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SPchief
04-21-2011, 11:40 PM
Look what I did to myself today

SPchief
04-21-2011, 11:41 PM
And I think this is the first time I've ever put my picture on this place

Raiderhater58
04-21-2011, 11:41 PM
Nice!

JOhn
04-21-2011, 11:43 PM
Sorry about your face....I'm sure you can get a seeing eye dog pretty cheap:thumb:

SNR
04-21-2011, 11:43 PM
Holy shit!!!


What the fuck happened to your hair?

booger
04-21-2011, 11:45 PM
my first thought was the movie Dirty Work and Chris Farley getting his nose bit off by that Saigon whore.

booger
04-21-2011, 11:47 PM
Holy shit!!!


What the **** happened to your hair?

stop being so nosey

keg in kc
04-21-2011, 11:52 PM
Took the brown nosing a bit too far and your boss' surgeon thought you were a hemorrhoid?

booger
04-21-2011, 11:55 PM
told ya not to stick your finger in the easter bunny

SPchief
04-21-2011, 11:55 PM
Holy shit!!!


What the fuck happened to your hair?

I'm slowly starting to lose it. Here in a couple of years I'm going to grow a goatee to be like the cool guys

Dante84
04-21-2011, 11:57 PM
Well, that's what you get for snitching.

keg in kc
04-21-2011, 11:59 PM
I'm slowly starting to lose it. Here in a couple of years I'm going to grow a goatee to be like the cool guysI didn't grow mine until I got fat. It hides the 2nd (3rd and 4th) chin.

Beards are good for hiding things.

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:03 AM
Jesus, man! Your eyes are fucked!

booger
04-22-2011, 12:05 AM
is this the first time she has beat on you?

it's not your fault.

HoneyBadger
04-22-2011, 12:06 AM
Well, that's what you get for snitching.

snitches get stitches.

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:08 AM
is this the first time she has beat on you?

it's not your fault.

Fuck yea it is, he took her last beer.

He deserved it, now go make a sammich

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:10 AM
Fuck yea it is, he took her last beer.

He deserved it, now go make a sammich

BITCH!

Gotta add the bitch part or they won't know you are talking directly to them. The bitches won;t.

booger
04-22-2011, 12:12 AM
don't worry dude, chicks dig scars! :thumb:

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:12 AM
Fuck yea it is, he took her last beer.

He deserved it, now go make a sammich

Fuck yea it is, Bitch took her last beer.

He deserved it, now go make a sammich...Bitch



Better?

bowener
04-22-2011, 12:14 AM
Fuck yea it is, Bitch took her last beer.

He deserved it, now go make a sammich...Bitch



Better?

waaaaaaaaaaaaay

big nasty kcnut
04-22-2011, 12:17 AM
What happen did you mess with fraz fridge.

JOhn
04-22-2011, 12:21 AM
What happen did you mess with fraz fridge.

No, he Doubted Dane :shake:

SNR
04-22-2011, 12:24 AM
Tell chicks that you had a large tumor surgically removed from your nose. The ladies love cancer survivors

SDChiefs
04-22-2011, 12:34 AM
What's with the covering of eyes? I could pick you outta a lineup now. Should I call you clark kent or bruce wayne? But sorry bout your nose anyhow.

booger
04-22-2011, 12:42 AM
i think he has a 3rd eye he is embarrassed about

Phobia
04-22-2011, 12:51 AM
Um. It's obvious that you're Earnest P. Worrell.

Saccopoo
04-22-2011, 01:27 AM
Iodine is so kick ass.

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-22-2011, 01:46 AM
Kevin Spacey posts here?...Awesome


http://www.thecampussocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/kevin-spacey-se7en.jpg


WHAT'S IN THE BOX?


:p

Fritz88
04-22-2011, 04:28 AM
Nice face
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rockymtnchief
04-22-2011, 04:40 AM
Batman and Robin cut eye holes in their masks. It kept them from running into shit and cutting up their nose. :D

Damn, looks painful. Good luck in the healing process!

Red Beans
04-22-2011, 05:35 AM
Kevin Spacey posts here?...Awesome


http://www.thecampussocialite.com/wp-content/uploads/kevin-spacey-se7en.jpg


WHAT'S IN THE BOX?


:p

Detective...detective...DETECTIVE!!!!!!!!!!

acesn8s
04-22-2011, 05:40 AM
http://www.defectiveyeti.com/images/blackbar.jpg

You joined the Urine Testers Club, didn't you?

burt
04-22-2011, 05:59 AM
waiting for the story..........

Demonpenz
04-22-2011, 07:50 AM
trying out for the stage play, jordi?

Rain Man
04-22-2011, 07:59 AM
You obviously stuck it somewhere where it didn't belong.

So...did it bleed?

JD10367
04-22-2011, 08:03 AM
Well, that's what you get for snitching.

http://rumorator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Cut-nose.jpg

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 08:06 AM
I'm sorry this happened to you.

The mark of the dirty nose means he's been raped by Indians(Hi-ya Hi-ya, not dirka dirka)

MOhillbilly
04-22-2011, 08:09 AM
I'm sorry this happened to you.

The mark of the dirty nose means he's been raped by Indians(Hi-ya Hi-ya, not dirka dirka)

Bob Rapeaho?

Sofa King
04-22-2011, 08:09 AM
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RockChalk
04-22-2011, 08:13 AM
The design of sunglasses is really going downhill. Must be a Kanye West thing

JD10367
04-22-2011, 08:13 AM
Bob Rapeaho?

No, he was assaulted from behind by Giant Tomahawk.

His new name is Walks Slowly With A Waddle.

Dave Lane
04-22-2011, 08:31 AM
That must of been one hell of a booger.

Dante84
04-22-2011, 08:42 AM
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Mecca? That you?

Sofa King
04-22-2011, 09:05 AM
That must of been one hell of a booger.

LMAO ROFL

niblet
04-22-2011, 09:07 AM
I've seen black eyes before but holy shit!

LiveSteam
04-22-2011, 09:13 AM
waiting for the story..........

.

Gonzo
04-22-2011, 09:21 AM
No, he was assaulted from behind by Giant Tomahawk.

His new name is Walks Slowly With A Waddle.
I was thinking "Stupid Little Six-Pack" fit better.
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Bob Dole
04-22-2011, 10:00 AM
I'm sorry this happened to you.

The mark of the dirty nose means he's been raped by Indians(Hi-ya Hi-ya, not dirka dirka)

Dude, please. Try not to be offensive.

It should read "...raped by Indians (feather, not dot)."

ChiefButthurt
04-22-2011, 10:05 AM
Is that a "Cowardly Lion" lip from the Wizard of Oz or just my imagination?

Donger
04-22-2011, 10:07 AM
Your pussy bit you?

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 10:11 AM
who knew that debt-dodger's mrs had vagina denta issues.

Phobia
04-22-2011, 10:17 AM
SP is a notoriously cheap bastard. As he was licking out the bottom of a can of diet coke he noticed a drop he couldn't quite reach so he ripped open the top and it gashed his nose. Boring story, I know but cheap bastards pay in the end.

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 10:25 AM
If you were thinking, you'd have known that by not having that sewn up, it would have been much easier to get those hard to reach boogers.

booger
04-22-2011, 10:27 AM
or make it a zipper so you can dig em out and zip back up

teedubya
04-22-2011, 10:32 AM
Well, that's what you get for snitching.

LMAO ROFL

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 10:50 AM
Is this what you get when you stick your nose into other people's business?

Trimming your nose hair with electric metal sheers

SPchief
04-22-2011, 05:17 PM
Long story short, I was trying to dig something out of a small spot with a steak knife and the steak knife bounced back into my nose

kstater
04-22-2011, 05:21 PM
Always use butter knives to dig out a booger, steak knives a bit too sharp.

Fish
04-22-2011, 05:30 PM
Steak knife?

Daaaaamn...

Don't tell your buddies that though. Tell them you broke up a mugging or something. If you tell them you whacked your own nose with a steak knife, they're likely to laugh.. no offense bud. Looks painful.

KcMizzou
04-22-2011, 05:45 PM
Sonofabitch! That had to hurt.

Do it yourself rhinoplasty.

LiveSteam
04-22-2011, 05:50 PM
Long story short, I was trying to dig something out of a small spot with a steak knife and the steak knife bounced back into my nose

Dam it must have been a Ginsu

KurtCobain
04-22-2011, 06:17 PM
Stabbing yourself in the face really isn't a good thing.

DeezNutz
04-22-2011, 06:25 PM
Damn, dude. Lucky you didn't fuck one of your eyes.

KurtCobain
04-22-2011, 06:27 PM
Looks to me like he fucked both of them with black ink.

el borracho
04-22-2011, 06:31 PM
Looks like you have a nose for trouble.

Well wishes for a speedy recovery.

Dante84
04-22-2011, 08:30 PM
Hey really though... what did he do?

Was Phobia joking?

Phobia
04-22-2011, 08:36 PM
Was Phobia joking?

I doubt it. That guy is always serious.

SPchief
04-22-2011, 08:38 PM
Hey really though... what did he do?

Was Phobia joking?

I am a cheap bastard

Phobia
04-22-2011, 08:57 PM
I am a cheap bastard

Story or suffer twisted mod abuse.

SPchief
04-22-2011, 09:01 PM
Story or suffer twisted mod abuse.

Even very dull steak knifes can hurt if they hit you hard enough

Phobia
04-22-2011, 09:03 PM
Cutting towards yourself? Poorly executed homicide?

stevieray
04-22-2011, 09:04 PM
dang.....did you have beans and wine afterwards?

Iowanian
04-22-2011, 09:10 PM
Stabbing yourself in the face=Suicide fail

booger
04-22-2011, 09:36 PM
tell chicks you were juggling butcher knifes as part of entertainment for a charity event. thats better than the steak knife story

Rain Man
04-22-2011, 10:59 PM
Even very dull steak knifes can hurt if they hit you hard enough

Someone hit you with a knife? If so, they need to go get some training in slashing, stabbing, and other knife strategies. Hitting someone with a knife usually doesn't work this well.

SPchief
04-22-2011, 11:21 PM
Cutting towards yourself? Poorly executed homicide?

Knife blade up, trying to dig something wedged into a small space and the knife bounced out into me

SPchief
04-22-2011, 11:23 PM
Damn, dude. Lucky you didn't fuck one of your eyes.

I am, I do think that if it would have reached my eye, the angle would have been fine and not gotten anything but bone

Okie_Apparition
04-23-2011, 12:28 AM
The c-section scar fetish dudes are conficted.

rtmike
04-23-2011, 01:10 AM
Hopefully there wasn't an audience that could have been traumatized.

black angus
04-23-2011, 06:57 PM
You haven't been running arond with Brandon Marshalls wife have you?