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Cave Johnson
04-14-2011, 03:11 PM
Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, and Mindy Kaling, yikes.

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20360857_20481337_20936750,00.html#20936764

Seems to be pure pandering to your fat Midwestern housewife readership.....

DMAC
04-14-2011, 03:12 PM
Can I just say...WHAT THE FUCK happened to Reese Witherspoons face???

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/beauties/mag/reese-witherspoon-435.jpg

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Cruel_Intentions/reese_witherspoon_cruel_intentions_001.jpg

Bowser
04-14-2011, 03:14 PM
If People were doing a most beautiful tits special, then Jessica Simpson should be on it.

She is very attractive, but not just what I would call beautiful. All in the eye of the beholder, I guess.

Donger
04-14-2011, 03:16 PM
Can I just say...WHAT THE **** happened to Reese Witherspoons face???

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/specials/beauties/mag/reese-witherspoon-435.jpg

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Cruel_Intentions/reese_witherspoon_cruel_intentions_001.jpg

Age/gravity. Her chin has always been a little odd.

Frazod
04-14-2011, 03:17 PM
Age/gravity. Her chin has always been a little odd.

It looks like it's melting.

BigRedChief
04-14-2011, 03:18 PM
Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Simpson, and Mindy Kaling, yikes.

http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20360857_20481337_20936750,00.html#20936764

Seems to be pure pandering to your fat Midwestern housewife readership.....Jennifer Lopez is fat?

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:20 PM
Jesus.

This is People's Most Beautiful for 2011:

http://www.dollmyface.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/jennifer_lopez_no-makeup.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:21 PM
Jennifer Lopez is fat?

From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

DJ's left nut
04-14-2011, 03:23 PM
Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Seriously - Kelly Kapour from The Office isn't even within shouting distance of the best looking girl on that show...or 2nd place for that matter. Hell, she's not even in Angela's league.

I think Pittsie's right - this is a housewife drive. All the bon-bon eaters that can't get enough Idol and still think Reese Witherspoon's accent "is just the cutest thing...."

Jennifer Hudson - seriously? That's a joke list right there.

Sofa King
04-14-2011, 03:23 PM
That list is bullshit

Bowser
04-14-2011, 03:24 PM
No way she even sniffs this if she wasn't on American Idol.

There's your pandering - right to the people who sit down and watch American Karaoke and have that instant recognition factor with J Butt.

mikey23545
04-14-2011, 03:24 PM
From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

You're not looking at People Magazines "Most Beautiful 13 Year Old Boys" article (no matter how much you might want to be)...

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:24 PM
Wow, that was pretty stupid.

Seriously - Kelly Kapour from The Office isn't even within shouting distance of the best looking girl on that show...or 2nd place for that matter. Hell, she's not even in Angela's league.

I think Pittsie's right - this is a housewife drive. All the bon-bon eaters that can't get enough Idol and still think Reese Witherspoon's accent "is just the cutest thing...."

That's a joke list right there.

Yep.

Jessica Simpson? Really?

Nothing but an appeal to the fat asses that used to be cheerleaders in high school and have put on 70 pounds since graduation.

pr_capone
04-14-2011, 03:26 PM
From the waist down.

Bitch is shaped like a pear. No tits and a giant ass. Huge legs.

Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:28 PM
Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

Yeah, that pic isn't shopped at all...

Bowser
04-14-2011, 03:28 PM
Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

No. Pig. [/Omaha]

Cave Johnson
04-14-2011, 03:28 PM
Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpg

Have you heard of a little program called Photoshop?

pr_capone
04-14-2011, 03:30 PM
Have you heard of a little program called Photoshop?

Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:32 PM
This pic has been obviously shopped on the bottom half, but she's pretty flat - especially in proportion to her ass and thighs.

She's not Kate Hudson flat, but still shaped like a pear.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_WYVxmSjnZB0/SWFhC9V_QLI/AAAAAAAAAP0/t9JvnMVRsMQ/s400/jennifer_lopez_1.jpg

LiveSteam
04-14-2011, 03:32 PM
Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I suddenly had a great chill run down my back

chasedude
04-14-2011, 03:33 PM
It looks like it's melting.

Reminds me of a Salvador Dali painting.

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:34 PM
Next year, Kirstie Alley and Snooki make the list.

jspchief
04-14-2011, 03:50 PM
Lopez fluctuates in weight a lot, so depending on when the picture was taken, you'll get a lot of variation. Right now, she's in primo shape and lookin pretty hot IMO. And that's from someone who never thought much of her.

Jessica Simpson? She does nothing for me. I think part of it is knowing she's always 1 weekend ice cream bender away from being soccer mom shaped.

Reese Witherspoon? I'll concede her face is oddly shaped, but I find her extremely attractive.

And yes, People caters to their demographic so they're going to include the flavor of the month "celebrities".

The real crime though is the inclusion of Kendra Wilkinson in the 25 yr old spread. That woman is nasty. I'd call her a butterface, but her body is jacked up too.

Hydrae
04-14-2011, 03:50 PM
Mmmm, poppycock

http://i.tfcdn.com/images/UQCTEGVxmcYwjWHyvyaRtPz8lPjEvJT48sy8VIaMkpICK3391OQKvczcxPTUYt3E3MSq_Dy95PxcfYiIvqe-iaFxma57fkFWuo9eVkE6AwMA?m=1&g=1

Chiefnj2
04-14-2011, 03:53 PM
Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.

DMAC
04-14-2011, 03:53 PM
Monica Belluci should always be on this list.

pr_capone
04-14-2011, 03:55 PM
Mmmm, poppycock

http://i.tfcdn.com/images/UQCTEGVxmcYwjWHyvyaRtPz8lPjEvJT48sy8VIaMkpICK3391OQKvczcxPTUYt3E3MSq_Dy95PxcfYiIvqe-iaFxma57fkFWuo9eVkE6AwMA?m=1&g=1

Prince Poppycock

http://halloweencostumesaddict.com/images/agt-prince-poppycock.jpg

jspchief
04-14-2011, 03:56 PM
Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

DMAC
04-14-2011, 03:56 PM
Prince Poppycock

http://halloweencostumesaddict.com/images/agt-prince-poppycock.jpg

MMMaahhhhhhh yesssss.

The originator of the "duck face".

jspchief
04-14-2011, 03:58 PM
I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.Ok, I just visited her official site, and highly recommend the opening cinematic.

OnTheWarpath58
04-14-2011, 03:58 PM
I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-1.jpg

DMAC
04-14-2011, 04:01 PM
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chasedude
04-14-2011, 04:20 PM
http://brosome.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Kate-Upton-Swimsuit-Issue-1.jpg

:drool: :thumb:

Her over J-Lo? no contest!

Mr. Laz
04-14-2011, 04:27 PM
clearly they are including personality,accomplishments etc into their definition of beautiful. I mean otherwise the entire lineup would be models and pr0n stars etc.

Baby Lee
04-14-2011, 04:29 PM
I don't think I know who Kate Upton is.

<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tMpQgDbqz6U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Fish
04-14-2011, 04:31 PM
Another Hollywood popularity contest huh?

chasedude
04-14-2011, 04:38 PM
Another Hollywood popularity contest huh?

I thought that was the Oscars?

Bowser
04-14-2011, 04:39 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tMpQgDbqz6U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

The whole thing. We all would.

BigRedChief
04-14-2011, 04:49 PM
Sounds like a Goddess to me. The no tits part tho... really?

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_v_JOs7LBOIk/TQNjOVarVSI/AAAAAAAAAjo/ndvj4EK73Iw/s1600/Jennifer%2BLopez%2BHot%2BPhoto%2B%25288%2529.jpgThis is fat?

Donger
04-14-2011, 04:53 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tMpQgDbqz6U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Mother of God. I suddenly want buttermilk.

Omaha
04-14-2011, 04:56 PM
No. Pig. [/Omaha]

Very nice. I do not concur, but very nice.



Fine... here is a more candid shot.

http://cdn.crushable.com/files/2008/07/jennifer-lopez-bikini-nc-thumb.jpg

She is not pendulous by any means but to say there is nothing there is stretching it just a tad.

Why can't life be photoshopped? This is upsetting.

Pasta Giant Meatball
04-14-2011, 05:30 PM
Damn, that list is a joke.

Bump
04-14-2011, 05:47 PM
Mother of God. I suddenly want buttermilk.

she might be the hottest girl in America right now.

Fritz88
04-14-2011, 05:55 PM
J Lo's nose on the first pick made me puke. Probably the only legit one is Mandy Moore who seemed to have less make up than the rest.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-14-2011, 06:10 PM
Mmmm, poppycock

Whatever floats your boat. That list will come out soon enough.

keg in kc
04-14-2011, 06:21 PM
Definitely wouldn't be my list. Jennifer Lopez and Dana Delany? Is this like some kind of time machine? It's 1999 for one and 1988 for the other.

Donger
04-14-2011, 06:27 PM
she might be the hottest girl in America right now.

I think that's Hansel. He's so hot right now.

Chocolate Hog
04-14-2011, 06:30 PM
Meeeh

JD10367
04-14-2011, 06:31 PM
Ryan Reynolds is prettier than half those chicks.

go bowe
04-14-2011, 08:35 PM
Name 1 person who would rather sleep with JLo over Kate Upton.

go bowe... :p :p :p

chiefsnorth
04-14-2011, 09:25 PM
They put Michelle Obama on that list. Enough said

Buehler445
04-14-2011, 11:02 PM
Yeah, the list is hogwash.

I'd still try to hit the bottom of Sandra Bullock though.

Bowser
04-14-2011, 11:04 PM
Ryan Reynolds is prettier than half those chicks.

TISWWT

Sure-Oz
04-14-2011, 11:16 PM
Mandy Moore used to be cute, she looks like a crackhead in the pic they have

Buehler445
04-14-2011, 11:18 PM
Mandy Moore used to be cute, she looks like a crackhead in the pic they have

Meh. I'd still fuck her tits off.

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mandy-moore-9.jpg

Sure-Oz
04-14-2011, 11:18 PM
Meh. I'd still **** her tits off.

http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/mandy-moore-9.jpg

agreed

Bump
04-14-2011, 11:19 PM
what a fail list, not that I wouldn't do all of those girls and brag later. But COME ON!

JOhn
04-15-2011, 04:41 AM
what a fail list, not that I wouldn't do all of those girls and brag later. But COME ON!

THIS

kstater
04-15-2011, 05:12 AM
This is fat?

This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

Cave Johnson
04-15-2011, 09:41 AM
This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

Have you seen the former lately?

OnTheWarpath58
04-15-2011, 09:52 AM
This is Chiefsplanet where everyone is married to Scarlett Johansson and bangs Katy Perry on the side.

Actually, this is ChiefsPlanet, where most of us are smart enough to realize when a picture has been massively photoshopped.