**** Official 2011 NBA Playoffs Thread ****

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

6 points for James. He is getting it going individually.

[KurtCobain]

wtf

[WhitiE]

6 points for James. He is getting it going individually.

lol

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Dirk's shot looks good tonight.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Bullshit refs.

[DaKCMan AP]

LOL @ Matrix

[-King-]

How is that a foul?

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Lebron so got away with a double dribble

[dirk digler]

Ok I want to see Wade or Lebron get T'd up when he starts whining. I hate fucking double standards

[Al Bundy]

Double dribble.... hmm guess the ref forgot the rule.

[kstater]

If Dallas wins tonight, game 6 is going to be unbearable. Dallas might "commit" more fouls than scored points.

[-King-]

Double dribble.... hmm guess the ref forgot the rule.

Well they have to get Marion for guarding LeBron. We can't have that!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

If it bleeds we can kill it.

[KC_Connection]

Look at that...a NBA player talking shit.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Ok I want to see Wade or Lebron get T'd up when he starts whining. I hate ****ing double standards

yea i agree, Wade bitches more than anyone in the league and never gets T'ed up

[DaKCMan AP]

How is that a foul?

Marion bumped him with the knee, it was the exact call the ref made.

Lebron so got away with a double dribble

Double dribble.... hmm guess the ref forgot the rule.

If you watch, after the "dribble" Lebron picked it up and the ref signaled that it was a tip and he was free to dribble. After the ref made that signal, Lebron began to dribble.

[DaKCMan AP]

If Dallas wins tonight, game 6 is going to be unbearable. Dallas might "commit" more fouls than scored points.

STFU

Dallas has had less fouls and more free throw attempts (I think) in every game thus far in the series, and is ahead again tonight in fouls and equal in FTAs.

[kstater]

Clown shoes

[Mr. Arrowhead]

The Jet is bringing it tonight

[-King-]

LeBron got owned.

[KC_Connection]

MARIO CHALMERS

[dirk digler]

Chalmers feeling it

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

If Mario Chalmers ever cools off Dallas will blow this game wide open. Jesus.

[WhitiE]

FUCK YOU CHALMERS!!!!! no not really, good shot...

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Hahahaha. Fuck you James. 4-10, 9 points. GETTING IT GOING INDIVIDUALLY! ATTACK MODE!

[DaKCMan AP]

Miami 57
dallas 60

Half

Dallas shooting 66% to Miami's 51% and are only up 3. LMAO

[-King-]

Why did James shoot it at 6 seconds?

[-King-]

Miami 57
dallas 60

Half

Dallas shooting 66% to Miami's 51% and are only up 3. LMAO

So...Miami is losing?

[WhitiE]

So...Miami is losing?

yup, thats all I got from that

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

So...Miami is losing?

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ag6ee8.jpg

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Hahaha...ABC totally pwns Lebron.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Chalmers vs. Mavs on threes: 12-28 (43%)
Chalmers vs. rest of NBA on threes: 18-59 (31%)

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Cleveland fans, lol

Forgot how much I hated LBJ's leaning 27-footer to end the half. Asshole.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

The mavs need to pay up to Tyson Chandler in the offseason

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Say this for Lebron. He's not deferring to Wade tonight. Of course, Wade is hurt and he's deferring to Mario Chalmers instead.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

SteveNash Steve Nash
The Heat have no chance guarding Dirk right now. I'd mix it up some and put Lebron on him. Might not matter he's that good.

[dirk digler]

Say this for Lebron. He's not deferring to Wade tonight. Of course, Wade is hurt and he's deferring to Mario Chalmers instead.

LMAO

[KurtCobain]

I have always hated Mario Chalmers. He's a bad, sick man.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

No Wade. Stay down, bitch.

[DaKCMan AP]

WTF was that with Marion?

[dirk digler]

JJ

[DaKCMan AP]

Mike Miller. On Fire.

[kstater]

With Wade out, maybe Lebran will take this chance to step out from his shadow.

[dirk digler]

miller

[DaKCMan AP]

Enough with the pouring 3's.

[dirk digler]

Don't know about that call

[kstater]

Wow

[dirk digler]

lol

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Dirk fucking nasty. Fucking DIRTY DIRK.

[-King-]

I think Dirk's shot touched the ceiling before it went in.

[tk13]

They need to check the rafters for scuff marks after that shot.

[dirk digler]

Raining 3's tonight

[dirk digler]

At this pace it might be 100 by the end of the 3rd quarter

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

lil Hobbit showin' up....HEAT FUCKED

[DaKCMan AP]

Dallas shooting 67% from 3.. they have to cool off at some point. Right? right?

[KurtCobain]

Yeah the Heat's gettin put out

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Enough with the pouring 3's.

Shut up bitch...if Chalmers gets to play over his head the best three point shooting team in the playoffs gets to be sicknasty.

[DaKCMan AP]

Shut up bitch...if Chalmers gets to play over his head the best three point shooting team in the playoffs gets to be sicknasty.

Eat a dick.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Is Wade done for the game?

[DaKCMan AP]

DDDDDDDDDWAAAAAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Al Bundy]

Ohhh this thread is pure entertainment, regardless of who wins.

[WhitiE]

KIDD!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

suck on three pointers, dakcmanap

[DaKCMan AP]

13 turnovers :banghead:

[KurtCobain]

Ohhh this thread is pure entertainment, regardless of who wins.

Yeah. The too biggest heads on the planet. fucking each other.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

HELL YEAH!!!!

[Al Bundy]

13 turnovers :banghead:

That was a straight up throw away.

[WhitiE]

did Larry Bird have a mullet in that pic?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

http://www.noows.de/lifestyle/gallery/stars/Dirk-Nowitzki_dapd-RonnyHartmann.jpg

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

This is beautiful. We are taking Miami's defense and skullfucking it.

[LiveSteam]

This is beautiful. We are taking CRACK WAGONS defense and skullfucking it.

LMAO

[dirk digler]

I wouldn't get too excited yet Clay there is still one quarter and 3:30 left in the 3rd quarter to play and the Heat can put up points quickly

[DaKCMan AP]

I wouldn't get too excited yet Clay there is still one quarter to play and the Heat can put up points quickly

Clay is the definition of a schizo, unstable, 6 year old. Up. Down. Anger. Joy.

[dirk digler]

Everybody knows my name...fuck yeah

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I wouldn't get too excited yet Clay there is still one quarter and 3:30 left in the 3rd quarter to play and the Heat can put up points quickly

Dirk is king of the 4th.

[DaKCMan AP]

Holy laser pass from Wade to Howard.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Clay is the definition of a schizo, unstable, 6 year old. Up. Down. Anger. Joy.

http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/c/c6/YOU_MAD.jpg

[ChiefsandO'sfan]

http://eye-on-basketball.blogs.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/29921671

another reason to hate them

[LiveSteam]

Heat check

[DaKCMan AP]

Cardinal is a premier flopper.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

THAT'S A SHOOTING FOUL? EAT SHIT REFS.

[-King-]

How was that in the act of shooting?

[Pitt Gorilla]

Refs hate Cardinal.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Thank you, Joey, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

[The Bad Guy]

Clay is the definition of a schizo, unstable, 6 year old. Up. Down. Anger. Joy.

I bet you are in your late 20s and have actual posters of Heat players hanging in your bedroom.

[dirk digler]

lol Cardinal steals the ball from bron

[DaKCMan AP]

I bet you are in your late 20s and have actual posters of Heat players hanging in your bedroom.

You'd lose those bets. Both of them.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Cardinal LMAO

[DaKCMan AP]

That's a ridiculous loose ball call not even close to the ball.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Loose ball foul on Chalmers.

[WhitiE]

ahahahahaha poor bron bron

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Haha, nice shot attempt James.

[LiveSteam]

Great game.

[The Bad Guy]

You'd lose those bets. Both of them.

Fine. I'm sure there's at least Miami Heat curtains and a comforter on the bed.

[dirk digler]

James should have been T'd up for his reaction. Another double standard

[DaKCMan AP]

Fine. I'm sure there's at least Miami Heat curtains and a comforter on the bed.

LMAO

I do have a Alonzo Mourning poster in a room decorated with sports memorabilia. That's about it, though.

[Dylan]

What happened to Dewayne Wade? TIA

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

fucking flagrant

[dirk digler]

Should have been a flagrant

[Mr. Arrowhead]

should have been a flagrant foul

[WhitiE]

****ing flagrant

yup

[CaliforniaChief]

Howard's glare after the foul gave that away, IMO.

[-King-]

Damn...look at all that pain Wade is fighting...

[Al Bundy]

LMAO

I do have a Alonzo Mourning poster in a room decorated with sports memorabilia. That's about it, though.

No Ron Seikaly poster?

[Mr. Arrowhead]

JJ is playing tonight

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

FUCKING HOBBIT YO

[WhitiE]

Howard's glare after the foul gave that away, IMO.

thats exactly what I was thinking

[DaKCMan AP]

LOL @ the kid in the Heat shirt yelling that Bron was shooting.

[Dylan]

Damn...look at all that pain Wade is fighting...

I thought the announcer said, Wade was out with a hip injury?

I turned around and there he was driving to the basket... LMAO

[-King-]

Oh...I thought they weren't going to call that

[DaKCMan AP]

No Ron Seikaly poster?

I barely remember Seikaly's Heat days.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

LOL @ the kid in the Heat shirt yelling that Bron was shooting.

tHAT WAS YOU.

[-King-]

I thought the announcer said, Wade was out with a hip injury?

I turned around and there he was driving to the basket... LMAO

Wade would chip a nail and act like he punctured a lung.

[WhitiE]

WOW WHAT A ****ING FOUL!!! they should eject him for even trying to guard wade...

[DaKCMan AP]

Mahinmi = foul magnet

[DaKCMan AP]

tHAT WAS YOU.

I wish I had that seat.

[loochy]

Wtf! Dirk gets humped off the ball @ one end and then wade goes down and doesn't get touched and gets a call

[Mr. Arrowhead]

Dirk gets slaughtered and gets no call, but wade get breathed on the next time down the floor and gets the call

[Dylan]

LOL @ the kid in the Heat shirt yelling that Bron was shooting.

LMAO

that invisible sh-- makes front page news

[WhitiE]

Dirk gets slaughtered and gets no call, but wade get breathed on the next time down the floor and gets the call

lol i was wondering who foul was... :p

[okcchief]

These have been some good games. Too bad Lebron is missing them :)

[WhitiE]

so you can move both feet while holding the ball? If I had known that I would have been a lot better in HS....

[Dylan]

Wade would chip a nail and act like he punctured a lung.

thanks, King LMAO

[WhitiE]

JJ!!!!!!!

[WhitiE]

good shot bron bron

[Demonpenz]

Ronny seikleys wife

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Barea > Lebron

[Mr. Arrowhead]

so you can move both feet while holding the ball? If I had known that I would have been a lot better in HS....

ROFL

[loochy]

Ronny seikleys wife

Super hawt

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Mavs are rebounding like crap.

[Al Bundy]

Fuck Rony Seikaly, that Vinny Testaverde looking motherfucker.

[KurtCobain]

They gotta stop the lay-ups.

[DaKCMan AP]

Trip-dub for Bron, now lets see the Heat get the W.

[dirk digler]

wtf kind of shot was that Terry?

[KurtCobain]

Damn boys in blue. You had this one. Don't let it slip away.

[-King-]

Fucking shit

[KC_Connection]

And there's the triple double. The guy just sucks.

[58-4ever]

Nice passing. Bron with a triple double.

[DaKCMan AP]

Keep it going Miami!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Dirk got this. You know he got this.

[loochy]

Give Dirk the effing ball. They won't pass to him...

[Al Bundy]

Mental lapses on defense big time for the Mavericks. Heat aren't doing anything special except hitting wide open layups.

[DaKCMan AP]

27th triple double in NBA Finals history. 15th player to record a triple double in the NBA Finals.

[loochy]

Jeremiah weed must be for douchebags

[-King-]

And there's the triple double. The guy just sucks.

15 points.

Wade is out and you have 15 points?

15 points?

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I giggle like a virgin whenever I see that FWB ad.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

You knew Dallas couldn't hold this lead. To the wire!
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[Bowser]

27th triple double in NBA Finals history. 15th player to record a triple double in the NBA Finals.

Sweet! Fuck him.

[DaKCMan AP]

DWYANE MOTHERFUCKING WADE

[-King-]

Wow.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Dirk got this.

[Al Bundy]

Was Wade really even hurt?

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Get to the line!
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[KurtCobain]

D Wade is something special. Bron knew he needed him.

[DaKCMan AP]

Dirk bitching out Chandler

[WilliamInnerCircle]

GD it!
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[Al Bundy]

Why in the hell is Dirk passing and not shooting?

[-King-]

TERRY!

[WilliamInnerCircle]

That was large
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[loochy]

Terrrrrrryyyyyyyyyy

[KurtCobain]

Terry makin up.

[Bowser]

Oh damn!

[KurtCobain]

Damn that foreign dudes got skill.

[WhitiE]

LMAO

[dirk digler]

Not showing much respect for Lebron by putting Kidd on him and Marion on Wade

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

DIRK GOT THIS MOTHERFUCKERS

[DaKCMan AP]

Awful call. Chandler was in the restricted area.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

This series has been incredible....
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[KurtCobain]

Mavs playin Heat ball.

Nice.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

TC

[loochy]

Finally an o foul

[notorious]

All these games are roller coasters. JFC...

[CaliforniaChief]

As a fan of neither team I'll just say that this has just been an outstanding series.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Chandler has to take that shot.
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[KurtCobain]

This is over.

Suck it, Bronny.

[CaliforniaChief]

This series has been incredible....
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Beat me to it!

[-King-]

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[KurtCobain]

THE KIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Bowser]

HUUUGE

[Mr. Arrowhead]

J KIDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Kidd got this.

[dirk digler]

Kidd with the big shot

[loochy]

Kiddddddddd

[Dylan]

OMG Jason Kidd for 3 wow

[DaKCMan AP]

Fuck

[notorious]

Wide



Fucking



Open



and, unlike LBJ, Kidd actually makes it.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

What a bomb!

Back and forth every game. A fabulous series
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[dirk digler]

The NBA sucks and college basketball is so much better

[KC_Connection]

JKIDD

[tk13]

Could this thing be any more of a rollercoaster...

[-King-]

Dirk Werner Nowitzki (<small>German pronunciation: </small>[ˈdɪʁk ˈvɛʁnɐ noˈvɪtski] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:IPA_for_German)) (born June 19, 1978) is an alien shit stabber disguised as a German professional basketball player who plays for the Dallas Mavericks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_Mavericks) of the National Basketball Association (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Basketball_Association) (NBA).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirk_Nowitzki

[KC_Connection]

The NBA sucks and college bar is so much better
The people that say that don't watch NBA playoff basketball.

[58-4ever]

Man, Kidd is such a better shooter than he used to be.

[-King-]

The NBA sucks and college basketball is so much better

LMAO I can't believe people actually say this.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Here comes the closer.

http://i55.tinypic.com/x5qxs2.jpg

[notorious]

The NBA sucks and college basketball is so much better

:D

[-King-]

The people that say that don't watch NBA playoff basketball.

Yep.

[DaKCMan AP]

Marion fucking pushes Wade to the floor and no foul???

[notorious]

LMAO I can't believe people actually say this.

The people that think that the NBA is still like it was in the 90's and early 2000's say that.

[KurtCobain]

The Heat just aren't ready for a ring.

[CaliforniaChief]

Marion fucking pushes Wade to the floor and no foul???

LMAO

[KC native]

Marion fucking pushes Wade to the floor and no foul???

Yea. that should have been called.

[notorious]

JFC

James is like a freight train when he pushes inside. Wow

[dirk digler]

BTW if you couldn't tell I was kidding. I LOVE THE NBA

[KurtCobain]

miss it bosh

[-King-]

That was a fucking foul on LeBron

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

WHAT A GARBAGE NO CALL ON MARION'S LAYUP.

[WilliamInnerCircle]

The people that say that don't watch NBA playoff basketball.
Skip, ROYrunn, the usual suspects
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[Dylan]

game over!!

[LiveSteam]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DaKCMan AP]

Game.

[CaliforniaChief]

WOW

[tk13]

You gotta be kidding.

[WhitiE]

ahahaha another fucking 3!!!!! ahhhhhh!!!!!!

[chiefs1111]

wow

[dirk digler]

GAME OVER LMAO

[Al Bundy]

Bosh rewarded for being out of control there. Terry... damn.

[Mr. Arrowhead]

JET with the DAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bowser]

Fucking money. Ballgame.

[notorious]

Holy fukcis afljdfklshtistit


That was amazing.

[Oso]

JET

[-King-]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


TERRY CAME TO FUCKING BALL!

[KC native]

ballgame. right there. fuck, I want dallas fans' souls to be crushed.

[loochy]

Terrrrryyyyyyy balls of steel

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

I love this shit and I may move to England.

[58-4ever]

Maybe the Jet was right

[WilliamInnerCircle]

Terry has earned his keep tonight
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[KC native]

well, at least they can still collapse and lose the next two.

[DaKCMan AP]

Bogus offensive foul on Bron and the no call on Marion don't even matter, Dallas' 68% shooting from 3 is too much to overcome. Miami must hold home court. Twice.

[notorious]

Money is still on Miami.


Home cooking makes all the difference.

[KC_Connection]

Crazy that he even took that.

[58-4ever]

WHAT A GARBAGE NO CALL ON MARION'S LAYUP.

Um negative. Marion lost control of the ball.

[-King-]

So, then LeBron said, "I'm on attack mode tonight" http://i54.tinypic.com/24e6clk.gif

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

Mavericks are unbeatable when Barea and Terry fuck your shit up.

[Bowser]

Money is still on Miami.


Home cooking makes all the difference.

Yup. LeFlop will shine.

[notorious]

Money is still on Miami.

Home cooking makes all the difference.

For the series, of course.

[dirk digler]

Lebron got his first points in the 4th quarter.

I don't know what is going on with him but his disappearing act in the final quarter should be a huge concern

[Arsonist]

Old man kidd just wrecking shit

[58-4ever]

Money is still on Miami.


Home cooking makes all the difference.

In that quiet arena? I don't think so

[notorious]

Um negative. Marion lost control of the ball.

This.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

http://abasketballjones.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Jason-JET-Terry-Flying.jpg

[notorious]

In that quiet arena? I don't think so

Have you seen a game officiated there? It's just about as bad as a game at Boston, LA, or Dallas.


OMG, who was the chick in the blue tank top that was just on tTV? fa;jdfk;ljwklej

[58-4ever]

I think this is going 7. Wha a great series.

[-King-]

http://i54.tinypic.com/24e6clk.gif"You foul me? I already shitted on you guys. Now you want me to pad my stats?"

[DaKCMan AP]

So I'll be watching Game 6 in College Station, TX. That should be fun.

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/sportatorium/assets_c/2009/04/Jason%20Terry%20-%20Sixth%20Man-thumb-500x259.jpg

[Branden Albert's Huge Balls]

So I'll be watching Game 6 in College Station, TX. That should be fun.

Want me to come up and shoot some three pointers in your face?

[Dylan]

This was a very interesting forum read on James (for me).

http://realcavsfans.com/showthread.php?36995-2011-NBA-Finals-Thread/page106

[Mr. Arrowhead]

HELL YEAH!!!! 1 more win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[58-4ever]

Have you seen a game officiated there. It's just about as bad as a game at Boston, LA, or Dallas.

Dallas will have to miss shots. I don't think that will happen again during this series...