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FAX
04-26-2011, 09:35 PM
It's because the giant tornadoes are coming to get me.

If so, let's make it a 100 poster, okay?

Farewell, Planeteers.

FAX THE HIDING IN THE BASEMENT PRETTY SOON

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

Buehler445
04-26-2011, 09:37 PM
Survive it buddy.

cdcox
04-26-2011, 09:38 PM
We had scary storm to your east last night. Completely flattened a greenhouse on campus. and several huge trees went down.

DeezNutz
04-26-2011, 09:38 PM
Fucking shit. Another "leaving forever" thread.

GloryDayz
04-26-2011, 09:40 PM
Wow, that's a nobber you DON'T want...

Frazod
04-26-2011, 09:41 PM
It's been a fucked up spring.

Good luck, Fax. I hope you and your stuff survive unscathed.

Rams Fan
04-26-2011, 09:42 PM
Good luck, FAX.

I went through that stuff on Friday.

Baconeater
04-26-2011, 09:42 PM
Fuck hiding in the basement, go out and film that bad boy.

TrebMaxx
04-26-2011, 09:42 PM
Keep your head down FAX!

Frazod
04-26-2011, 09:43 PM
Fuck hiding in the basement, go out and film that bad boy.

It's dark, genious! :D

Just Passin' By
04-26-2011, 09:43 PM
Damn it, where's that....




Ok, here it is:



http://i676.photobucket.com/albums/vv123/Gardnerius/bye.jpg?t=1303872153

Now, stay safe. Remember, tornadoes are a lot more afraid of you than you are afraid of them.

Baconeater
04-26-2011, 09:43 PM
It's dark, genious! :D
Use a flashlight, moran.

Frazod
04-26-2011, 09:44 PM
Use a flashlight, moran.

LMAO

Rain Man
04-26-2011, 09:44 PM
you can't show fear. tornadoes sense fear. you have to stand out there as it comes and order it to dissipate in a firm voice.
Posted via Mobile Device

LiveSteam
04-26-2011, 09:52 PM
you need this bad boy
http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef0115700e4b5b970b-320wi


<iframe title="YouTube video player" width="640" height="390" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/R7ln5nVZOo4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Joie
04-26-2011, 09:54 PM
You should strap yourself to pipes with leather straps like in Twister. You know if it works in the movies, it has to be a good idea.

Baconeater
04-26-2011, 09:56 PM
You should strap yourself to pipes with leather straps like in Twister. You know if it works in the movies, it has to be a good idea.
And you definitely know it's a good idea if someone in Kansas is suggesting it.

Renegade
04-26-2011, 10:01 PM
I thought this was another thread about Ram's Fan Dad. All joking aside, stay safe.

Joie
04-26-2011, 10:01 PM
And you definitely know it's a good idea if someone in Kansas is suggesting it.

We know our tornadoes (although technically we are in Missouri now. I choose not to claim Missouri....that's almost as bad as living in Nebraska!)

Hog Farmer
04-26-2011, 10:13 PM
****ing shit. Another "leaving forever" thread.


Well , we've never had a tornado blowing me away forever thread.

FAX
04-26-2011, 10:23 PM
Weathermen are now screaming and running for cover. They say this is the biggest storm they've ever seen and we're all going to die like ants in a washing machine full of ice.

FAX

milkman
04-26-2011, 10:29 PM
Weathermen are now screaming and running for cover. They say this is the biggest storm they've ever seen and we're all going to die like ants in a washing machine full of ice.

FAX

If you're in the basement, be sure to hold onto the door real tight.

Baconeater
04-26-2011, 10:31 PM
OH MAN YOU ARE SCREWED

http://image.weather.com/web/radar/us_radar_plus_usen.jpg

kysirsoze
04-26-2011, 10:32 PM
We know our tornadoes (although technically we are in Missouri now. I choose not to claim Missouri....that's almost as bad as living in Nebraska!)

Huh. I didn't know people were proud of being from Kansas. Good for you!





















:p

Joie
04-26-2011, 10:35 PM
Huh. I didn't know people were proud of being from Kansas. Good for you!





















:p

I'm originally from Iowa, Kansas is quite an improvement.

FAX... HIDE! Hopefully your weathermen overreact like Katie Horner....

BigMeatballDave
04-26-2011, 10:41 PM
FAX is under here somewhere...

KurtCobain
04-26-2011, 10:51 PM
I do hope FAX is okay. I had a tornado/5 year old's birthday party hit my house today as well. Lots of damage.

DaFace
04-26-2011, 10:57 PM
Don't die, Mr. FAX. That would be sad.

keg in kc
04-26-2011, 10:57 PM
I thought you said "giant tomatoes". And it didn't strike me as strange in any way. I don't know if that says more about me, or about you.

Psyko Tek
04-26-2011, 10:59 PM
It's because the giant tornadoes are coming to get me.

If so, let's make it a 100 poster, okay?

Farewell, Planeteers.

FAX THE HIDING IN THE BASEMENT PRETTY SOON

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost.

sir,I would be really sad
your last thread should be poignant and surreal
just like FAX is
good luck with the storm and if you end up in OZ remember witches melt

KurtCobain
04-26-2011, 11:00 PM
I don't want nobody to die.

keg in kc
04-26-2011, 11:03 PM
I don't want nobody to die.You want us all dead?

Not cool man. Not cool.

KurtCobain
04-26-2011, 11:05 PM
You want us all dead?

Not cool man. Not cool.

It'll be okay, babycakes.

Phobia
04-26-2011, 11:06 PM
If FAX dies, I'm giving his account to Rainman so he can be a cheap imitation.

KC Tattoo
04-26-2011, 11:09 PM
Are you alive to make new threads FAX?

WV
04-26-2011, 11:10 PM
Say hi to Dorothy and take it easy on the Lolly Pop Guild.

Reaper16
04-26-2011, 11:11 PM
Tomorrow sounds like it's going to be Doomsday in the South.

kaplin42
04-26-2011, 11:28 PM
+1 for epic thread

KC Tattoo
04-26-2011, 11:44 PM
We have a family member who was baby sitting my daughters dog during the time the Greensburg Tornado hit & devistated that town. I got a phone call at 3am that the family member was fine and was at the Pratt hospitlal, little shook up. She survived & was found 3-4 hours after it hit the town under some heavy sheet rock. However the next day we couldn't get to Greensburg cuz it was all blocked off. We had to wait a few days & turned out to be nine more days before we could find the block that her house was on.

My daughter was real upset about her dog missing, but she ended up finding her under some debree or closet. The dog survived nine days with out any food or drink. We call it the Meracle dog & it recovered just fine after a few weeks. Pretty damn cool huh. The dogs name is Sammie & it was just a black and tan hound dog ruffly 35-40lbs.

KC Tattoo
04-26-2011, 11:47 PM
If that little Dog can survive a Tornado like that so can YOU FAX!!!

Chiefshrink
04-27-2011, 12:12 AM
Like water off a ducks back. You are an SEK guy, nothin you haven't survived before. Just let us know what F grade the tornado was:thumb:

spida_man23
04-27-2011, 12:26 AM
I do hope FAX is okay. I had a tornado/5 year old's birthday party hit my house today as well. Lots of damage.

It trashed your house.ROFL

nstygma
04-27-2011, 12:40 AM
in the basement hid the limerickist fax
along with his food supply - rats
kill them with a rake
don't fear the funnel cake
it's here to whisk you back home to k-pax

stay safe man

JD10367
04-27-2011, 05:45 AM
I would love to go stormchasing. I am in awe of the power of tornadoes. I love watching cable shows about them.

But I'd be scared shitless if I actually lived in their path.

spanky 52
04-27-2011, 05:56 AM
Are you okay Mr Fax?

acesn8s
04-27-2011, 06:48 AM
Quit being a puss. Its just wind and rain.

Otter
04-27-2011, 08:18 AM
An ode to Fax:

There once was a man named Fax
His last post on chiefsplanet was quiet lax
He was running from a storm which put him tits up for mourners to adorn
While waiting in line at the pearly gates he did an about face
Standing behind him was an earthly friend who played bass
Fax said "it got you too"
"ey" said the bass player "and my little dog too"
After a compassionate smile Fax turned back around, looked all around and said "Hey Brandon Lee!". He didn't appear in "The Crow part 2".

Hydrae
04-27-2011, 08:34 AM
In case the worst has happened, we need to work on getting this up to 100 posts. C'mon people, enough slacking!


Of course I am very hopeful that there is not a need for 100 posts. FAX, come back to us!

Bob Dole
04-27-2011, 08:59 AM
2 days in a row our community has seen storm chasers waiting for all hell to break loose, and 2 days in a row, the storms have split just went of us and gone north and south as they passed. Whew!

Predarat
04-27-2011, 09:16 AM
There was a possible tornado close to where I live this morning, power out, trees down. The wind was really bad but I didn't hear a tornado, so it could have been just wind.

warrior
04-27-2011, 09:21 AM
Are you leaving us dept free.

tooge
04-27-2011, 09:22 AM
first dibs on his midget collection

Frazod
04-27-2011, 09:26 AM
I heard on the news this morning that somewhere in Tennessee there was a tornado with a half-mile wide base that stayed on the ground for over ten miles. I certainly hope Fax didn't get hit by that one.

Hopefully his power's just out.

JD10367
04-27-2011, 09:39 AM
first dibs on his midget collection

The men or the women?

gblowfish
04-27-2011, 09:40 AM
Fax Was Afraid of the Rain
Tornadoes and Damage and Pain
Because of his dread
He started this thread
Let's hope that his shorts are not stained!

Bob Dole
04-27-2011, 09:47 AM
I heard on the news this morning that somewhere in Tennessee there was a tornado with a half-mile wide base that stayed on the ground for over ten miles. I certainly hope Fax didn't get hit by that one.

Hopefully his power's just out.

You sure that wasn't the one that took out Vilonia, AR?

RockChalk
04-27-2011, 09:52 AM
I'm only posting in an attempt to get you to 100, FAX

FWIW, it's my opinion that if you die from a tornado, you are either incredibly stupid or incredibly unlucky

Frazod
04-27-2011, 09:52 AM
You sure that wasn't the one that took out Vilonia, AR?

Not sure - I thought they said Tennessee, but I was listening to the radio when I was getting ready for work. CNN's website says the one in Tennessee hit near Coldwater and left a damage trail over ten miles long.

Of course, I don't know where that is, or if it is where Fax lives.

Bob Dole
04-27-2011, 10:29 AM
I'm only posting in an attempt to get you to 100, FAX

FWIW, it's my opinion that if you die from a tornado, you are either incredibly stupid or incredibly unlucky

You realize there are places where there aren't underground shelters or basements because of the water table?

Frazod
04-27-2011, 10:33 AM
When you see the destruction from these goddamn things, it always amazes me that there aren't more deaths.

Sofa King
04-27-2011, 10:36 AM
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tooge
04-27-2011, 10:39 AM
The men or the women?

pretty sure they are stuffed and mounted in strange midget poses. I want them all

DJ's left nut
04-27-2011, 10:40 AM
So we've all decided that Fax is dead, right?

Can I have his join date? I'm tired of being a Noob.

Donger
04-27-2011, 12:06 PM
I'm more concerned about all these tornadoes springing up in Arkansas. New Madrid fault + fracking = tornadoes? Coincidence?

Rain Man
04-27-2011, 12:10 PM
I'm more concerned about all these tornadoes springing up in Arkansas. New Madrid fault + fracking = tornadoes? Coincidence?


I think it's related to that oil spill in the gulf. It changed the flows of warm, moist air coming north from the Caribbean.

OnTheWarpath58
04-27-2011, 12:16 PM
So we've all decided that Fax is dead, right?

Can I have his join date? I'm tired of being a Noob.

I'll trade you mine.

DJ's left nut
04-27-2011, 12:41 PM
I'll trade you mine.

Sure, it's all about incremental growth. Though I'll admit, I hate the idea of trading such a strong draft class for such a weak one.

DJ's left nut
04-27-2011, 12:42 PM
If FAX dies, I'm giving his account to Rainman so he can be a cheap imitation.

You could almost say he'd be a poor facsimile.

I hate weak FAX faxes.

go bowe
04-27-2011, 12:52 PM
on to 100 my mateys...

RockChalk
04-27-2011, 12:54 PM
You realize there are places where there aren't underground shelters or basements because of the water table?

Yes. But there are other safety measures you can take. That's why I say unlucky because most people who die were never warned.

kysirsoze
04-27-2011, 12:57 PM
Mods, sticky please.

kysirsoze
04-27-2011, 01:26 PM
Shit. Sorry I killed your thread, FAX. Best intentions, I swear.

I'll pour out some beverage for you tonight. Which one would you prefer?

DJ's left nut
04-27-2011, 02:03 PM
Mods, sticky please.

If it gets stickied, there's no reason to bump it.

If it doesn't get bumped, it isn't hitting 100.

Because lets face it - FAX getting thrown into Munchkin Land just isn't an interesting enough topic to generate 100 posts on its own.

DJ's left nut
04-27-2011, 02:03 PM
Dane, Hootie and Shyguyms can all represent the Lollipop Guild.

Otter
04-27-2011, 02:23 PM
Shit. Sorry I killed your thread, FAX. Best intentions, I swear.

I'll pour out some beverage for you tonight. Which one would you prefer?

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSLNy5QgswgkV19ZFMxWEpTC_rUQbExUi_srUZbLOdMiSyXP2boxw&t=1

kysirsoze
04-27-2011, 02:26 PM
If it gets stickied, there's no reason to bump it.

If it doesn't get bumped, it isn't hitting 100.

Because lets face it - FAX getting thrown into Munchkin Land just isn't an interesting enough topic to generate 100 posts on its own.

ENOUGH WITH THE MCCLUSTER THREADS!!!!

Otter
04-27-2011, 02:26 PM
Dane, Hootie and Shyguyms can all represent the Lollipop Guild.

Group Photo

KurtCobain
04-27-2011, 02:27 PM
If FAX is dead, I'll donate an old tv set to a charity for blind people, in his honor.

Predarat
04-27-2011, 03:08 PM
There are alot of electricity outages and such, so there is still hope for him! No deaths reported eiter. Yet. They say there is another line coming through and its supposed to be more intense then the others.

Pants
04-27-2011, 03:13 PM
80

DaFace
04-27-2011, 03:17 PM
My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

go bowe
04-27-2011, 03:25 PM
82

go bowe!!!!!!

Donger
04-27-2011, 03:27 PM
My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

LMAO

KC Tattoo
04-27-2011, 04:10 PM
My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

Yea don't do that. I had a classmate in high school who did that ROFL ZAP!

Then he went out camping and wyped his ass with POISON IVY.

Sofa King
04-27-2011, 04:14 PM
I think FAX is waiting to be the 100th post.

cabletech94
04-27-2011, 04:27 PM
get yo ass to church!

Reaper16
04-27-2011, 04:27 PM
Shit is beginning to get real down here in Tuscaloosa. My neighbor's carport just collapsed in on itself.

BigCatDaddy
04-27-2011, 04:27 PM
My advice to you, Mr. FAX:

Don't whiz on the electric fence.

That was a great Ren and Stimpy episode.

BigCatDaddy
04-27-2011, 04:28 PM
get yo ass to church!

InB4 Dave Lane.

Otter
04-27-2011, 05:07 PM
Shit is beginning to get real down here in Tuscaloosa. My neighbor's carport just collapsed in on itself.

If that's the reason it collapsed blame the architect.

Now that Fax is gone I'm sure he won't mind me sharing the time he lost the bet that I couldn't service the entire Tennessee Titans cheer leading in two hours. Those last five were rough and I did have to switch to missionary style.

Pants
04-27-2011, 05:12 PM
9 more posts, you guys!

Reaper16
04-27-2011, 05:24 PM
I just lived through a MILE WIDE TORNADO that ripped through the heart of the city. Holy fucking fuuuuu******* there's another one coming...

black angus
04-27-2011, 05:26 PM
Alabamas turn today, Tuscaloosa just got hit.

Donger
04-27-2011, 05:27 PM
I just lived through a MILE WIDE TORNADO that ripped through the heart of the city. Holy ****ing fuuuuu******* there's another one coming...

I have reported this post as a violation of the profanity filter. May you learn your lesson (if you survive the twister).

Reaper16
04-27-2011, 05:33 PM
I have reported this post as a violation of the profanity filter. May you learn your lesson (if you survive the twister).
You know what? I never even thought about that. It's an extremely notorious internet meme, so I didn't even consider.

Donger
04-27-2011, 05:34 PM
You know what? I never even thought about that. It's an extremely notorious internet meme, so I didn't even consider.

Internet meme?

KurtCobain
04-27-2011, 05:36 PM
Crazy FAX will emerge from the rubble.

Reaper16
04-27-2011, 05:37 PM
Internet meme?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

Donger
04-27-2011, 05:41 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

Yes, I know what one is, but I don't know to which one you are referring.

DaFace
04-27-2011, 05:44 PM
Mission accomplished.

Baconeater
04-27-2011, 05:44 PM
http://whatgives365.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/fireworks.jpg

Donger
04-27-2011, 05:45 PM
Mission accomplished.

Is the OP counted in a hundred post thread? I wouldn't think so. If that is the case, post #101 would be required.

KurtCobain
04-27-2011, 05:46 PM
Wait.. yeah yeah 100 posts.

But is FAX dead?

Pants
04-27-2011, 05:52 PM
Is the OP counted in a hundred post thread? I wouldn't think so. If that is the case, post #101 would be required.

You bet your ass it counts.

Donger
04-27-2011, 05:56 PM
You bet your ass it counts.

After all the time I've spent here over the years, I had never noticed that the post after the OP is actually numbered 2.

LMAO

DONGER THE UNOBSERVANT

cabletech94
04-27-2011, 06:08 PM
InB4 Dave Lane.

YES!!!!!!!




and it's almost TAGDAY!!!!1!!!1!1111!!!

cdcox
04-27-2011, 09:12 PM
OH HAIL!

The wife and I were out about a half an hour from tonight when a giant hail storm broke out. It smashed the back window out, cracked the window, broke the sideview mirror, and generally dented the everliving snot out of the car. There was break in the weather and so we decided to head home. Scary crap. Tornado warnings everywhere, heavy rain, and more hail. I was afraid it was going to finish off the windshield or a tornado was going to drop out of the sky and complicate our lives. Eventually we made it to our exit and we pulled off the highway and all the local roads are flooded. Finally we navigated through through all the floods and made it home. Still under tornado watches until 1:00 AM. Gosh I hope the worst is over. I've been home for 40 minutes and am still stressed out.

FAX
04-27-2011, 11:51 PM
Finally emerged from the basement. Got hungry and decided it wasn't worth the effort to try and barbecue a rat using a propane torch and some pliers.

We were lucky. Neighbor trees lying all over the place. Big ones. Dogs running wild (probably because the lightning knocked out some radio fence enclosures). People weeping. Roof damage. Some dumbass' backyard trampoline is in a tree down the street. Not sure what to think about that. But no deaths in the neighborhood.

What a storm. The bad news is that the rivers are rising once again and the last thing we need around here is another flood. If we get another one of those damn things, I'm going to consider collecting animals two by two - except for ants. They're on their own.

On a side note, if there remained any doubt whatsoever that our government is run by a pack of unbridled morons, they interrupt really effective and useful live, weather reports that are complete with detailed Doppler radar and storm tracking down to the minute with these funky gray screens of text and some machine robot dude telling you that there's a storm in the area and you should take cover. I wonder how much that costs the taxpayers. I'm going to write my congressman as soon as my stationary dries out.

Meanwhile, thanks for the awesome post things, my friends. A 100 poster! Assuming Mr. Skip Towne never returns and I live another 20 years and don't get banned again, I could wind up winning this deal.

FAX

Frazod
04-27-2011, 11:52 PM
Nice to see you're not dead, FAX! :thumb:

FAX
04-27-2011, 11:55 PM
Nice to see you're not dead, FAX! :thumb:

Thanks, man.

Sadly, there are others who weren't so fortunate. It's sad. What a freaking storm. Unreal. One has to wonder if global warming isn't at work or if God is finally pissed off.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
04-27-2011, 11:55 PM
HE'S ALIVE!

Frazod
04-28-2011, 12:01 AM
Did you just get your power back?

KcMizzou
04-28-2011, 12:07 AM
Congrats on surviving Mr. FAX. Consider this training for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Stay ready.

FAX
04-28-2011, 12:08 AM
Did you just get your power back?

Actually, the power was only out overnight. A neighbor's tree fell on the pole that holds the feed line to the house ... knocked out the cable, too. That neighbor dude is new and kind of a twerp, I'm afraid. He called the fire department and the police instead of the electric company. I thought they had come to arrest me for a thought crime ... of which, admittedly, I was guilty.

FAX

FAX
04-28-2011, 12:09 AM
Congrats on surviving Mr. FAX. Consider this training for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

Stay ready.

No problem. I've been preparing for the zombies for ... gosh ... maybe 10 years or more now.

FAX

TrebMaxx
04-28-2011, 12:19 AM
Great to hear you made it through these storms, Mr. Fax.

Just Passin' By
04-28-2011, 12:24 AM
Does this mean I don't get his parking space?