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Direckshun
05-31-2011, 02:23 AM
Kiss my ass.

Working assumptions:

1. Bowe will at least be franchised. Baldwin is a Top 3 candidate for NFL's ROTY.
2. Powe will still be a situational guy at NT.
3. Albert continues his dance at LT. Some games, he wrecks lives. Other games, he is a major liability. He gives up 9 sacks on the year, commits 10 more penalties.
4. We lose Richardson, Carr, and Thomas Jones to free agency.
5. We finish with a 8-8 record. Really talented, really young, lockout hurt our chances at a playoff run.

Our needs:
QB depth
big RB
WR depth
LT
OT depth
NT
ILB
ILB depth
OLB depth
CB
CB depth
S depth
K

On with the show.

1. OT Riley Rieff, Iowa

Albert's struggles for another year put him on the hotseat. Rieff is brought in to compete for the starting LT spot. My guess is that Albert holds onto it for one last year, as the team grooms Rieff on the right side.

2. NT Alameda Ta'amu, Washington

Ta'amu is the only real NT prospect, so I'm going to have the Chiefs taking him in the most probably spot for him at this time. This is a reach for Ta'amu, but I'm thinking this is going to be the weakest NT field we've seen.

3. CB D'Anton Lynn, Penn State

Coach's son with fantastic work ethic. Will be a day one starter on this defense, although I think Jalil Brown will give him a run for it.

4. ILB James-Michael Johnson, Nevada

I noticed Johnson a lot more than I did Dontay Moch when I watched Nevada.

5. RB Bernard Pierce, Temple

Pretty big RB that's tough as nails. Lit up the stat sheet the year prior, then came back from injury this past year to play pretty damn well. Charles and McCluster need a good change-of-pace guy.

6. FS Brandon Taylor, LSU

Always smart to watch a lot of LSU. Both their starting safeties are serious prospects this year. I like Taylor more. We need depth badly at safety.

7. OT Dan Hoch, Missouri

Gotta throw some Missouri in there. Pioli's drafted Missouri right tackles before.

KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 02:29 AM
Yeah fuck us. We read all of your fucking mocks, your late night bullshit , and on occasion your up the ass political shit. We tolerate it or not, and we comment and care. But fuck us, man. Fuck us right up the ass.

KurtCobain
05-31-2011, 02:30 AM
I want them to tank the season for a QB, like always. It's gonna be a short crazy one anyways, right? Let's get luck or that kid from USC.

Direckshun
05-31-2011, 02:33 AM
QB: Cassel, Stanzi, Palko
RB: Charles, McCluster, Pierce
FB: Bannon

WR: Bowe, Baldwin, Tucker, Horne, Copper
TE: Moeaki, Pope, Cottam

LT: Albert, Rieff
LG: Waters, Asamoah
C: Hudson, Niswanger
RG: Lilja, Asamoah
RT: Rieff, Hoch

DE: Dorsey, Bailey
NT: Ta'amu, Powe
DE: Jackson, Gilberry

OLB: Hali, Miller
ILB: Johnson, Johnson
ILB: Johnson, Belcher
OLB: Houston, Studebaker

CB: Flowers, Lynn, Brown, Arenas, Daniels
S: Berry, Lewis, Taylor, McGraw

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford
KR: McCluster
PR: Arenas

Direckshun
05-31-2011, 02:34 AM
Yeah **** us. We read all of your ****ing mocks, your late night bullshit , and on occasion your up the ass political shit. We tolerate it or not, and we comment and care. But **** us, man. **** us right up the ass.

LMAO

DeezNutz
05-31-2011, 05:34 AM
If we lose Carr to FA, we're fucking dumb.

Tribal Warfare
05-31-2011, 05:38 AM
If we lose Carr to FA, we're fucking dumb.

if we lose either CB, it would be fucked.

listopencil
05-31-2011, 01:14 PM
Fuck.

Saul Good
05-31-2011, 03:30 PM
No SEC players until the 6th round?

DA_T_84
05-31-2011, 05:02 PM
I haven't read the OP yet, but I'm guessing we take a tackle in the first?



EDIT: I was right.

The Poz
05-31-2011, 08:24 PM
[QUOTE=Direckshun;7670584 lockout hurt our chances at a playoff run.
[/QUOTE]

Week 11 to Week 15 is what will really hurt us.

@ New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
@ Chicago Bears
@ New York Jets
Green Bay Packers

DA_T_84
05-31-2011, 09:49 PM
Week 11 to Week 15 is what will really hurt us.

@ New England Patriots
Pittsburgh Steelers
@ Chicago Bears
@ New York Jets
Green Bay Packers

Yeah, that will bang us up during the divisional chase and heading into the playoffs if we are that fortunate.

Nightfyre
06-01-2011, 12:04 AM
Im still going with the ricky williamsing of our entire draft and getting andrew luck...

Crush
06-01-2011, 03:03 AM
Fuck you, I am going to read your mock and post in this thread.

Bowser
06-03-2011, 09:53 PM
Sac's doing the knuckle shuffle to the mock.