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Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:06 AM
We're all gonna get laid!

DaFace
04-09-2011, 12:11 AM
Excellent.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:12 AM
Excellent.

Not you. You're not getting laid.

Please leave this thread.

cdcox
04-09-2011, 12:12 AM
How 'bout a Fresca?

BIG_DADDY
04-09-2011, 12:13 AM
Tearing up the Gaza Strip.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:13 AM
How 'bout a Fresca?

*lifts one eyebrow*

*ponders*

*strokes chin*













*tilts head*
















Hmmm, yeah. You can stay.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:14 AM
Tearing up the Gaza Strip.

Breaking the embargo!

DaFace
04-09-2011, 12:14 AM
Not you. You're not getting laid.

Please leave this thread.

You suck. But it's ok. The word "again" is omitted here, and I'm kind of tired tonight anyway.

luv
04-09-2011, 12:16 AM
You suck. But it's ok. The word "again" is omitted here, and I'm kind of tired tonight anyway.

Sucking isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:16 AM
You suck. But it's ok. The word "again" is omitted here, and I'm kind of tired tonight anyway.

I don't know what you're talking about.

And masturbation doesn't count. I'm actually saying that everybody in this thread is going to physically get sexual pleasure before it falls to the second page.

It's going to happen.

But not for you. Shoo.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:17 AM
Sucking isn't necessarily a bad thing.

This thread just found its burst.

DaFace
04-09-2011, 12:17 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.

And masturbation doesn't count. I'm actually saying that everybody in this thread is going to physically get sexual pleasure before it falls to the second page.

It's going to happen.

But not for you. Shoo.

ROFL

luv
04-09-2011, 12:18 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.

And masturbation doesn't count. I'm actually saying that everybody in this thread is going to physically get sexual pleasure before it falls to the second page.

It's going to happen.

But not for you. Shoo.

I hate to burst your bubble, but there is zero chance I get laid before this falls to page two.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:19 AM
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is zero chance I get laid before this falls to page two.

WTF luv

KS Smitty
04-09-2011, 12:20 AM
Damn I'm sure glad I didn't post in this thread.

BIG_DADDY
04-09-2011, 12:21 AM
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is zero chance I get laid before this falls to page two.

You gotta a box. Getting laid is about as hard as breathing.

JOhn
04-09-2011, 12:21 AM
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is zero chance I get laid before this falls to page two.

you have neighbors right?

yhf
04-09-2011, 12:26 AM
I'm actually saying that everybody in this thread is going to physically get sexual pleasure before it falls to the second page.

It's going to happen.

So you think you have invented some kind of perpetual post machine thread thing here. I dunno. I kinda doubt your thread invention has the proper gear ratio postwise and whatnots. Guess I screwed myself by posting in your shitty thread. The more I post the longer I have to wait for the sexual pleasure stuff.

luv
04-09-2011, 12:26 AM
You gotta a box. Getting laid is about as hard as breathing.

I don't feel like having to get some guy drunk.

luv
04-09-2011, 12:27 AM
you have neighbors right?

I have BOB.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:27 AM
So you think you have invented some kind of perpetual post machine thread thing here. I dunno. I kinda doubt your thread invention has the proper gear ratio postwise and whatnots. Guess I screwed myself by posting in your shitty thread. The more I post the longer I have to wait for the sexual pleasure stuff.

You're either overestimating this thread or underestimating your mating prowess.

DaFace
04-09-2011, 12:28 AM
I should talk my wife into giving it another go just for the irony of being the only one kicked out of this thread and the only one that fulfilled the thread's prophecy.

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:31 AM
I should talk my wife into giving it another go just for the irony of being the only one kicked out of this thread and the only one that fulfilled the thread's prophecy.

I am fulfilling it right now.

I am sooooooo inside a vagina right now.

Laptop is on her tits. It's not the most romantic lovemaking the world has ever seen, but it's about par for the course for me.

luv
04-09-2011, 12:33 AM
I should talk my wife into giving it another go just for the irony of being the only one kicked out of this thread and the only one that fulfilled the thread's prophecy.

Well, you're no fun.


Er, maybe you are, and that's why you're the one getting laid.




Okay, I've had zero to drink, and I already feel like I should just shut up...lol.

KS Smitty
04-09-2011, 12:35 AM
I am sooooooo inside a vagina right now.


Do you need a flashlight?

Direckshun
04-09-2011, 12:36 AM
Do you need a flashlight?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_LQL8HSKXpUM/SSxxh_FYd-I/AAAAAAAAAFY/Jqf1qJRnXMY/s400/Orbital+Nov+08.jpg

yhf
04-09-2011, 12:37 AM
You're either overestimating this thread or underestimating your mating prowess.

Just realized I left out a very important part of my post, the omitted portion was gonna be a proclamation of absolute abstinence until this thread hits the second page. So basically I will NOT have the sexual pleasure type stuff 'til this thread slips off the front page. It's gonna be hard to hold up my end of the bargain what with the wife always not wanting to provide the pleasure type sex stuff. We'll just hafta see how this one plays out.

johnny961
04-09-2011, 12:41 AM
No way in hell I'm getting laid. In fact, I'm fixing to go to bed so I can maybe get 3 or 4 hours sleep so I can get back up at 6am and be at work at 7. That is unless an old fart like me could somehow conceivably pull off a wet dream or some crazy shit like that.

KS Smitty
04-09-2011, 12:42 AM
Just realized I left out a very important part of my post, the omitted portion was gonna be a proclamation of absolute abstinence until this thread hits the second page. So basically I will NOT have the sexual pleasure type stuff 'til this thread slips off the front page. It's gonna be hard to hold up my end of the bargain what with the wife always not wanting to provide the pleasure type sex stuff. We'll just hafta see how this one plays out.

I make a motion to have a Mod lock this thread immediately so that yhf has to go and do the sexual pleasure type stuff to his wife til she is screaming with passion for him to put his manhood where it belongs.

Do I have a second?

yhf
04-09-2011, 12:50 AM
I make a motion to have a Mod lock this thread immediately so that yhf has to go and do the sexual pleasure type stuff to his wife til she is screaming with passion for him to put his manhood where it belongs.

Do I have a second?

Just moments ago I informed my wife of the perpetual sex thread deal here and explained my stance on the matter, she responded with a fervent and impassioned yawn so yeah the stakes are pretty high.

DaFace
04-09-2011, 12:53 AM
Ok. Tired now. G'nite. :)
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Count Zarth
04-09-2011, 01:02 AM
I just blew up like 50 Tie Fighters in X-Wing Alliance. Shit owns.

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acesn8s
04-09-2011, 01:13 AM
Sucking isn't necessarily a bad thing.I would settle for that right now.

HoneyBadger
04-09-2011, 01:23 AM
Yay for midnight booty calls. I got me a female on her way to my house right now!!

Rausch
04-09-2011, 07:35 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.

And masturbation doesn't count.

Then yer' doin' it wrong...

luv
04-09-2011, 07:56 AM
Then yer' doin' it wrong...

How is that even possible?

Delano
04-09-2011, 08:40 AM
Yay for midnight booty calls. I got me a female on her way to my house right now!!

http://rumorsontheinternets.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/kanye-haha-fuckyou.gif

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-09-2011, 08:43 AM
I feel like I should post in here.

kysirsoze
04-09-2011, 08:48 AM
Either this thread won't hit the second page for another 8 hours or so, or I just started the sexiest shift of work I've had in weeks.

Dave Lane
04-09-2011, 09:16 AM
Do you need a flashlight?

Actually he probably needs a Fleshlight :)

ROYC75
04-09-2011, 09:17 AM
We're all gonna get laid!

Dude, Recreational drugs are bad.

Kerberos
04-09-2011, 09:38 AM
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Bowser
04-09-2011, 09:47 AM
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JOhn
04-09-2011, 01:28 PM
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:thumb::thumb:

shirtsleeve
04-09-2011, 01:49 PM
I hate to burst your bubble, but there is zero chance I get laid before this falls to page two.

Here you go, luv!

http://tropicalflowershawaii.net/images/big_double_orchid_lei.jpg

bevischief
04-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Then yer' doin' it wrong...

ROFL

bevischief
04-09-2011, 03:36 PM
Actually he probably needs a Fleshlight :)

LMAO

bevischief
04-09-2011, 03:37 PM
Here you go, luv!

http://tropicalflowershawaii.net/images/big_double_orchid_lei.jpg

LMAO

kysirsoze
04-09-2011, 03:40 PM
ROFL

LMAO

LMAO

So what your saying is you're enjoying this thread? ;)

Chocolate Hog
04-09-2011, 03:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/rawbery79/Gifs/simpsons.gif

bevischief
04-09-2011, 04:23 PM
So what your saying is you're enjoying this thread? ;)

Yes I am. I need a good laugh. Been a rough couple of weeks.

JOhn
04-09-2011, 06:39 PM
I don't feel like having to get some guy drunk.

Don't give me that shit! O.J. Chopped his wife's head off and still got some ass!

Tribal Warfare
04-09-2011, 06:43 PM
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stevieray
04-09-2011, 06:44 PM
I am fulfilling it right now.

I am sooooooo inside a vagina right now.

Laptop is on her tits. It's not the most romantic lovemaking the world has ever seen, but it's about par for the course for me.

that's your mom, emailing you again about getting out.

Predarat
04-09-2011, 07:44 PM
So its that easy?

Dallas Chief
04-09-2011, 08:25 PM
I am fulfilling it right now.

I am sooooooo inside a vagina right now.

Laptop is on her tits. It's not the most romantic lovemaking the world has ever seen, but it's about par for the course for me.

Do you know how I know you're gay???:p

luv
04-09-2011, 08:27 PM
Here you go, luv!

http://tropicalflowershawaii.net/images/big_double_orchid_lei.jpg

Woohoo!