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Saul Good
04-08-2011, 06:57 PM
How about a random Friday evening thread? Of the DC posters on this forum, what posters are the conservative/liberal equivalents of each other? I'll start with a few off the top of my head:

patteeu:banyon
jaric:gobowe
babylee:orange
petegz:direckshun
stevieray: Dave Lane
honestchieffan:jAZ
sportsshrink:frankie
The Mad Crapper: MemeMe
alnorth: jiveturkey

What are your thoughts on my selections? Let's see some of yours...

jiveturkey
04-08-2011, 07:18 PM
I got partnered with al?

Fuck me in the goat ass!

HonestChieffan
04-08-2011, 08:19 PM
Cool. Jaz is a smart guy.

Direckshun
04-08-2011, 08:26 PM
Considering that I'm a step or two above a Matt Drudge drone, I think the comparison's unfair.

Now if you're counting us together just in terms of the sheer volume of invective we shit out, you're probably right.

Substantially, I'd say it's comparing apples with really shitty apples.

Direckshun
04-08-2011, 08:29 PM
That said, I haven't the slightest clue who I'd compare myself to. I really don't.

Perhaps the closest someone gets to what I'd consider to be "my style" would be TJ.

Direckshun
04-08-2011, 08:35 PM
To further disprove the Direckshun-petezg23 disconnect:

Pete's last three threads: Repubs want to kill women!?!? Obama To GOP On Budget: Getting Your Way "Is Not How It Works" Abortion for Military Pay ROFL

Mine: Now Ivory Coast's dictator is about to fall. It takes a billion dollars to win the presidency. US Interests I think it's fair to say there's a distinct difference.

Direckshun
04-08-2011, 08:40 PM
Meanwhile, some of Saul's most recent threads: Will we see a major Dem challenge Obama for the 2012 nomination? OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL 'Starving yogi' astounds Indian scientists Al Gore Accused of Sexual Assault LeBron James a Tea Party Sympathizer? What is the best political ad/video you have ever seen? Migrants sell up, flee Arizona ahead of crackdown Voters Now Trust Republicans More On All 10 Key Issues DJI: 9,988.04 The country, nay, the world owes Harry Reid a debt of gratitude Romney Wins New Hampshire Republican Party Committee Straw Poll A moment of sanity

patteeu
04-09-2011, 02:13 AM
I'm as much of a banyon fan as I can be given our political differences, so I take that particular association as a compliment.

I've got one: Mr. Kotter and Lurch.

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 08:13 AM
I'm as much of a banyon fan as I can be given our political differences, so I take that particular association as a compliment.

I've got one: Mr. Kotter and Lurch.

I can't say that I'm familiar with Lurch.

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 08:14 AM
Cool. Jaz is a smart guy.

I thought that was the most dead-on comparison of all.

orange
04-09-2011, 08:16 AM
I thought that was the most dead-on comparison of all.

You didn't list your own twin. Do you have any nominees in mind?

Also, you can take all the various conspiracy fans and throw them in one bag, ideology notwithstanding. The secret masters will understand.

patteeu
04-09-2011, 09:47 AM
I can't say that I'm familiar with Lurch.

Lurch is a Mr. Kotter alt who was actively posting when Mr. Kotter was leaning to the right with his fence-straddling positions. Lurch was outed several years ago when Mr. Kotter forgot who he was logged in as.

Jaric
04-09-2011, 10:04 AM
Works for me.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 10:08 AM
Cool. Jaz is a smart guy.

True but he's saying you are the exact opposite so....

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 10:09 AM
And given that this is the exact opposite of who you are I'm very happy with my pairing :)

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 10:11 AM
You didn't list your own twin. Do you have any nominees in mind?

Also, you can take all the various conspiracy fans and throw them in one bag, ideology notwithstanding. The secret masters will understand.

Picking my own seems like bad form.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 10:11 AM
I got partnered with al?

**** me in the goat ass!

Al is a pretty sharp dude.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 10:12 AM
Picking my own seems like bad form.

I'm gonna go with Donger for you.

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 10:13 AM
I'm gonna go with Donger for you.

I'm flattered, but we're on the same side of the aisle.

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 10:16 AM
Considering that I'm a step or two above a Matt Drudge drone, I think the comparison's unfair.

Now if you're counting us together just in terms of the sheer volume of invective we shit out, you're probably right.

Substantially, I'd say it's comparing apples with really shitty apples.

I haven't seen any major issues with my picks other than from you. Upon review of the evidence, my decision stands.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 10:38 AM
I'm flattered, but we're on the same side of the aisle.

Ahhh you are both centrists in this RWNJ forum. You are fairly similar so I guess that doesn't work

Actually here in DC if you believe Obama should be tried before he is shot you are pretty left leaning and maybe a Marxist.

SNR
04-09-2011, 10:41 AM
penchief and BucEyedPea

Shit, that was easy

SNR
04-09-2011, 10:43 AM
Mr. Kotter and chris

ClevelandBronco and dirk digler

talastan
04-09-2011, 10:51 AM
I don't know if I actually would have a bizarro twin. Like Saul said previously I'm not picking my own.

NewChief
04-09-2011, 10:55 AM
No one for me... of course I don't post here as much as I did at one time.

Donger
04-09-2011, 10:56 AM
I don't understand the question.

BucEyedPea
04-09-2011, 11:03 AM
Mr. Kotter and chris

ClevelandBronco and dirk digler

Nope. It should be— ClevelandBronco and HamasJenkins

dirk is much more civil

ClevelandBronco
04-09-2011, 11:19 AM
I don't understand the question.

Yeah, you're a tough one.

patteeu
04-09-2011, 11:31 AM
No one for me... of course I don't post here as much as I did at one time.

I'll go with Saul Good vs NewChief.

jiveturkey
04-09-2011, 11:32 AM
Al is a pretty sharp dude.
I know, I'm actually glad that I wound up with him any not one of the lunatics. I should have used a smilie but figured defiling my own goat ass would suffice.

BIG_DADDY
04-09-2011, 11:32 AM
No one for me... of course I don't post here as much as I did at one time.

I don't know why in the hell you want to be reffered to as a liberal.

People don't follow the party line all the time are going to be hard to match. I am a prime example of that. I constantly get blasted for being a republican because some of my most passionate positions are on that side but the truth is I am all over the board.

BIG_DADDY
04-09-2011, 11:33 AM
fankie/john wayne would be better.

AndChiefs
04-09-2011, 11:36 AM
I don't know why in the hell you want to be reffered to as a liberal.

People don't follow the party line all the time are going to be hard to match. I am a prime example of that. I constantly get blasted for being a republican because some of my most passionate positions are on that side but the truth is I am all over the board.

Yeah it's tough for those of us who view ourselves as more moderate I suppose.

Jaric
04-09-2011, 11:43 AM
I'll go with Saul Good vs NewChief.

I think that works.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 11:55 AM
I haven't seen any major issues with my picks other than from you. Upon review of the evidence, my decision stands.

Non sequitor. One does not follow from the other.

SNR
04-09-2011, 12:07 PM
Non sequitor. One does not follow from the other.Ahh... I see.

Direckshun/Donger

Fixed.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:15 PM
Ahh... I see.

Direckshun/Donger

Fixed.

Closer. I would consider that a less egregious comparison.

I think our posting styles and our approach to current events are very, very different, though.

Chiefshrink
04-09-2011, 12:15 PM
That said, I haven't the slightest clue who I'd compare myself to. I really don't.

Perhaps the closest someone gets to what I'd consider to be "my style" would be TJ.

Nah, your twin is BEP:thumb:

SNR
04-09-2011, 12:16 PM
Closer. I would consider that a less egregious comparison.

I think our posting styles and our approach to current events are very, very different, though.What's your solution?

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:19 PM
What's your solution?

Pretty sure I already posted it (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7548364&postcount=5).

SNR
04-09-2011, 12:27 PM
Pretty sure I already posted it (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7548364&postcount=5).That's pretty good

AustinChief
04-09-2011, 12:27 PM
What? I don't get an evil twin? Can I be my own evil twin?

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 12:34 PM
Non sequitor. One does not follow from the other.

The decision STANDS. (Unless you can convince NewChief that I should reconsider. If someone as intelligent, attractive, and well-endowed as he must be thinks the comparison is poor, I will listen to your appeal.)

SNR
04-09-2011, 12:41 PM
What? I don't get an evil twin? Can I be my own evil twin?Recount/BushLiedPeopleDied

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 12:44 PM
Ahhh you are both centrists in this RWNJ forum. You are fairly similar so I guess that doesn't work

Actually here in DC if you believe Obama should be tried before he is shot you are pretty left leaning and maybe a Marxist.

Wow. I've never considered myself a centrist.

It's actually funny that you mention that this is such a RWNJ forum, as thinking about that is what led me to this thread idea. This forum has turned 180 degrees from what it was 4 years ago.

When an unpopular Republican is in power, this place gets flooded by lefties slinging mud. When it's a Democrat screwing up everything, the lefties get tired of defending the indefensible, and the righties take over.

Instead of jAZ posting threads left and right, it's HCF. Instead of mememe running amok, it's SHTSPRAYER. (Holy shit. How did I miss that one in the OP?)

This forum doesn't lean one way or the other by nature. People are just front-runners by nature.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 12:54 PM
Closer. I would consider that a less egregious comparison.

I think our posting styles and our approach to current events are very, very different, though.

Remember its not similar its OPPOSITE. So getting compared to a drooling simian is a GOOD thing.

SNR
04-09-2011, 12:57 PM
Remember its not similar its OPPOSITE. So getting compared to a drooling simian is a GOOD thing.
What's your beef with Donger?

Chiefshrink
04-09-2011, 01:18 PM
Instead of mememe running amok, it's SHTSPRAYER. (Holy shit. How did I miss that one in the OP?)

MadCrapper-Direckshun or Orange

patteeu
04-09-2011, 02:06 PM
The decision STANDS. (Unless you can convince NewChief that I should reconsider. If someone as intelligent, attractive, and well-endowed as he must be thinks the comparison is poor, I will listen to your appeal.)

LMAO

mlyonsd
04-09-2011, 02:42 PM
TJ/Amnorix?

Amnorix
04-09-2011, 02:43 PM
Probably bad form to pick my own. I'll try not to sulk too much about being ignored so far in this thread. I'll just assume it's because no one on the right is nearly as awesome and everyone knows it...or something... :D

mlyonsd
04-09-2011, 02:46 PM
Probably bad form to pick my own. I'll try not to sulk too much about being ignored so far in this thread. I'll just assume it's because no one on the right is nearly as awesome and everyone knows it...or something... :D

Crybaby.

NewChief
04-09-2011, 02:48 PM
I don't know why in the hell you want to be reffered to as a liberal.

People don't follow the party line all the time are going to be hard to match. I am a prime example of that. I constantly get blasted for being a republican because some of my most passionate positions are on that side but the truth is I am all over the board.

My "loving liberal" moniker came about when I got sick of the word liberal being some kind of dirty word, so I embraced it. I really am liberal in a lot of ways, but I'm also pretty open-minded and able to see different perspectives (which is, to me, a quintessential trait of my liberalism, unlike my myopic, close-minded friends on the right).

Baby Lee
04-09-2011, 02:51 PM
Orange? ORANGE??


BL: Rethinking place in the world.

Saul Good
04-09-2011, 02:57 PM
Probably bad form to pick my own. I'll try not to sulk too much about being ignored so far in this thread. I'll just assume it's because no one on the right is nearly as awesome and everyone knows it...or something... :D

Didn't a regular in the DC forum win some big contest in the lounge recently? Whomever it was must be the only one worthy.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=242027

trndobrd
04-09-2011, 03:05 PM
Probably bad form to pick my own. I'll try not to sulk too much about being ignored so far in this thread. I'll just assume it's because no one on the right is nearly as awesome and everyone knows it...or something... :D


Well...you asked for it:

Amnorix / Tom Cash

orange
04-09-2011, 04:00 PM
Orange? ORANGE??


BL: Rethinking place in the world.

http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/TV/T/Tonight_Show_The/tonight_show_conan_o_brien_im_with_coco_image_01.jpg

Bowser
04-09-2011, 04:01 PM
I am the Alpha AND the Omega.

Baby Lee
04-09-2011, 04:02 PM
http://collider.com/wp-content/image-base/TV/T/Tonight_Show_The/tonight_show_conan_o_brien_im_with_coco_image_01.jpg

Were'd you get that? Cut'n'Paste from DailyKos? ;)

patteeu
04-27-2011, 11:04 AM
SHTSPRAYER : dirk digler - for rapid fire bumping of old threads

Chiefspants
04-27-2011, 11:11 AM
SHTSPRAYER : dirk digler - for rapid fire bumping of old threads

looooool, I was wondering if this was coming.

WilliamTheIrish
04-27-2011, 01:08 PM
Lurch is a Mr. Kotter alt who was actively posting when Mr. Kotter was leaning to the right with his fence-straddling positions. Lurch was outed several years ago when Mr. Kotter forgot who he was logged in as.

Ah, the memories...

RedNeckRaider
04-27-2011, 03:14 PM
No one for me... of course I don't post here as much as I did at one time.

The only one I can think of is myself when I tip too many ~

LOCOChief
04-27-2011, 03:51 PM
I think if I had one here they would have to be here illegally (because I'm here legally) and from a place below our southern boarder (I reside north of it). I don't think that they would be very clean (because I am) And I'm pretty sure their initials would be KCN.

Earthling
04-27-2011, 07:24 PM
How sad is it that I have no bizzarro twin..!!? But, if its suppose to be a polar-opposite, I would have to say it would be someone young that was mostly always wrong. :p

Jaric
04-27-2011, 07:42 PM
How sad is it that I have no bizzarro twin..!!? But, if its suppose to be a polar-opposite, I would have to say it would be someone young that was mostly always wrong. :p

I see what you did there.