to do a......

"
The Mods around here have finally pissed me off to the point where I can no longer be a member at Chiefsplanet.

I'm happy to have met some nice people over the years who I call friends and will continue to call friends. You all know how to reach me.

To the rest, **** off and die.

Later."

Thread?

DJ's left nut
04-01-2011, 08:06 AM
That is the coolest script ever - though I felt special there for a moment...

Frazod
04-01-2011, 08:07 AM
Does this mean I have to do a......

"
The Mods around here have finally pissed me off to the point where I can no longer be a member at Chiefsplanet.

I'm happy to have met some nice people over the years who I call friends and will continue to call friends. You all know how to reach me.

To the rest, **** off and die.

Later."

Thread?

In your case, I don't think anybody would care..... :D

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 08:07 AM
It's certainly easier to fall for if you've stepped on enough toes that you might warrant a real one. Being one of the first people to see it helped, too.

I get up to take a leak at 3:00 in the morning and login for a second while I'm half asleep. At first I figure it's a joke thread - as a new mod, maybe Flopnuts has seen the "complaints about frazod" vault and decided to have a little fun with me, so I play along. But in the back of my mind I'm wondering if it's for real. God me pretty good until I realized none of the other responses mentioned me.

Excellent April Fools prank. Bastard! nlm


It was very well done....

Bearcat
04-01-2011, 08:08 AM
As a new moderator, I want to make sure that the community is included before I make my first big decision. The dumbassery, and general one who sucks the penis attitude that this individual displays on a daily basis is one that I personally feel is detrimental to the community as a whole, and this person should probably be flogged in public for their nonsensical bullshit.

As a whole, what say you? I can't possibly be the only one sick of [you]'s bullshit. Give me the word, and I'll stick my boot straight up their cyber ass.

We had a long discussion about this in the mod forum, and while some of us have wanted to ban [you] since day one, others were really worried about the community's response.... I'm a little shocked at the poll results, frankly.

Well, bye.

Hog Farmer
04-01-2011, 08:09 AM
The first thought that crossed my mind was I need to lay off the jerkoff jokes but not now.

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 08:09 AM
In your case, I don't think anybody would care..... :D

:harumph: You would miss me an you know it.... Admit it, deep down, you like me...

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 08:10 AM
We had a long discussion about this in the mod forum, and while some of us have wanted to ban Reerun_KC since day one, others were really worried about the community's response.... I'm a little shocked at the poll results, frankly.

Well, bye.


LOL, I'm not, I voted for myself...

If it was you, I would of voted your ass off also...

Frazod
04-01-2011, 08:11 AM
We had a long discussion about this in the mod forum, and while some of us have wanted to ban frazod since day one, others were really worried about the community's response.... I'm a little shocked at the poll results, frankly.

Well, bye.

See if I ever take you to Gino's again to buy me deep dish pizza, asshole!

Frazod
04-01-2011, 08:11 AM
:harumph: You would miss me an you know it.... Admit it, deep down, you like me...

As long as Buster Hymen still logs in occasionally, we'll be okay. :evil:

"Bob" Dobbs
04-01-2011, 08:12 AM
Fucking beautiful!

luv
04-01-2011, 08:13 AM
LOL, I'm not, I voted for myself...

If it was you, I would of voted your ass off also...

Like the OP, Bearcat's post was only directed at you in your own mind.

Sofa King
04-01-2011, 08:16 AM
this place went to hell ever since that flopnuts guy became a mod.

Bearcat
04-01-2011, 08:16 AM
See if I ever take you to Gino's again to buy me deep dish pizza, asshole!

LMAO

Sofa King
04-01-2011, 08:19 AM
the funny thing about this thread is seeing how many people respond without ever reading any of the posts.


damn n00bs!

TIED5573
04-01-2011, 08:22 AM
Just got home from work, and a reading about a Shocker victory, and now I'm banned?

(Sniff) Gosh, Floppy, I never new you cared.

Whatever will I do?

Superturtle
04-01-2011, 08:22 AM
http://i52.tinypic.com/v2z1px.gif

Blindside58
04-01-2011, 08:24 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5UG7ISJfP0&feature=player_detailpage

TIED5573
04-01-2011, 08:27 AM
Dang it! And for just a minute there, I thought it was all about me.

Well, let that be a lesson to anyone over 18 who messes with them internests. No fool like an ole' fool.

dirk digler
04-01-2011, 08:28 AM
LMAO I voted yes. Fuck that guy.

DaFace
04-01-2011, 08:30 AM
Muahahahaha...
Posted via Mobile Device

Chief Henry
04-01-2011, 08:32 AM
Great APril FOOls joke by the mods....nice one Floppy.

chiefsnorth
04-01-2011, 08:32 AM
Hahaha aha. Now THIS is an April fool thread!

Chief Faithful
04-01-2011, 08:33 AM
Wow! I login this morning and to my surprise I see that I am being recognized for my gigantic douchebag contributions. I finally exist. LMAO

Earthling
04-01-2011, 08:37 AM
LMAOLMAOLMAO
LOL and a very good prank ! :thumb:

Buck
04-01-2011, 08:42 AM
OrangeMane did this once a few years back, I knew that this was it.

JimBaker488
04-01-2011, 08:43 AM
So what's the problem ?

OmahaChief
04-01-2011, 08:45 AM
LOL

ChiefaRoo
04-01-2011, 08:47 AM
Ban the SOB. I heard he pissed on the Alamo!





Good job flop, heh.

JimBaker488
04-01-2011, 08:47 AM
LOL
Happy April 1st to you to, have a good one !

philfree
04-01-2011, 08:50 AM
I voted to ban the guy.


PhilFree:arrow:

Simplex3
04-01-2011, 08:51 AM
Where do I sign the petition? I hate that guy.

DaFace
04-01-2011, 08:52 AM
OrangeMane did this once a few years back, I knew that this was it.

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L.A. Chieffan
04-01-2011, 08:53 AM
finally im recognized around here for my achievements

Renegade
04-01-2011, 08:53 AM
So is the whole planet banned now? This is awesome

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 08:56 AM
Posted this right before bed. This is like Christmas fucking morning. Thanks to DaFace and Bearcat, my partners in crime. And thanks to Bwana, and OTW for the collaboration. If there are any gems in my rep comments (muahahahaha, haven't read them yet) I may post them. This thread fucking delivered.

Phobia
04-01-2011, 08:59 AM
OMG IM SO STUPID ! I just figured out

You just figured out you were stupid?

We've all known forever. Bug even warned us before you registered.

Reerun_KC
04-01-2011, 09:00 AM
Posted this right before bed. This is like Christmas ****ing morning. Thanks to DaFace and Bearcat, my partners in crime. And thanks to Bwana, and OTW for the collaboration. If there are any gems in my rep comments (muahahahaha, haven't read them yet) I may post them. This thread ****ing delivered.

you did well...

talastan
04-01-2011, 09:03 AM
What can I say I rock!! ROFL Great post!

tymania
04-01-2011, 09:06 AM
this is pretty humorous i must say...
i rarely ever post Mr. Flopnuts...

Pestilence
04-01-2011, 09:06 AM
http://www.sanitaryum.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/at-first-i-was-like-but-then-i-lold.jpg

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 09:07 AM
Everyone pretty much knew, but my favorite rep comments were "lol, how did I get picked for this?" And "i shit in a box and mailed it to your house. Expect it"

Jack
04-01-2011, 09:08 AM
?

Pestilence
04-01-2011, 09:08 AM
Honestly....it might have got me had it been someone else who started the thread. But as soon as I saw Flopnuts.....I knew what it was.

blaise
04-01-2011, 09:09 AM
?

Yeah, got it? You're about to be banned.

Phobia
04-01-2011, 09:10 AM
Honestly....it might have got me had it been someone else who started the thread. But as soon as I saw Flopnuts.....I knew what it was.

Yeah, but if I had started it you would have been fooled.

MahiMike
04-01-2011, 09:11 AM
Sweet! Free Press! Works for Lindsay and Paris.

Pestilence
04-01-2011, 09:11 AM
Yeah, but if I had started it you would have been fooled.

Yeah....because we all know that you hate me.

milkman
04-01-2011, 09:11 AM
?

You see the poll results?

You should just be proactive and do a "I'm leaving forever thread", before you suffer the embarrasment of banning.

seaofred
04-01-2011, 09:12 AM
That's funny. I barely even post, so I was wondering what I did.

tymania
04-01-2011, 09:13 AM
This is great.. i see what you did.. nice job!!!! got me for a min

EWOK
04-01-2011, 09:14 AM
I guess I should comment on the this poll about ME! But you all seem to be enjoying the joke!

Joe Seahawk
04-01-2011, 09:14 AM
:LOL::LOL:

Phobia
04-01-2011, 09:14 AM
That's funny. I barely even post, so I was wondering what I did.

We should admend the op to say something about "barely ever posting".... we'd rope more people in that way.

Thig Lyfe
04-01-2011, 09:15 AM
I guess I should comment on the this poll about ME! But you all seem to be enjoying the joke!

GET OUT.

redhed
04-01-2011, 09:16 AM
Dam, got me! That's pretty good. Shoulda clued in with "unregistered".

blaise
04-01-2011, 09:16 AM
I guess I should comment on the this poll about ME! But you all seem to be enjoying the joke!

Fuck off.

Donger
04-01-2011, 09:19 AM
One of my more disturbing repeating dreams is about molesting an Ewok. I don't know if the Ewok is male or female (or if Ewoks have different genders), but that little purring/growling noise that it makes is very erotic.

petegz28
04-01-2011, 09:20 AM
Ban his ass!!! Oh wait.....

Bwana
04-01-2011, 09:21 AM
just noticed "KCLJFellater" ROFL
funnier than this thread.
sec

Without question LMAO

KC Dan
04-01-2011, 09:23 AM
Ban the SOB. I heard he pissed on the Alamo!





Good job flop, heh.No, but I did piss on the brono statue at the new Pile High after it was built!

Floppy,
Good one for me to wake up to... 9 hours to attend an irish wedding here in Phoenix. I don't think too many people will be standing at Robbie Fox's Pub after 11pm tonight here. Including me...

Jack
04-01-2011, 09:23 AM
You see the poll results?

You should just be proactive and do a "I'm leaving forever thread", before you suffer the embarrasment of banning.

Great way to gain notoriety!

At the rate in which I post, the Chief will have won their second SB before I notice.

Lzen
04-01-2011, 09:25 AM
Nice :thumb:

You had me for a second.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 09:27 AM
Without question LMAO

Who on EARTH would do something so inconsiderate?

Rudy lost the toss
04-01-2011, 09:27 AM
This thread exposes all of the annoying fuckers who don't read a thread before posting.

boogblaster
04-01-2011, 09:28 AM
OK you evil bastards I just got here to see this chit hurts me to no end .. first Ive been banned from my bedroom by the ole-woman now this .. Im going to the garage and flop me nuts then hanging me self .. bye you evil bastards ....

redhed
04-01-2011, 09:28 AM
But seriously folks, banhammer time!! :D

Bwana
04-01-2011, 09:28 AM
Posted this right before bed. This is like Christmas ****ing morning. Thanks to DaFace and Bearcat, my partners in crime. And thanks to Bwana, and OTW for the collaboration. If there are any gems in my rep comments (muahahahaha, haven't read them yet) I may post them. This thread ****ing delivered.

This is an obvious future hall of classics thread. Gold, pure gold on some of the responses. LMAO

Priest31kc
04-01-2011, 09:31 AM
LMAO

Bwana
04-01-2011, 09:31 AM
Who on EARTH would do something so inconsiderate?

MOD ABUSE!!!!!!!

Lumpy
04-01-2011, 09:33 AM
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Oh and why can't I read ANY of the posts?! I can't even read the OP, all I can read is the title. So I have no idea wtf is going on!!! It's as if everyone is on ignore, but I can't take them off ignore!!

If this is a pathetic April Fools joke, it's not funny. :( If it's not, and you're sincere about banning me... I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't know what I did to make you so upset! I thought we got along great and I think very highly of you, Mr. Flopnuts.

I are sad. :huh:

Jack
04-01-2011, 09:35 AM
Funny, all my log in names are being banned, even the ones I barely use.

Banning without representation is tyranny.

We will be suing. . .

DaFace
04-01-2011, 09:37 AM
My favorite part about this thread is it brings out all of the lurkers. Very effective.

KC Dan
04-01-2011, 09:37 AM
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Oh and why can't I read ANY of the posts?! I can't even read the OP, all I can read is the title. So I have no idea wtf is going on!!! It's as if everyone is on ignore, but I can't take them off ignore!!

If this is a pathetic April Fools joke, it's not funny. :( If it's not, and you're sincere about banning me... I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't know what I did to make you so upset! I thought we got along great and I think very highly of you, Mr. Flopnuts.

I are sad. :huh:HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is priceless!

Donger
04-01-2011, 09:39 AM
It must have been a little annoying to have to have given the clues in the OP. I wouldn't have liked that.

Not.

One.

Bit.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 09:40 AM
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Oh and why can't I read ANY of the posts?! I can't even read the OP, all I can read is the title. So I have no idea wtf is going on!!! It's as if everyone is on ignore, but I can't take them off ignore!!

If this is a pathetic April Fools joke, it's not funny. :( If it's not, and you're sincere about banning me... I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't know what I did to make you so upset! I thought we got along great and I think very highly of you, Mr. Flopnuts.

I are sad. :huh:

Send the pictures. :titus:

Steron
04-01-2011, 09:42 AM
I must admit, this made me laugh.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 09:43 AM
Just got my first PM apologizing and promising to leave. And it's not from Lumpy. I think I'm getting gamed though.

Jack
04-01-2011, 09:43 AM
My favorite part about this thread is it brings out all of the lurkers. Very effective.

True, but it made me forget who I was for a minute.

Now my lurkers are lurking me. . .and it ain't fun being lurked when you think you are the lurking master. I gotta contact the WPP for a new ID and location.

Life's tough if you're a cream puff. . .

gblowfish
04-01-2011, 09:46 AM
Well, at least I got a new screen saver outta all this...

Stinger
04-01-2011, 09:47 AM
JFC, Flopnuts! I was only kidding when I said that they will let anyone be a mod these days! Oh and why can't I read ANY of the posts?! I can't even read the OP, all I can read is the title. So I have no idea wtf is going on!!! It's as if everyone is on ignore, but I can't take them off ignore!!

If this is a pathetic April Fools joke, it's not funny. :( If it's not, and you're sincere about banning me... I'm sorry you feel that way. I don't know what I did to make you so upset! I thought we got along great and I think very highly of you, Mr. Flopnuts.

I are sad. :huh:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/Joker.gif












http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/2r7oehj.gif

Detoxing
04-01-2011, 09:49 AM
Fuck yeah! BAN HIS ASS!

Mr. Flopnuts
04-01-2011, 09:51 AM
I'm getting all the credit on this, but DaFace and Bearcat deserve more than me.

patteeu
04-01-2011, 09:52 AM
OrangeMane did this once a few years back, I knew that this was it.

Yeah, PatriotsPlanet has had a thread like this for a while too.

Sofa King
04-01-2011, 09:53 AM
Everyone pretty much knew, but my favorite rep comments were "lol, how did I get picked for this?" And "i shit in a box and mailed it to your house. Expect it"

You're welcome.