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Otter
12-13-2001, 12:11 AM
Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

Raiderhader
12-13-2001, 12:14 AM
So YOU'RE the sick b@stard who keeps coming through my line!?!


Hader,
now knows the culprit

Rausch
12-13-2001, 12:14 AM
LMAO!







PC Or not, that's some funny $#it!!!!!:D

jAZ
12-13-2001, 12:15 AM
:confused:
What the hell are you doing on the internet if "Little homie" is about to be set free? Did you stop in the middle to come share? :cool:

tommykat
12-13-2001, 12:18 AM
GEEEZZZZZZ........First post I read tonight and see this! LOL, are you sure you aren't Homey?:D

Frazod
12-13-2001, 12:20 AM
:D

ptlyon
12-13-2001, 06:32 AM
WOW. Bet that was some good $#!+ you took... ;)

Bwana
12-13-2001, 01:17 PM
Otter: LMAO.......good stuff.

Mr. Christopher
12-13-2001, 01:20 PM
"And the hits just keep onnnn coming!"

I thought the good Senator's thread about Curly was good, but this ranks right up (I mean, down) there with his.

LOL! :D

Yosef_Malkovitch
12-13-2001, 02:14 PM
OK, that was pretty funny. When I first saw the title I thought, "Oh no, not another one." I actually laughed aloud reading this. Funny stuff.

Otter
07-23-2003, 06:19 AM
There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :bong:

ndbbm
07-23-2003, 06:29 AM
There are all kinds of old threads available, give it a try! :bong:

It freightens me that we live so close. :LOL:

Ultra Peanut
07-23-2003, 08:07 AM
ROFL

Stupid anti-caps thing... %(/

Iowanian
07-23-2003, 08:20 AM
Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

SNR
07-23-2003, 08:26 AM
I believe it is "Oompa-Loompa"... not with the "u"

whoman69
07-23-2003, 08:28 AM
You need some serious help. :spank:

Otter
07-23-2003, 08:29 AM
Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.

The last I've seen Little Homie he was running away wearing the pillow case with tiny little arm and head holes cut out that I made for him and grasping the roll of quarters I gave him to survive while being chased by the nieghbors German Shepard.

I often wonder where he is today.

Raiderhader
08-13-2004, 03:47 PM
Damn this funny sh!t.

Skip Towne
01-26-2006, 08:27 PM
The best part of this thread is there aren't any n00bs in it. The Good Old Days.

Der Flöprer
01-26-2006, 11:47 PM
oh no i didunt

dacoolman88
02-04-2006, 02:20 PM
lolollolololololoolololololololllo roflroflroflroflrofl

Ultra Peanut
02-25-2006, 08:27 AM
REPRESENT

Jesus
05-10-2006, 08:14 PM
Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

Your deeds have been duly noted.

Raiderhader
08-22-2006, 10:31 PM
This is, in my mind anyway, one of the funniest threads ever posted on this board. I get a kick out of it every time I read it.

Phobia
07-17-2012, 09:35 PM
This is, in my mind anyway, one of the funniest threads ever posted on this board. I get a kick out of it every time I read it.

You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.

BigRedChief
07-17-2012, 09:45 PM
You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.Exactly. The Hall of Classics is to reward threads that were not only worthy but were thought of by many as worthy, not just one.

Sofa King
07-18-2012, 11:51 AM
You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.

BAN FOR BUMP!

Raiderhader
04-03-2013, 09:11 PM
You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.

Ha, just now seeing this. I see it survived with out me.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
06-08-2013, 07:22 PM
I could see this thread link cut & pasted as a whole and complete Hootie roast segment. Could have been Billay's.