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Dinny Blues
04-24-2011, 05:13 PM
How old were you when you lit your first fart?

How old were you when you lit your last fart?

Did you ever set the fringe on your cutoffs on fire and whack yourself in the nutbag trying trying to put it out?

Dinny

Bump
04-24-2011, 05:14 PM
I've never lit a fart

BigMeatballDave
04-24-2011, 05:55 PM
17. I was stoned.

bevischief
04-24-2011, 05:56 PM
I hate the off season and no free agency...

BigMeatballDave
04-24-2011, 05:57 PM
Not sure when the last time was. 20, or so.


I learned quickly that you do not light a fart in your underwear.

Mr. Laz
04-24-2011, 06:00 PM
I've never lit a fart
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bevischief
04-24-2011, 06:20 PM
Was this before or after eating Taco Bell?

Frazod
04-24-2011, 06:29 PM
I saw a kid do that in 8th grade gym class - burned his ass/junk, was rolling around on the floor, the coach grabbed him, turned him upside down and stuck his ass right under a shower head with the water on cold while he screamed bloody murder.

He was a real prick, too. It was hilarious.

And after seeing that, I had no desire to ever try doing it myself.

I remember that the flame was blue. That was kind of interesting.

FAX
04-24-2011, 06:30 PM
I've never lit a fart, Mr. Dinny Blues.

I have, however, inadvertently ignited a belch while observing the preparation of some Bananas Foster. It emptied the entire restaurant and, according to the paramedics, char-broiled the waiter's beard.

FAX

Brianfo
04-24-2011, 06:41 PM
19 years old and did it a couple times until I was 20. Had a roommate that did it all the time. I don't believe that anyone ever caught their junk on fire lighting farts. Almost impossible.

Dinny Blues
04-24-2011, 06:42 PM
I neglected the disclaimer; Anyone who lights a fart w/o protection deserves any subsequent circumstances.

Stout denim or carharts.

If you bite a spearmint certs in the mirror in the dark, it shoots green sparks.

Dinny

bevischief
04-24-2011, 06:50 PM
I neglected the disclaimer; Anyone who lights a fart w/o protection deserves any subsequent circumstances.

Stout denim or carharts.

If you bite a spearmint certs in the mirror in the dark, it shoots green sparks.

Dinny

What?

Deberg_1990
04-24-2011, 06:55 PM
Never

Never

No

Superturtle
04-24-2011, 07:21 PM
For some reason I thought it read lightning farts.

DA_T_84
04-24-2011, 07:33 PM
For some reason I thought it read lightning farts.

"chargers"

DMAC
04-24-2011, 07:37 PM
Jesus used to light His farts. Everyone loved it.

Then He rose from the dead and His Dad made Him go home.

Lonewolf Ed
04-24-2011, 07:37 PM
I've never lit a fart, Mr. Dinny Blues.

I have, however, inadvertently ignited a belch while observing the preparation of some Bananas Foster. It emptied the entire restaurant and, according to the paramedics, char-broiled the waiter's beard.

FAX

I'd love to see that on YouTube! ROFL

Okie_Apparition
04-24-2011, 08:54 PM
I bet women actually invented fire. Slinging that leopard skin covered caboose back & forth while cutting lose a mastodon induced gas. Now that's a hot ass

HoneyBadger
04-25-2011, 01:39 AM
I just own my own pair of activated charcoal underwear...no more smell!

CrazyPhuD
04-25-2011, 02:19 AM
Meh you should have asked.

'Who here tried to light a shart, and did it put out the lighter?'