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gblowfish
04-22-2011, 11:00 AM
I'm all for making a quick buck on the Royal Wedding, but this is ridiculous!
http://www.crownjewelscondoms.com/

blaise
04-22-2011, 11:02 AM
They make a box of extra large called Big Bens.

booger
04-22-2011, 11:02 AM
what a ripoff. i bet they don't even glow in the dark

seclark
04-22-2011, 11:08 AM
the british are coming?
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booger
04-22-2011, 11:09 AM
Cadbury Egg flavor?

:facepalm:


those brits really are goofy buggers

booger
04-22-2011, 11:09 AM
the british are coming?
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ROFL

Donger
04-22-2011, 11:14 AM
the british are coming?
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LMAO

BigMeatballDave
04-22-2011, 11:34 AM
the british are coming?
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LMAO Post of the day

crazycoffey
04-22-2011, 11:36 AM
the british are coming?
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Perfect:LOL:

Buck
04-22-2011, 01:23 PM
HAIL TO THE KING!!!!
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JD10367
04-22-2011, 02:12 PM
"For the chap who plans to stick his lorry in someone's Tube!"

Stinger
04-22-2011, 02:16 PM
Obligatory bangers and mash reference.............

chasedude
04-22-2011, 02:18 PM
Can't produce an heir to the throne with those.

JD10367
04-22-2011, 08:51 PM
Obligatory bangers and mash reference.............

Thank God you didn't mention blood pudding.

Okie_Apparition
04-23-2011, 08:25 AM
Please wear a glove before dunking your crumpet in the hot jasmine.

JD10367
04-23-2011, 08:36 AM
Please wear a glove before dunking your crumpet in the hot jasmine.

Mmmm. Cartoon sex. :hump:

http://www.kids-comforter-set.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Disney_Jasmine_princess.jpg

http://www.disneycostumeideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Princess-Jasmine-Disney-Costume-700x921.jpg

http://cosplay.paheal.net/_images/208aeb72da1ff57736289a2212f01732/7%20-%20Aladdin%20Disney%20Jasmine.jpg

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Kim-Kardashian-Is-Princess-Jasmine-Snow-White.jpg

Fishpicker
04-23-2011, 08:40 AM
something something beefeater

Okie_Apparition
04-23-2011, 08:47 AM
Mmmm. Cartoon sex. :hump:

http://www.kids-comforter-set.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Disney_Jasmine_princess.jpg

http://www.disneycostumeideas.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/Princess-Jasmine-Disney-Costume-700x921.jpg

http://cosplay.paheal.net/_images/208aeb72da1ff57736289a2212f01732/7%20-%20Aladdin%20Disney%20Jasmine.jpg

http://www.skinnyvscurvy.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Kim-Kardashian-Is-Princess-Jasmine-Snow-White.jpg

Yes, I'm happy I didn't go with: hot Earl Grey, now.

Donger
04-23-2011, 09:04 AM
Now, that's a bit of crumpet.

Rausch
04-23-2011, 09:38 AM
I'm all for making a quick buck on the Royal Wedding

You are?

Why 'dat?

MoreLemonPledge
04-23-2011, 02:34 PM
British people call pencil erasers rubbers.

LIKE WE CALL CONDOMS RUBBERS

God, I suck at this.

FAX
04-23-2011, 04:01 PM
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FAX

Donger
04-23-2011, 04:54 PM
British people call pencil erasers rubbers.

LIKE WE CALL CONDOMS RUBBERS

God, I suck at this.

Elevator = Lift
Trunk = Boot
Truck = Lorry
Wrench = Spanner
Cigarette = Fag
Windshield = Windscreen
Herb = Herb (because there's a f8cking 'H' in it)
Hood = Bonnet

And so on.

listopencil
04-23-2011, 05:18 PM
Elevator = Lift
Trunk = Boot
Truck = Lorry
Wrench = Spanner
Cigarette = pillowbiter
Windshield = Windscreen
Herb = Herb (because there's a f8cking 'H' in it)
Hood = Bonnet

And so on.



‘We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language’

FAX
04-23-2011, 07:13 PM
Elevator = Lift
Trunk = Boot
Truck = Lorry
Wrench = Spanner
Cigarette = pillowbiter
Windshield = Windscreen
Herb = Herb (because there's a f8cking 'H' in it)
Hood = Bonnet

And so on.

Poop = pudding.

FAX

Guru
04-23-2011, 09:56 PM
is it over yet?

Frazod
04-23-2011, 10:11 PM
British people call pencil erasers rubbers.

LIKE WE CALL CONDOMS RUBBERS

God, I suck at this.

Apparently the younger generation doesn't say "rubber" anymore. I referred to a condom as a rubber during a lunchroom conversation with a bunch of 20-somethings and they all looked at me like I was crazy.

Apparently they just call them condoms now. :shrug: Haven't had to use one of the fucking things for about 15 years, I guess I'm out of touch.

"Bob" Dobbs
04-23-2011, 10:23 PM
Herb = Herb (because there's a f8cking 'H' in it)
Izzard reference rep!

JD10367
04-25-2011, 11:10 AM
Yes, I'm happy I didn't go with: hot Earl Grey, now.

No worries, I would've substituted hot Erin Gray.

Man, did I fap to her as a kid, with those skintight shiny bodysuits...