Just one of those nights

[luv]

I just feel kind of "eh". Maybe it's a woman thing. Do guys ever just have times when they go through a funk? Sometimes, I feel like I need a therapist. You all are free though.

[KCrockaholic]

Claytan said he'd give you a bang bang. Would that help?

[Demonpenz]

1.It won't last forever
2: try to realize that just because you feel meh doesn't mean you can't help someone.
3: pray
4: sleep
5: take some action any action.

[SPchief]

Would posting a pic of your boobs help? It would be an instant classic thread

[luv]

1.It won't last forever
2: try to realize that just because you feel meh doesn't mean you can't help someone.
3: pray
4: sleep
5: take some action any action.

I took a nap for an hour. Maybe I just need to get out and drive around for a while. Maybe go see a movie just to surround myself with people.

[JASONSAUTO]

I think every one hours through that at some points in life. You just have to fight through it.

Nothing is too big to get through. Keep on keeping on...
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[Saulbadguy]

No offense, but you probably do need a therapist. There is no shame in that, though. Does your new job offer health insurance? I think therapists are covered usually.

[luv]

No offense, but you probably do need a therapist. There is no shame in that, though. Does your new job offer health insurance? I think therapists are covered usually.

The pic in your sig would look better if the hands were switched.

[pr_capone]

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[Saulbadguy]

The pic in your sig would look better if the hands were switched.

I didn't create it. You have 1 guess as to who created it.

[Bugeater]

Yeah, I get that way, and I solve it by drinking.

[TrueFanDave]

Sometimes, but then I rub one out and I feel better.

[bevischief]

Long drives do help. But if you think you need more go to the ER.

[bevischief]

Yeah, I get that way, and I solve it by drinking.

Glad I am not the only one...:LOL:

[Sure-Oz]

Life is good, it's in your mindset

[luv]

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The cell phone in that video definitely dates it. Like the song though.

[luv]

I didn't create it. You have 1 guess as to who created it.

Well, tell him he sucks.

[Sure-Oz]

I just feel kind of "eh". Maybe it's a woman thing. Do guys ever just have times when they go through a funk? Sometimes, I feel like I need a therapist. You all are free though.

Are you insecure, depressed, not happy?

I know when you aren't happy with where you are at, it takes a toll. It's all mindset imo, stay positive

[bevischief]

Just don't do anything stupid. Call your dad or local friends and talk and if more intervention is needed reach out.

[JASONSAUTO]

Just don't do anything stupid. Call your dad or local friends and talk and if more intervention is needed reach out.

This. For sure. Get out. Get better.
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[KcMizzou]

Sunday night blues. It happens. You'll feel better tomorrow.

[Demonpenz]

driving def can wear out that nervous energy, alot of people don't even know what trips their trigger, so throughout the day it is important to write out things that make you feel happy and satisfied so when you get the blues you don't end up buying a tv you don't need, fucking someone you don't need to be, be a jerk, or do as much drugs or alchohol that is needed.

[Rain Man]

(Writing in notebook, looking at luv over the top of my glasses.) So tell me about your relationship with your mother when you were growing up.

[Rain Man]

Long drives do help. But if you think you need more go to the ER.

Off topic, but enjoyment of long, aimless drives is almost universally a characteristics of serial killers. You can look it up.

[R8ers]

Get to feeling better luv, we all love you in a non sexual internet kind of way (atleast I do)

[bevischief]

Off topic, but enjoyment of long, aimless drives is almost universally a characteristics of serial killers. You can look it up.

That explains a lot of missing time and messy clothes...LMAO

[JASONSAUTO]

Off topic, but enjoyment of long, aimless drives is almost universally a characteristics of serial killers. You can look it up.
Really? I had never heard that.

We go on long backroad drives as a family quite often.
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[Gadzooks]

I just feel kind of "eh".
You feel Canadian? That is depressing...

[bevischief]

Really? I had never heard that.

We go on long backroad drives as a family quite often.
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Sounds like we might have a epidemic...

[Rain Man]

Really? I had never heard that.

We go on long backroad drives as a family quite often.
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Do you kill people during those drives?

And I guess I should clarify that most people who like long drives aren't serial killers, but apparently most serial killers are people who like long drives.

[JASONSAUTO]

Sounds like we might have a epidemic...

Maybe. We might all be a little crazy.

But who isn't just a little?
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[DMAC]

Yup, all it really is is a mindset. Change your mind. Stop feeling 'eh'. Its a decision....Seriously

[JASONSAUTO]

Do you kill people during those drives?

And I guess I should clarify that most people who like long drives aren't serial killers, but apparently most serial killers are people who like long drives.

No killing of people generally. Have hit a deer or ten. Some squirrels,coons, couple of birds, the wife hit two fox last year. Maybe a possum once, but it could have been playing
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[CoMoChief]

I just feel kind of "eh". Maybe it's a woman thing. Do guys ever just have times when they go through a funk? Sometimes, I feel like I need a therapist. You all are free though.

Maybe you need to take a trip to Florida?

[bevischief]

No killing of people generally. Have hit a deer or ten. Some squirrels,coons, couple of birds, the wife hit two fox last year. Maybe a possum once, but it could have been playing
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And so it begins...:p

[bevischief]

Maybe. We might all be a little crazy.

But who isn't just a little?
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Those who don't post on CP...:p They are the ones to watch...:p

[Rain Man]

And so it begins...:p

Yep. Killing small animals is another sign. I'm wondering if I should contact the FBI.

[JASONSAUTO]

And so it begins...:p

Lol. Never on purpose. Not once. Hell she put it in the ditch once years ago trying tio miss a deer and the insurance adjuster said it would be better to hit it as far as the insurance co. was concerned.....
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[JASONSAUTO]

Those who don't post on CP...:p They are the ones to watch...:p

I agree. Gotta be crazy to not love this place lol
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[JASONSAUTO]

Yep. Killing small animals is another sign. I'm wondering if I should contact the FBI.

They already cleared me once.....
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[bevischief]

Yep. Killing small animals is another sign. I'm wondering if I should contact the FBI.

That is just the beginning...LMAO

[go bowe]

driving def can wear out that nervous energy, alot of people don't even know what trips their trigger, so throughout the day it is important to write out things that make you feel happy and satisfied so when you get the blues you don't end up buying a tv you don't need, ****ing someone you don't need to be, be a jerk, or do as much drugs or alchohol that is needed.now you're talkin'... :bong: :bong: :bong:

[go bowe]

I just feel kind of "eh". Maybe it's a woman thing. Do guys ever just have times when they go through a funk? Sometimes, I feel like I need a therapist. You all are free though.
i went through a funk once from 1992 to 1997...

[bevischief]

They already cleared me once.....
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Sounds like that might be more to story here...:p

[JASONSAUTO]

Sounds like that might be more to story here...:p

Lol
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[JOhn]

It's a part of life. :shrug:

Just curious why people think feeling "bleh" is not a part of normal human emotions.

Most likely it's just boredom. We are so taught that w have to be doing something all the time, that when we're not we feel something is wrong.

just my .02

[KcMizzou]

It's a part of life. :shrug:

Just curious why people think feeling "bleh" is not a part of normal human emotions.

Most likely it's just boredom. We are so taught that w have to be doing something all the time, that when we're not we feel something is wrong.

just my .02Agree 100%. Life isn't consistently awesome.

[Bugeater]

Agree 100%. Life isn't consistently awesome.
Unless you're fucking DaKCawesomedouche AP!

[KcMizzou]

Unless you're ****ing DaKCawesomedouche AP!Well, yeah.

[Hog Farmer]

Whenever I feel blah I find a stray dog or cat and sometimes even a squirrel. It makes you feel all warm inside knowing that animal didn't have to hunt down another mate.

[luv]

Maybe you need to take a trip to Florida?

I like the way you think.

[luv]

Driving helped, along with a few other things (not sexual in nature).

[Bugeater]

Driving helped, along with a few other things (not sexual in nature).
How many people did you kill along the way?

[luv]

How many people did you kill along the way?

Unfortunately, none.

[KcMizzou]

I'm pretty sure that if I had everything I ever wanted... I'd still get that way at times. It just happens. It's normal... you bounce back.

[JASONSAUTO]

I'm pretty sure that if I had everything I ever wanted... I'd still get that way at times. It just happens. It's normal... you bounce back.
Yep. Material items won't make it better.
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[|Zach|]

No. Nobody else ever goes through funks.

Thanks for asking.

























Ever.

[luv]

I'm pretty sure that if I had everything I ever wanted... I'd still get that way at times. It just happens. It's normal... you bounce back.

Sometimes there are things we think we want that we know we shouldn't have. Had a little chat with the Man Upstairs to help me change the way I think.

[Bearcat]

Sometimes there are things we think we want that we know we shouldn't have. Had a little chat with the Man Upstairs to help me change the way I think.

That's a weird name for a cat.

[Bugeater]

That's a weird name for a cat.
I thought she was talking about the dude who lives in the apartment above her.

[Bearcat]

I thought she was talking about the dude who lives in the apartment above her.

It's weird name for a guy, too.

[Red Beans]

The official term for when this happens to males is "Manstration".

[JOhn]

I thought she was talking about the dude who lives in the apartment above her.

Thought maybe it was her boss?

[Rain Man]

I think the "Man Upstairs" refers to the part of her brain that likes barbecue and sports and says "Get over it" whenever she's feeling down.

[luv]

(Writing in notebook, looking at luv over the top of my glasses.) So tell me about your relationship with your mother when you were growing up.

My mom was the one we (my brother and I) went to whenever we wanted something. If you could work her "no" up to a "maybe" then we knew we had it. It was when we heard those dreadful words "go ask you dad" that we knew there was no reasoning with her.

[JD10367]

Claytan said he'd give you a bang bang. Would that help?

She's looking to raise her morale and self-esteem, not lower it.

[tmax63]

Sounds like you need to get Bob out and set to "OMG"

[Bugeater]

Sounds like you need to get Bob out and set to "OMG"
LMAO

[luv]

Sounds like you need to get Bob out and set to "OMG"

That sounds amazing....if I masturbated, which I don't.

[JOhn]

That sounds amazing....if I masturbated, which I don't.

DING, DING, DING

We have a winner......

Now we know why your feeling "eh"

[Bugeater]

That sounds amazing....if I masturbated, which I don't.
You don't? Why not?

[|Zach|]

No way.

[luv]

You don't? Why not?

Women do not enjoy masturbation.

[Bugeater]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.
The hell you say.

[KcMizzou]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.What the... who told you that?

[luv]

The hell you say.

You guys have it so good.

[Bugeater]

I mean, I guess I've never straight up asked any woman if she enjoyed masturbating, I just kinda assumed...

[luv]

Sorry. That line started in the poll for needing visual aids while masturbating that Laz started.

[Bugeater]

I'm going to need some other women to confirm this.

[luv]

I mean, I guess I've never straight up asked any woman if she enjoyed masturbating, I just kinda assumed...

You know what you get when you assume?

[luv]

I'm going to need some other women to confirm this.

I dare you to ask your wife.

[Bugeater]

You know what you get when you assume?
I'm not quite ready to admit that I assumed wrong.

[ExtremeChief]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.

Um.... pretty sure that is incorrect.

[Bugeater]

I dare you to ask your wife.
She already went to bed. Remind me to ask her tomorrow.

[luv]

Did you guys know they took gullible out of the dictionary?

[JOhn]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.

ROFL:LOL:LMAO

[Bugeater]

Did you guys know they took gullible out of the dictionary?
No one seems to be falling for this.

[KcMizzou]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.But... I don't even... Whut?

You're wrong.

[KcMizzou]

Did you guys know they took gullible out of the dictionary?godamnit

[luv]

No one seems to be falling for this.

Maybe it's just me. I must be doing something wrong.

[luv]

Rabbit = good

The thingy that rotates in the middle = not so much.

I was going to delete this post since the one I meant to quote has been deleted, but I don't want to take away from my post count...lol

[Bugeater]

Maybe it's just me. I must be doing something wrong.How hard can it be? Just go grab a cucumber or something and hammer away.

[KcMizzou]

How hard can it be? Just go grab a cucumber or something and hammer away.LMAO

[luv]

How hard can it be? Just go grab a cucumber or something and hammer away.

It takes a little more finesse than that.

[luv]

Cucumbers don't vibrate.

[Bugeater]

What was the movie where the women were talking about "catching a spin cycle"? Parenthood maybe?

You might want to try that.

[Bearcat]

Cucumbers don't vibrate.

Most men don't, either (or maybe mine doesn't work properly)... not sure about DaPenis though.

[luv]

What was the movie where the women were talking about "catching a spin cycle"? Parenthood maybe?

You might want to try that.

I could do that while hammering away with a cucumber.

[luv]

Most men don't, either (or maybe mine doesn't work properly)... not sure about DaPenis though.

You must not be doing something right. LMAO

[J Diddy]

Most men don't, either (or maybe mine doesn't work properly)... not sure about DaPenis though.

I'm epileptic. Mine does.

[Bugeater]

I could do that while hammering away with a cucumber.
Now we're getting somewhere, so hop to it and let us know how it goes.

[KcMizzou]

I'm epileptic. Mine does.(Just gotta stick a washrag in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tongue off.)

[luv]

(Just gotta stick a washrag in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tongue off.)

Or...

Never mind.

[J Diddy]

(Just gotta stick a washrag in his mouth so he doesn't bite his tongue off.)

Panties work too, as long as they're clean.

[D-Train6906]

Go for a nice jog. At least a mile. Get those endorphins pumpin.

[J Diddy]

Go for a nice jog. At least a mile. Get those endorphins pumpin.
A cucumber will do that as well.

[D-Train6906]

A cucumber will do that as well.

Heard that, lol.

[luv]

A cucumber will do that as well.

How do you know?

[J Diddy]

How do you know?


Hello, I have been married.

It's a heck of a lot cheaper to get the ol ball and chain a cucumber than dole out the $100+ for a BOB.

[J Diddy]

A woman's vegetable garden is growing like mad, but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting pretty tired of it.

So she walks over to her neighbor's and asks, "Your tomatoes are always red, while mine are always green. How do you do it?"

Her neighbor says, "Well, this may sound absurd, but here's what you do. After dark, go out into your garden and take off all your clothes. When the tomatoes see you they'll get embarrassed and blush. Tomorrow they'll all be red, you'll see."

Well, what the heck, she figures. So she does it.

The next day her neighbor asks her how it went.

"So-so," she said, "The tomatoes are still green, but the cucumbers are all 4 inches longer."

[KurtCobain]

luv, you should go do some heavy duty work in the beryllium thread. It's an incredible stress reliever. Last night I was pissed, and I traveled in there and came out a content man.

[JOhn]

luv, you should go do some heavy duty work in the beryllium thread. It's an incredible stress reliever. Last night I was pissed, and I traveled in there and came out a content man.

I did the same thing in the 10pm thread......


Oh wait, we're not still talking about masturbation are we?:doh!:

[KurtCobain]

No, we weren't but I guess we are.

[IrishGal]

No offense, but you probably do need a therapist. There is no shame in that, though. Does your new job offer health insurance? I think therapists are covered usually.

Going through "funks" every once in awhile is a normal thing for everyone, we all get down from time to time. If these funks last over a period of days, or more, that would be a good reason to talk to your doctor, and/or look for a good psychologist. Your doctor would probably have a referral.

[Bugeater]

Going through "funks" every once in awhile is a normal thing for everyone, we all get down from time to time. If these funks last over a period of days, or more, that would be a good reason to talk to your doctor, and/or look for a good psychologist. Your doctor would probably have a referral.Hey...you're a woman. Do you enjoy masturbation?

[JOhn]

Hey...you're a woman. Do you enjoy masturbation?

:facepalm:


I would love to see you explain asking strange women about masturbation to your wifeLMAO

[KurtCobain]

:facepalm:


I would love to see you explain asking strange women about masturbation to your wifeLMAO

It's the fucking internet. Grow up, n00b.

[Bugeater]

:facepalm:


I would love to see you explain asking strange women about masturbation to your wifeLMAO
It's research goddamnit.

[Bugeater]

LMAO @ calling JOhn a n00b.

[JOhn]

It's research goddamnit.

Well, unless she's into that sorta thing......

Wait, maybe you can get her interested?

[JOhn]

It's the fucking internet. Grow up, n00b.
:spock:


ROFL

[KurtCobain]

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["Bob" Dobbs]

Hey...you're a woman. Do you enjoy masturbation?Inquiring minds want to know.
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[factortobe]

QUOTE=Bugeater;7572645]Yeah, I get that way, and I solve it by drinking.[/QUOTE]

This guy is a simpleton :LOL:

["Bob" Dobbs]

Here we go. LMAO

[IrishGal]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.
OMG - please luv, don't try to answer for the rest of us! I will beg to differ with you. Women need the release too - no wonder you're all wound up and depressed!

[IrishGal]

Hey...you're a woman. Do you enjoy masturbation?
But ofcourse, I would be a very, very stressed girl if I didn't get to exercise that option every once in a while.

[luv]

OMG - please luv, don't try to answer for the rest of us! I will beg to differ with you. Women need the release too - no wonder you're all wound up and depressed!

The fact that I was joking must have gone completely over your head?

[Al Bundy]

Ohh I guess I should have read past the first page of the thread before I sent that PM. :doh!:

[JD10367]

Panties work too, as long as they're <strike>clean</strike> dirty.

FYP.

Go for a nice jog. At least a mile. Get those endorphins pumpin.

I do it for the endolphin rush.

OMG - please luv, don't try to answer for the rest of us! I will beg to differ with you. Women need the release too - no wonder you're all wound up and depressed!

I'm sure 80% of women enjoy masturbating.

I'm sure 20% of women don't enjoy masturbating.

I'm sure 100% of men enjoy watching women masturbate.

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[TrueFanDave]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.ROFL Okay...

[TrueFanDave]

How hard can it be? Just go grab a cucumber or something and hammer away.LMAO

[RedNFeisty]

Women do not enjoy masturbation.

:spock: ROFL

This one does!!

[R8ers]

:spock: ROFL

This one does!!

Oh hell yes!

[Sofa King]

The act that I was completely joking must have gone completely over your head?

It's still going over people's heads by the looks of the comments.

[luv]

It's still going over people's heads by the looks of the comments.

Eh, people just didn't read further. Pretty sure my question concerning taking gullible out of the dictionary would have been a good clue. The reactions definitely made me laugh though, which was a good thing.

[Pestilence]

:facepalm: JFC people.....because it's so hard to tell that she was kidding.