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ChiefsandO'sfan
04-22-2011, 06:46 PM
http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/22/lindsay-lohan-misdemeanor-court-hearing-necklace-danette-meyers-shawn-holley-stephanie-sautner-reduced-felony-charge-kamofie-surveillance-video/

seclark
04-22-2011, 06:49 PM
nasty old fever blisters all over them lips...
yuck
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bowener
04-22-2011, 06:49 PM
<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="480" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rX7wtNOkuHo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

CrazyPhuD
04-22-2011, 06:59 PM
I wonder what she would suck for a pack of smokes now?

Bwana
04-22-2011, 07:03 PM
http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/bye.jpg

Rain Man
04-22-2011, 07:12 PM
[Insert obligatory forced lesbianism joke here.]

Detoxing
04-22-2011, 07:13 PM
404'd

cabletech94
04-22-2011, 07:22 PM
"what's a bitch gotta do to get some attention around here"?

Dicky McElephant
04-22-2011, 08:07 PM
In before someone does the obvious and mentions Dane.

Saul Good
04-22-2011, 08:09 PM
In before someone does the obvious and mentions Dane.

Who?

Mr. Laz
04-22-2011, 08:26 PM
120 day callback time

Lindsay Lohan Sentenced to JAIL!!!

4/22/2011 4:25 PM PDT by TMZ Staff
Judge Stephanie Sautner just threw the book at Lindsay Lohan for her probation violation, sentencing her to 120 days in county jail!!!

http://ll-media.tmz.com/2011/04/22/0422-lindsay-lohan-getty-bn3.jpg

Lindsay has been remanded into custody and taken to the basement of the courthouse for booking. Lindsay's lawyer has said she'll appeal, which means Lindsay is entitled to post bail.

Lohan was also ordered to complete 480 hours of community service -- 360 of those hours must be performed at the Downtown Women's Center, so Lindsay can see how needy women have to live. The remaining 120 hours will be served at the L.A. County morgue.

Judge Sautner explained that Lindsay should have called the store and notified the owners about the necklace sooner. She waited several weeks and returned the necklace after finding out the cops were about to raid her house.

Sautner seemed influenced by the surveillance video, which she saw for the first time in court today. Sautner agreed with Danette Meyers, who argued Lindsay used her friend Patrick as a decoy to distract the clerk.

acesn8s
04-22-2011, 09:19 PM
Who does a girl have hump in order to get some blow around here?

Deberg_1990
04-22-2011, 09:23 PM
Dane will bail her out

DA_T_84
04-22-2011, 09:29 PM
[Insert obligatory forced lesbianism joke here.]

...something about pointing fingers... hmmm....

Bane
04-22-2011, 09:41 PM
Dane will bail her out

I lol'd.
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acesn8s
04-22-2011, 09:41 PM
...something about pointing fingers... hmmm........snitches and bitches...

JD10367
04-22-2011, 09:48 PM
Must be nice to have fame and fortune and then fuck it up royally. She went from promising actress to washed-up has-been punchline about as quickly as humanly possible. Only a matter of time before she turns up as a commentator on "World's Dumbest" alongside Danny Bonaduce, Tonya Harding, and Todd Bridges... And, sad to say, those three have way more talent than Lohan, and have had more success in their careers.

acesn8s
04-22-2011, 10:41 PM
This is what happens when you hang out with Paris Hilton.

Saul Good
04-22-2011, 10:50 PM
Dane will bail her out

She's too old for him. He thought she started losing her looks back when she was in Herbie the Love Bug. (By the way, if anybody wants a pirated copy of that or any other movie, let me know. It's a victimless crime, so nobody cares.)

kysirsoze
04-22-2011, 10:52 PM
I just can't imagine why anyone cares about what happens with her at this point.

shirtsleeve
04-22-2011, 10:53 PM
I'm just glad I hooked up with her and Paris before those sores showed up.

munkey
04-22-2011, 11:22 PM
who gives a shit...really?

JD10367
04-22-2011, 11:32 PM
who gives a shit...really?

I love the fact that Lohan is "news". CNN actually "pushed" my iPod Touch with the "breaking news" that she MIGHT be thrown in jail. A young washed up nobody who never did anything worth mentioning in the first place. It's about as non-news as something could be.

shirtsleeve
04-22-2011, 11:41 PM
I still cant get her stink off my finger...bitch.

suzzer99
04-23-2011, 12:27 AM
She's already out on bail. Will probably serve half a day like Paris Hilton did.

JOhn
04-23-2011, 12:30 AM
She's already out on bail. Will probably serve half a day like Paris Hilton did.

And they say the justice system is equal...

Equal to how much money you have. 4321

Just Passin' By
04-23-2011, 12:43 AM
She's already out on bail. Will probably serve half a day like Paris Hilton did.

And they say the justice system is equal...

Equal to how much money you have. 4321

While I sympathize with the frustration regarding some of the public treatment we've seen celebrities get, this is just a case of someone being out on bail pending appeal.

Predarat
04-23-2011, 12:46 AM
It does not surprise me she is going to jail but HTF does she keep getting out?? $$$ I guess.

JOhn
04-23-2011, 12:49 AM
While I sympathize with the frustration regarding some of the public treatment we've seen celebrities get, this is just a case of someone being out on bail pending appeal.

Again, being she has money...she has that option.

Sorry, but if you got money, you don't sit.

Bump
04-23-2011, 12:49 AM
I'd hit it

ClevelandBronco
04-23-2011, 01:24 AM
Shit, if she had as much money as a FedEx driver, she wouldn't have even needed to show up at the courthouse.

Fritz88
04-23-2011, 01:28 AM
With the money she has....jail will be eaiser than to get supplies
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acesn8s
04-23-2011, 01:54 AM
The only real question is.....




























bitch or butch?

factortobe
04-23-2011, 01:58 AM
I'd hit it

This:$2500:

stevieray
04-23-2011, 01:58 AM
wow, this is right up there with piss/christ being destroyed.

epic.

JOhn
04-23-2011, 02:03 AM
This:$2500:

Hell I'd hit it also. :shrug:


Done worse, and she has $$

Bowser
04-23-2011, 11:36 AM
I'd say Fez hit the eject button on that at exactly the right time.

RedNeckRaider
04-23-2011, 11:38 AM
wow, this is right up there with piss/christ being destroyed.

epic.

LMAO I would say her value as a human and that artwork are worth about the same~

Mr. Laz
04-23-2011, 11:39 AM
I'd say Fez hit the eject button on that at exactly the right time.http://getnloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/hit-it-ampamp-quit-it-demotivational-poster-1226943616.jpg

kstater
04-23-2011, 11:50 AM
She's too old for him. He thought she started losing her looks back when she was in Herbie the Love Bug. (By the way, if anybody wants a pirated copy of that or any other movie, let me know. It's a victimless crime, so nobody cares.)

LMAO

chiefsnorth
04-23-2011, 11:56 AM
Will this be like any other time someonegoes to jail in LA, where they get 120 days but serve like 3 hours?

boogblaster
04-23-2011, 12:20 PM
Biotch was posed to steal me a nugget-ring .. hope she gets a snatch-rash ...

suzzer99
04-23-2011, 01:09 PM
Will this be like any other time someonegoes to jail in LA, where they get 120 days but serve like 3 hours?

Less than that apparently.

Easy 6
04-24-2011, 03:39 PM
Her fall from grace wont be complete until she's done hardcore porn.