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Count Zarth
04-29-2011, 07:06 AM
"Hey...is this Jonathan Baldwin? It is? Ok...is your refrigerator running? Well...you better go and catch that fucking thing because I've seen your tape and you look a little slow off the line, bitch!"

"Oooookay, thanks Todd. That's lunch."

http://i52.tinypic.com/8wei5w.jpg

the Talking Can
04-29-2011, 07:08 AM
[Todd whispers into phone]: "...i'll cover you in jelly and stab you if you **** up"

booyaf2
04-29-2011, 07:15 AM
"Todd, seriously, don't talk to my wife like that. Now give me the phone."

blaise
04-29-2011, 07:17 AM
I need more Brylcream up here, now!

Fumblerooski
04-29-2011, 07:19 AM
What's that behind your ear?? Why it's a shiny new quarter!

HotRoute
04-29-2011, 07:19 AM
Dammit Clark not now, I don't wanna smell your fingers

SNR
04-29-2011, 07:22 AM
"Seattle took CARPENTER? You're kidding, right?"

threebag02
04-29-2011, 07:22 AM
"hello it's me again Margaret"

KCUnited
04-29-2011, 07:25 AM
Todd: "*snicker*...Yes, this is Death calling for Charlie Weis."
Clark: "That's enough, Todd."

Count Zarth
04-29-2011, 07:25 AM
"Hey Dwayne...this kid is bigger, faster and jumps higher than you...and he isn't a dumbass attention whore. U MAD?"

Bane
04-29-2011, 07:40 AM
Hey McDaniels.....Guess what I'm doing today!!!!!

AndChiefs
04-29-2011, 07:42 AM
Hey McDaniels.....Guess what I'm doing today!!!!!

That one's even better when you look at your avatar along with it.

DMAC
04-29-2011, 07:43 AM
Hi Jon, we think you're pretty.

Mr. Arrowhead
04-29-2011, 07:44 AM
Clark: "I wanna talk Todd, pretty please"
Todd:"Wait your turn you little bitch"

MIAdragon
04-29-2011, 08:32 AM
GD Todd thats an ugly ass tie.

Mr_Tomahawk
04-29-2011, 08:32 AM
I like turtles.

ChiTown
04-29-2011, 08:33 AM
I like turtles.

LMAO

DMAC
04-29-2011, 08:33 AM
He grips that phone like a golf club.

trndobrd
04-29-2011, 08:38 AM
"Todd, you moron. If tell him he's the 26th pick, he's going to want more money."

Rooster
04-29-2011, 09:06 AM
Todd: OMG this bitch is talking some filthy shit. Where did you get this 900 number Scott?

Clark: Give me the phone. Give me the phone. It's my turn....

Count Zarth
04-29-2011, 09:08 AM
"Yes, this is Todd Haley, have you seen Mike Cox?"

"Who"

"Mike Cox. Just yell out "HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE COX LATELY?"

"Fuck you, man."

"There's a lot of shit being talked about you....hahahahaha."

*click*

gblowfish
04-29-2011, 09:12 AM
"Who knew the boss had a Kung-Fu Grip like G.I. Joe?!!"

siberian khatru
04-29-2011, 09:20 AM
Todd: "*snicker*...Yes, this is Death calling for Charlie Weis."
Clark: "That's enough, Todd."

LMAO

Rooster
04-29-2011, 09:21 AM
"Yes, this is Todd Haley, have you seen Mike Cox?"

"Who"

"Mike Cox. Just yell out "HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE COX LATELY?"

"Fuck you, man."

"There's a lot of shit being talked about you....hahahahaha."

*click*

LMAOLMAO

Rooster
04-29-2011, 09:23 AM
"Who knew the boss had a Kung-Fu Grip like G.I. Joe?!!"

He's smooth in front like a Ken doll too. It's all very strange.

Dave Lane
04-29-2011, 09:24 AM
These aren't the droids we are looking for...

HotRoute
04-29-2011, 09:33 AM
He grips that phone like a golf club.

It does look that way doesnt it

ROFL

The God Hypothesis
04-29-2011, 11:43 AM
"Yes, this is Todd Haley, have you seen Mike Cox?"

"Who"

"Mike Cox. Just yell out "HAS ANYONE SEEN MIKE COX LATELY?"

"**** you, man."

"There's a lot of shit being talked about you....hahahahaha."

*click*

ROFL FTW!

Rain Man
04-29-2011, 11:50 AM
Haley: Herm, you need to stop calling, okay?

Clark: Give it to me. Let me explain that restraining order to him again.

Coach
04-29-2011, 11:53 AM
Haley: Herm, you need to stop calling, okay?

Clark: Give it to me. Let me explain that restraining order to him again.

LMAO

vailpass
04-29-2011, 11:56 AM
What do you mean I'm the cheesiest looking coach in the NFL? My Name Is Earl? What?

Count Zarth
04-29-2011, 11:57 AM
Rain Man always knocks one out. LMAO

Tribal Warfare
04-29-2011, 12:00 PM
(With his pants down around his ankles )

Todd Haley: :oooh yeah, that's the way I like it you are catching the ball right now, and not dropping it?!?"( He goes blind in his right eye, immediately afterward.)


( reaching for the phone)
Clark: Okay Todd, give the phone to the adults now

cabletech94
04-29-2011, 12:10 PM
if clark touches my phone, i will fuggin strangle him.

-King-
04-29-2011, 12:13 PM
(With his pants down around his ankles )

Todd Haley: :oooh yeah, that's the way I like it you are catching the ball right now, and not dropping it?!?"( He goes blind in his right eye, immediately afterward.)


( reaching for the phone)
Clark: Okay Todd, give the phone to the adults now

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/jezebel/2010/10/sunny111309.gif WTF?

DeezNutz
04-29-2011, 12:15 PM
I don't have a caption, but would it be asking too much for Haley to shower and comb his hair?

Fritz88
04-29-2011, 12:19 PM
"Hey...is this Jonathan Baldwin? It is? Ok...is your refrigerator running? Well...you better go and catch that ****ing thing because I've seen your tape and you look a little slow off the line, bitch!"

"Oooookay, thanks Todd. That's lunch."

http://i52.tinypic.com/8wei5w.jpg

You know why Weis left?

Jon: Wanted to move to FL with his son?

Haley: Wrong MOTHER FUCKER!! He called the wrong play and I ate his colon.

Jon: Click...peep peep peep

KCUnited
04-29-2011, 12:21 PM
Todd: "We're going to run a toss sweep to Jones. Repeat, toss sweep to Jones."
Clark: "**** that shit, give me the phone, Todd."

BryanBusby
04-29-2011, 12:41 PM
Todd: "I take off my robe and wizard hat"
Clark: "Dude she sounds hot. Give me that shit"

DeezNutz
04-29-2011, 12:42 PM
"Good looking out, Dane. Here, Clark wants to say, 'What's up?'"

Fruit Ninja
04-29-2011, 12:43 PM
U need to capture the pic right after Haley gives Clark the phone. Haley has this evil smile like yeah bitch I got my guy.

Bump
04-29-2011, 12:44 PM
I bet Todd said something like "You just better fucking be worth it"

Chiefspants
04-29-2011, 12:47 PM
"You have a purty mouth"

Saccopoo
04-29-2011, 12:47 PM
"Hello? Is this the KMart Men's Department? Yeah, I think I left my wallet in the dressing room when I was there buying my suit this morning. Can you check the lost and found and see if it's there?"

buddha
04-29-2011, 12:49 PM
Clark, "Sorry coach, you don't get to do another thing until you shampoo that greasy lettuce!"

ChiTown
04-29-2011, 12:49 PM
Todd: "My left hand is holding the phone and my right hand's holding my dick...keep talking Jon........."

Clark: "Tell Jon my right hand is reaching for the phone, whilst my left hand is grabbing your dick......"

DMAC
04-29-2011, 12:56 PM
I like the "my mom dresses me" look. I think it's fuckin badass.

buddha
04-29-2011, 12:57 PM
"Clark, could you want two seconds before you caress me again?"

Count Zarth
04-29-2011, 01:00 PM
"That'll be a large pepperoni, don't forget the onions and extra cheese...and cut it in squares, not triangles...and..."

"AND ANCHOVIES! I WANT ANCHOVIES! I am your BOSS!"

frankotank
04-29-2011, 01:01 PM
JB, look, in general, don't be a douchebag, and you'll be fine. The end.

nychief
04-29-2011, 01:03 PM
Todd Haley
http://rarerborealis.com/wordpressblog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/0.jpg

Pitt Gorilla
04-29-2011, 01:04 PM
"First f***ing rule of Slickdeals, Todd, don't call the CS!"

Johnny Vegas
04-29-2011, 02:10 PM
nothin needs to be said. looks like Clark has his rape face on. Haley is on the phone hopefully with 911.

scott free
04-29-2011, 02:17 PM
I don't have a caption, but would it be asking too much for Haley to shower and comb his hair?

He definitely looks like he's just starting to come out of a six day bender, like they had to roust him outta bed & pump coffee into him... TODD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! TODAYS THE DRAFT!!!

bevischief
04-29-2011, 02:48 PM
Save that for later Clark.

OnTheWarpath58
04-29-2011, 02:49 PM
"Good looking out, Dane. Here, Clark wants to say, 'What's up?'"

LMAO

Fritz88
04-29-2011, 02:53 PM
"Good looking out, Dane. Here, Clark wants to say, 'What's up?'"

ROFL ROFL
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Chocolate Hog
04-29-2011, 03:14 PM
Haley looks like a recovering alcoholic.

mikey23545
04-29-2011, 03:29 PM
I've never seen anybody wearing a suit and tie look so shitty.

Count Zarth
05-10-2011, 07:05 PM
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-King-
05-10-2011, 07:37 PM
Atleast we didn't do that dumbass cheer that teams do. They act like someone was making the pick for that and it was a surprise

CoMoChief
05-10-2011, 07:39 PM
Haley makes Bill Self's hair look great.

Blick
05-10-2011, 08:52 PM
"I gotta go. I think Clark might try to give me some kinda gay bro hug."

Chiefspants
05-10-2011, 09:27 PM
Someone needs to photoshop the chiefs war room into that now iconic picture of Obama's staff watching over the mission to take out Bin Laden.

MoreLemonPledge
05-10-2011, 09:48 PM
97194

HotRoute
05-10-2011, 09:56 PM
On that video pioli tells him "you remember why we talked about" the he says "good"


Does that seem odd to anyone else?

greg63
05-10-2011, 09:58 PM
Ok Todd; I'll take over from here you've screwed things up enough for one day.

Jerm
05-11-2011, 12:49 AM
Voice on phone: Todd....is Osama dead yet?

Haley: ...it's a process...

Guru
05-11-2011, 01:03 AM
I can't even seen the pic to cap it. You are using one of the picture hosting sites that is blocked where I work.

big nasty kcnut
05-11-2011, 01:59 AM
Todd: so what you wearing ooooh sexy.
Clark:who you talking to todd
Todd: your wife
Clark: you son of a bitch
Todd just kidding it's your mother in law

the Talking Can
05-11-2011, 04:03 AM
"Hey, bro...there's this chick...just wanted your permission"

PhillyChiefFan
05-11-2011, 04:45 AM
On that video pioli tells him "you remember why we talked about" the he says "good"


Does that seem odd to anyone else?

SP: "Jonathan, you remember what we talked about right?

JB: "That you know a guy who throws guys off buildings for you, and if I drop more passes than Bowe he'll pay me a visit, yeah I remember."

SP: "Good"

Okie_Apparition
05-11-2011, 06:14 AM
Yes, I am calling from a land line..