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Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:41 PM
April 11th 2011. A cold blistering winter day in St. Joseph Missouri.
What used to be the training camp for the Kansas city Chiefs now looks more
like a ghost town in Dodge City. The visuals of black tumble weaves of Jamaal
Charles and Dewayne Bowe now are replaced with Tumble Weeds. "It's a real shame,"
Dokken Maiden told reporters. "I was planning on selling some t shirts for next year
but now I am going to have to go ask Barry at perkins for my job back washing dishes.
The Facility which was created for football is now looking at other avenues to make money.
Possible ideas have been kicked around are concerts Almost Kiss, KcDc and Todd Rudgren.
David Ramsey spoke at a local bank at the possibility for some of St. Joseph Residence to lease
some vehicles for awesome. Some of the players told me off the record they wouldn't mind if the training
camp was moved after the lookout. "The pizza hut was turned into a bar, the bar was turned into a bar, the
Convienent store was turned into a bar" whatever happened to family values one player told me.
One thing is for sure, 3 things died in st joseph. Jesse James, the pony express, Dan Cortez from espn sports,
and Nfl Training camp.

-Atchison Times

keg in kc
04-12-2011, 03:43 PM
rofl

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:43 PM
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You gotta be kidding me, it's those fat cats down in jefferson city, someone needs to do something about those cats.

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:44 PM
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I think the problem is not with the nfl or the players, it's with the fat cats in Jeff City. Stop being so fat....cats

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:45 PM
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People in St. Joseph need to get a grip and stop spanking people for eating spinich

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:46 PM
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I don't know about you but I am freaking (edited by Phobia) tired of it!

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:46 PM
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Is Blistery! Not Blistering

bevischief
04-12-2011, 03:48 PM
ROFL

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:49 PM
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Win a free Ipad! shoot Jessie James and Dan cortez now!

Simplex3
04-12-2011, 03:52 PM
That's 4 things that died, by the way.

blaise
04-12-2011, 03:56 PM
Rumer Willis.

Demonpenz
04-12-2011, 03:57 PM
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After what happened with the Royals Caravan, I'm not sure pro athletes are what this town needs. We are still down 4 shipments of bacon thanks to Billy Butler

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bevischief
04-12-2011, 04:00 PM
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After what happened with the Royals Caravan, I'm not sure pro athletes are what this town needs. We are still down 4 shipments of bacon thanks to Billy Butler

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LMAO

sportsman1
04-13-2011, 01:19 AM
LMAO Best rumer I have ever heard out of St.Joe.

Dave Lane
04-13-2011, 08:04 AM
Is this guy an actual writer for the paper there or did KCnut start moonlighting in Atchison?

Demonpenz
04-13-2011, 08:29 PM
Is this guy an actual writer for the paper there or did KCnut start moonlighting in Atchison?

kcnut writes a blog I think

bevischief
04-13-2011, 08:38 PM
It should be rumor...

Baconeater
04-13-2011, 08:44 PM
That's 4 things that died, by the way.
My brain died before I got to that part.