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Mr. Laz
04-15-2011, 02:29 PM
I always hear about how men are visual and woman are emotional.

So do you need some kind of visual stimulation to "take care of yourself" ... magazine,Video etc ... or can you just think about stuff to finish?

:Scanlon::holdman::whackit:

Buck
04-15-2011, 02:30 PM
Normally

Detoxing
04-15-2011, 02:34 PM
I don't NEED it. But it's always a welcomed addition.

Easy 6
04-15-2011, 02:34 PM
Dont need a visual aid at all, but its definitely more enjoyable with one.

Fritz88
04-15-2011, 02:35 PM
Fuck

Dicky McElephant
04-15-2011, 02:35 PM
I don't NEED it. But it's always a welcomed addition.

This.

NewChief
04-15-2011, 02:39 PM
This is actually a somewhat interesting question (though I'm frightened to even share this).

I grew up in a pretty puritanical home prior to the invent of the internets. The best material I had was found in a sack of old books one of my dad's friends had given him. They were stored down in the garage, and they were filled with what, to me, were lots of steamy sex scenes (Eric Van Lustbader was one author). Anyway, I still have a soft spot for erotic writing from those early years.

Fruit Ninja
04-15-2011, 02:40 PM
i dont see the, no, but i would rather use visual. lol

Donger
04-15-2011, 02:41 PM
This usually does the trick:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01698/barrel_1698638c.jpg

Predarat
04-15-2011, 02:58 PM
Sometimes I do but I have a good imagination!

Frazod
04-15-2011, 03:05 PM
This.

Yeah, pretty much.

teedubya
04-15-2011, 03:15 PM
Visual is preferred... but if not, I sure like to read Penthouse Forum type stories... http://literotica.com has some great ones... don't need visual when reading those.

Bane
04-15-2011, 03:17 PM
No visual aid needed.
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seclark
04-15-2011, 03:18 PM
i still pole vault out of bed every morning.
i don't need no stinking visual aid.
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Reaper16
04-15-2011, 03:20 PM
Nah, I don't need a visual in front of me. I've got a mind that is imaginative enough to get the job done.

CrazyPhuD
04-15-2011, 03:22 PM
Where does braille porn fit in?

chefs fan in omaha
04-15-2011, 03:33 PM
How long until preseason again?

HoneyBadger
04-15-2011, 03:34 PM
I don't need a visual aid. Unless I'm staring at the girl on top of me.

Detoxing
04-15-2011, 03:35 PM
This is actually a somewhat interesting question (though I'm frightened to even share this).

I grew up in a pretty puritanical home prior to the invent of the internets. The best material I had was found in a sack of old books one of my dad's friends had given him. They were stored down in the garage, and they were filled with what, to me, were lots of steamy sex scenes (Eric Van Lustbader was one author). Anyway, I still have a soft spot for erotic writing from those early years.

uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.

KurtCobain
04-15-2011, 03:35 PM
Wait, NewChief, how the fuck you you beat off to a book?

HoneyBadger
04-15-2011, 03:36 PM
How long until preseason again?

You get off to men playing football?

MIAdragon
04-15-2011, 04:15 PM
audio for me is more important that visual.

NewChief
04-15-2011, 04:27 PM
Wait, NewChief, how the **** you you beat off to a book?

You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.

NewChief
04-15-2011, 04:28 PM
uh huh.

TBH, if someone were to have asked me, "Which CP member is most likely to whack it to erotic literature, who would it be?", you'd have been one of my top 3 candidates.

:LOL:

acesn8s
04-15-2011, 05:39 PM
This usually does the trick:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01698/barrel_1698638c.jpgI see a spinoff poll in the future. To lube or not to lube, that is the question.

Chocolate Hog
04-15-2011, 05:40 PM
This thread was made because of the pic Kristins tits right?

Pants
04-15-2011, 05:54 PM
You kids and your new fangled internet. Back in my day, we beat off holding books and we liked it. Hell... books are easy. The Sears catalog underwear section... that takes skill.

I busted my first nut to a catalog. My world was never the same after that.

Rain Man
04-15-2011, 05:58 PM
How should I vote if I've come up with an innovative use for a telescope, but I don't look through it?

Demonpenz
04-15-2011, 06:10 PM
I half unplug my monitor for that scrambled porn throwback feel

Okie_Apparition
04-15-2011, 06:12 PM
I thought this thread was going to be about taking a shit & needing reading material. And thus it has begun, two threads always to get responses are combined. Wacking and pooping & Gochiefs is banned an unable to post. Let's throw in the things that make you want to break things & now we have 3 threads combined. If your still reading this **** you. 4

keg in kc
04-15-2011, 06:17 PM
Nope.

Dunit35
04-15-2011, 06:48 PM
90% of the time I need one. Pics rarely work either.

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-15-2011, 06:49 PM
Need, no

Want, Fuck Yeah

Hog Farmer
04-15-2011, 08:16 PM
All I need is a quart jar !

acesn8s
04-15-2011, 10:21 PM
All I need is a quart jar !And a sow.

Saul Good
04-15-2011, 10:48 PM
I busted my first nut to a catalog. My world was never the same after that.

Neither has the catalog.

crazycoffey
04-16-2011, 01:09 PM
I love porntube it is my friend for times of touching myself....

luv
04-16-2011, 07:16 PM
No visuals needed.

But, then again, I don't masturbate. I'm a good girl.

Deberg_1990
04-16-2011, 07:31 PM
But, then again, I don't masturbate.


ROFL

PunkinDrublic
04-16-2011, 07:35 PM
If all else fails I close my eyes and imagine John Elway being shot to death in a hunting accident.

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 07:35 PM
I look at CP member pics.

luv
04-16-2011, 07:36 PM
I look at CP member pics.

I took mine down.

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 07:37 PM
I took mine down.

LMAO

If you look at my cp profile page you'll see I love gay guys.

Over-Head
04-16-2011, 07:40 PM
I always hear about how men are visual and woman are emotional.

So do you need some kind of visual stimulation to "take care of yourself" ... magazine,Video etc ... or can you just think about stuff to finish?

:Scanlon::holdman::whackit:

Thats NONE of your business sir!! :harumph:

luv
04-16-2011, 07:41 PM
LMAO

If you look at my cp profile page you'll see I love gay guys.

:eek:

The bulge in the guy on the lefts jeans = impressive.

I had a picture of my chest in a bra in one of my profile albums for a few days. I pm'd the guys who said they'd donate and told them it was in there.

luv
04-16-2011, 07:43 PM
To be honest, I like watching women masturbate more than I do men. You can tell when it stops being just for show and they're really into it. The looks on their faces and the movement of their bodies makes me imagine how it feels whenever I'm at that moment.

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 07:44 PM
:eek:

The bulge in the guy on the lefts jeans = impressive.

I had a picture of my chest in a bra in one of my profile albums for a few days. I pm'd the guys who said they'd donate and told them it was in there.

That pic is probably why the guy on the left was bulging.

luv
04-16-2011, 07:44 PM
It's not necessarily "emotional" for women, IMO. We're definitely not visual like men are. I would said it's more about feeling (not emotional feeling).

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 07:49 PM
So do you own lesbian porn?

luv
04-16-2011, 07:54 PM
So do you own lesbian porn?

No. I don't own any porn. And I wouldn't want to see two women going at it. If I'm watching porn, I want to see a girl getting pounded every which way by a guy. I definitely like imagining how that feels, too.

Of course, all I can do is imagine, since I don't masturbate.

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 07:57 PM
Of course, all I can do is imagine, since I don't masturbate.

Right.

So if Rosanne's brown haired daughter(the gay one) had Megan fox's body and was masturbating and getting fucked in the ass very angerly by a black man, and this was happening on stage.... Would you pay five dollars to watch?

luv
04-16-2011, 07:59 PM
Right.

So if Rosanne's brown haired daughter(the gay one) had Megan fox's body and was masturbating and getting fucked in the ass very angerly by a black man, and this was happening on stage.... Would you pay five dollars to watch?

No.

KurtCobain
04-16-2011, 08:00 PM
No.

I didn't think you would.