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Mr. Laz
04-18-2011, 10:04 AM
they aren't even from the U.S.? :shrug:

I usually don't give a rip when some big name person from the U.S. gets married so i doubly don't care if some snoot nose brit gets married.


do you care? If so, why?

mikeyis4dcats.
04-18-2011, 10:05 AM
I don't care, but the reason people do is the Royal Family is still the closest thing to a Cinderella story left. It evokes a magic and mystique to a lot of people.

LiveSteam
04-18-2011, 10:06 AM
I don't care, but the reason people do is the Royal Family is still the closest thing to a Cinderella story left. It evokes a magic and mystique to a lot of people.

Well then, A lot of peeps lead very sad lives IMO

Detoxing
04-18-2011, 10:08 AM
A lot of woman do. My SIL is covering for a girl at work because she wants to watch the Wedding.

RedNFeisty
04-18-2011, 10:09 AM
I couldn't care less...

keg in kc
04-18-2011, 10:11 AM
I didn't even know there was one.

|Zach|
04-18-2011, 10:11 AM
Well then, A lot of peeps lead very sad lives IMO

yes, of course they would probably watch the amount of time we spend here and how we all interact and infer the same.

LiveSteam
04-18-2011, 10:12 AM
I couldn't care less...


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Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:14 AM
She's pretty fucking hot, but other than that, i don't give a shit.

CoMoChief
04-18-2011, 10:19 AM
Why does anyone care about most of the garbage TV programs that are on right now?

Donger
04-18-2011, 10:19 AM
History. And Disney.

loochy
04-18-2011, 10:21 AM
She's pretty fucking hot, but other than that, i don't give a shit.

This. I only second look at the stories because she's hot.

Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:22 AM
This. I only second look at the stories because she's hot.

I'm going to flood this thread with sexy pictures of her. If i can find some.

Donger
04-18-2011, 10:23 AM
Oh, and this:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGFsLIlVFcaCXpDg6xVUCCAnrib2919EAG3eZz2WUCDjYBVtPXCA

http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-white-bikini-03.jpg

Fish
04-18-2011, 10:24 AM
I didn't even know there was one.

This. No idea what you're talking about....

seclark
04-18-2011, 10:25 AM
Oh, and this:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGFsLIlVFcaCXpDg6xVUCCAnrib2919EAG3eZz2WUCDjYBVtPXCA

http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-white-bikini-03.jpg

talk about a birds eye view of the "toe".
sec

Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:25 AM
http://www.thenayshun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-sexy-up-skirt-1.jpg


http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-photo-1.jpg

http://www.katemiddletonfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kate-middleton-sexy-4.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__sWCQRt_7wI/TRDc_Jf1QxI/AAAAAAAAAEc/A9t0OWE-mYg/s1600/Kate_Middleton__bikini_candids_1.jpg

http://www.datapple.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/1b4dd_kate-middleton-sexy-white-bikini-240bes031411.jpg

Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:26 AM
Oh, and this:

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTGFsLIlVFcaCXpDg6xVUCCAnrib2919EAG3eZz2WUCDjYBVtPXCA

http://www.celebritystomach.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-white-bikini-03.jpg

well at least you chose different pictures than i did.

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 10:27 AM
No~

luv
04-18-2011, 10:29 AM
I think who is going to be in charge means a great deal to other countries in the UN. As for the wedding itself, I can see being interested if you're a woman. I mean, it is a wedding. Dresses, cakes, flowers.....

TBH, I haven't kept up with it at all.

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 10:31 AM
I think who is going to be in charge means a great deal to other countries in the UN. As for the wedding itself, I can see being interested if you're a woman. I mean, it is a wedding. Dresses, cakes, flowers.....

TBH, I haven't kept up with it at all.

In charge LMAO

Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:31 AM
In charge LMAO

LMAO

chiefsnorth
04-18-2011, 10:33 AM
Why does anyone care about Khardasians or Real Housewives or any other made up celebrity?

Because most people are slaves to media. The media tells them what is noteworthy, what they should care about, what they should buy, who they should worship and who they should hate.

Women are susceptible to this because they are governed by emotion and not reason, but men do it too. ESPN tells us what teams are important and what players are great and hypes whatever rivalries or matchups or games they want us to watch, and we do it.

People in Missouri with no connection to them care about William and Kate and Kim and Khloe and The Yankees and Red Sox and Duke and UNC and Brett Favre and whomever, not because these stories are compelling but because they were told they were compelling, and no one evaluates media critically, thy just wolf it down like so much ice cream

chiefsnorth
04-18-2011, 10:34 AM
I think who is going to be in charge means a great deal to other countries in the UN.

Dear lord.

Sofa King
04-18-2011, 10:35 AM
Why does anyone care about Khardasians or Real Housewives or any other made up celebrity?

Because most people are slaves to media. The media tells them what is noteworthy, what they should care about, what they should buy, who they should worship and who they should hate.

Women are susceptible to this because they are governed by emotion and not reason, but men do it too. ESPN tells us what teams are important and what players are great and hypes whatever rivalries or matchups or games they want us to watch, and we do it.

People in Missouri with no connection to them care about William and Kate and Kim and Khloe and The Yankees and Red Sox and Duke and UNC and Brett Favre and whomever, not because these stories are compelling but because they were told they were compelling, and no one evaluates media critically, thy just wolf it down like so much ice cream


In other news, water is wet.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-18-2011, 10:36 AM
It seems to be a chick thing to give a crap about it, at least in my experience.

chiefsnorth
04-18-2011, 10:38 AM
Yeah. Sorry. It's ironic that I spent time writing that people are drones and don't think about anything and then I read luv's post and realize there is no potential here but for facepalm

Pants
04-18-2011, 10:39 AM
Yeah. Sorry. It's ironic that I spent time writing that people are drones and don't think about anything and then I read luv's post and realize there is no potential here but for facepalm

Pretty sure she was being sarcastic.

teedubya
04-18-2011, 10:42 AM
I remember when I was a kid and Princess Di and Prince Charles got married... I seem to care then... not so much now. Message me though when the new princess has a wardrobe malfunction.

luv
04-18-2011, 10:44 AM
Pretty sure she was being sarcastic.

Pretty sure the entire post up to "TBH" was. Between this and seeing people's reaction to the "women don't like masturbating" thing, I'm beginning to think I need to start putting /sarcasm after my posts. I'm not obvious enough.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-18-2011, 10:44 AM
Why does anyone care about Khardasians or Real Housewives or any other made up celebrity?

Because most people are slaves to media. The media tells them what is noteworthy, what they should care about, what they should buy, who they should worship and who they should hate.

Women are susceptible to this because they are governed by emotion and not reason, but men do it too. ESPN tells us what teams are important and what players are great and hypes whatever rivalries or matchups or games they want us to watch, and we do it.

People in Missouri with no connection to them care about William and Kate and Kim and Khloe and The Yankees and Red Sox and Duke and UNC and Brett Favre and whomever, not because these stories are compelling but because they were told they were compelling, and no one evaluates media critically, thy just wolf it down like so much ice cream
I work in the media and I hereby command you to obsess about Royals baseball, getting some kind of professional sports team at the Sprint Center and watching only the Discovery Channel! Now have some ice cream!

Is it working? Sigh...... didn't think so....

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-18-2011, 10:45 AM
Pretty sure the entire post up to "TBH" was. Between this and seeing people's reaction to the "women don't like masturbating" thing, I'm beginning to think I need to start putting /sarcasm after my posts. I'm not obvious enough.

Is that sarcasm?

Rain Man
04-18-2011, 10:48 AM
I care about royal marriages because I like to track the inbreeding.

Donger
04-18-2011, 10:51 AM
I care about royal marriages because I like to track the inbreeding.

NSFW

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Lonewolf Ed
04-18-2011, 10:54 AM
I doubt I will do more than switch the channel to it for a moment here and there. I do find it interesting to see the British culture, but I'd much rather experience that from the interior of a pub. Oi! Anybody want a Watney's in Watford with me?

KILLER_CLOWN
04-18-2011, 10:54 AM
I care about royal marriages because I like to track the inbreeding.

HAHA! nice.... :LOL:

luv
04-18-2011, 10:55 AM
When is it?

Guess I can google.

Donger
04-18-2011, 10:58 AM
And, Middleton isn't remotely of royal blood.

Deberg_1990
04-18-2011, 10:59 AM
Because most people are slaves to media. The media tells them what is noteworthy, what they should care about, what they should buy, who they should worship and who they should hate.



yes because no movies or tv shows ever flop after being incessantly hyped in the media.

luv
04-18-2011, 10:59 AM
When is it?

Guess I can google.

http://www.breakingglobalnews.com/royal-wedding-2011-schedule-details-emerge/12216626

Royal Wedding 2011 Schedule, Details Emerge

The 2011 Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton is certainly one of the most anticipated events of the year, but for those wanting to know more about the royal coupleís plans, the details have been kept close to the chest.. until just recently. Things are shaping up quite fast now for Prince Williamsís wedding on April 29th, and here below, weíve got the Royal Wedding 2011 schedule for those curious about Prince William and Kate Middletonís wedding as well as some other info about the wedding of the year.

Royal Wedding 2011

Rehearsals have been taking place for a while now, but everyone is keen on knowing when is the Royal Wedding date exactly. The Royal Wedding time of start has been officially stated as 0815 BST on April 29th, when the general congregation is scheduled to arrive at the Great North Door of Westminster Abbey.

Some of the main guests such as Prime Ministers and Governors will arrive starting at 0950 BST. Prince William is scheduled to depart from Clarence House to Westminster Abbey at 1010 BST and arrive at 1015BST. Foreign royal families will arrive soon after at 1020 BST. Between 1030 BST and 1100 BST, the Queen, the Duke, bridesmaids, pages, the Prince of Wales, the Duchess of Cornwall, the Duke of York, as well as the bride will leave for Westminster Abbey. The Royal Marriage service can then begin at 1100 BST and it will be broadcast on loud speakers along the route of the carriage procession.

At 1215 BST, the bride, bridegroom, and The Queen are escorted from the Westminster Abbey to Buckingham Palace in royal fashion and arrive at 1230 BST, with royal families arriving 10 minutes later. Almost an hour later at 1325 BST, it is time for the The Queen along with the bride, bridegroom and their families to appear on the balcony. The 2011 Royal Wedding ceremony comes to an end at 1330 BST with the fly past by the Royal Air Force and Battle of Britain Memorial Flight.

The Bridesmaids are as follows: Lady Louise Windsor (Williamís 7 year old cousin), Margarita Armstrong-Jones (Williamís second cousin of 8 years of age), Eliza Lopes (3 year old granddaughter of Prince Charlesí wife Camilla), and Grace (3 year old godchild of Prince William).

Kate Middletonís parents will personally be spending £100,000 on the wedding for Hotel suites, bridal gowns, bridesmaidsí dresses, the maid of honourís outfit, as well as the honeymoon.

2011 Royal Wedding gifts will be limited to donations to charity this year as Kate Middleton and Prince William have specifically demanded as such.

Royal Weddings are always of interest for their lavish nature and this year it should be no different. Some will be celebrating the occasion with their Royal Wedding app, others will be betting on the Royal Wedding through prop bets like whether the ring will be dropped, what will be served for dinner and how long the couple will last. Regardless of what you do, be sure to watch 2011 Royal Wedding live or alternatively stay tuned for our live blog of the grand occasion.

luv
04-18-2011, 11:01 AM
I wonder how far ahead of CST BST is.

More googling.

Rain Man
04-18-2011, 11:02 AM
And, Middleton isn't remotely of royal blood.

Yeah, which is tough, because I drew both club foot and deafness in the office pool on their heirs.

Donger
04-18-2011, 11:02 AM
Yeah, which is tough, because I drew both club foot and deafness in the office pool on their heirs.

At least you didn't draw hemophilia.

Donger
04-18-2011, 11:04 AM
I wonder how far ahead of CST BST is.

More googling.

Six hours, IIRC. One would think that they'd have a more agreeable start time for The Colonies.

Frazod
04-18-2011, 11:05 AM
Don't give a shit. Although William doesn't seem to be anywhere near as much of a complete and utter dork as his father.

sedated
04-18-2011, 11:05 AM
I watch some shows on BBC America, and they have been going completely ape-shit over this wedding for a few months now. If it weren't for that, I doubt I would even know what this thread is referring to.

loochy
04-18-2011, 11:06 AM
http://www.thenayshun.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kate-middleton-sexy-up-skirt-1.jpg


http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/kate-middleton-photo-1.jpg

http://www.katemiddletonfan.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kate-middleton-sexy-4.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__sWCQRt_7wI/TRDc_Jf1QxI/AAAAAAAAAEc/A9t0OWE-mYg/s1600/Kate_Middleton__bikini_candids_1.jpg

http://www.datapple.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/1b4dd_kate-middleton-sexy-white-bikini-240bes031411.jpg

Moar plz kthx bai

KILLER_CLOWN
04-18-2011, 11:07 AM
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Donger
04-18-2011, 11:08 AM
I watch some shows on BBC America, and they have been going completely ape-shit over this wedding for a few months now. If it weren't for that, I doubt I would even know what this thread is referring to.

They're British. WTF else do they have to be enthusiastic or excited about?

luv
04-18-2011, 11:08 AM
Six hours, IIRC. One would think that they'd have a more agreeable start time for The Colonies.

Looks like the actual marriage will take place at 5am here. Yeah, looks like I'm missing it.

KILLER_CLOWN
04-18-2011, 11:11 AM
They're British. WTF else do they have to be enthusiastic or excited about?

Soccer? *hrmph* scuse me football on the pitch.

Old Dog
04-18-2011, 11:11 AM
Any coverage of the wedding night? Not interested then.

Donger
04-18-2011, 11:11 AM
Soccer?

LMAO

Lonewolf Ed
04-18-2011, 11:19 AM
They're British. WTF else do they have to be enthusiastic or excited about?

Um, when the fresh biscuits come in to the shop? Can't have a proper tea wif stale biscuits, cannya?

Iowanian
04-18-2011, 11:39 AM
I think who is going to be in charge means a great deal to other countries in the UN.

TBH, I haven't kept up with it at all.

And I think we should give maps to the Iraq such as....






I don't care a single bit about the fluff and non-American event, however I would appreciate a PM with a link if they are going to be providing a POV of the wedding night. She's built for speed with extra chrome.

Okie_Apparition
04-18-2011, 11:40 AM
It appeals to the Redneck element. We have bad teeth like the British. And like NASCAR we watch for the crash & burn.

~Still, too soon?

BucEyedPea
04-18-2011, 11:44 AM
I love it. It's like watching a modern fairy tale. I loved fairy tales growing up especially princes and princess stories.

tooge
04-18-2011, 12:00 PM
I didn't know there was a wedding. Thanks alot.

Bump
04-18-2011, 12:08 PM
I don't get it either. Oh look at these born rich a-holes take in an attractive girl so she can be rich now too! WOW! AHHH, it's sooo special

FUCK OFF

|Zach|
04-18-2011, 12:30 PM
I love it. It's like watching a modern fairy tale. I loved fairy tales growing up especially princes and princess stories.

Reality has never been your cup of tea. You have made that obvious on this board.

Donger
04-18-2011, 01:32 PM
I don't get it either. Oh look at these born rich a-holes take in an attractive girl so she can be rich now too! WOW! AHHH, it's sooo special

**** OFF

Middleton is already rich.

Johnny Vegas
04-18-2011, 01:35 PM
http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o205/badmajama/MISC/GIF/dgmqv7.gif

Spicy McHaggis
04-18-2011, 01:43 PM
Middleton is already rich.

For a commoner.

Donger
04-18-2011, 01:51 PM
For a commoner.

"But, perhaps you won't find her common, now."

Crush
04-18-2011, 02:13 PM
I am going to send them some antifreeze as a wedding present.
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Pitt Gorilla
04-18-2011, 02:18 PM
I didn't even know there was one.I didn't either.

Simplex3
04-18-2011, 02:24 PM
I guess we should all just be thankful we don't also have a royal family to support here in America. Can you imagine how broke we'd be then?

Donger
04-18-2011, 02:38 PM
I guess we should all just be thankful we don't also have a royal family to support here in America. Can you imagine how broke we'd be then?

Washington came up with "Mr. President" when everyone was trying to figure out what to call POTUS. There were suggestions like "His Excellency" instead.

CrazyPhuD
04-18-2011, 02:39 PM
It's because she's actually a tranny making the the first VERY high profile gay marriage in the world.

CrazyPhuD
04-18-2011, 02:41 PM
Washington came up with "Mr. President" when everyone was trying to figure out what to call POTUS. There were suggestions like "His Excellency" instead.

They should have just called him President of states or POS for short. Much easier to say that POTUS.

Easy 6
04-18-2011, 02:55 PM
You been talkin about the Queen again, on Independence Day?...

http://youtu.be/fWtEQzyMkQk

Deberg_1990
04-18-2011, 03:04 PM
NBC is actually scaling back their coverage...most likely because the USA doesnt care all that much overall....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378163/NBC-scales-royal-wedding-coverage-William-Kate-boring.html

Donger
04-18-2011, 03:05 PM
NBC is actually scaling back their coverage...most likely because the USA doesnt care all that much overall....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378163/NBC-scales-royal-wedding-coverage-William-Kate-boring.html

Rebel scum.

Demonpenz
04-18-2011, 03:10 PM
Oh fuck is that Reggie Jackson?

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 04:02 PM
NBC is actually scaling back their coverage...most likely because the USA doesnt care all that much overall....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1378163/NBC-scales-royal-wedding-coverage-William-Kate-boring.html

Why would anyone care about these inbred so called royal assholes? They represent some of the most evil shitbags in world history. If the brits still want to parade these clowns around let them, why anyone in the rest of the world cares is beyond me~

Donger
04-18-2011, 04:03 PM
Why would anyone care about these inbred so called royal assholes? They represent some of the most evil shitbags in world history. If the brits still want to parade these clowns around let them, why anyone in the rest of the world cares is beyond me~

:spock:

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 04:09 PM
:spock:

Sorry Donger I know you hold some ties to England and have some sense of loyalty. However the royal family has oppressed people from its inception. The royal clowns have not been anything but a circus act for years~

Rain Man
04-18-2011, 04:12 PM
I'm still debating if I'm even going to go. The invitation has been sitting on my counter for a month now. Would it be rude if I just sent a card and a toaster?

crazycoffey
04-18-2011, 04:13 PM
I guess we should all just be thankful we don't also have a royal family to support here in America. Can you imagine how broke we'd be then?

we killed off our royal family....

Donger
04-18-2011, 04:14 PM
Sorry Donger I know you hold some ties to England and have some sense of loyalty. However the royal family has oppressed people from its inception. The royal clowns have not been anything but a circus act for years~

No, I don't have any loyalty to the UK. It's a shithole. I've just never heard anyone put the royal family on par with, say, Stalin or Pol Pot.

Demonpenz
04-18-2011, 04:15 PM
we killed off our royal family....

exactly, rest in peace Dale Earnhardt

crazycoffey
04-18-2011, 04:18 PM
exactly, rest in peace Dale Earnhardt


zing!

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 04:18 PM
No, I don't have any loyalty to the UK. It's a shithole. I've just never heard anyone put the royal family on par with, say, Stalin or Pol Pot.

I said "some" and yes they were~

Donger
04-18-2011, 04:23 PM
I said "some" and yes they were~

Which ones?

RedNeckRaider
04-18-2011, 04:35 PM
Which ones?

Look Donger If you want to discuss it start a thread and I will participate later. I am too damn tired to play you answer a question with a question bullshit right now. I am sure you are unimpressed with me and I assure the feeling is mutual~

kstater
04-18-2011, 04:37 PM
So does the thread title count as a filter bypass? And how does one go about reporting said bypass?

Donger
04-18-2011, 04:41 PM
Look Donger If you want to discuss it start a thread and I will participate later. I am too damn tired to play you answer a question with a question bullshit right now. I am sure you are unimpressed with me and I assure the feeling is mutual~

Okay.

Rain Man
04-18-2011, 05:10 PM
So does the thread title count as a filter bypass? And how does one go about reporting said bypass?


British curse words don't count.

Over-Head
04-18-2011, 05:12 PM
British curse words don't count. ah dog bollocks

Guru
04-29-2011, 12:27 AM
and so it begins. Fox News is covering it already. Look at all the nitwits they are parading around already.

Oh, Kate stayed at the Goring Hotel.

keg in kc
04-29-2011, 12:28 AM
I could not possibly care less.

Guru
04-29-2011, 12:29 AM
I could not possibly care less.You posted so yes, you could care less.

Bump
04-29-2011, 12:41 AM
anybody who gives a crap about the royal wedding or how it's some sort of fairy tale needs to be beaten. WHO CARES YOU STUPID FUCKS. The biggest silver spoon kid EVER is getting married, WOW! You people act like he's something special, all he had to do was BE BORN. Never had to work a day in his life.....but he went to college! ANYBODY COULD WITH UNLIMITED WEALTH AND NO WORRIES.

Guru
04-29-2011, 12:44 AM
LMAO

keg in kc
04-29-2011, 12:59 AM
You posted so yes, you could care less.My boredom while I was at work waiting for a computer to do its thing paired with the lack of new posts in any other thread on the front page resulted in my posting on this one.

A similar occurrence results in me posting a second time.

Deberg_1990
04-29-2011, 08:35 AM
Bump....wheres the "Offical" thread for this?

JD10367
04-29-2011, 08:47 AM
There's a reason we seceded. Fuck the Royals. (And I don't mean the KC baseball team.)

Deberg_1990
04-29-2011, 09:13 AM
What id like to know is, do the Royals still have any real power? Do they still make political, Domestic/Foreign Policy and military decisions? Why does England have a Prime Minister for then?

Donger
04-29-2011, 09:19 AM
Love the little girl's expression:

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/us/news/editorial/d/63/d638d0840a80f8ef31efa0d884550167.jpeg?x=651&y=299&xc=3&yc=1&wc=651&hc=299&q=85&sig=9kyJXgFxfoKEbqKG1bvb0g--