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KurtCobain
04-20-2011, 09:18 PM
Yes or no question.

Risqué means some short shorts no shirt and maybe a ball hanging out.

And remember, all of her friends will probably be shown these pics.

DaFace
04-20-2011, 09:21 PM
Heh...at first, that's what I thought the other thread was asking. Answer's the same for both, though.

MIAdragon
04-20-2011, 09:23 PM
Yup, no problems here (ex the short shorts, I wont rock those).

keg in kc
04-20-2011, 09:24 PM
God no. First I'd never get married, and second I'm a fat, hairy slob.

'Hamas' Jenkins
04-20-2011, 09:32 PM
Eh, why not let her friends get a gander at a hanging brain?

Bane
04-20-2011, 09:52 PM
Fuck yeah!!!!!

Fat Elvis
04-20-2011, 09:58 PM
meh, there's some nudies of me floating around out there somewhere from when I was younger; it would just be pretty funny now....

KCBOSS1
04-20-2011, 10:07 PM
Why would I want to cause a chain reaction of vomiting for all viewers?

Rain Man
04-20-2011, 10:29 PM
I answered yes, assuming that risque would be my definition, and I would define it as me scoring with women representing the entire United Nations plus North Korea.

HoneyBadger
04-20-2011, 10:37 PM
I'm a never-nude.

Phobia
04-20-2011, 10:46 PM
meh, there's some nudies of me floating around out there somewhere from when I was younger; it would just be pretty funny now....

Yeah, it's hilarious, Tiny.

crazycoffey
04-20-2011, 10:48 PM
Yes or no question.

Risqué means some short shorts no shirt and maybe a ball hanging out.

And remember, all of her friends will probably be shown these pics.

well, considering I routinely show my balls to her friends, and even some family members, on a fairly disturbing regular basis. I guess I'd have to be ok with it....

Phobia
04-20-2011, 10:52 PM
well, considering I routinely show my balls to her friends, and even some family members, on a fairly disturbing regular basis. I guess I'd have to be ok with it....

Yeah, I have a reputation as well. Not a big deal. I just don't care. I think our society is way too hung up on nudity. Now, I'm not one to walk the street nude, I've been known to streak at parties once in a while.

Rain Man
04-20-2011, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I have a reputation as well. Not a big deal. I just don't care. I think our society is way too hung up on nudity. Now, I'm not one to walk the street nude, I've been known to streak at parties once in a while.


I seem to recall an incident where you were sighted chasing children down the street while naked.

crazycoffey
04-20-2011, 10:55 PM
Yeah, I have a reputation as well. Not a big deal. I just don't care. I think our society is way too hung up on nudity. Now, I'm not one to walk the street nude, I've been known to streak at parties once in a while.

exactly.
and I have yet to have a party at my house, or an army buddy stay the night at my house, where my balls didn't come out. brain, cheeseburger, goat. whatever I feel like at the time.

conversely most of the women in our lives also like to flop out the boobies every once and again. It's only flesh, intent has everything to do with it.

Rain Man
04-20-2011, 10:58 PM
exactly.
and I have yet to have a party at my house, or an army buddy stay the night at my house, where my balls didn't come out. brain, cheeseburger, goat. whatever I feel like at the time.

conversely most of the women in our lives also like to flop out the boobies every once and again. It's only flesh, intent has everything to do with it.


At first I was repelled by this post, and then I found it fascinating.

crazycoffey
04-20-2011, 11:00 PM
At first I was repelled by this post, and then I found it fascinating.

I understand

Phobia
04-20-2011, 11:04 PM
I seem to recall an incident where you were sighted chasing children down the street while naked.

Hahaha - that was awesome. If I weren't lazy I'd go find that thread.

Phobia
04-20-2011, 11:06 PM
exactly.
and I have yet to have a party at my house, or an army buddy stay the night at my house, where my balls didn't come out. brain, cheeseburger, goat. whatever I feel like at the time.

conversely most of the women in our lives also like to flop out the boobies every once and again. It's only flesh, intent has everything to do with it.

I had a friend in Texas who liked to spread his scrote against glass and made it look like a bat. He was a strange cat. Funny but strange. He and another buddy also liked to smack each other on bare flesh until it drew blood. I'll participate in most hijinks but I just didn't find the entertainment value in that game.

kysirsoze
04-20-2011, 11:07 PM
I keep getting confused as to which thread I'm entering. Then I see posts about balls all over the place and I'm still not sure.

JOhn
04-20-2011, 11:46 PM
Yes, and whoever stole the shit out of my storage unit was in for a surprise. I kept the pics the ex took of my naked, oh and the ones of her also ROFL

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 12:01 AM
I had a friend in Texas who liked to spread his scrote against glass and made it look like a bat. He was a strange cat. Funny but strange. He and another buddy also liked to smack each other on bare flesh until it drew blood. I'll participate in most hijinks but I just didn't find the entertainment value in that game.


I'm a funny but strange enough cat to do the glass bit, but once blood gets drawn it's a different game

HoneyBadger
04-21-2011, 12:14 AM
I keep getting confused as to which thread I'm entering. Then I see posts about balls all over the place and I'm still not sure.

Exciting, isn't it?

Old Dog
04-21-2011, 07:24 AM
Did it numerous times when we were younger. Now, even I don't wanna see me naked, but if she wanted to, why not? Nudity isn't that big of a deal to me.

Saul Good
04-21-2011, 07:50 AM
At first I was repelled by this post, and then I found it fascinating.

Stop staring at the dude's post.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-21-2011, 07:55 AM
I didn't ask for them, but I will say I've gotten some emails from the wife a couple of times during the day as sort of a "pick me up". Nothing professional, just self pics, but the end result is still a picture.

Saul Good
04-21-2011, 08:03 AM
I didn't ask for them, but I will say I've gotten some emails from the wife a couple of times during the day as sort of a "pick me up". Nothing professional, just self pics, but the end result is still a picture.

Your wife e-mails you naked pictures of yourself as a pick-me-up? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

loochy
04-21-2011, 08:09 AM
This thread is worthless without pics...


























...er wait...I mean this thread is worthless WITH pics.

Radar Chief
04-21-2011, 08:10 AM
Your wife e-mails you naked pictures of yourself as a pick-me-up? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

Hell yea.

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Radar Chief
04-21-2011, 08:13 AM
This thread is worthless without pics...


























...er wait...I mean this thread is worthless WITH pics.

That’s why I don’t care. I can guarantee none of my friends want to see that and showing them the picture would be like garlic to a vampire.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-21-2011, 08:14 AM
Your wife e-mails you naked pictures of yourself as a pick-me-up? Whatever floats your boat, I guess.

I know you're being cute, but if not, reading comprehension is your friend.

Pants
04-21-2011, 08:26 AM
I know you're being cute, but if not, reading comprehension is your friend.

I think you're in the wrong thread, lol. What he said actually makes sense given the subject of the thread.

mikeyis4dcats.
04-21-2011, 08:29 AM
I think you're in the wrong thread, lol. What he said actually makes sense given the subject of the thread.

LOL.....didn't even notice this was a parody of the original. :banghead:

Phobia
04-21-2011, 08:53 AM
LOL.....didn't even notice this was a parody of the original. :banghead:

Reading comprehension is your friend.

gblowfish
04-21-2011, 09:19 AM
Who wants to see pictures of skid marks???

Detoxing
04-21-2011, 09:31 AM
Sure, why not. I'd like to be positioned on the side though, with one hand on my hip and my other under my head with my balls sagging to the floor.

Hot.

booger
04-21-2011, 09:33 AM
Now you must ask yourselves the obvious question.


Would you let your wife take dirty pics of Phobia(or insert another CPer here) riding a uni cycle wearing only one of those propeller hats on a busy day at the zoo?

booger
04-21-2011, 09:34 AM
Who wants to see pictures of skid marks???

i like to refer to them as racing stripes

sedated
04-21-2011, 09:36 AM
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Old Dog
04-21-2011, 09:38 AM
Now you must ask yourselves the obvious question.


Would you let your wife take dirty pics of Phobia(or insert another CPer here) riding a uni cycle wearing only one of those propeller hats on a busy day at the zoo?

As long as she doesn't actually have to get into the cage with him, it seems safe enough, so sure.

booger
04-21-2011, 09:43 AM
As long as she doesn't actually have to get into the cage with him, it seems safe enough, so sure.

yep. it would be like one of those give and take things they are always bitching about. Come to a fair compromise that she takes the pics of the male cpers and you take the ones of the females and then you make it into one big picture, call it art and sell it on craigslist.

everybody wins.

Iowanian
04-21-2011, 09:45 AM
If she does, it's going to be trick shots....."raging bull" "Plucked turkey" and flying squirrel poses.



Again, I just needed you to know that I spread my butt apart for playgirl magazine, as Mike Honcho.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-21-2011, 09:50 AM
I've photographed 2 ex's in the style under discussion and I'm available to do the same for anyone here wanting it done to.... I mean of... their wife/gf/

booger
04-21-2011, 09:54 AM
if this thread had tags:


crouching tiger smiley curtains

booger
04-21-2011, 10:00 AM
I've photographed 2 ex's in the style under discussion and I'm available to do the same for anyone here wanting it done to.... I mean of... their wife/gf/

that's why i think taking the pics would be the most fun. Do you ever have them wear boobie tassles and shout out instructions like:

SHOW ME PAINT THE FENCE!

SHOW ME WAX ON WAX OFF!

booger
04-21-2011, 10:03 AM
SHOW ME FLICK THE LITTLE BALD MAN IN THE FRONT OF THE CANOE!

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-21-2011, 10:05 AM
that's why i think taking the pics would be the most fun. Do you ever have them wear boobie tassles and shout out instructions like:

SHOW ME PAINT THE FENCE!

SHOW ME WAX ON WAX OFF!

In neither case were they wearing anything.

booger
04-21-2011, 10:08 AM
not even a cape?

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-21-2011, 10:10 AM
not even a cape?

I forgot to bring the cape both times. It's kinda tragic now that I think back on it.

booger
04-21-2011, 10:12 AM
if i ever have some chick take photos of me my welding helmet and a cape are a must

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-21-2011, 10:13 AM
if i ever have some chick take photos of me my welding helmet and a cape are a must

Well you can't go wrong with that, it's a fine choice.

Mr. Laz
04-21-2011, 01:32 PM
back in the day. yes.


now ... no thanks