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teedubya
04-13-2011, 01:12 AM
http://www.thelocal.de/society/20110330-34051.html

Police in southern Germany warned this week of a dangerous new form of alcohol abuse among teens – using tampons soaked in vodka to get drunk quickly and hide the smell. The practice poses grave health risks, they said.

Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”

In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.

Youth researchers have since found out that this form of alcohol abuse is trendy in the region.

But teens who believe they can hide the smell of alcohol consumption are wrong, experts told the paper.

The development shows a new dimension for alcohol abuse among teens, county social worker Axel Goßner told the Südkurier.

“Alcohol is no longer a stimulant, but a means to an end,” he said.

The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire.

Some Facebook groups are even devoted to exchanging tips on the topic, complete with how-to videos and instructions.

teedubya
04-13-2011, 01:12 AM
This will make sobriety checkpoints a bit more fun for the police, I'd say.

MagicHef
04-13-2011, 02:12 AM
This will make sobriety checkpoints a bit more fun for the police, I'd say.

Incorrect.

Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

CrazyPhuD
04-13-2011, 02:14 AM
Dude this is so old news...we used to call this the cooter shooter.

Bane
04-13-2011, 02:33 AM
Ha those crazy Germans!
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JOhn
04-13-2011, 02:34 AM
At least you know she's disinfected before you go down :thumb:

Phobia
04-13-2011, 02:34 AM
I am sitting on an everclear tampon at this very moment.

redsurfer11
04-13-2011, 04:04 AM
Have a real Bloody Mary anyone?

Crush
04-13-2011, 04:48 AM
I bet the proctologists and gynecologists are making a killing.

blaise
04-13-2011, 04:58 AM
Absolut Tampax

seclark
04-13-2011, 05:58 AM
richard gere's hamster is in detox.
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booger
04-13-2011, 06:03 AM
i'd hate to be the poor cop who has to tell them to fart into the breathalizer

acesn8s
04-13-2011, 06:22 AM
All I can say is..... ouch!


Some areas of your body do not react well to alcohol.

bevischief
04-13-2011, 06:54 AM
Thanks but no thanks.

seclark
04-13-2011, 07:15 AM
if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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ChiTown
04-13-2011, 07:16 AM
if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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ROFL

Sofa King
04-13-2011, 07:18 AM
if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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NSFW

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Rain Man
04-13-2011, 07:22 AM
it's good to know that america is still a leading nation of innovation.
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tooge
04-13-2011, 07:27 AM
I enjoy a good Lambic jammed up my ass

El Jefe
04-13-2011, 07:30 AM
Dude this is so old news...we used to call this the cooter shooter.

LMAOROFLLMAOROFLLMAOROFL

El Jefe
04-13-2011, 07:31 AM
it's good to know that america is still a leading nation of innovation.
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This story is from Germany brah.

luv
04-13-2011, 07:40 AM
All I can say is..... ouch!


Some areas of your body do not react well to alcohol.

How do you know? Tried it?

Anyway, the responses to this thread made me laugh out loud this morning. Absolut Tampax, Richard Simmons' hamster in detox......LMAO

Jaric
04-13-2011, 08:28 AM
What happened to just smoking doobies to rebel?

Kids these days Sheesh!

Rain Man
04-13-2011, 08:36 AM
This story is from Germany brah.

Yeah, but it says it was invented in America, the nation that also brought us the computer and the moon landing.

KurtCobain
04-13-2011, 08:37 AM
Yeah, but it says it was invented in America, the nation that also brought us the computer and the moon landing.

It was just a dare, man. I didn't think she'd do it.

Fish
04-13-2011, 08:51 AM
they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk.

Uhhh huhh.... so ineffective that you have to put a warning in the newspaper cautioning people about its ineffectiveness...

Scuse me while I give myself another tequila enema....

KurtCobain
04-13-2011, 08:53 AM
Girls I know just pour it in there.

Molitoth
04-13-2011, 08:56 AM
rofl @ this thread.

BigCatDaddy
04-13-2011, 08:57 AM
Nothing like a good bong hose stuck up your ass I guess.

QuikSsurfer
04-13-2011, 08:58 AM
if you like cranberry juice w/your vodka, does that mean you need 2 tampons?
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jesus

Rain Man
04-13-2011, 09:04 AM
It was just a dare, man. I didn't think she'd do it.

That's exactly how corn flakes were invented.

DBOSHO
04-13-2011, 09:16 AM
What do they chase it with?

gblowfish
04-13-2011, 09:23 AM
German prom night must be a hoot.

First you pin on the corsage, then a little dancing, then you shove a vodka soaked tampon up each other's ass, then later you poop on each other.

How romantic!

gblowfish
04-13-2011, 09:45 AM
OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?

"I'm waisted!"

"No, it's not alcohol...mine is soaked with Poon-Tang."

"I'll have a vodka colonic."

"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

luv
04-13-2011, 09:48 AM
"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

Olives could serve as these:

http://poweryourpassion911.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/4604_lg.jpg

Ben Wa Balls

Detoxing
04-13-2011, 09:48 AM
YESSS! Now I can actually get drunk at work!

Frazod
04-13-2011, 09:57 AM
Okay, I'm wiping away tears. ROFL

KurtCobain
04-13-2011, 09:59 AM
And all this time I've been chewing blood soaked tampons.

bevischief
04-13-2011, 10:01 AM
2 girls 1 cup.

Kerberos
04-13-2011, 10:05 AM
Have a real Bloody Mary anyone?

Exactly what I thought when I read this.

It gives a whole new atmosphere when earning your "Red Wings"

:D

bevischief
04-13-2011, 10:08 AM
Exactly what I thought when I read this.

It gives a whole new atmosphere when earning your "Red Wings"

:D

Or brown wings.

notorious
04-13-2011, 11:03 AM
"Would you like a drink sir?"

--------"Sure, Scotch"

"On the rocks?"

--------"No, in my ass will be just fine."

Bump
04-13-2011, 11:03 AM
this is nothing new and anybody who does this and dies from it is just worthy of a Darwin award.

Rain Man
04-13-2011, 11:12 AM
OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?


"Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!"

or

"That girl's such a slut. She just took a keg."

or

"I'll have a martini. Stuffed, not stirred."

or

"Help me! The little umbrella opened!"

Rausch
04-13-2011, 11:17 AM
"Would you like a drink sir?"

--------"Sure, Scotch"

"On the rocks?"

--------"No, in my ass will be just fine."

Never, EVAR will this be proper bar etiquette...

seclark
04-13-2011, 11:36 AM
wine tasting parties would become somewhat complex.
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notorious
04-13-2011, 11:38 AM
wine tasting parties would become somewhat complex.
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"This WAS white wine when I inserted it........"

gblowfish
04-13-2011, 11:49 AM
"Bartender, this Stoli tastes like shit!"

MOhillbilly
04-13-2011, 11:53 AM
I knew this whore once. She would put the bottle in her ass & tip it up.

notorious
04-13-2011, 11:53 AM
"Bartender, this Stoli tastes like shit!"

It was only a matter of time......ROFL

notorious
04-13-2011, 11:55 AM
I think I will be content with joining the Century Club the old-fashioned way.



This new-age shit is for the birds.

Bowser
04-13-2011, 11:55 AM
From huffing turds to getting drunk on tampons. I cringe for the future.

Jaric
04-13-2011, 11:57 AM
From huffing turds to getting drunk on tampons. I cringe for the future.

Seriously.

Bump
04-13-2011, 12:04 PM
A real man would stick whiskey tampons up his butt. Makers Mark, none of that cheap bourbon.

teedubya
04-13-2011, 12:04 PM
OK... let's turn this loose on the joke writer's forum:
How bout these?

"I'm waisted!"

"No, it's not alcohol...mine is soaked with Poon-Tang."

"I'll have a vodka colonic."

"The tampon's okay. The olives are kinda uncomfortable."

This was my "hole" intention with this thread, George. :-)

seclark
04-13-2011, 12:22 PM
one tampon of jameson irish whiskey was lost, and john jameson went in after it.

teedubya
04-13-2011, 12:32 PM
OOoo, I'll have a Grey "Goose".

teedubya
04-18-2011, 06:56 PM
This thread is just full of win.

acesn8s
04-18-2011, 07:04 PM
How do you know? Tried it?

Anyway, the responses to this thread made me laugh out loud this morning. Absolut Tampax, Richard Simmons' hamster in detox......LMAOHave you?

Demonpenz
04-18-2011, 07:28 PM
Dude why are you standin like that?
ehhh I got alittle captain in me

Demonpenz
04-18-2011, 07:30 PM
ohhh this is good whiskey... Is it Corn mash?


Well it wasn't until you inserted it

Demonpenz
04-18-2011, 07:32 PM
Think our vodka is out of this world? Try it in Uranus

Okie_Apparition
04-18-2011, 07:51 PM
Parachute pants and rip cords, those were the days..