View Full Version : ***Official Emmitt Smiff Mok Draft Fred***

04-21-2011, 08:30 AM
These guys slay me.


Kansas City Chiefs: Marcus Pouncey, G, Florida
If it were up to me, Marcus Pouncey would be the first entire pick in the entire mock draft. First of all, Marcus Pouncey from the University of Florida State, go gata. And third of all, Marcus Pouncey have a brother in the National Conference of Football who name Marcus Pouncey. And he not just his brother - he is twin brother, which mean they exactly the same person, but different.

A long time ago, some scientist or dentist do a comparison of twin, and he learn that they can read each other's mines, almost like they have the telephone ability. Marcus Pouncey is his brother creeper, so he learn all the trick of the trade when it come down to playin' football in the professionals. And he learn all the trick of the trade usin' the telephone ability!

Sofa King
04-21-2011, 08:39 AM
Heh. He has Cam Newton going 3 times.

Rain Man
04-21-2011, 08:50 AM
The author really does a good job with the language. It really does sound like Emmitt Smif.

04-21-2011, 11:30 AM
I look forward to this every year. Great stuff.

Easy 6
04-21-2011, 11:42 AM
Oh, this is ****ing beautiful, why am i just now hearing of this?

Havent even finished it yet & i'm crying, like the leadoff statement for the Cardinals... 'only two things are certain, Death & Texas' LMAO

the Talking Can
04-21-2011, 12:36 PM
mok draft fred


04-21-2011, 02:09 PM
Great work. LMAO