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HonestChieffan
04-23-2011, 07:53 PM
How does this not make network news?



http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg
ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM AUSTRIA WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET SHE MADE FROM DIRECTIONS ON THIS WEB SITE.

"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found
stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.

The Thought Screen Helmet,
invented by an expert, has
stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly
recommend it."


Read on you skeptic you! http://www.stopabductions.com/

MIAdragon
04-23-2011, 07:55 PM
Yea I would.

LiveSteam
04-23-2011, 08:11 PM
I tried to patten this .
Then strange men in black suits started to follow me

Frazod
04-23-2011, 08:12 PM
Cute and crazy. Looks like she's got a decent rack, too.

Fried Meat Ball!
04-23-2011, 08:15 PM
Dude.... it was invented ... by an expert.

FAX
04-23-2011, 08:40 PM
Products that protect us ... ?

Has Ass Armor been mentioned yet? Or the Electronic Taint Shield? Iron Man has one of those bad boys and his taint has not yet sustained serious injury during battle.

FAX

HonestChieffan
04-23-2011, 08:46 PM
From the site....If they have pictures of aliens what do they have hidden under Arrowhead?

http://www.stopabductions.com/Captured%20Alien%20on%20table.jpg

threebag02
04-23-2011, 09:44 PM
Well, let us skip the boring foreplay I'm slidin' right in...

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-23-2011, 09:48 PM
How does this not make network news?



http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg


You mean that she's a cutie? I agree..... but you know how our society is obsessed with model type perfection. It's annoying.

Dr. Facebook Fever
04-23-2011, 09:50 PM
It works though I guess... I have no idea what she's thinking.

KcMizzou
04-23-2011, 09:52 PM
What does Ari think about it?

Guru
04-23-2011, 09:54 PM
Yea I would.LMAO

Barret
04-24-2011, 01:35 AM
http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg


So she has something to stop the thought screening but she must still like the anal probe. Giggity!!!

JOhn
04-24-2011, 01:49 AM
Cute and crazy. Looks like she's got a decent rack, too.

Check
Check
Check


Yea I'm in, I mean what more can you ask for. :evil:

Hog Farmer
04-24-2011, 02:32 AM
She's blonde. There are no thoughts.

BillSelfsTrophycase
04-24-2011, 04:58 AM
How does this not make network news?



http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg



Don't probe her, she's a pig


/Omaha

JOhn
04-24-2011, 05:01 AM
She's blonde. There are no thoughts.

:LOL:ROFLLMAO


:thumb:

Dave Lane
04-24-2011, 06:39 AM
I'm still surprised that she thought I was an alien. And I really thought she enjoyed my nightly visits.

How does this not make network news?



http://www.stopabductions.com/Austria.jpg
ALIEN ABDUCTEE FROM AUSTRIA WEARING A THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET SHE MADE FROM DIRECTIONS ON THIS WEB SITE.

"I have been abducted by aliens for years and found
stopabductions.com by a happy coincidence.

The Thought Screen Helmet,
invented by an expert, has
stopped the unwelcome visitations and has raised me and my family`s quality of life. Therefore I highly
recommend it."


Read on you skeptic you! http://www.stopabductions.com/

HonestChieffan
04-24-2011, 06:42 AM
I'm still surprised that she thought I was an alien. And I really thought she enjoyed my nightly visits.

Considering your hobby, looking "out there" all the time...Sounds like this is a product you would see as an essential.

Dave Lane
04-24-2011, 06:49 AM
Yep I got two of them :) but mostly cuz I want the two of us to match ROFL

HonestChieffan
04-24-2011, 06:53 AM
Yep I got two of them :) but mostly cuz I want the two of us to match ROFL


See. I figured you star guys were in on this.