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Over-Head
05-20-2011, 05:15 AM
Sorry if re-post



Leaked last week by the U.S defence dept, to FOX news.



Subject: Release from the USS Carl Vinson
Subj: OBL BULLETIN
Bin Laden Given Religious Funeral Prior to Sea Burial
Published May 02, 2011
Sent from the deck of the USS Carl Vinson. 3 23 am. SEAL Team uplink
satcom to AT&T cell phone.

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea,
senior military officials told Fox News .

Religious rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson
aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. Monday in the Persian Gulf .
In accordance with Islamic practice (and direction from the White
House), bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before buried
at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence
officials said.


Then, "In accordance with common US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed
on him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog
up his ass, then pushed the Mother F**ker overboard," a senior SEAL
officer said.

Hog Farmer
05-20-2011, 05:35 AM
:LOL: :clap:

mikey23545
05-20-2011, 05:39 AM
LMAO

RedNeckRaider
05-20-2011, 05:39 AM
If only it was true lol~

Hog Farmer
05-20-2011, 05:44 AM
If only it was true lol~

If I was there I could have added a "boar semen douche" !