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Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:17 AM
Fariba and I, being somewhat uncomfortable with the British global policies of the past few centuries, have decided to respectfully decline our invitation to the upcoming Royal Wedding.

You may now return to your day already in progress.

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:19 AM
They've got plenty of servants already.

Phobia
04-26-2011, 11:20 AM
That's alright. I have it on good authority that Persians killed Princess Di anyway.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:25 AM
They've got plenty of servants already.

Servants don't get "Invited," silly chap, they get hired.

chiefsnorth
04-26-2011, 11:25 AM
Who gives a shit?

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:25 AM
Servants don't get "Invited," silly chap, they get hired.

You weren't invited.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:27 AM
That's alright. I have it on good authority that Persians killed Princess Di anyway.

LMAO

That was because he had Harry with that horse dude while in sacred matrimony with the Charles dude.

Pitt Gorilla
04-26-2011, 11:27 AM
You weren't invited.I'm trying to figure out why you care.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:27 AM
You weren't invited.

Jealous?

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:28 AM
Jealous?

No. But why would some random ex-Iranian get an invitation to a royal wedding in the UK?

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:35 AM
No. But why would some random ex-Iranian get an invitation to a royal wedding in the UK?

What's "random," peasant?

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:36 AM
What's "random," peasant?

You.

Discuss Thrower
04-26-2011, 11:36 AM
What's "random," peasant?

Thread is gaining burst...

Edit: You.


Ohhhh snap.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:37 AM
You.

Oh, I was right. You ARE jealous.

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:38 AM
Oh, I was right. You ARE jealous.

Why would I be jealous? I don't like the UK or the royal family.

chiefsnorth
04-26-2011, 11:39 AM
Oh, I was right. You ARE jealous.

Is there anyone in the world who is jealous to be you? Seems doubtful. You live in Iowa and post retarded threads about William and Kate on a football message board.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:41 AM
Why would I be jealous? I don't like the UK or the royal family.

Just because WE were invited and YOU weren't?

Man, you are quick to hate.

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:42 AM
Just because WE were invited and YOU weren't?

Man, you are quick to hate.

You weren't invited.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:42 AM
Is there anyone in the world who is jealous to be you? Seems doubtful. You live in Iowa and post retarded threads about William and Kate on a football message board.

Hello, genius. I was expecting you.
ROFL

Phobia
04-26-2011, 11:43 AM
Is there anyone in the world who is jealous to be you? Seems doubtful. You live in Iowa and post retarded threads about William and Kate on a football message board.

Who is William and Kate?

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:44 AM
You weren't invited.

Denial sooths your pain. It's a defensive device that nature has put in our DNA to defend against it.

chiefsnorth
04-26-2011, 11:45 AM
Who is William and Kate?

Merely pawns in a Frankie "look at me" thread

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:45 AM
Who is William and Kate?

Billy and Katy to Fariba and I.

Donger
04-26-2011, 11:47 AM
Denial sooths your pain. It's a defensive device that nature has put in our DNA to defend against it.

I don't have any pain. Like I said, I'm not a fan of the UK or their royal family.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 11:50 AM
I don't have any pain. Like I said, I'm not a fan of the UK or their royal family.

Oooookaaaay!.... If you say so. ;)

Demonpenz
04-26-2011, 11:59 AM
you're dressed up like aladdin right now aren't you

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:03 PM
you're dressed up like aladdin right now aren't you

Your crystal ball has "family" filters, I see. ;)

Demonpenz
04-26-2011, 12:05 PM
haha I don't know what's going on right now

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:07 PM
haha I don't know what's going on right now

The filter is working. ;)

Rain Man
04-26-2011, 12:07 PM
Just because WE were invited and YOU weren't?

Man, you are quick to hate.


Bride's side or groom's side? If it's groom's side we could've sat together. However, I already had a fun run scheduled for that weekend, so I'm not going either.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:10 PM
Bride's side or groom's side? If it's groom's side we could've sat together. However, I already had a fun run scheduled for that weekend, so I'm not going either.

Groom side. My! You might be my long lost brother!

Not to self: Check that family tree.

mlyonsd
04-26-2011, 12:13 PM
Groom side. My! You might be my long lost brother!

Not to self: Check that family tree.

Mystery solved.

mlyonsd
04-26-2011, 12:14 PM
Bride's side or groom's side? If it's groom's side we could've sat together. However, I already had a fun run scheduled for that weekend, so I'm not going either.

You'd give up a chance to kiss that bride?

You can run anytime for fun.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:17 PM
You'd give up a chance to kiss that bride?

You can run anytime for fun.

Even Prince Billy won't kiss her at the ceremonies. I think she has bad breath.

Rain Man
04-26-2011, 12:19 PM
Groom side. My! You might be my long lost brother!

Not to self: Check that family tree.


Tater? Is that you, Tater?

Rain Man
04-26-2011, 12:20 PM
You'd give up a chance to kiss that bride?

You can run anytime for fun.


Eh, been there, done that. Long story.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:21 PM
Tater? Is that you, Tater?

Bubba!!!! OMG I have tears in my eyes.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:22 PM
Eh, been there, done that. Long story.

:LOL:

Rain Man
04-26-2011, 12:30 PM
Bubba!!!! OMG I have tears in my eyes.


Just like when that social services lady split us up.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:33 PM
Just like when that social services lady split us up.

:crybaby:

Yeah...

Like cheeks on the same butt.

threebag02
04-26-2011, 12:35 PM
did you get your invitation to the attention whore thread?

ClevelandBronco
04-26-2011, 12:36 PM
If you continue to make Fariba a named character on this site, I will have no sympathy for you when the inevitable happens.

Bump
04-26-2011, 12:37 PM
it bothers me that this wedding is so important to so many.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:38 PM
did you get your invitation to the attention whore thread?

Not yet. But I did get my invitation to the sense of humor forum. How the hell did you get here?!

mlyonsd
04-26-2011, 12:38 PM
Eh, been there, done that. Long story.

Understood. Probably best you stay away. I'm sure Willie will be packing a sword.

Frankie
04-26-2011, 12:52 PM
Understood. Probably best you stay away. I'm sure Willie will be packing a sword.

Meh,.... more like a butter knife. ;)

Frankie
04-28-2011, 10:25 AM
Merely pawns in a Frankie "look at me" thread

Hey, chiefsnorth, less than 24 hours to the big wedding and we haven't changed our mind.

Just thought you liked to know.

Saulbadguy
04-28-2011, 10:31 AM
Scan the invitation in.