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Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:02 PM
Dont let the Man steal your information! They're trying to control the world, starting with you and your Children!

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Dicky McElephant
04-11-2011, 12:07 PM
http://www.dustpuppyoffroad.com/visual/albums/myspace/ohnoes.gif

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:10 PM
http://www.dustpuppyoffroad.com/visual/albums/myspace/ohnoes.gif

Oh sure, you can make a mockery now, but when the Man starts putting Nano mind control technology in your favorite cereal, what are you going to do then?

Expand you mind, man. We're being lied to. The Government is impeding on our daily lives, watching our every move, all in an effort to control your brain.

Inspector
04-11-2011, 12:24 PM
I was just thinking the raison bran was starting to taste weird.

Damn nano thingies.

gblowfish
04-11-2011, 12:32 PM
Captain Crunch STOLE MY SOUL!!!!!

Easy 6
04-11-2011, 12:34 PM
See that hummingbird staring at you outside the window? its not a real bird...

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:34 PM
I was just thinking the raison bran was starting to taste weird.

Damn nano thingies.

Raisin Bran....or Raising Brain?

Hrmmm????? Think about it man. Think about it.

MoreLemonPledge
04-11-2011, 12:36 PM
HOLY SHIT. THE CIA KNOWS WHAT MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:37 PM
See that hummingbird staring at you outside the window? its not a real bird...

Go ahead. Laugh. But they DO have technology EXACTLY like that. I have a source who works for the CIA. They have thousands of them that they unleash on certain parts of the country. They send recorded conversations back to the CIA via satellite.

They have em deployed on people's homes. Everyone from Child Molesters to Bank officials. They're watching us all.

Dance puppets, dance.

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:39 PM
HOLY SHIT. THE CIA KNOWS WHAT MY FAVORITE BANDS ARE

And you don't see how they can use that information to manipulate you?

You really need to open your eyes, man. Shit is unfolding right now.

Bump
04-11-2011, 12:40 PM
WE'RE ALL MADE OUT OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CIA KILLED KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WONT HAVE ANY WATER SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012 MAYAN PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN ASTEROID IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY PUT LITHIUM IN BOTTLED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBAMA ISNT A US CITIZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOM BRADY HURT HIS DRAFT STOCK SO HE WOULD BE A PATRIOT BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTED BECAUSE THERE IS AN AMERICAN FLAG ON THEIR LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RICH CEO'S ARE BUYING UNDERGROUND FORTRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YELLOWSTONE IS PAST DUE TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN AND NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Easy 6
04-11-2011, 12:40 PM
Go ahead. Laugh. But they DO have technology EXACTLY like that. I have a source who works for the CIA. They have thousands of them that they unleash on certain parts of the country. They send recorded conversations back to the CIA via satellite.

They have em deployed on people's homes. Everyone from Child Molesters to Bank officials. They're watching us all.

Dance puppets, dance.

Oh i agree, they certainly do have that kind of stuff & much of it is a lot smaller than a hummingbird, things that'd be almost impossible to detect.

Easy 6
04-11-2011, 12:41 PM
LMAO 'WERE ALL MADE OUT OF CORN!'

MoreLemonPledge
04-11-2011, 12:43 PM
Oh i agree, they certainly do have that kind of stuff & much of it is a lot smaller than a hummingbird, things that'd be almost impossible to detect.

HOLY SHIT THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD DOUBLE DOWN ON A SOFT 18 AGAINST A DEALER'S 6!!!

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 12:45 PM
WE'RE ALL MADE OUT OF CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CIA KILLED KENNEDY!!!!!!!!!!

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE WONT HAVE ANY WATER SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!

GLOBAL WARMING WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2012 MAYAN PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AN ASTEROID IS COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY PUT LITHIUM IN BOTTLED WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OBAMA ISNT A US CITIZEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOM BRADY HURT HIS DRAFT STOCK SO HE WOULD BE A PATRIOT BECAUSE THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTED BECAUSE THERE IS AN AMERICAN FLAG ON THEIR LOGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RICH CEO'S ARE BUYING UNDERGROUND FORTRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YELLOWSTONE IS PAST DUE TO EXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EARTHQUAKE IN JAPAN AND NUKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When this kind of information is so blatant and right in front of your face, why do you make a mockery of it?

I will pray to the astro gods for you tonight.

Easy 6
04-11-2011, 12:46 PM
HOLY SHIT THEY'RE LISTENING TO ME ARGUING ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT YOU SHOULD DOUBLE DOWN ON A SOFT 18 AGAINST A DEALER'S 6!!!

That fly that keeps harrassing you? you guessed it...

SNR
04-11-2011, 12:52 PM
The government's watching this thread right now. It's going to kill us all.

KILLER_CLOWN
04-11-2011, 12:54 PM
Uh ya i opened this thinking it may contain some new information, but i am disappoint.

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 01:23 PM
Where the fuck is teedubya and Durtyrute to back me up on this?

DMAC
04-11-2011, 01:25 PM
I dont have a facebook. Mainly cause I think it's gay.

Donger
04-11-2011, 01:31 PM
I have a source who works for the CIA.

No you don't.

kysirsoze
04-11-2011, 01:32 PM
Who the hell calls it "The Facebook"?

CoMoChief
04-11-2011, 01:44 PM
Who the hell calls it "The Facebook"?

Dont know who STILL calls it that....but that was the original name for it.

loochy
04-11-2011, 02:22 PM
When this kind of information is so blatant and right in front of your face, why do you make a mockery of it?

I will pray to the astro gods for you tonight.

When idiots of this magnitude are so blatant and post right in front of your face, why wouldn't we make a mockery of them?

I will pray to George Bush for you tonight.

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 02:27 PM
When idiots of this magnitude are so blatant and post right in front of your face, why wouldn't we make a mockery of them?

I will pray to George Bush for you tonight.

Keep your eyes covered, sheep. It'll be all over before you realize it.

sedated
04-11-2011, 02:34 PM
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves

loochy
04-11-2011, 02:35 PM
Keep your eyes covered, sheep. It'll be all over before you realize it.

You are right. Facebook rules our life!

Detoxing
04-11-2011, 02:38 PM
You are right. Facebook rules our life!

Did you even watch the video, puppet?

It's ok, keep telling the man all of your private information. And when they start filling your favorite band's songs with subliminal messages you'll be the one following the rest of the sheep down the goat trail of death.

Not I. I will be here to repopulate this planet.

loochy
04-11-2011, 02:53 PM
Did you even watch the video, puppet?

It's ok, keep telling the man all of your private information. And when they start filling your favorite band's songs with subliminal messages you'll be the one following the rest of the sheep down the goat trail of death.

Not I. I will be here to repopulate this planet.

No you wont. You'll be executed when they get rid of all the wackos.

Fruit Ninja
04-11-2011, 03:09 PM
Well they can pay attention to me posting about how the Lakers are doing (they are fail right now). My music of choice and, and what city i live in! lol

keg in kc
04-11-2011, 03:10 PM
I dont have a facebook. Mainly cause I think it's gay.I have one that I use for nothing but playing a game (Dragon Age: Legends). And it has absolutely no personal information on it.

MoreLemonPledge
04-11-2011, 03:30 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ae653.jpg

Bump
04-11-2011, 03:31 PM
Not I. I will be here to repopulate this planet.

Oh for heaven's sakes don't do that.