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Al Bundy
04-26-2011, 07:39 AM
http://network.yardbarker.com/nfl/article_external/this_meth_head_loves_the_raiders_g_strings_and_hair_scrunchies_hates_pants/4624367

LODI, Calif. -- Lodi police arrested Shawn Batie, 42, at 9:41 p.m. on Friday night after they said he was found under the influence of methamphetamines.

Officers responded to a call in the area of Beckman Road just north of Harney Lane where a man later identified as Batie was found standing in the dirt next to the cemetery with a flashlight, yelling in the dark.

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Police said that Batie was wearing an Oakland Raiders jacket, a g-string and a hair scrunchie around his genitals. He was also wearing socks.

Officers said that he was very jittery and his pupils were dilated. They took him into custody on suspicion of being under the influence, which was later confirmed at the jail where it was discovered that he was also a parolee at-large, police said.

While en route to the jail, officers said that Batie became very uncooperative. When asked why he wasn't wearing pants, police said that he insisted that "they must have been taken."

Police said once at the jail, Batie proceeded to smear his feces on the walls.

He was moved to a safety cell after the incident, police said.

Los Pollos Hermanos
04-26-2011, 07:55 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

MIAdragon
04-26-2011, 07:57 AM
Did he ask the officers to see their bank statements or proclaim he is better than they are because he is debt free?

MIAdragon
04-26-2011, 07:57 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

:cuss:

blaise
04-26-2011, 08:02 AM
I bet Al Davis walks around with his pants off and smears feces on the wall almost every day.

Sofa King
04-26-2011, 08:05 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

You win this thread.

Al Bundy
04-26-2011, 08:16 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

Winner.

JohninGpt
04-26-2011, 08:20 AM
I bet Al Davis walks around with his pants off and smears feces on the wall almost every day.

With a scrunchie on his nuts.

Reerun_KC
04-26-2011, 08:29 AM
so does this mean that

Mullet + Camaro + Demin Jacket = Typical Chiefs fan?

MIAdragon
04-26-2011, 08:56 AM
so does this mean that

Mullet + Camaro + Demin Jacket = Typical Chiefs fan?

Did someone get arrested with that exact combination?

Saulbadguy
04-26-2011, 08:59 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

Gem.

Saul Good
04-26-2011, 09:27 AM
I knew that Mecca wasn't really a Chiefs fan.

warrior
04-26-2011, 10:40 AM
Did the cops "make the list".

Saul Good
04-26-2011, 11:26 AM
so does this mean that

Mullet + Camaro + Demin Jacket = Typical Chiefs fan?

Bald with a goatee is the new mullet.

vailpass
04-26-2011, 11:33 AM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

n00b win.

Discuss Thrower
04-26-2011, 12:26 PM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

Cooooooooooooooooold Blooded!

Bowser
04-26-2011, 01:06 PM
I'll bet he has no debt though.

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