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ChiTown
05-13-2011, 12:14 PM
U.S. Officials Say Stash of Pornography Found in Bin Laden's Pakistan Hideout

THIS. IS. AWESOME!
LMAO

http://www.foxnews.com/

Donger
05-13-2011, 12:17 PM
Yeah, I was just reading about that. I wonder what the titles are?

Little Miss Dirty Burqa

Me and My Tight Little Goat

A Night in Abuttabad

gblowfish
05-13-2011, 12:21 PM
Osama was:
Jerkin' the Jihadist....
Fappin' the Fatwah....
Bowin' Towards Mecca....
Rubbin' Aladdin's Lamp....
Twistin' the Taliban....
Spankin' the Cleric....
Rollin' the Ayatollah....
Playin' Cat Stevens....
Blemishin' the Burka....

Heh... I predict this is not going to reflect well on him.

But hey, what would the Navy Seals find on YOUR computer if they broke in and took all your stuff right now?

Jaric
05-13-2011, 12:25 PM
Awe. Sum.

gblowfish
05-13-2011, 12:53 PM
And the comedy begins:

"Most of his favorite stuff was infidel-on-infidel."

"Just like Bush, he really enjoyed 'My Pet Goat'."

His dream was to have a "72-way."

Ebolapox
05-13-2011, 01:05 PM
ROFL.

RedNeckRaider
05-13-2011, 01:15 PM
And the comedy begins:

"Most of his favorite stuff was infidel-on-infidel."

"Just like Bush, he really enjoyed 'My Pet Goat'."

His dream was to have a "72-way."

Thats good material~

durtyrute
05-13-2011, 01:47 PM
Why is this news? I have porn too and so do most of you. Where's channel 5?

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 02:01 PM
If he enjoyed it with his wife what's wrong? I mean Muslims are even allowed more than one wife. Seems like Mohammed enjoyed women. Sounds like western men are jealous or think something is dirty about this.

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 02:23 PM
Yeah, I was just reading about that. I wonder what the titles are?

Little Miss Dirty Burqa

Me and My Tight Little Goat

A Night in Abuttabad

We KNOW just how uber kinky you Brits can be behind closed doors while maintaining straight-laced decorum on the outside.

Pedro
05-13-2011, 02:25 PM
If he enjoyed it with his wife what's wrong? I mean Muslims are even allowed more than one wife. Seems like Mohammed enjoyed women. Sounds like western men are jealous or think something is dirty about this.
I think most people find it hypocritical because most religions condemn pornography, and Osama bin Laden represented himself as a very devout Muslim.

Whether or not Islam specifically forbids pornography seems to be open to interpretation of the Quran, since you can find web sites that argue both sides of the issue.

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 02:26 PM
I think most people find it hypocritical because most religions condemn pornography, and Osama bin Laden represented himself as a very devout Muslim.

Whether or not Islam specifically forbids pornography seems to be open to interpretation of the Quran, since you can find web sites that argue both sides of the issue.

Sounds like his sect didn't. Plus I think he had even more than 4 wives. So he enjoys women...and that last wife was much younger than him too.
I seem to recall it was these folks that enjoyed harems too.

blaise
05-13-2011, 02:28 PM
Butt Sects

blaise
05-13-2011, 02:29 PM
Blow Me and then Blow Yourself Up on a Bus

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 02:30 PM
Butt Sects

:LOL: Yeah, there are many kinds of sects!

mlyonsd
05-13-2011, 02:30 PM
We KNOW just how uber kinky you Brits can be behind closed doors while maintaining straight-laced decorum on the outside.

Just how do you know?

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 02:31 PM
Just how do you know?

I have posted many times my adoration of British men. o:-) Especially their politeness.

mlyonsd
05-13-2011, 02:39 PM
I have posted many times my adoration of British men. o:-) Especially their politeness.

I'd like to see you cook for Gordon Ramsey.

Donger
05-13-2011, 02:39 PM
We KNOW just how uber kinky you Brits can be behind closed doors while maintaining straight-laced decorum on the outside.

Ummmm. Lace.

Jaric
05-13-2011, 03:05 PM
If he enjoyed it with his wife what's wrong? I mean Muslims are even allowed more than one wife. Seems like Mohammed enjoyed women. Sounds like western men are jealous or think something is dirty about this.

Yes...if only, IF ONLY, us western men could have access to pornography...

Come on BEP, these are the same people who stone girls to death if they get raped because it makes them "unclean". Unmarried women aren't allowed to show their faces. If he's really jerking it to porn that makes him a terrible hypocrite.

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 03:10 PM
Have you heard of tongue and check Mr. Jaric, The Plebian?

Jaric
05-13-2011, 03:13 PM
Have you heard of tongue and check Mr. Jaric, The Plebian?
No, but depending on who is in it, I might consider watching it. Was that in BinJerkin's stash?

:p

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 03:14 PM
Ummmm. Lace.

Not ummmm. Lace


straight-lace

BucEyedPea
05-13-2011, 03:14 PM
I'd like to see you cook for Gordon Ramsey.

Hmmm...:hmmm:

DJJasonp
05-13-2011, 03:22 PM
Yet another, in a long list, reason to NOT believe any of the "official" story.

Jeez, the stories out gov't is feeding us these days are pure comedy.

durtyrute
05-13-2011, 03:30 PM
Yet another, in a long list, reason to NOT believe any of the "official" story.

Jeez, the stories out gov't is feeding us these days are pure comedy.

I was thinking along those same lines. Doesn't all of this crap feel like a poorly written movie. On one hand you have O'Jesus with his highschool antics making fun of the Donald and interupting his show, then on the other hand you have this Osama bin Jerkin stuff coming out like peole really give a fuck. Just look at the crap that the mainstream media shits out. Charlie Sheen, Brittney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, O'Jesus, Bin Jerkin, what the hell is gonig on here. Meanwhile schools are being shutdown, gas is through the roof and food is right there with it. Not to mention the radiation, but don't worry now we know Bin Jerkins dirty little secret everything will be okay.

AndChiefs
05-13-2011, 03:30 PM
Yet another, in a long list, reason to NOT believe any of the "official" story.

Jeez, the stories out gov't is feeding us these days are pure comedy.

You're right. It's totally inconceivable that OBL would have porn on his computer.

DJJasonp
05-13-2011, 03:36 PM
You're right. It's totally inconceivable that OBL would have porn on his computer.

Or not having a dialysis machine anywhere to be found in the compound. I guess his kidneys were magically cured........along with the fluctuation in his height.....no significant signs of aging.

I could go on and on.

It's funny and sad at the same time......actually ironic....how the CIA creates a boogy man....tells the world, for years, he's one of the most devout muslims in the world (living a cave-dwelling life).........and then post-mortem (post 2002 that is), spend all kinds of efforts trying to destroy that image....that they created.

blaise
05-13-2011, 03:44 PM
I'm going to say it's totally believable that he had porn. I really don't get what's so wildly crazy about that idea.

BigChiefFan
05-13-2011, 03:53 PM
Or not having a dialysis machine anywhere to be found in the compound. I guess his kidneys were magically cured........along with the fluctuation in his height.....no significant signs of aging.

I could go on and on.

It's funny and sad at the same time......actually ironic....how the CIA creates a boogy man....tells the world, for years, he's one of the most devout muslims in the world (living a cave-dwelling life).........and then post-mortem (post 2002 that is), spend all kinds of efforts trying to destroy that image....that they created.
Amen.

Jaric
05-13-2011, 03:58 PM
Or not having a dialysis machine anywhere to be found in the compound. I guess his kidneys were magically cured........along with the fluctuation in his height.....no significant signs of aging.

Sounds to me like social conservatives might want to make an apology or two to the pornography industry... Who knew that was the key to lowering health care.

Earthling
05-13-2011, 06:58 PM
Osama was:
Jerkin' the Jihadist....
Fappin' the Fatwah....
Bowin' Towards Mecca....
Rubbin' Aladdin's Lamp....
Twistin' the Taliban....
Spankin' the Cleric....
Rollin' the Ayatollah....
Playin' Cat Stevens....
Blemishin' the Burka....

Heh... I predict this is not going to reflect well on him.

But hey, what would the Navy Seals find on YOUR computer if they broke in and took all your stuff right now?

Lol LMAO LMAO

Okie_Apparition
05-13-2011, 07:06 PM
He had several wives & still needed porn, It's more sad than anything

HonestChieffan
05-13-2011, 07:15 PM
He had several wives & still needed porn, It's more sad than anything

He couldn't see them under the burka?

|Zach|
05-13-2011, 07:16 PM
I'm going to say it's totally believable that he had porn. I really don't get what's so wildly crazy about that idea.

My reaction as well.

Iowanian
05-13-2011, 07:19 PM
He had several wives & still needed porn, It's more sad than anything


My prediction is that it was all gay and fetish porn.


Allah Cockbar
Cave Feller
Jewish Stallion

If it was regular old beaver fisting....at least the Seals had a hard earned In flight movie for the trip home.

HonestChieffan
05-13-2011, 07:23 PM
NSFJihadists

http://weaselzippers.us/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/sexygoat2.jpg

KILLER_CLOWN
05-13-2011, 10:09 PM
Dudes real name is Tim Osman, i'm sure there are many named Tim that watch the pron.

BigChiefFan
05-13-2011, 10:17 PM
Anybody ever stop and think, that if this was true, that'd probably keep it to themselves, to not insight violence. These guys OWN the media and write all the narratives. Some of you will gulp any swill poured in your glass. Ask yourself, what's the purpose of releasing this, other than to let the blind masses rejoice in our glorious government care-takers? Read a fucking book, once in a while.

Marcellus
05-13-2011, 11:33 PM
Anybody ever stop and think, that if this was true, that'd probably keep it to themselves, to not insight violence. These guys OWN the media and write all the narratives. Some of you will gulp any swill poured in your glass. Ask yourself, what's the purpose of releasing this, other than to let the blind masses rejoice in our glorious government care-takers? Read a ****ing book, once in a while.

So you are saying they released it knowing it could insight violence?

You really think they are now sitting back making shit up to make killing OBL look even better just to do it?

Ask yourself, why would this e released? People like you won't believe it anyway.

Radical Muslims won't believe it so it will just piss them off. I suppose they are just trying to agitate them on purpose.

Or they could be just trying to expose the religious radicals as the hypocrites they most likely are.

Christian evangelist are busted all the time for sexual indiscretions. Why do you find it so hard it works that way in the Muslim world too?

You do know Baharain is a playground for the Saudi wealthy who live in one of the most religiously oppressive countries in the world right?

Jump on a plane and go drink and have sex, then go back to being pious.

You need to read a book or 2.

BigChiefFan
05-14-2011, 12:43 AM
So you are saying they released it knowing it could insight violence?

You really think they are now sitting back making shit up to make killing OBL look even better just to do it?

Ask yourself, why would this e released? People like you won't believe it anyway.

Radical Muslims won't believe it so it will just piss them off. I suppose they are just trying to agitate them on purpose.

Or they could be just trying to expose the religious radicals as the hypocrites they most likely are.

Christian evangelist are busted all the time for sexual indiscretions. Why do you find it so hard it works that way in the Muslim world too?

You do know Baharain is a playground for the Saudi wealthy who live in one of the most religiously oppressive countries in the world right?

Jump on a plane and go drink and have sex, then go back to being pious.

You need to read a book or 2.

Have you seen what's going on in the Middle East? This isn't some random events, magically occuring at the same time, when we just already happen to be in the region.

Are there radical Muslims? Of course. Has that narrative been exploited to the fullest degree to help things transpire throughout the world to disrupt normal life in those regions? You bet your ass.

Dude, we catch the mastermind of 9-11 and rather than get intelligence, we dump him at sea, what a weak ass storyline and the convience of it, helped boost Obama's ratings. When you've got nothin', dump the evidence. How convient. 18 months to election and he just conviently hit the campaign trai.

Our country has been bought and sold. I know it's hard to fathom, but the guys at the top, aren't passing laws to look after you and I. They are passing laws to protect their monoploy on corruption.

What is the motivation of the supposed fringe to questioning the official story?

Now ask yourself who gains with what has transpired in the past 9 and half years? Not those that question, dude.

Let's see...Wall Street is prospering, but the middle class is losing jobs at a record rate. Check. Big Oil having record profits. Check. Biggest Police State in the world, in place labled as being free. Check. Wars with several countries. Check. Daily stories of constitutional rights being trampled. Check. Media owned by one man. Check. Treat everyday citizens like prisoners. Check. Hold detainess indefinitely without the right to fair trial. Check...and on and on.



Dude, wake up, we can't find Bin Laden for 9 plus years, but we just happen to be able to get his sons opinions on the matters, at a drop of a hat. Sure.

Look, man, I know it's hard to believe, but reality backs everything I've said.

I welcome the rebuttal.

blaise
05-14-2011, 01:03 AM
It's like you read the zany conspiracy theory junk and you start to reply, but then you have to take a step back and realize you're just entering into a retarded debate that will do nothing more than give someone a chance to post all his wacky theories.

BigChiefFan
05-14-2011, 01:07 AM
It's like you read the zany conspiracy theory junk and you start to reply, but then you have to take a step back and realize you're just entering into a retarded debate that will do nothing more than give someone a chance to post all his wacky theories.
Yep label someone as a loon, rather than dispute what was said. The psychology of that, is weak sauce.

blaise
05-14-2011, 01:13 AM
Yep label someone as a loon, rather than dispute what was said. The psychology of that, is weak sauce.

I reread it. It was sound.

BigChiefFan
05-14-2011, 01:19 AM
I reread it. It was sound.

Thanks, man. I appreciate the honesty and humility.

I'm just interested in the truth. I don't like the situation our country is in. Believe me. I wish this was all a bad dream, but I can't turn a blind eye, to what is really transpiring.

Fishpicker
05-14-2011, 03:49 AM
He had several wives & still needed porn, It's more sad than anything

watching western porn and then sexing a middle eastern woman is Abbottabad as it gets.

Okie_Apparition
05-14-2011, 04:38 AM
Wasn't his reward to be 72 virgins or some such poop? He was not a all knowing boogey man, just another human male

RedNeckRaider
05-14-2011, 08:37 AM
Wasn't his reward to be 72 virgins or some such poop? He was not a all knowing boogey man, just another human male
I have not dedicated much time as the pursuit is curiosity driven. I have yet to find the 72 virgin quote. Their book is rather humorous filled with fairy tales like all mythologies. It is intertwined with the old testament somewhat and appears to barrow stories from it. Here are a couple I have found related~


Quran 52:13-24
They shall recline on couches ranged in rows. To dark-eyed houris [virgin girls] We shall wed them. . . . Fruit We shall give them, and such meats as they desire. They will pass from hand to hand a cup inspiring no idle talk, no sinful urge; and there shall wait on them young boys of their own, as fair as virgin pearls.

Quran 76: 12-21
Verily, for the Muttaqun, there will be a success (Paradise); Gardens and grapeyards; And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age; And a full cup (of wine). No Laghw (dirty, false, evil talk) shall they hear therein, nor lying; A reward from your Lord, an ample calculated gift (according to the best of their good deeds). (From) the Lord of the heavens and the earth, and whatsoever is in between them, the Most Beneficent, none can dare to speak with Him (on the Day of Resurrection except after His Leave). The Day that Ar-Ruh [Jibrael (Gabriel) or another angel] and the angels will stand forth in rows, none shall speak except him whom the Most Beneficent (Allah) allows, and he will speak what is right.

Jaric
05-14-2011, 11:02 AM
I have not dedicated much time as the pursuit is curiosity driven. I have yet to find the 72 virgin quote. Their book is rather humorous filled with fairy tales like all mythologies. It is intertwined with the old testament somewhat and appears to barrow stories from it. Here are a couple I have found related.
That's what's fucked up, is that nowhere in the Koran does it say you get virgins if you blow yourself up.

You'd think that would have come up at least once during their meetings.

RedNeckRaider
05-14-2011, 11:07 AM
That's what's ****ed up, is that nowhere in the Koran does it say you get virgins if you blow yourself up.

You'd think that would have come up at least once during their meetings.

LMAO and you would think that people who repeat it would take the time to look it up~

cdcox
05-14-2011, 11:08 AM
Anybody ever stop and think, that if this was true, that'd probably keep it to themselves, to not insight violence. These guys OWN the media and write all the narratives. Some of you will gulp any swill poured in your glass. Ask yourself, what's the purpose of releasing this, other than to let the blind masses rejoice in our glorious government care-takers? Read a ****ing book, once in a while.

So they made up something that could incite violence? Okay!