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orange
05-20-2011, 01:51 PM
Tomorrow's the Big Day. And I mean THE BIG DAY!!!

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/357/overrides/apocalypse-prediction-rapture-may-2011_35778_600x450.jpg

So all you CP doom/conspiracy/rapture fans, get in your last words, here.

orange
05-20-2011, 01:52 PM
This?

http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/117/cache/great-fire-london-1666_11739_600x450.jpg

vailpass
05-20-2011, 01:52 PM
Old boy needs to cut his fingernails before he meets his maker.

dirk digler
05-20-2011, 01:52 PM
Old boy needs to cut his fingernails before he meets his maker.

See you in hell

orange
05-20-2011, 01:53 PM
Or maybe that?

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-rapture.jpg

ClevelandBronco
05-20-2011, 01:54 PM
I'm assuming nothing, so let's just say that however it works out, I'm going to miss some of you assholes.

vailpass
05-20-2011, 01:54 PM
See you in hell

Not me, I have fire insurance.

orange
05-20-2011, 01:59 PM
Old boy needs to cut his fingernails before he meets his maker.

"I sure hope he put on clean underwear" /Mom

Stinger
05-20-2011, 02:02 PM
Well .... Bye.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/612capture_tombstone03.jpg

mlyonsd
05-20-2011, 02:04 PM
What do you suppose the old dude is doing tonight.

Going out for supper or cooking something at home?

Just wondering what someone that knows the world is ending the next day would do.

I'll bet neither Key lime or Lemon meringue is on the menu.

dirk digler
05-20-2011, 02:05 PM
Not me, I have fire insurance.

Probably forged

BucEyedPea
05-20-2011, 02:09 PM
Not me, I have fire insurance.

LMAO:LOL:LMAO:LOL:

CrazyPhuD
05-20-2011, 02:12 PM
I'm stoked for some prime looting after the fact!

orange
05-20-2011, 02:15 PM
You know, scheduling this for a Friday night/Saturday morning was a really bad move by God from a product-rollout standpoint.

I guess he doesn't have any ad-men to consult in Heaven.

BucEyedPea
05-20-2011, 02:40 PM
You know, scheduling this for a Friday night/Saturday morning was a really bad move by God from a product-rollout standpoint.

I guess he doesn't have any ad-men to consult in Heaven.

He has an ad-woman though. o:-)

Detoxing
05-20-2011, 02:42 PM
Or maybe that?

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-rapture.jpg

WTF is this?

Is this a new Sims game? "SIMS: Day of the Rapture"

mlyonsd
05-20-2011, 02:45 PM
WTF is this?

Is this a new Sims game? "SIMS: Day of the Rapture"

Those are called 'Conservatives'.

mikey23545
05-20-2011, 03:11 PM
From the title, I thought Soros had called you home...

orange
05-20-2011, 03:20 PM
From the title, I thought Soros had called you home...

Yeah, I chose that title intentionally to give some of you folks a false thrill. :p

Baby Lee
05-20-2011, 03:36 PM
Or maybe that?

http://www.lifewithdogs.tv/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/the-rapture.jpg

Remember that episode of 6FU when the pickup released the flotilla of blow-up dolls, reminiscent of an urban legend, and led the born-again lady to think it was the rapture and get mowed down inh traffic? Good times. . .

stevieray
05-20-2011, 04:23 PM
what a letdown.

ChiefaRoo
05-20-2011, 04:38 PM
"I sure hope he put on clean underwear" /Mom

Why don't you just leave regardless.

Thank you.

KILLER_CLOWN
05-20-2011, 11:11 PM
No Pretribulation Rapture = sorry you're stuck here with the rest of us until Jesus comes back. However to extend the olive branch for those believing in this easily proven lie i will surely take all the donations you would like to offer. Any one wanting to send money to my paypal account, please contact me.

CrazyPhuD
05-20-2011, 11:57 PM
The problem is IF he shows this would be the third time Jesus has been here in the past 5 years. The two previous times he got deported for being an itinerant carpenter without a visa

Dave Lane
05-20-2011, 11:59 PM
I'm stoked for some prime looting after the fact!

Me too I know a really good guy that has a couple killer scopes. After he's gone they are all mine :thumb:

Dave Lane
05-21-2011, 12:02 AM
Remember that episode of 6FU when the pickup released the flotilla of blow-up dolls, reminiscent of an urban legend, and led the born-again lady to think it was the rapture and get mowed down inh traffic? Good times. . .

Something like this :)

<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1LXuNpF6NVg" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Direckshun
05-21-2011, 12:04 AM
So this is what Heaven looks like.

Buck's Dad
05-21-2011, 12:06 AM
I'm gonna die first.

Haha.

Ugly Duck
05-21-2011, 12:10 AM
Sucks that we only get to live two weeks longer than bin Laden. That just ain't fair.

Taco John
05-21-2011, 12:15 AM
It was supposed to happen at 6:00pm New Zeland time. That was 15 minutes ago (from the time of this post).

Here is the New Zeland Earthquake watch:
http://www.geonet.org.nz/earthquake/quakes/recent_quakes.html

Dave Lane
05-21-2011, 07:38 AM
Well in the guys defense there was a earthquake at 21 after midnight, Only 3.4, but you know even Sinatra has to warm up.

mlyonsd
05-21-2011, 08:25 AM
Well I woke up this morning and I'm still here. Is anyone else out there?

I know the big show isn't until supper time but if you're calculating the end of the world to this exact day I figure it's possible you might be off on the hour a little bit.

AndChiefs
05-21-2011, 10:05 AM
Well I woke up this morning and I'm still here. Is anyone else out there?

I know the big show isn't until supper time but if you're calculating the end of the world to this exact day I figure it's possible you might be off on the hour a little bit.

Still have 13 hours left here in central time. It has to be coming. I mean this guy had mathematical equations and everything.

Calcountry
05-21-2011, 11:17 AM
What do you suppose the old dude is doing tonight.

Going out for supper or cooking something at home?

Just wondering what someone that knows the world is ending the next day would do.

I'll bet neither Key lime or Lemon meringue is on the menu.I wish he had a web cam today, or I wish he were twittering.

Calcountry
05-21-2011, 11:18 AM
Still have 13 hours left here in central time. It has to be coming. I mean this guy had mathematical equations and everything.Today is a great day for all the dj's to be playing that R.E.M. song.

BucEyedPea
05-21-2011, 07:02 PM
Still have 13 hours left here in central time. It has to be coming. I mean this guy had mathematical equations and everything.

cdox will be pleased :p

BucEyedPea
05-21-2011, 07:02 PM
Today is a great day for all the dj's to be playing that R.E.M. song.

It's been on my car's radio several times today already.

RJ
05-21-2011, 10:10 PM
What do you suppose the old dude is doing tonight.

Going out for supper or cooking something at home?

Just wondering what someone that knows the world is ending the next day would do.

I'll bet neither Key lime or Lemon meringue is on the menu.


I wouldn't want to eat anything that might cause GI difficulties, lest I find myself needing to take a dump right about the the time I reached Heaven's Gate. "Uh, St. Pete, I hate to interrupt you but I really need the men's room."

go bowe
05-21-2011, 10:13 PM
are we dead yet?

KILLER_CLOWN
05-21-2011, 10:33 PM
are we dead yet?

No and more importantly no one sent me any $$$$ to my paypal account.

orange
05-21-2011, 10:45 PM
OT, but this speaks for itself.

http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o276/el_Sooper_MexyCon/QPalin2012-2.jpg

Mr. Kotter
05-22-2011, 12:01 AM
Dang it, it's May 22nd, the doom-sayers were "off".....just sayin'...heh. LMAO

KILLER_CLOWN
05-22-2011, 12:59 AM
Dang it, it's May 22nd, the doom-sayers were "off".....just sayin'...heh. LMAO

Ya you've just said that A LOT, did you win a bet with a someone waiting on the rapture bus?

bowener
05-22-2011, 01:50 AM
Are we all ascending at the same rate? Maybe we are closer to heaven now, but relatively speaking, we haven't moved.

Baby Lee
05-22-2011, 07:16 AM
I wouldn't want to eat anything that might cause GI difficulties, lest I find myself needing to take a dump right about the the time I reached Heaven's Gate. "Uh, St. Pete, I hate to interrupt you but I really need the men's room."

Gilbert Godfried had a great bit on Stern along these lines back in the day. Bunch of people waiting in a field in upstate NY waiting for the Virgin Mary.

Some dude meets the moment taking a dump behind a tree.

Oh sweet Virgin Mary, my pants are around my ankles. Sweet Virgin Mary, could you please spare a few squares?

Bill Parcells
05-22-2011, 07:33 AM
http://homepage.eircom.net/~nyjets/BPChiefsPlanet.gif