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Chocolate Hog
04-21-2011, 04:17 PM
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SuperChief
04-21-2011, 04:18 PM
That summbitch.

notorious
04-21-2011, 04:18 PM
Come on back buddy.

Bugeater
04-21-2011, 04:19 PM
They always come back.

Brock
04-21-2011, 04:19 PM
nobody stays gone.

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 04:19 PM
Come on back, I will run his ass up another palm tree

SDChiefs
04-21-2011, 04:21 PM
I wish I could quit you!

bowener
04-21-2011, 04:24 PM
I sharted.

Detoxing
04-21-2011, 04:24 PM
Think this thread will make 100 pages?

Chocolate Hog
04-21-2011, 04:25 PM
I sharted.

And thats fine. Dane McCloud lied to us.

RedNeckRaider
04-21-2011, 04:25 PM
Just when you think you are getting out they pull you back in~

CrazyPhuD
04-21-2011, 04:27 PM
Well to be fair, in hollywood forever is about 5 minutes....'yea baby I last forever'

MoreLemonPledge
04-21-2011, 04:29 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

I never fucking said I would leave, you fucking idiots.

Fuck.

:LOL: :LOL:

I can't fucking believe you worthless fucking twats.

ROFL :LOL:

vailpass
04-21-2011, 04:29 PM
We all float down here.

Superturtle
04-21-2011, 04:31 PM
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BigMeatballDave
04-21-2011, 04:31 PM
Come on back, I will run his ass up another palm treeDanes gonna fuck your ass with a rusty pitchfork.

Pestilence
04-21-2011, 04:31 PM
Come on back, I will run his ass up another palm tree

You never did shit. You can't do shit. You won't do shit.

the Talking Can
04-21-2011, 04:31 PM
They always come back.


and that's why we have rules about leaving gall dangit!


so we can make fun of you when you return.....

bowener
04-21-2011, 04:33 PM
I liked Dane. I don't think he liked me... if he ever noticed I existed.

I need to go wipe at some point. This is gross.

Kyle DeLexus
04-21-2011, 04:35 PM
http://www.topsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Angry-Miz-Girl_TOPSPORTSBLOG.jpg

Mecca is pissed?

Reerun_KC
04-21-2011, 04:35 PM
In! Just in case this goes to the HOC...

DeezNutz
04-21-2011, 04:35 PM
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Chocolate Hog
04-21-2011, 04:37 PM
In! Just in case this goes to the HOC...

I predict this thread flames out by page 4 unless Dane decides to make an appearance.

Reerun_KC
04-21-2011, 04:38 PM
Mecca is pissed?
ROFL

vailpass
04-21-2011, 04:38 PM
I liked Dane. I don't think he liked me... if he ever noticed I existed.

I need to go wipe at some point. This is gross.

There are no people Dane likes, only people Dane allows to live.

Gonzo
04-21-2011, 04:39 PM
You fucking fucks don't have a fucking clue wtf you're talking about. Fuckers.
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luv
04-21-2011, 04:40 PM
I'm gonna go with who cares, and have my one post in what I'm sure will ende up being a multi-hundred post thread.

DeezNutz
04-21-2011, 04:40 PM
I liked Dane. I don't think he liked me... if he ever noticed I existed.

I need to go wipe at some point. This is gross.

I always notice, you little douche lord. /DM

kstater
04-21-2011, 04:40 PM
You fucking fucks don't have a fucking clue wtf you're talking about. Fuckers.
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I never fucking attack anyone. You fucking idiot.

Graystoke
04-21-2011, 04:41 PM
I like Dane...without him leaving I wouldn't have been able to waste 7 hrs at work reading about his exit from CP

Fritz88
04-21-2011, 04:42 PM
Why do you check his profile anyway....

Chocolate Hog
04-21-2011, 04:42 PM
I'm gonna go with who cares, and have my one post in what I'm sure will ende up being a multi-hundred post thread.

You might not care but Dane does. Go fuckyourself

CrazyPhuD
04-21-2011, 04:45 PM
You fucking fucks don't have a fucking clue wtf you're talking about. Fuckers.
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NSFW language

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Rooster
04-21-2011, 04:50 PM
Why do you check his profile anyway....

This

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 04:51 PM
You never did shit. You can't do shit. You won't do shit.

Keep running those DSL's boy, you are gonna be next

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 04:53 PM
Why do you check his profile anyway....


yeah, really why did he?
Fuckstick fucking stalker.

teedubya
04-21-2011, 04:54 PM
"You're ****ing dumber than shit if you think ****ing Dane McCloud is coming back. Chiefsplanet may be a place to talk about football, among many other things, but when little ****ing assholes such as yourself stick your ****ing noses in discussions where they don't belong, they get the ****ing internet beatdown.

Prepare to enter the Red Zone, Mother****er. I'm gonna go stick my motherfucking cock in Lindsay Lohan.

Bank it. "

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 04:56 PM
"You're ****ing dumber than shit if you think ****ing Dane McCloud is coming back. Chiefsplanet may be a place to talk about football, among many other things, but when little ****ing assholes such as yourself stick your ****ing noses in discussions where they don't belong, they get the ****ing internet beatdown.

Prepare to enter the Red Zone, Mother****er.

Bank it."

I hope to God your not talking to me boy...

RedNeckRaider
04-21-2011, 04:56 PM
"You're ****ing dumber than shit if you think ****ing Dane McCloud is coming back. Chiefsplanet may be a place to talk about football, among many other things, but when little ****ing assholes such as yourself stick your ****ing noses in discussions where they don't belong, they get the ****ing internet beatdown.

Prepare to enter the Red Zone, Mother****er.

Bank it."

:spock: LMAO

Marcellus
04-21-2011, 04:56 PM
He probably just stops by to send PM's to the Knights of the Golden Douche Brigade on occasion.

"He guys, I founded a new forum called ****ing Go **** Yourself Planet, come on over here so I can tell you how everything you know is wrong! ****face"

teedubya
04-21-2011, 04:57 PM
I hope to God your not talking to me boy...

I was channeling Sir Dane. :evil:

bowener
04-21-2011, 04:57 PM
I always notice, you little douche lord. /DM

This hurt my feelings

8'^(

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 04:58 PM
I was channeling Sir Dane. :evil:

:LOL::LOL:LMAO

JOhn
04-21-2011, 04:58 PM
Keep running those DSL's boy, you are gonna be next

:rolleyes:










Just posting FTR

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 04:58 PM
:rolleyes:










Just posting FTR

You got something to say? I can add your ass to the list too.

keg in kc
04-21-2011, 05:06 PM
I'd be shocked if he came back. Shocked. Nobody who's made a dramatic exit has ever come back. No sirree.

Kyle DeLexus
04-21-2011, 05:07 PM
You got something to say? I can add your ass to the list too.

Wait....you keep a list? Isn't that a little girlish, Nancy?

notorious
04-21-2011, 05:07 PM
He must have wiped his history on accident and needed to find the link to "Guess Her Muff".

JOhn
04-21-2011, 05:08 PM
You got something to say? I can add your ass to the list too.

See, you're nuts. I was already on the list:harumph:

bowener
04-21-2011, 05:09 PM
This is the world without Dane McCloud:

http://www.homeplateheroes.com/Black%20Suede.jpg

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 05:09 PM
He must have wiped his history on accident and needed to find the link to "Guess Her Muff".

I go to that site alot, the comments are awesome

Cave Johnson
04-21-2011, 05:22 PM
Dane, I'm thinking of DL'ing movies/TV shows/music illegally. Why should I not?

blaise
04-21-2011, 05:24 PM
He didn't post, did he? I take someone saying they're leaving to mean they're not posting anymore on the board.

vailpass
04-21-2011, 05:27 PM
He didn't post, did he? I take someone saying they're leaving to mean they're not posting anymore on the board.

:LOL:

Dave Lane
04-21-2011, 05:27 PM
You never did shit. You can't do shit. You won't do shit.

He is shit. Literally.

-King-
04-21-2011, 05:28 PM
Well, assume that pedos need time off from pedophiling so he's come here to take a break.

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 05:29 PM
Well, assume that pedos need time off from pedophiling so he's come here to take a break.

now thats funny as hell right there :thumb:

Pestilence
04-21-2011, 05:35 PM
Keep running those DSL's boy, you are gonna be next

You keep saying that you geriatric fuck.....but nothing ever happens. So once again....

You never did shit. You can't do shit. You won't do shit.

3rd&48ers
04-21-2011, 05:40 PM
You keep saying that you geriatric ****.....but nothing ever happens. So once again....

You never did shit. You can't do shit. You won't do shit.

Ok.... when it happens, don't whine like the bitch we know you are.

Deberg_1990
04-21-2011, 05:41 PM
Come back Dane,

You had me at Hello.........

CrazyPhuD
04-21-2011, 05:44 PM
So is this what was meant when they said skynet was going to end the world today?

Iowanian
04-21-2011, 05:47 PM
Dane,

Come back in and use all of the new words you learned from the Rosettastone dvd set you helped translate.

Superturtle
04-21-2011, 05:48 PM
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1263&bih=658&q=dane+mccloud&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

Image search of Dane Mccloud. Plethora of randomness.

Tylerthigpen!1!
04-21-2011, 06:13 PM
Keep running those DSL's boy, you are gonna be next

Quit acting like you are the shit around here.

kysirsoze
04-21-2011, 06:14 PM
Quit acting like you are the shit around here.

Shhhh... He's fishing....

BigRedChief
04-21-2011, 06:15 PM
He's a good poster. The Planet is much better off with him than without him.

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 06:19 PM
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1263&bih=658&q=dane+mccloud&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

Image search of Dane Mccloud. Plethora of randomness.

I like this one...
McCloud head

I think I'll make it my new avi

blaise
04-21-2011, 06:23 PM
He's a good poster. The Planet is much better off with him than without him.

Yeah, I don't notice a whole lot of difference, really.

BigRedChief
04-21-2011, 06:27 PM
Yeah, I don't notice a whole lot of difference, really.The Planet is bigger than any one planeteer. Life goes on. There is always more poop and sex based threas to post.

KurtCobain
04-21-2011, 06:33 PM
There is always more poop and sex based threas to post.

Which fucking McButthurt never seemed to fucking like anyways.

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 06:36 PM
Which fucking McButthurt never seemed to fucking like anyways.


Good point Kurt, now I don't want the fucking McFuckstick back anyhow

BigRedChief
04-21-2011, 06:41 PM
Which fucking McButthurt never seemed to fucking like anyways.welllll I don't care for them either. If others want to participate in those, cool beans. Just not my cup of tea,

Fishpicker
04-21-2011, 06:45 PM
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=hp&biw=1263&bih=658&q=dane+mccloud&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

Image search of Dane Mccloud. Plethora of randomness.

look at how many celebrity photos there are on the first page. even google overcompensates on Dane's behalf.

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 07:02 PM
welllll I don't care for them either. If others want to participate in those, cool beans. Just not my cup of tea,

good, we don't want you in there anyway...

BigRedChief
04-21-2011, 07:04 PM
good, we don't want you in there anyway...I'm just not witty enough to hang with the cool kids.:hmmm:

Bwana
04-21-2011, 07:09 PM
Shit happens

crazycoffey
04-21-2011, 07:17 PM
I'm just not witty enough to hang with the cool kids.:hmmm:

yeah, cause that's what it is, ROFL

cabletech94
04-21-2011, 07:20 PM
yeah, cause that's what it is, ROFL

slow down, fellas.
this is danes thread.
just in case you forgot.

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

Rams Fan
04-21-2011, 07:21 PM
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KCrockaholic
04-21-2011, 07:31 PM
What a fucking idiot.

That fucking fucker can go fuck himself with his fuckstick behind a fucking barn.

Pestilence
04-21-2011, 07:41 PM
Ok.... when it happens, don't whine like the bitch we know you are.

Still waiting you worthless piece of shit.

I'm going to laugh when you run out of money and your pathetic life falls apart. I'll make sure your family is well taken care of.

The Bad Guy
04-21-2011, 07:53 PM
I hope to God your not talking to me boy...

Or what are you going to do? Drive your rig over his house and show him your w2 from last year?

Frazod
04-21-2011, 07:55 PM
Or what are you going to do? Drive your rig over his house and show him your w2 from last year?

LMAO

Dallas Chief
04-21-2011, 07:55 PM
You got something to say? I can add your ass to the list too.

Y'know what we got here? Motherfuckin' Charlie Bronson. Mr. Majestyk!

-King-
04-21-2011, 08:04 PM
Dane,

Come back in and use all of the new words you learned from the Rosettastone dvd set you helped translate.

ROFLROFLROFL

Bugeater
04-21-2011, 08:09 PM
Dane lied, people died.

Donger
04-21-2011, 08:17 PM
Just in time for Wills and Kate's wedding. Welcome back, Dane. I missed you. Even though you didn't come back when I predicted you would. For which I'll have to torment you for the rest of your natural life.

May Jennifer Hetrick ass rape you with a Bat'leth.

Again, welcome back!

milkman
04-21-2011, 08:21 PM
In.

BossChief
04-21-2011, 08:41 PM
JFC

If you fucksticks think Dane is gonna post here again you should just go kill yourself in a Roberto Alomar Aids Tree Fire (tm)

FFS, give it up















how was that?

KurtCobain
04-21-2011, 08:43 PM
I hate this place.

chasedude
04-21-2011, 08:54 PM
Today's edition of "As the Planet Turns"...

TinyEvel
04-21-2011, 08:55 PM
Wait, I thought the Lord and Savior wasn't supposed to return until Sunday?

Phobia
04-21-2011, 09:12 PM
|Zach| does not approve.

KcMizzou
04-21-2011, 09:13 PM
I hate this place.But this place loves you.

Mr. Kotter
04-21-2011, 09:58 PM
|Zach| does not approve.

:spock:


LMAO


I owe you a beer.....heh.

Fish
04-21-2011, 10:16 PM
http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/8677/fhollywood.jpg

tooge
04-21-2011, 10:23 PM
Dammit Dane, this place needs u. Screw the yahoos. Just come back and keep them down.

KCtotheSB
04-21-2011, 10:31 PM
Quick, somebody call him any number of vague, empty insults so he can go away again.

KS Smitty
04-21-2011, 11:08 PM
BucEyedPea cried.

JOhn
04-21-2011, 11:12 PM
Dammit Dane, this place needs u. Screw the yahoos. Just come back and keep them down.

Just start a thread asking how to D/L movies and music of the net for free :harumph:

Frazod
04-21-2011, 11:13 PM
Good Lord, all he did was login.

Imagine what will happen if he actually posts!

JOhn
04-21-2011, 11:25 PM
Good Lord, all he did was login.

Imagine what will happen if he actually posts!

Be the biggest Bukkae party the planet has seen

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-21-2011, 11:34 PM
Destroy this temple, and I will raise it again in three days.

Dane 2:19

bowener
04-21-2011, 11:50 PM
Dane McCloud uses full grown sheep as Q-Tips.

bowener
04-21-2011, 11:52 PM
go to google images, search "Dane mccloud", look at the 20th picture (1st 20 are all from CP).

JOhn
04-21-2011, 11:56 PM
go to google images, search "Dane mccloud", look at the 20th picture (1st 20 are all from CP).

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/Stp_djEg7hI/AAAAAAAAAFA/G-1P-AX9fyE/s320/Taylor+Dane+then.jpg

bowener
04-21-2011, 11:57 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ek5O2C3F5aY/Stp_djEg7hI/AAAAAAAAAFA/G-1P-AX9fyE/s320/Taylor+Dane+then.jpg

WTH? No. FAIL! It is supposed to be :(

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:03 AM
WTH? No. FAIL! It is supposed to be :(

:shrug:

Well I thought maybe you knew more about Dane than you were letting on. And that this was your way of coming clean. ROFL

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:05 AM
:shrug:

Well I thought maybe you knew more about Dane than you were letting on. And that this was your way of coming clean. ROFL

I know nothing of the immeasurable Dane, except that he exists, and his sole purpose is to exist so that all others may exist.

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:08 AM
I'm high on NyQuil.

Or maybe it is low.. I am low on NyQuil.

Which is also true, I ran out of NyQuil.

And those Vick's fuckers, they changed the taste of green NyQuil!

It tastes all fucked up now, like it should be a red robotussin or something... not a delicious green syrupy goddess, which is what old NyQuil tasted like. I hope people revolt and they bring back "The Original NyQuil" like coke did when they fucked themselves in the ass with the "new" coke. Did anyone here drink that? I didn't.. too young. I'm need to buy some more NyQuil, I'm highly low right now.

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:10 AM
I'm high on NyQuil.

Or maybe it is low.. I am low on NyQuil.

Which is also true, I ran out of NyQuil.

And those Vick's fuckers, they changed the taste of green NyQuil!

It tastes all fucked up now, like it should be a red robotussin or something... not a delicious green syrupy goddess, which is what old NyQuil tasted like. I hope people revolt and they bring back "The Original NyQuil" like coke did when they fucked themselves in the ass with the "new" coke. Did anyone here drink that? I didn't.. too young. I'm need to buy some more NyQuil, I'm highly low right now.

:Lin:
NyQuil sucks.
Just go buy a can of duster and get the cheap high. :p

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:11 AM
:Lin:
NyQuil sucks.
Just go buy a can of duster and get the cheap high. :p

But, I want to slee p JOhn. Are you following me following you?

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:13 AM
But, I want to slee p JOhn. Are you following me following you?

Oh, well in that case Morphine works really well....uh so I've been told.

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:15 AM
Oh, well in that case Morphine works really well....uh so I've been told.

I'm good now. I am watching My name is Earl. This will make me happy.

nstygma
04-22-2011, 12:31 AM
i checked TMZ apparently Jessica Alba stopped by to apologize to Dane's wife for being snotty at the park that one time. anyway, after they hugged and made up and shared pumpkin spice lattes, jessica asked if she could use their computer to change her facebook status to "rainbows and unicorns" since her iPhone 4 doesn't get reception in the hills. apparently CP was still the default home page for netscape on the kitchen pc. so it wasn't dane, it was just another mistake made by an emotional starlet on dane's kitchen counter

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:34 AM
I'm good now. I am watching My name is Earl. This will make me happy.

Shhhhh I'm watching the American Idol results show :harumph:

Jewish Rabbi
04-22-2011, 01:05 AM
Ok.... when it happens, don't whine like the bitch we know you are.

:LOL:

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-22-2011, 01:08 AM
I'm high on NyQuil.

Or maybe it is low.. I am low on NyQuil.

Which is also true, I ran out of NyQuil.

And those Vick's fuckers, they changed the taste of green NyQuil!

It tastes all fucked up now, like it should be a red robotussin or something... not a delicious green syrupy goddess, which is what old NyQuil tasted like. I hope people revolt and they bring back "The Original NyQuil" like coke did when they fucked themselves in the ass with the "new" coke. Did anyone here drink that? I didn't.. too young. I'm need to buy some more NyQuil, I'm highly low right now.


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crazycoffey
04-22-2011, 02:01 AM
Dane lied, people died.

Dane liiiies, when he cries. when he cries...

JOhn
04-22-2011, 02:17 AM
Dane liiiies, when he cries. when he cries...

Dammit, you keep changing your avatar, I forget it you :doh!:

BryanBusby
04-22-2011, 03:04 AM
Best way to lure Dane out from hiding is to spam him with PMs mentioning about all the cool albums that you obtained by illegal downloading.

listopencil
04-22-2011, 03:08 AM
Honestly- I think making a "I'm leaving forever" thread should result in ban if the person logs back in. Thirty days starting from time of next activity.

3rd&48ers
04-22-2011, 04:14 AM
come back dane, all your little bitch boys here miss you so bad.

Otter
04-22-2011, 06:08 AM
Dane just had an ex-SEAL Team 6 op HALO jump into my backyard with a hand written message to deliver to Chiefsplanet:

Dear Not Lindsey Lohan's Neighbors;

I blessed you ****ing mouth breathing, inbred, droopy eyed plaid wearing varmints with my presence and you fail to follow my simple commands. Well **** all of you ****s, ****ing ****s! You've opened up a can of ****ing worms you cannot ****ing close. I will breath ****ing fire and fart ****ing lighting. You've been ****ing warned you ****s!

Oh yeah, the Chiefs suck and their ****ing draft pick is gonna suck too you ****s! **** you!

You had your ****ing chance to bask in my greatness! Stupid ****s!

**** you,

Dane!

burt
04-22-2011, 06:34 AM
come back dane, all your little bitch boys here miss you so bad.

and some of his big bitch boys do.........

Pestilence
04-22-2011, 06:43 AM
come back dane, all your little bitch boys here miss you so bad.

Pussy....

Dave Lane
04-22-2011, 07:05 AM
Especially during draft season. And what I wouldn't miss is a certain cretain hick from North Carolina raiders fan (double fail).

How few brain cells have to remain to make a member of this club? 3?

Sofa King
04-22-2011, 07:21 AM
Pussy....

I want to post in this thread, and this is the post i chose to quote.

This goes for all of you.

MOhillbilly
04-22-2011, 07:28 AM
come back dane, all your little bitch boys here miss you so bad.

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blaise
04-22-2011, 07:44 AM
I bet Dane could barely stop himself from posting in luv's What City Would You Most Like to Live In thread.

I wonder how many times he typed: LA. Period. I live in LA. and then deleted the post and said to himself, "Shit, I can't do it. I started that leaving forever thread."

JOhn
04-22-2011, 07:53 AM
I want to post in this thread, and this is the post i chose to quote.

This goes for all of you.

Bitch
















:LOL:

Kerberos
04-22-2011, 08:00 AM
Dane lied, people died.

I was kind of hoping R8ers would be in the general mix of "People".

Baby Lee
04-22-2011, 09:20 AM
http://www.topsportsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Angry-Miz-Girl_TOPSPORTSBLOG.jpg
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http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq357/Dr_Madd/girlsassylarge.gif

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 10:21 AM
I'm going to post a link to "real American" and Dane is going to start shaking, stand up stomping from the rubble and make you haters step into a Forking slimjim!

Chocolate Hog
04-22-2011, 10:54 AM
Best way to lure Dane out from hiding is to spam him with PMs mentioning about all the cool albums that you obtained by illegal downloading.

I must have missed this one explain please.