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Demonpenz
05-09-2011, 07:18 PM
"AND....CUT" the director shouts. "That's a WRAP BOYS! GOOD WORK!" The voice was very stern almost coach-like. The actors then grab a towel and then head off to a familar place, the locker room, to take a shower. These aren't your normal actors as you might have guessed, they are current NFL players who's career is in limbo, and they are on set of an Adult Film studio shooting the adult movie "Tight Ends Run the Best Ass Patterns. "I Enjoy being with the guys, and it passes the time" Marc "Bulge" er replies. Mike Cox also enjoys being the male lead in Adult Films. "I'm going to be honest, I like assholes, doesn't matter if it is woman's or men's... I just love them!" Mike Cox told reporters. "I have been watching porn on my computer and I told myself, I could take a crack at that!" Cox said aloud. "I am sorry, did someone say they needed a crack addict?" Michael Irvin wonders creepily into the room. "No Michael" groans the overworked people in the room groans. "With the laber agreement still in limbo we all have to eat! An Annonymous Jamarcus Russell shared with us. He is right, money is the main reason Players turn to Porn to get money... "Well that, and the Gay Sex." Jeff Saturday told reporters..."we really love the gay sex."

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Buck
05-09-2011, 07:21 PM
lol

CoMoChief
05-09-2011, 07:22 PM
wut

SDChiefs
05-09-2011, 07:54 PM
Awesome. Were I not on my phone I would give you a piece of my rep stick.

Thig Lyfe
05-09-2011, 07:57 PM
I expect Chris Mortensen to report this as inside information shortly.

RJ
05-09-2011, 09:09 PM
This is the sort of insider info I expect from The Planet.

KurtCobain
05-09-2011, 09:15 PM
I fucking knew Jeff Saturday was hitting on me at an autographsigning.

Bugeater
05-09-2011, 09:19 PM
My email I sent to that address got returned.

Frazod
05-09-2011, 09:21 PM
This is the sort of insider info I expect from The Planet.

I don't trust anything that doesn't come from Dane or BRC.

Thig Lyfe
05-09-2011, 09:25 PM
I think the guy who proofreads the Atchison Times, Warpaint Illustrated and kcnut's posts may be spreading himself thin.

Okie_Apparition
05-09-2011, 09:45 PM
Gus Johnson doing the play by play?

rtmike
05-09-2011, 09:45 PM
repos..t...err nevermind.

RealSNR
05-09-2011, 11:27 PM
Nothing strange about these jobs

Fire Me Boy!
05-10-2011, 06:59 AM
Wow. That's horribly written. Were you drunk when you typed that?

Phobia
05-10-2011, 07:17 AM
Wow. That's horribly written. Were you drunk when you typed that?

He's disabled. Back off.

Fire Me Boy!
05-10-2011, 11:54 AM
He's disabled. Back off.

Is that true or sarcasm? I honestly don't know.

Either way, it was still horribly written. And being disabled doesn't stop anyone from harshing on big nasty's writing.

milkman
05-10-2011, 12:06 PM
Is that true or sarcasm? I honestly don't know.

Either way, it was still horribly written. And being disabled doesn't stop anyone from harshing on big nasty's writing.

I don't think demon has any aspirations to be a writer, while big nasty does.

Others have tried to tell him nicely that he has no future as a writer, and he ignores it.

He needed a harsh dose of reality.

Fire Me Boy!
05-10-2011, 12:18 PM
I don't think demon has any aspirations to be a writer, while big nasty does.

Others have tried to tell him nicely that he has no future as a writer, and he ignores it.

He needed a harsh dose of reality.

True, and I get what you're saying. But if Demon is disabled, I don't think that's any reason to treat him any differently than anyone else. It's what equality is about. I could be wrong, but I kinda doubt he wants to be treated any differently because of a disability.

Demon - It was not my intention to make fun of any disability, and I apologize to you and anyone else that perceived that as my motive. I am not/was not aware of your situation.

Demonpenz
05-10-2011, 01:17 PM
True, and I get what you're saying. But if Demon is disabled, I don't think that's any reason to treat him any differently than anyone else. It's what equality is about. I could be wrong, but I kinda doubt he wants to be treated any differently because of a disability.

Demon - It was not my intention to make fun of any disability, and I apologize to you and anyone else that perceived that as my motive. I am not/was not aware of your situation.

Don't not worry about it.

Hammock Parties
05-10-2011, 01:19 PM
LMAO.

Phil be trollin.

bevischief
05-10-2011, 01:42 PM
LMAO