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KILLER_CLOWN
05-17-2011, 12:16 AM
Monday, May 16, 2011
Are you a Sheeple? Take the Sheeple Quiz
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Mike Adams
Natural News

Have you herd about the Sheeple Quiz? Although most NaturalNews readers will easily beat it, it's a fun quiz to find out how smart (or gullible) your friends really are. So let 'em take the Sheeple Quiz! And then you'll know whether they're independent thinkers or just zombie-minded sheeple like the rest of the flock.

Here's the quiz. Choose "A" or "B" as the answer for each question, then check your score below.

The Sheeple Quiz

#1) The purpose of the mainstream media is to:

A) Keep you informed.
B) Feed you misinformation while keeping you distracted from the real issues our world is facing.

#2) Social Security is:

A) A financial safety net that makes sure people have a retirement income.
B) A government-run Ponzi scheme that requires more and more people to keep paying in just to stay afloat and will ultimately collapse into total bankruptcy.


#3) The fluoride dripped into municipal water supplies is:

A) A naturally-occurring mineral.
B) An industrial chemical waste byproduct.

#4) When you donate money to find the cure for cancer, that money goes:

A) To fund research programs that assess actual cancer cures for the purpose of freely sharing them with the public.
B) To fund mammogram campaigns that actually irradiate women's breasts, causing the very cancers that earn huge profits for the cancer treatment industry.

#5) The national debt is:

A) Under control and will be paid off in a few years.
B) Out of control and will spiral into a runaway debt collapse.

#6) GMOs will:

A) Feed the world and prevent starvation.
B) Threaten the future of life on our planet through genetic contamination and widespread crop failures.

#7) The FDA protects:

A) The people from dangerous medicines.
B) The financial interests of the drug companies.

#8) The EPA's real agenda is to:

A) Protect the environment.
B) Protect the financial interests of the chemical companies whose toxic products destroy the environment.

#9) The Federal Reserve functions to:

A) Stabilize the economy and keep America strong.
B) Loot the economy and control America's economy for the interests of the few.

#10) The purpose of TSA checkpoints at airports is to:

A) Keep air passengers safe and secure.
B) Indoctrinate Americans into surrendering to police state invasions of their privacy.

#11) The practical function of the U.S. Supreme Court is to:

A) Protect the constitutional rights of the citizens.
B) Legitimize federal tyranny over the People by ignoring the Constitution and its Bill of Rights.

#12) Vaccines are based on:

A) Gold standard science that conclusively proves their safety and effectiveness.
B) Quackery and fraud combined with a persistent medical mythology that utterly lacks a factual basis.

#13) Herbs and superfoods:

A) Are medically useless and cannot treat, prevent or cure any disease.
B) Contain powerful plant-based medicines that can help reverse and prevent disease.

#14) In Libya, Afghanistan and Iraq, America:

A) Led a humanitarian effort to save innocent people from tyranny.
B) Waged an illegal imperialist war to occupy foreign nations and control their oil.

#15) The U.S. Bill of Rights

A) Grants you rights and freedoms.
B) Merely acknowledges the rights and freedoms you already possess.

SCORE YOUR SHEEPLE QUIZ HERE

http://www.naturalnews.com/032415_sheeple_quiz.html

http://www.activistpost.com/2011/05/are-you-sheeple-take-sheeple-quiz.html

Ugly Duck
05-17-2011, 12:21 AM
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Bewbies
05-17-2011, 12:40 AM
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Bewbies
05-17-2011, 12:46 AM
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05-17-2011, 12:47 AM
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Ugly Duck
05-17-2011, 12:51 AM
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Chiefspants
05-17-2011, 12:53 AM
I think Michelle Bachmann summed this issue up rather well in a speech she gave last month.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iM2sK6EyHlI

Ugly Duck
05-17-2011, 01:16 AM
Glenn Palin:
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Sarah Bieber
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Bewbies
05-17-2011, 01:45 AM
Ok, the Palin Bieber thing is funny.

BucEyedPea
05-17-2011, 09:12 AM
Purpose of the mass media is to SHAPE public opinion. Even an intro communications course in college will teach you that.

BigChiefFan
05-17-2011, 05:46 PM
The silence of this thread says alot. I'd like to hear from the party nuthuggers on the issues.

orange
05-17-2011, 05:59 PM
1. Do you believe alien life exists?
A. Intelligent life does, I've seen it.
B. Maybe some bacteria or something.
C. I need to phone home.
D. NO!

2. Who killed President Kennedy?
A. Lee Harvey Oswald
B. Fidel Castro
C. Lyndon B. Johnson
D. The CIA

3. Are there people plotting to rule the world?
A. no
B. yes
C. Not only do they want to rule the world, they are trying to kill most of us off!

4. Who killed Micheal Jackson
A. Sony
B. His doctor
C. The CIA
D. I don't know

5. Did elite bankers plot to steal your money?
A. Yeah, the Federal Reserve and big banks are robbing us blind!
B. I think maybe some banks did.
C. I don't know/ No

6. Is China trying to economically enslave us?
A. Yeah, they're in on it with others.
B. And they're poisoning us!
C. They are trying to take over the world with their communist government.
D. No

7. Why did a group of people crash planes into shit on September 11th?
A. It was a power grab to take our constitutional rights and enact the Patriot Act.
B. Those Islamic terrorists people hate our freedom.
C. I don't know
D. It was so they could steel all the gold in the vault.

8. Did Nazi Germany plan to make flying saucers?
A. Not only that, but the "master race" has been visiting our government pretending to be aliens.
B. No
C. No, but they did plan to make a huge underground base to access with submarines.

orange
05-17-2011, 06:03 PM
And here, find out what flavor of batshit you're eating: http://quizilla.teennick.com/quizzes/727818/what-paranoid-conspiracy-theory-are-you

Pants
05-17-2011, 06:04 PM
The silence of this thread says alot. I'd like to hear from the party nuthuggers on the issues.

The thing is, people like KILLER CLOWN and teedub are even worse. They just go around spewing whatever bullshit they read on some fringe website, it's not like they do their own research.

BucEyedPea
05-17-2011, 08:29 PM
The thing is, people like KILLER CLOWN and teedub are even worse. They just go around spewing whatever bullshit they read on some fringe website, it's not like they do their own research.

Kinda like those who read the DailyKos, the Democratic Underground,The Nation or the Huffington Post?

Or

The National Review, Drudge, or the Weekly Standard?

There's too much projection goin' around.