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LiveSteam
06-08-2011, 12:32 PM
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the passenger lounge in the
Bozeman , Montana airport, while waiting for their respective flights..


One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer, another is a
Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show, and the third
passenger
is a fundamentalist Arab student, newly arrived at Montana State
University
from the Middle East ....

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures. Soon, the two
Westerners
learn that the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls
into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table,
tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face, and lights a
cigarette.


Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly he speaks, 'At
one
time here... my people were many... but sadly, now we are few.'

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward,
'Once my people were few,' he sneers, 'and now we are many. Why do you
suppose that is?'


The cowboy removes his cigarette from his mouth and from the darkness
beneath his Stetson says in a smooth drawl . . .


'I reckon that's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, But I do
believe it's a-comin'.'

patteeu
06-08-2011, 12:37 PM
Muslims have the next game after Aliens take a crack this summer!

RNR
06-08-2011, 02:53 PM
Funny but we have been playin Cowboys and Muslims for quite a while now~

Confucius
06-08-2011, 03:55 PM
Weak.

notorious
06-08-2011, 04:03 PM
The 10th year anniversary of that joke isn't until September.

NewChief
06-08-2011, 04:40 PM
Coyboy for Cowboy is one of the typos that really changes the tone of what you're trying to say.

orange
06-08-2011, 04:53 PM
Coyboy for Cowboy is one of the typos that really changes the tone of what you're trying to say.

You know, those keys aren't even close. I'm thinking typo-no, Freud-yes.

Rain Man
06-08-2011, 04:58 PM
Coyboy sounds to me like someone you'd find in a Thailand disco.

Bowser
06-08-2011, 05:18 PM
Coyboy sounds to me like someone you'd find in a Thailand disco.

Heh, my thoughts exactly.

Billy Boy is the proper term I believe, at least in the Phillipines.

LiveSteam
06-08-2011, 05:21 PM
Heh, my thoughts exactly.

Billy Boy is the proper term I believe, at least in the Phillipines.

John Wayne you dumb asses. Any were else in the world. You say cowboy. They say John Wayne. JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy boy

Bowser
06-08-2011, 05:22 PM
John Wayne you dumb asses. Any were else in the world. You say cowboy. They say John Wayne. JFC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy boy

You really shouldn't post while stoned out of your skull. Heh.

LiveSteam
06-08-2011, 05:23 PM
You really shouldn't post while stoned out of your skull. Heh.

Not stoned. Just pissed today. Not at you or anyone on the Planet.
OSHA

listopencil
06-08-2011, 08:48 PM
I think a coyboy must be a passive homosexual male.

listopencil
08-17-2012, 11:22 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coyboy

go bowe
08-18-2012, 12:08 AM
You really shouldn't post while stoned out of your skull. Heh.

why not?

my posts are much better, relatively speaking, when i'm stoned out of my skull...

speaking of which, brb... :bong:

KILLER_CLOWN
08-18-2012, 02:17 AM
why not?

my posts are much better, relatively speaking, when i'm stoned out of my skull...

speaking of which, brb... :bong:

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a192/Jaythree666/15545ue3.gif

:p

NewChief
08-18-2012, 07:03 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coyboy

Helluva bump.

Fairplay
08-18-2012, 08:24 PM
D.C. needs a few joke threads IMO.

SNR
08-19-2012, 10:52 AM
I think the Muslim should read Guns, Germs, and Steel by Jared Diamond. He would get his question answered.